"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Update to Phil's IG bio.

About 33% of my viable skin is inked
The rest is covered in a yet to be identified fungus.
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Since Phil didn't ook and eek over vaccines, I'm just going to say the fat potato didn't get his shots either. At least I don't remember him getting them, which shows how much I barely pay attention to him.
They can't give Phil the shot because his flesh and ninja mall gear have fused together; one cannot survive without the other now.
 
Phil knows scientific facts.
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Antifa my ass! Phil is such a useful tool for the Fascist oppressors that want to take away people's freedom.

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This self-avowed Maoist spends all of his day simping for Big Pharma and a government he views as illegitimate on social media. Phil isn't the biggest useful idiot simply because he's too afraid to leave his house and actually do anything.
 
Since Phil didn't ook and eek over vaccines, I'm just going to say the fat potato didn't get his shots either. At least I don't remember him getting them, which shows how much I barely pay attention to him.
Phil is exactly the kind of retard who'd preach about vaccines and get tard scribbles all over his body with a tattoo gun but then be afraid of a vaccine needle. Or just be too fat, lazy and stupid to go get it.
'Shits self, does nothing' would also work.

Am I the only one here that genuinely believes Philthy sleeps in his gear? He's probably covered in rashes and his feet resemble bad cheese.
We already saw pictures of his feet and they were green and he probably had trench foot from sleeping in his boots because he's too fat to get them on himself, and too retarded to tie them, so he just sleeps in them.
 
This self-avowed Maoist spends all of his day simping for Big Pharma and a government he views as illegitimate on social media. Phil isn't the biggest useful idiot simply because he's too afraid to leave his house and actually do anything.
It's because Taters doesn't actually care. He just wants to throw his considerable girth around wherever he can so he can feel like a big man. If COVID wasn't a thing he'd find something else to complain about so he can LARP as an antifa superspud.
 
It's because Taters doesn't actually care. He just wants to throw his considerable girth around wherever he can so he can feel like a big man. If COVID wasn't a thing he'd find something else to complain about so he can LARP as an antifa superspud.
Phil has been ostracized from antifa. All he can do is make armchair threats against antivaxxers
 
Phil has been ostracized from antifa. All he can do is make armchair threats against antivaxxers
He was never part of them to begin with. He just hung around with them and pretended. Like how one of them supossedly bought him a cake for being such a good little superspud.

Since Antifa has told him, in no uncertain terms, to stop pretending he's with them he's just toned that part down but you know he still waddles around Portland with his mall ninja gear acting like he's on a mission or something.

Taters want's be be respected and if he can't get that he wants to be feared. Problem is nobody is afraid of a guy with a face that's that derpy. Why do you think he's taken to wearing a mask all the time now?
 
'Shits self, does nothing' would also work.

Am I the only one here that genuinely believes Philthy sleeps in his gear? He's probably covered in rashes and his feet resemble bad cheese.
It's a well documented fact that he does as well as never ever taking his boots off. It's been mentioned a page or few ago. He doesn't know how to take care of himself for the most part.
 
It's a well documented fact that he does as well as never ever taking his boots off. It's been mentioned a page or few ago. He doesn't know how to take care of himself for the most part.
I'm well aware of the boot fiasco. He used to dress like a leather bound whore. Now he's into wearing three layers of mall ninja gear with the helmet, goggles, mask, gas mask, craptical vest loaded with pepper spray, combat pants, gloves and boots; if he's sleeping in all of that shit the amount of sweat and filth soaked into them has to be atrocious.
 
It's pretty fucking rich of Phil to be chimping about "SCIENCE BEFORE FEELINGS" when Phil himself has built his who existence around feels before reals. This is the guy who pitched a massive retard tantrum and quit the only job he's ever had because his boss couldn't get him a new nametag fast enough when Phil decided he was a gorl and changed his name for the eleventh time. This is the guy who beat his disabled mother in her wheelchair because she asked him to help with the household expenses instead of wasting his money on cosplay. This is the guy who has built his entire identity around lies and fantasies (like being a woman, getting Gender Reassignment Surgery, being a member of certain groups, getting in violent altercations, being the target of assaults and drive-by shootings, and so much more) not only to try to fool people into believing he was someone he is not and be impressed by him, but to also trick himself into believing he's not a pathetic, worthless, cowardly loser living a miserable, meaningless life. His lies about himself and his life have been just as much to trick Phil himself as they are to trick others. It's hilarious and hypocritical for Phil to be using the "reality over feelings" line when everything he says and does is to shield his delicate, fragile ego and feelings.
 
NGL it's the most basic white girl drink in human history. Like those make white claws look manly.

In fact side note we mocked them so much in college we used to play a game where you slipped onE on someone or around em.

Once they found it they had to take a knee and kick the bottle.

Phil is trying to flex using a drink frat boys used as a fucking prank.

Also Phil would be one of the funniest alkys ever. Being he fails at anything he does. Even with his year of being under same roof as Toren he probably couldn't learn to day drink correctly pan handle or chase hang overs by a eye opener.
It was Zima back in my younger days lmao, good to know there's always a new one.
 
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