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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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You probably would not be able to tell the difference between that altered state and his normal self. Nobody would.
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Because that would be less stupid than "Crime Minister".
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11 Aug 2019, Mastodon
Where is the "fash" Phil?
Where is the "fash" Phil?
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My God, even with all those filters I can still make out the huge gut and misshapen body.
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I imagine he's so exceedingly proud of his 'clever' wordplay with Crime Minister
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It's probably the most creative thing he's come up with.
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Maybe if Phil were on psychedelics he'd become a normal, respectable member of society and get a job?
Fighting fash from the comfort and safety of his friend's mother's basement. How brave. The only "fash" Phil fights is fashion. And is that a stuffed deer he has? Just...why? And you've got to love how even with the filter he's using, those derp eyes of his shine through like beacons in the night. And he must really be packing on the pounds again to look that fat while wearing all black. Black is normally a slimming color to wear.
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He doesn't think hard, but if he thinks something he does isn't cool or will get him with whatever fad he chooses to hop onto, then he'll suppress and remove it. Hence why he retired the weeb and jewish shit for the most part.
All I read was *agitated tard noises* Phil.
Can still see your down syndrome tier eye folds fatty. Also having that one guy drive you to miss at plates with his guns still is as laughable as your inability to take a photo correctly.
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Why does he have a reindeer plushy?
Even with all the blur his tard eyes are 1000% visible.
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That plushie has a more likable personality than Phil.
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He's tying so hard to cover up the tard eyes we keep laughing at. It shouldn't be this easy to wind someone up. Fog filter, so cute
Goddamn, he's piled on the weight fast since his dickflip. He legit has the body shape of Jacob Sockness, only with less of a neck due to the enormous, drooping wattle under his chin that smooths his silhouette to a weeble shape. Covering his whole body up only accentuates how massive he's become.
You're gonna need some financial solidarity for bigger fake combat gear at this rate, Phil. You want to be careful though - this stuff is marketed at weekend warriors, not fat schlubs. Finding it in size xxxxxl might not be easy.
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So you take your kid to a park to enjoy the last day of the weekend.
How do you explain the derpy eyed 34 year old fat tard in black odu's and a ski mask under the tree taking glamour shots to your child?
How do you explain the derpy eyed 34 year old fat tard in black odu's and a ski mask under the tree taking glamour shots to your child?
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"No dear there is nothing there. Your eyes played tricks on you."
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Jesus, he is so fucking fat. And that’s with all the filters. The only way someone that fat could win a fight is by rolling over his opponents. I suppose he has the advantage that the layer of fat around his body is thick enough to act as a bulletproof vest. In conclusion, more like AustraFATina.
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"See that, son? That loser over there under the tree dressed in all black? That's why it's important for you to stay in school, get good grades, be a good person, and get a decent job. Otherwise you may end up like them."
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He's gone furry? That's about the last degenerate thing he hasn't done yet.
"Look, son, it's a faggot."
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"Just look at his eyes son. He's just a retard playing pretend. Just ignore and stay away from him."
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Exactly what does Phil think he would do if he did see a cop on his block? I'd love to know.