Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

Noah is homeless(without Alex) and terminally unemployed. He doesn't exactly have options. I'm sure that he left rehab early too. It's likely that he's estranged from his family over the 3 rehabs he's left early/gotten kicked out of. All he has to do to remain kept is occasionally dick down Alex. Even when she was paying him actual money to stick around he did fuck all. Alex said he let her go 6 weeks without a shower and had her passing in pixie cups. Noah may stick around for awhile if the alternative is sleeping under a bridge and peddling his chocolate starfish on grinder. And now Alex has the child to hold over his head and manipulate him with. Until Alex gets fed up with his bullshit he's likely to keep taking, and taking, and taking etc ad nauseum.
 
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Big Instagram photo dump.
First picture was a post, the rest were stories.
The post comments were roughly 80% supportive, 20% haydurs/people asking where Noah has run off to.

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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Big Instagram photo dump.
First picture was a post, the rest were stories.
The post comments were roughly 80% supportive, 20% haydurs/people asking where Noah has run off to.

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She's really cute but shit, I want to smack Alex for having her head flopped to the side and she absolutely should not be sleeping on her stomach on a pillow or plush blanket.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
She's really cute but shit, I want to smack Alex for having her head flopped to the side and she absolutely should not be sleeping on her stomach on a pillow or plush blanket.
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The photo where Ari is just propped up between Alex's legs like a forgotten beer can gave me the absolute horrors.
Her poor little unsupported head!

We know these photos are all just for the optics, for what she thinks social media should be seeing; the scary thing is that she can't even see that the optics are terrible.
 
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The photo where Ari is just propped up between Alex's legs like a forgotten beer can gave me the absolute horrors.
Her poor little unsupported head!

We know these photos are all just for the optics, for what she thinks social media should be seeing; the scary thing is that she can't even see that the optics are terrible.
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The photos are more important than safety(to Alex)! I imagine as soon as the photo was taken Ari was scooped right out of Alex's "reach". And then she wheeled herself into the other room to watch Gilmore girls while the help changed her daughter and then fed her. Noah is probably still asleep after all the liquor he swilled to allow himself to be able to deposit the rent inside of Alex.
 
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Alex wants suggestions for more things to buy. She's got a real pathological shopping habit. Your one month old doesn't need or want any toys. Her development can best be fostered with a stable home environment, lots of love, food and warmth, changes and baths and comforting familiar voices and faces. That's literally all she needs. You can't shop your way to brain development to replace the interaction you can't give her. Hopefully that death trap is just for a photoshoot and will be discarded to landfill now it's done its job.
 
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Alex wants suggestions for more things to buy. She's got a real pathological shopping habit. Your one month old doesn't need or want any toys. Her development can best be fostered with a stable home environment, lots of love, food and warmth, changes and baths and comforting familiar voices and faces. That's literally all she needs. You can't shop your way to brain development to replace the interaction you can't give her. Hopefully that death trap is just for a photoshoot and will be discarded to landfill now it's done its job.
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Ah yes. 1 month old. (Is this the adjusted age?) sleep. Watching input vs output of diapers. No need for tummy time. Lots of silly singing (babies are best/worst judges) enjoying your miracle crotch goblin. Not shoving a phone in your newborns face to prove you’re a mom? Can’t do that.

ETA: baby asleep on tummy photos aren’t cute and it makes my internal mom worry. No swaddle? Did no one learn how to?
 
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Curious choice of bed, I thought it was a cat bed at first. Doesn't seem very bebe safe.
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It's either a cat bed or for a doll, I have no idea why she bought it. Cane bassinets/beds are traps for little limbs/heads and should never be used. She should just save this for when Ari is a big girl and wants to play with dollies.

Alex should save her money on buying shit for baby and put it into employing a second carer for the household.
 
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Goatchoker said:
Ah yes. 1 month old. (Is this the adjusted age?) sleep. Watching input vs output of diapers. No need for tummy time. Lots of silly singing (babies are best/worst judges) enjoying your miracle crotch goblin. Not shoving a phone in your newborns face to prove you’re a mom? Can’t do that.

ETA: baby asleep on tummy photos aren’t cute and it makes my internal mom worry. No swaddle? Did no one learn how to?
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No, this isn't adjusted. Ari is a newborn, developmentally speaking. She's not going to be interested in looking at much other than human faces for another couple months.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
No, this isn't adjusted. Ari is a newborn, developmentally speaking. She's not going to be interested in looking at much other than human faces for another couple months.
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Every time my mother sees a baby, she starts smiling and making faces at it. She doesn't care who the baby belongs to, whether it's her grandbaby or some random's bub in a waiting room. She sees a baby, she wants to play with it and she gets ridiculously happy when it starts grinning and cooing at her. I think there's some sort of biological impulse that makes some people happy when they're around bubs. Never felt it myself.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
No, this isn't adjusted. Ari is a newborn, developmentally speaking. She's not going to be interested in looking at much other than human faces for another couple months.
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Good to know! I forgot what week she was yeeted. She doesn’t give a fuck about anything but food, poop and sleep. The first 4 weeks were easy…ish. The next 4 at home should be fun. I just hope the lil is okay. Lol fucking softy.

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Every time my mother sees a baby, she starts smiling and making faces at it. She doesn't care who the baby belongs to, whether it's her grandbaby or some random's bub in a waiting room. She sees a baby, she wants to play with it and she gets ridiculously happy when it starts grinning and cooing at her. I think there's some sort of biological impulse that makes some people happy when they're around bubs. Never felt it myself.
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Oh god I hope this is right, I couldn’t edit my post, site has been fuckey. I love babies but normally side eye them, but there’s been a few times when a stressed out mom lets me hold a baby and they love me it’s a superpower I rarely show. I don’t like other peoples kids but it happens, I might be a farmer but I’m an overly nice human always.
 
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I don’t but squishy Hitler should learn. The carer shouldn’t but….who’s putting baby on a doll bed/forcing tummy time? We know it isn’t Alex.
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He doesn’t even have to learn. You can buy one you tuck their legs in and the arm area crosses over and secures. Simple. Not that learning the swaddle fold is hard but we aren’t dealing with genius here.

She was performatively reading books but I guess not on baby care. Toys, tummy time, learning-that’s all for later. Now the baby needs comfort and security which teachs her bonding and trust. And it all starts with touch, something I’m not sure Alex can do for long.
 
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Goatchoker said:
Good to know! I forgot what week she was yeeted. She doesn’t give a fuck about anything but food, poop and sleep. The first 4 weeks were easy…ish. The next 4 at home should be fun. I just hope the lil is okay. Lol fucking softy.
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She was 36 weeks. It personally annoys me because an extra week cooking really gives them a leg up, but Alex needed her doll NAO NAO NAO.

If I was an OB, I would be the most miserable, blackpilled guy on the planet.
 
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