"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Drama Fan]

This must be Phil's response to getting kicked out of antifa.
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I tried using blue sky’s translate feature but it doesn’t do retard.
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UPDATE of course Phil goes for the grocery store.
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One of the features of autism is trouble with communication. This is clearly a mind that is screaming out for a grand strategy/map painting game which doesn't know how to express it. Someone buy this man Hearts of Iron IV already.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Nice. Hopefully the next thing we hear out of him is his obituary.

Steady now, do you want to ruin Oregon's cheese industry?

 

[Drama Trauma]

I feel kinda guilty to be the likely cause of Phil's sperg out and DFE. No HOMEINVASION (threat) worth this.

 

[Goofy Logic]

He probably DFE'd because someone who wasn't a ACAB noticed his schitzo rantings about Kiwifarms gangstalking and reported him for a wellness check.

 

[break these cuffs]

Someone buy this man Hearts of Iron IV already.

I could see Phil going from bouncing and squeaking in excitement at the prospect of that commie/trannie mod that has a thread specifically, then cry and shit himself and never unpause because the tater he has between the ears lacks the processing power to understand how to do anything.

 

[The Dude]

Phil DFE'd everything? What, did he genuinely think we were somehow going to be intimidated by his LARPing and childish map doodles, and when we weren't and instead were laughing our collective ass off at his foolery he got upset and slunk off to hide in shame? I'm getting flashbacks to when he tried to convince us that he totally, seriously got totally real vagina surgery, and when we didn't fall for it he completely shut up about it and acted like it never happened.

 

[Vect]

I'd be happy that we won a battle we didn't even know was happening if it wasn't over Portland.

As a sign of our magnanimity, Ms. Phil, the - what was it, Antifat Jurisdiction of Portland - can keep it. Like literally forever.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Kiwi garrisons being completed every few miles to secure supply lines now. The land is ours.

Phil will have to try to attack from a literal (tug)boat now, if he doesn’t 41% with his tranny-grifting weapons before he can.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil DFE'd everything? What, did he genuinely think we were somehow going to be intimidated by his LARPing and childish map doodles, and when we weren't and instead were laughing our collective ass off at his foolery he got upset and slunk off to hide in shame? I'm getting flashbacks to when he tried to convince us that he totally, seriously got totally real vagina surgery, and when we didn't fall for it he completely shut up about it and acted like it never happened.

That’s exactly what it reminded me of. What’s easily forgotten is the build-up to the fake chop, when he claimed to be attending all sorts of appointments and have all sorts of surgeries booked.

We see a similar thing here. He got really excited, stepped over the line of believability, then tarded out and ran away.

 

[Drama Trauma]

isn't there an even gayer Bluesky like social media, Mastodon maybe? Anyone willing to check it out, if Phil escaped there?

 

[Bassomatic]

I bet Phil probably had a real Antifa member give him a stern talking to an he's such a pussy he nuked his accounts.

Also, I'd like to point out, you might be offline Phil, but I do still have my thermal camera and sniper rifle pointed at your apartment, Israel will be avenged.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I kind of wonder if his PD has taken special needs interest and reminded Phil "don't post about your supersolider activies dear...otherwise you don't get an after court pizza party"

 

[The Un-Clit]

If nothing else, this has been the most amusing thing Phil has done since content-spraying the woman burning a qu'ran.

It's hard to believe that Phil's form of autism has burned longer and hotter then Chris-chan's. He's still providing milk while Chris mooches around Finland with his hobbit girlfriend and does fuck-all else while generating money for Praetor.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If nothing else, this has been the most amusing thing Phil has done since content-spraying the woman burning a qu'ran.

It's hard to believe that Phil's form of autism has burned longer and hotter then Chris-chan's. He's still providing milk while Chris mooches around Finland with his hobbit girlfriend and does fuck-all else while generating money for Praetor.

The two make for a fascinating comparison. Chris is the uber-cow, almost mainstream at this point. Hell, they even based a Smiling Friends character on him. Even after committing a truly horrifying crime, the Internet still pays for him, and he managed to get a girlfriend.

But Phil? He was once a cow second only to Chris. He had his lore, his secondary characters, his own subforum, he even got investigated by the FBI. Now, he’s just an ageing bumblefuck, only remembered by us.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

And if the whole point of this...whatever this fucking retardation is supposed to be...is to eliminate supposed Kiwi Farms members because they're ista-phobes who say mean things about Phil and other degenerate faggots, then why would he not just allow them to evacuate, but actively WARN them to evacuate? If you hate your "enemies" as much as Phil claims to, why show them mercy? Why allow them to safely leave so they can regroup and rearm? That makes no sense.

The two make for a fascinating comparison. Chris is the uber-cow, almost mainstream at this point. Hell, they even based a Smiling Friends character on him. Even after committing a truly horrifying crime, the Internet still pays for him, and he managed to get a girlfriend.

But Phil? He was once a cow second only to Chris. He had his lore, his secondary characters, his own subforum, he even got investigated by the FBI. Now, he’s just an ageing bumblefuck, only remembered by us.

Phil was at his most entertaining when he was homeless. All we have to do is wait for him to get his ass kicked out of housing and he’ll go back to his old entertaining self.

 

[Bassomatic]

I kind of wonder if his PD has taken special needs interest and reminded Phil "don't post about your supersolider activies dear...otherwise you don't get an after court pizza party"

Do you really think his lawyer David SmithBergSteinsky isn't IDF and setting Phil to get the death penalty ?

It's really not hard to buy one of them off all I had to do was give him a proper Kosher handshake and much like Masons he knew he had to act.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's hard to believe that Phil's form of autism has burned longer and hotter then Chris-chan's. He's still providing milk while Chris mooches around Finland with his hobbit girlfriend and does fuck-all else while generating money for Praetor.

Communism and atheism tend to have a special hold on the most retarded.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

If nothing else, this has been the most amusing thing Phil has done since content-spraying the woman burning a qu'ran.

speaking of which, doesn't he have a court date today?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

speaking of which, doesn't he have a court date today?

It's still on the schedule but there is a new judge so who knows.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

It's still on the schedule but there is a new judge so who knows.
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a six week delay (it looks like)!?!
Have they not followed the Bluesky press releases about the taking of Portland? don' they know that the Antifa Philibration Disorganization could conquer 60% of the Burger Kings in Bend and Corvallis by then!?!