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I'm surprised he doesn't gloat about the Dow's free fall. He did so last year when the fall wasn't one-fourth as bad.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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He’s very preoccupied at the moment. He keeps panic-buying a month’s worth of artisan pizza, then accidentally eating it all the same night.
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Something or someone is keeping fatso away from the internet. I wasn't entirely sure he was being tardwrangled before, but I'm pretty convinced of it now.
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"Disabled Translatinx Antifa Super Soldier requests financial and labor solidarity against Coronavirus outbreak! Come help Izzy Hell secure her HQ against the COVID-19 biological weapon attack the fascist US Government started to frame China. Izzy Hell needs help sealing off the windows, doors, and other entry points for the virus with plastic wrap, tape, etc. Due to the threat against Izzy from Patriot Prayer and Kiwi Farms, and the need to continually buy weapons for protection, she can't go out to procure these items herself. Financial solidarity in the way of money, artisan pizza, Bud-K knives, tactical gear, and Naruto cosplay also gladly accepted. Help Izzy Hell bash the fash! If you don't, then Orange Hitler and his Kiwi Farms cronies win!"
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That or he finally mismanaged his tardbux so severely he can't get online anymore.
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Phil is a fascist, though. He only hates cops because it’s edgy - he pretty openly wants to be one. If the pandemic gave him an opportunity to boss people around without getting his ass kicked, he’d enforce.
His talk of re-equipping his comrades leads me to think there’s someone among his good friends from Antifa who’s figured they can tap his tugboat Slingblade-style, but for uh security reasons he’d better not mention that on social media. Maybe someone claiming to be in contact with Antifa’s super-secret upper echelons. This is just tinfoil hat speculation though.
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Phil’s been blowing his tardbux on artisanal bakeries and tea shops. Even went to a mongolian grill with a momrade.
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Well, now we know what his “patrols” consist of.
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Pastery patrol
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Momrade? Is that what antifa patrolmen call their moms?
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Phil's mom is hardly his comrade though.
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I'm guessing it's more chosen family shit. Parents can be tough. Did your mom kick you out after you punched because she wouldn't pay for your Naruto cosplay? Come, choose your own family! We'll enable all of your terrible behaviors and applaud your self-destructive life choice.
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Does Mr. Haskins-Delici just plod around Portland checking in at every restaurant and coffee shop he sees? Well-off people don't eat out this much, let alone autistic NEETs living in Section 8 housing.
Rate me A-Log if you wish, but when those guys were found to be extorting Chris for his tugboat, it made me feel sorry for him. The idea that someone might be doing it to Mr. Haskins-Delici is just downright hilarious, and I hope it's happening.
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Chris is a mentally ill man with the mind of a six-year-old. Phil, on the other hand, could avoid getting conned. We know he reads his threads, so it’s not like he had no way of knowing Toren was a conman. It’s just that his arrogance and pathetic need for acceptance override what little common sense he has. I’m sure he thinks letting people bleed him dry while we point it out is a massive fuck-you to Kiwi Farms.
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More like a Nom-rade. But to be fair, its nice that the special people Phil is involved with are doing group excursions. Poor tard wrangler though.
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This is HIGHLY debatable, but judging by the reading and comprehension skills shown by both, I think Chris might be slightly more functional than Phil.
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Nah, no way. Phil's actually reasonably cognizant and could probably start menial work tomorrow if he weren't too far up his own ass for it. Chris genuinely talks to the voices in his head because he's going insane; Phil wanted to be insane so badly that he pretended to talk to the voices in his head, until he got caught up in Antifa and forgot that was a thing.
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I agree that Chris seems much farther gone than Phil right now, but I think they'd be in similar conditions if they switched places. Phil doesn't have the security of an autistic fortress combined with the isolation of living in a rural area. He can actually go out and meet other antifatards that aren't just retards trying to ape off of his e-celeb status. Phil would likely have retreated far more deeply into his own autistic fantasy land if he couldn't take the bus to get artisanal pizza and meet ups of like minded idiots. He seems to have found a place within the community.
I don't entirely believe that Chris buys his own bullshit as far the dimensional merge is concerned, but then I think about him cutting his taint open and the shit he was willing to do so a moon laser didn't blow up his fictional city and don't know what to think. Chris would undoubtedly be different if he was forced out of 14BC and had to interact with the world in ways that weren't on his terms. Unfortunately I think that's only going to happen until Barb dies and he loses the house, which is likely to break him even more mentally.
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Doesn't Chris actually take his HRT though? Estradiol drives up copper levels by increasing copper absorption. Excess copper is known to contribute to numerous mental health problems. And people with autism have high copper already. If Phil took his horse piss instead of throwing it down a storm drain or offering it to Buddha, he'd be more fucked up than he is now.
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I knew that distinction would be controversial. My logic is this: Chris is crazier than Phil and believes more stupid things, but Phil from the outset is less intelligent.