"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Crosspost here. Not an update from Phil's facebook, but he's being autistic on NekoArc's profile. I'm surprised he didn't feel the need to flip out over Laurelai Bailey.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/eric-...koarc-crystal-rose.18861/page-27#post-3518884

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Crosspost here. Not an update from Phil's facebook, but he's being autistic on NekoArc's profile. I'm surprised he didn't feel the need to flip out over Laurelai Bailey.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/eric-...koarc-crystal-rose.18861/page-27#post-3518884

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Lol Greta got alot more attention than Phil did. He posted some stupid shit on this person's wall, then was ignored by everyone there, so he doubled down with asspat attempts, and still was ignored. Everyone thinks you're annoying Phil, that or they just allow you to talk because even if they attempted to stop you, they know you would ultimately throw a temper tantrum and post lies about them.
 
What does Phil mean by "packing heat"? The heat emanating from the severe bacterial infection in his rotting stinkditch? Surely this clown doesn't have a real gun does he?
 
What does Phil mean by "packing heat"? The heat emanating from the severe bacterial infection in his rotting stinkditch? Surely this clown doesn't have a real gun does he?
Nope; too much money, and Phil's too retarded to get the paperwork and training to legally own one in liberal Oregon. He's just gonna get another toy gun like last time and pose with it awkwardly.
 
Surely this clown doesn't have a real gun does he?

If Phil had a gun, we'd be the second people to know about it. The first being the person who sold it to him. Phil would post a video of him waiving it about menacingly while mew-ing and smacking his lips with a smug expression.

But he's had a 5150 on his record. If he gets one, it would be through illegal channels.
 
This is the best case scenario if Phil ever tried to use a gun.


Worst case scenario would probably kill him. God knows it would be easy for someone as exceptional as Phil to give himself a fatal gunshot wound.
 
This is the best case scenario if Phil ever tried to use a gun.


Worst case scenario would probably kill him. God knows it would be easy for someone as exceptional as Phil to give himself a fatal gunshot wound.
Phil’s so dumb that a headshot would take about a week to kill him.
 
Nope; too much money, and Phil's too exceptional to get the paperwork and training to legally own one in liberal Oregon. He's just gonna get another toy gun like last time and pose with it awkwardly.

Phil's idea of being intimidating is making a face like he just sharted.

Look at this fucking mongoloid.

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Phil's idea of being intimidating is making a face like he just sharted.

Look at this fucking mongoloid.

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Seriously, every single time I see this picture, it only gets more hilarious. The "oh shit I was caught/I just shit myself" face Phil is making is priceless. Then you have his constipated stance that could no doubt end up with him giving himself a raccoon eye if he fired a rifle that way, or knock him on his fatass if that was a real pistol. Then you have the orange airsoft tip. I wish Phil would've used the same stance when he went out shooting yesterday.
 
If Phil had a gun, we'd be the second people to know about it. The first being the person who sold it to him. Phil would post a video of him waiving it about menacingly while mew-ing and smacking his lips with a smug expression.

But he's had a 5150 on his record. If he gets one, it would be through illegal channels.
No one would sell a gun to Phil, his state doesn't allow PP transfers and no black market would do it for a long list of reasons, first and foremost Phil doesn't like shady people, someone who straw buys weapons is shady AF. Second, you don't want that hot gun coming back on you, Phil is soft as fuck you can smell he'd narc on you if he got busted. Lastly Cost, Phil is dirt poor, it's much cheaper to get a gun legally and this is out of his price range. Mark up for the risk is on the seller so a 150 dollar pistol could be 300 or more.

Some idiot let Phil around real guns and some how isn't dead. Phil will never own a real gun he's lied before and it was so poorly done (using a cap gun) he probably will lie again because he literally forgot he "owns" a gun already and has since he was still on the east coast.

He will lie he owns a gun forget it and then beg for weapon money because that's the cycle of the potato.
 
Lest we forget, he’s also claimed to own an actual gun in the past. He keeps forgetting because he is a fuckwit.
 
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Isn’t Xochi on holiday though? I thought she was going on holiday without her fiancé Phil.
 
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He autistically posted this.

Something about it annoys me when useless drains on society pimp out workers symbols because they think communism means they just get a bunch of free stuff

Has Phil resorted to tagging and talking/replying to himself due to no one asspatting him since the mutilation sugery?? Or does Phil believe that others will think he is talking to someone when in reality, he's talking to himself?? If so, then the dipshit forgot that when the autistic news dungeon was created awhile back, he told everyone it was his new Facebook page, and to add him as a friend there. Dumbass.
 
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Has Phil resorted to tagging and talking/replying to himself due to no one asspatting him since the mutilation sugery?? Or does Phil believe that others will think he is talking to someone when in reality, he's talking to himself?? If so, then the dipshit forgot that when the autistic news dungeon was created awhile back, he told everyone it was his new Facebook page, and to add him as a friend there. Dumbass.
Phil is prwtending to have DID for attention, but since he doesn't actually know what it is he pretends to have an imaginary friend
 
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