Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[often puzzled]

The discussion about who is doing what is interesting because, for all Alex posts, she's very careful not to show who's actually doing what. She's on social media constantly and reveals way more than she should, but she never makes it clear who's doing things for her or for Ari. When she does show Noah doing things for her (as she just did when she showed him cleaning the BiPAP), it's often in direct response to the subreddit crew wondering if he's relapsed or flown the coop. She shows us when she does things for Ari and when Noah is doing dad stuff, but there's very obviously a lot we don't see. She'll take a longish video in a gynecology exam room, but she won't show who feeds and bathes Ari or who gets her (Alex, that is) dressed and ready to go out the door.

Moving on to an actual update:

Alex was less active on Instagram the past few days. Still very active, don't get me wrong, but less active than she often is.

Spoiler: grid post

Post text: Ari is 3 months old.



Some of the photos from the post. She attributes the photos to someone named Nina. I don't know if that's the same Nina as the nanny/carer, but I guess it could be. If it is, this woman is getting quite a résumé.



Just for a photo, surely, but awfully over-swaddled.





The official "not ever gonna get a job" tattoos. Understandable in Alex's case-- she's not ever going to get a job-- but still a questionable choice.



Awww, a baby smile!

Spoiler: gyno visit

Still from a video. She was wearing knee-high/thigh-high gray cable-knit stockings. She's wearing more clothes to the gynecologist than she does to go to Target, which is a choice, I guess. She showed us the stirrup table and everything, which was more than I really needed to see. As of this writing, no update on how the cervical screening went. I guess they're waiting for the lab results. As a reminder, she has HPV and was getting her cervix checked out for any abnormal cell growth.

Spoiler: some stuff from her Instagram stories

This is a grid post that she also shared to her stories. Grid post will be in another spoiler in this post.



Yet another selfie. I don't capture all of these, because there are A LOT.

Spoiler: gamer baby grid post

Text and some comments:



The "sobergirlworld" post is mocking the subreddit. They call her "girlypop" over there for reasons that aren't clear to me.



Image:



Ari does not look thrilled with this situation. Or maybe she's unhappy because she's wearing mixed prints. Or maybe she just has gas and wants a nap. Babies are inscrutable like that.

Spoiler: baby Ari with Cairo the dog

First, a random story post that didn't really fit anywhere else.



Now, baby and dog:







Neither Ari nor the dog look happy. Like, at all. This is maybe not the best way to introduce the baby and dog.

Spoiler: random

You didn't redo any closets or organize any bookshelves. Good job by Nina, probably.

For once, she didn't update Instagram while I was writing this post (really, I think it's the first time I've composed a whole post without her updating). It occurs to me that's likely because it's Friday night in her timezone, so she's probably out on the town. That sounds like I'm being catty, but it actually does seem to be her schedule-- she goes out on Friday nights.

The posts with the nervous-looking dog and unhappy-looking baby went over like a lead balloon over on Reddit. Will Alex make it through the weekend without doing something else controversial? Stay tuned, but probably not.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex went over 24 hours without posting, which is very unusual. She's at about 36 hours now and has posted only a single picture of Ari (to her stories), and it seems to be from a few days ago-- it's the same outfit she was wearing in the dog pictures. That's really unusual for Alex, who usually posts all day, every day. I headed over to Reddit to see if she'd been posting on TikTok (she has not-- it's been total radio silence), which is where I found the following:

Spoiler: benefits of the no cowtipping rule

Noah also has a public Instagram account, but he's much less prolific than Alex. I didn't see these stories, but he was apparently posting songs from a rapper named Juice WRLD. This was a few days ago, and this was just posted to Reddit:



You can see that the anonymous Redditor is responding to Noah's Instagram story about the rapper. Noah is text on the left, and the Redditor is text on the right (the blue text bubbles). It appears that the Redditor responded to Noah's story by sending a YouTube link to another Juice WRLD song (though we can't see how this conversation actually started). Noah replies he also likes that song and asks the person if they have Snapchat. The Redditor responds that she's banned from Snapchat.



Noah asks what she did to get banned from Snapchat. Redditor responds she doesn't know. Noah asks: "send some sexy pictures lol?" Redditor says "thought we were having a nice conversation, I'm just not that type of woman tbh." Noah says "okay my bad" and apologizes. Redditor says "no worries" and that she has to sleep before her baby (of course) wakes up.



The original texts were sent in the evening, Noah's time (looks like the Redditor is in a similar time zone). The next morning, just before 9 AM (Redditor's time), she gets a reply from Noah: "Ur not my type lol." Redditor replies: "I mean I was last night when u asked me for stuff lmao." The Reddit theory is that Alex got ahold of his phone and sent the "ur not my type" message. I see no particular evidence for this, but I guess there' s no way to know who was holding the phone.



The Redditor who initiated the exchange pops up in the Reddit exchange to send a screenshot proving that it was a reply to Noah's story. On Friday, she replies to whatever he posted in his stories (which we know because it says "you replied to their story" above her comment) with "absolutely love him." That was sent on Friday at 1:47 PM Redditor's time. At 11:53 PM, Noah replies: "Me too!" On Saturday (yesterday, per screenshot), Redditor replies and asks "what's ur favorite song?"

There's still something missing, because Noah must've replied to that question, and he probably asked the Redditor what her favorite song was, leading to her sending the YouTube link.



This is apparently the person who sent the message. She says she "screenrecorded clicking on his profile to prove he messaged me."



Other Redditors correctly point out that his comment about sexy pictures is open for interpretation. You could read that as Noah asking her for pictures, or you could read it as him asking if that's why she was banned from Snapchat. It's not at all clear, at that point, what he actually meant.

The part where he says "you're not my type" does make it sound like he meant something else, or maybe he was offended by the way the Redditor seemed to reject him.

The whole conversation is dodgy. I do think it happened, but it's hard to tell what Noah's actual meaning was. The Redditor initiated the conversation, not Noah. Should he have been responding to random Instagram women? Did he know he was responding to some woman? Was he trying to ask for nudes? Has Alex been quiet since Friday night because of this exchange? She has been silent for some reason.

Everyone involved in this is wildly immature, and there's no way the Redditor replied to that story with good intent. I'm less clear about Noah's intent, but this will lead to drama from Alex. She reads her subreddit religiously and can't let anything go without clapping back.

Noah is an idiot, but I also hate how the Reddit crew is actively cheering for the relationship to implode.

Here's the one Ari picture she's posted. Reddit noted that there's a stain on the seat above Ari's left shoulder (our right). Some think it's from bottle-propping, others think it's just spit up that needs cleaning.



Also: archived comment history of the Dry_Lab_5521 account that initiated the conversation. They're not new to the subreddit, so they didn't innocently stumble into this conversation and then bring it to Reddit after the fact. They knew.

And here's the archived comment history for the AdEffective5471 account that posted the screenshots. They're a mod, which I guess is how they came to be the one posting the screenshots.

 

[Barbarella]

Wow. You aren’t kidding about immaturity. They sound like teenagers.

Noah likely was opening the door for a more flirty conversation but she shut it down instantly, to the point where we can only guess his motivation. If that is what has Alex so upset about that she can’t post, than she one controlling bitch because it’s nothing. The best thing she could do is ignore it and do her thing …but her thing is too much.

 

[often puzzled]

Did you enjoy those "What's Wrong with This Picture?" puzzles when you were a child? If the answer is yes, then Alex has her parenting version of those pictures ready for you to dissect!

Here we go:



I've got: ill-fitting diaper, unhappy dog on baby/lap, holding baby badly (front face carry), and BABY STUFFED IN SHIRT. Baby is being held in place by Shein spandex and a prayer.

Spoiler: caption and some comments

The comments are always a mix of "you go, girl!" and "you are the worst mother ever." There are usually moderate comments that make helpful suggestions, but the you go, girl contingent shouts them down. Alex also regards anything but complete praise as a criticism and "hate."

And another! Because the best response to criticism is obviously doubling and tripling down.

Spoiler: caption and some comments

OSHA isn't the organization you mean, Alex. Also: "just a disabled mom trying to make it work." This isn't making it work. This is a fail.

Spoiler: story stuff, including cute Ari pics

Ari looks cute, but the tub is placed on the edge of the kitchen counter.





Free People acknowledges her tagged post.



Just chilling in the bath. On the kitchen counter. Is that Noah's hand? I kind of don't think it is. It's not Alex's, of course.





This is an account that does "art" of Alex. I'm not sure what this is supposed to be.



Aww, big yawn:



More art from that same account:

Baby shirts and wraps do exist. For example:



I'm not sure she could wear those, given the complications with her torso and her stated difficulties wearing shirts. I think we've seen her wear a real baby wrap before, too.

I honestly feel like she posted this on purpose, to deflect from Noahgate. People have had fits before when she's stuffed the baby in a shirt, so that's what she does. People have a fit again, so she does it again. Owning the haters just shouldn't be your first priority when your baby is your pawn of choice. It's just really hard to believe this wasn't a deliberate choice, something she purposefully chose to do to upset people.

Noah is not visibly present in these recent photos. However, someone chose to shove that baby down a tank top for Alex, because she can't do it.

 

[glass_houses]

@often puzzled thank you for the update.

Is it just me or does Ari look like a ranga? It wouldn't be surprising if Alex is a natural blonde, a lot of blondes start off as rangas.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

When you mentioned the cash me outside bitch I was expecting titties

This cunt is flat! FLAT!

For shame op! for shame!

 

[often puzzled]

Alex returns with more spiteful baby-in-shirt content that no one asked for (I can't speak for the fetishists).

Still from a video (grid post, not stories) of her riding around with Ari in a shirt:



So here we have Ari jammed into a cheaply-made top that is stretchy because of the smocking in the front. That's meant to be a cute detail, and it's not meant to be stretched out like that. Ari is wholly unsupported at the bottom and could theoretically slide down through the shirt. Alex, of course, could not stop such a fall.

Reminder, too, that Ari was quite premature and is only a full-term newborn (so to speak) right about now. She's sleepy and still at this moment, but the wiggleworm stage is coming.

Spoiler: caption and comments

She's been busy on Instagram stories, though not as busy as she sometimes is. When I was last on Reddit, they had called out the stains on the Baby Bjorn and predicted that it would be cleaned up next time we see it. And what do you know? She's got it covered with a baby blanket in these posts. She apparently can't help but react to everything she reads about herself.

Spoiler: some story posts, feat. baby Ari

What a face she's making!



This is yet another shirt with Ari stuffed down it. It does look like she's about to slide out the bottom of this one. Babies can't make good decisions about where they eject themselves, so it's (ideally) up to the parent to prevent them from hurting themselves. Accidents happen, sure, but this isn't so much an accident waiting to happen as it is a dumb situation in desperate need of a responsible adult. Or even a teenaged babysitter who took the YMCA babysitting course. Something. Anything.



Baby Ari has a very cute judgmental expression! Everyone else feels the same way, Ari. You're not alone.







I love baby expressions.

In a previous post, I mentioned a video where you can really see how little hand/arm function Alex has. Because of these photos where she's "holding" (ahem) Ari, I decided to learn how to get a video into a post here. Hopefully, this will work-- I haven't uploaded video clips here before, so I apologize if it's weird or wrong.

Spoiler: the video

This is from May 3 of this year. It's on her Instagram grid, if you'd prefer to watch in there or if Tor isn't letting you do videos.

Editing for one final note: Still no sign of Noah. I continue to believe that these videos are meant to be a distraction from the Instagram DMs situation.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ari in a shirt

OK, we're definitely doing the contrarian bitch cashme outside girl thing now. Because there is no reason whatsoever to have all these other baby-wearing whatevers (that she was given as gifts, no less) and refuse to use them. I'm physically pained thinking of how desperately I needed baby-wearing shirts when my oldest, especially, was an infant, but at the time it was baby Bjorn (doesn't work for sitting or nursing or actual touching) or a few patchouli mamas had complicated-looking slings, but these shirts would've changed my life. Perhaps a key difference for their appeal to me is that I was holding my child more than 5 minutes a day.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

"... or a few patchouli mamas..."

Okay, this made me laugh way harder than it should have because I was able to instantly visualize the exact type of mothers you are talking about. I can almost see the henna tattoos and dirty dreads now.

 

[BunchofMunch]

When you mentioned the cash me outside bitch I was expecting titties

This cunt is flat! FLAT!

For shame op! for shame!

No no, she has breasts, it's just that they're located in her armpits due to her very strange anatomy.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex has been active on Instagram, but she's still not as active as she often is. There's still no visible sign of Noah. Someone is there, of course, but it's not clear who. She has not said anything about the DM thing. I continue to believe that she's embracing the baby-in-shirt thing because 1) she needs a deflection and 2) people told her it was a bad idea.

Grid post:

Spoiler: text and some comments

I suppose this is supposed to be deep, but it's just another rationalization for stuffing her baby in a t-shirt. Not a good one, either.



She gets tons of comments. I never capture them all; the yass queen/disabled mom power ones are all very sameish. Some of these commenters try to tell her in a nice way that what she's doing isn't a good idea. These people will be ignored.





This person is right: Alex has claimed that she's topless so often because shirts are "constricting." The person at the bottom also appears to be correct: Alex is not wearing pants. So we've got a baby stuffed in a t-shirt, no pants, and your infant daughter concealing your naughty bits. Outstanding.

Spoiler: from stories

Why? Why share this? Oh, that's right: attention.



Topless:



"Mom mode," which initially confused me, until I realized that she equates mom mode with putting a shirt on so she can stuff her infant down it.

Spoiler: video: baby in shirt

This is yesterday's post, which I've already shared as a screenshot. If you've ever wanted to see a woman in a wheelchair tool around with a baby stuffed down her shirt (and dangling out the bottom), now's the time. It's not a "hack" if it's a bad idea.

This is all ridiculous. I know that a relentless urge to "own the haters" is a feature of practically everyone who has a thread here, but it's just no longer funny when children and pets are involved. She clearly has no relatives or friends who can step in and be the voice of reason, and it's obvious that she's got no one in her life except Noah and her social media audience. It's also obvious that these two were not ready for children.

 

[often puzzled]

Today, Alex gives the baby-in-shirt photo series a rest . . . in favor of promoting her OnlyFans content. Her content is all over the place: baby stuff, disabled body activism, porn. There's no hope of pleasing your entire audience if you content is so scattershot.

Anyway. We also get one photo of Noah and some shots of a very unhappy Ari.

Her grid post was a video: 20 seconds of photos of her trying to look sexy. I'm not going to bother downloading the video; you'll get the idea from just a still:



If you do want to see her full series of smutty photos, seek help.

Spoiler: text and some comments

For anyone who is in doubt, "disabled body confidence" really has nothing to do with posing in your skivvies. A number of people in the comments are confused because they thought they were following a wholesome disability influencer with a baby, not the cash me outside girl. I can see why they're confused, and it's been awhile since she plugged the OnlyFans so openly. Her comment "for more, link in bio" refers to the OnlyFans link in her bio (I'll post below).

Spoiler: story stuff

Tasteful. I don't know what merch drop she's referring to, her own or someone else's. I'm not sure that the bottle of Febreeze air freshener sells the photo.



Ari has great judgmental faces.





This photo (not video) was the only appearance of Noah. He looks rough. And Ari is very unhappy about those sunglasses. "lol," says her mom, choosing to post this photo to her highly critical audience.



She never met a selfie she didn't like.



Ari is judging you. Her shoes are clearly too big; Alex commented pretty recently that her feet aren't quite big enough yet to fit into the smallest baby shoes.





She really hates the sunglasses, so let's put them on her again and take more pics of her crying! Good plan!

I can't remember if her bio, LinkTree, and various pages have been archived in this thread. Normally, I'd check, but Tor doesn't like me much today. I'm just going to throw some archives into this post, since OnlyFans (etc) is relevant to today's post.

Spoiler: bio

I just took this shot, so the numbers are current: 1,523 posts, 291k followers, 3,250 following. The LinkTree is where you find her links to OnlyFans and such.



LinkTree bio (or whatever it's called):



"Only wheels" is OnlyFans, as I'm sure you guessed. We've also got MERCH, baby registry, YouTube, a wheelchair repair reform petition, and Patreon.

Spoiler: OnlyFans, images and archive

You can't really see anything from this homepage. I don't know anything about how OnlyFans works. It's $20 USD/month, 113 posts, 124 media (videos, I guess?).



Full bio:



This failed to archive-- maybe you can't archive OF pages?

Spoiler: Patreon

Patreon looks abandoned, but you can still pay for it. In case anyone was generously wondering if perhaps she uses Patreon for thoughtful writings about the nature of disability and parenthood, this is the popup you get when you navigate to her page:



Membership levels:





Six membership tiers, ranging from 3 USD-100 USD a month, 10 total patrons, $10 tier is labeled most popular.

Bio/about:



Two post examples, and I did cherry-pick the ones with trashy titles. Other titles were vague, like "babes" and "I miss u."





You can see the full post listing at the archive of her Patreon.

Spoiler: baby registry

The baby registry looks like it may not be current. Archive is here.

Spoiler: YouTube stuff

She's not very active on YouTube, where her channel is "The Interabled Couple." She's got more shorts than anything else, and at least some of those (if not all) appeared as Instagram shorts. I'm uploading all the current thumbnails here; it's not the actual videos, but you can see the titles and images.

Banner, 3.41K subscribers, 25 videos:



Description:



Description copy-paste: Welcome everyone! We get a lot of questions regarding the dynamics of our interabled relationship and how it works. We are here to discuss these matters, as well as shed some light on some other topics such as sex in interabled relationships, mental health, as well as addiction. We will show you the up's and down's of our relationship, all the aspects of our relationship, and take you for some adventures along the way

Videos:



Shorts:











archive for main shorts page

Spoiler: change.org petition

This is also abandoned and didn't reach its signature goal. It's almost as if Alex chronically abandons projects. I'm sure she won't also get tired of her child, right? Right?









archive for change.org petition called "wheelchair repair reform: mobility is a human right"

Alex did not update in the time it took me to compose this, so I assume it's time for Thirsty Thursday. Charming.

She's exhausting, immature, and irresponsible. But we all knew that.

 

[Barbarella]

At first, I thought that photo of Noah holding the baby was an old one she used to fool us. But baby doesn’t seem smaller.

I just noticed the red spot on Ari’s knee. Is it a birthmark? I also have issues with Tor so don’t want to wait for older photos to load to compare (if they even will.). It seems a bit round for a scrape but my 2nd thought after birthmark was dog nail. Maybe somebody else can see?

I don’t know how an adult doesn’t understand you don’t want to cultivate an audience who is thirsty for your tiny, weak, helpless, deformed body in the same social media spaces where you post your tiny, weak, helpless baby. But I think it’s stretching things to call Alex an adult, no matter her age, and she’s certainly not bright.

As for the wheelchair thing, if it’s true that there are only a couple contracted companies and it takes a year to get repairs, that is a good thing to fight to change, and it could get her the recognition she wants. She could be the face of this issue and even speak to Congress, (assuming she’d know to put on pants.) But I suspect it’s not really true, and even if it was, she doesn’t really care as long as it’s not her problem at the moment.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

As for the wheelchair thing, if it’s true that there are only a couple contracted companies and it takes a year to get repairs, that is a good thing to fight to change, and it could get her the recognition she wants. She could be the face of this issue and even speak to Congress, (assuming she’d know to put on pants.) But I suspect it’s not really true, and even if it was, she doesn’t really care as long as it’s not her problem at the moment.

The words on that petition page are vague (Is the process different for wheelchairs than for other medical devices? What is the role of the patient in mitigating - and are there manual alternatives while waiting for a repair? What does liking your doctor have to do with device repair? How many people actually experience a meaningful negative impact?) and in some cases inconsistent (are there 2 companies, or one? Are all other repair providers actually excluded from coverage at all? Is it the vendors who are slow to submit claims, or the insurers to respond?). [questions are from a two-second review; plz no akshually] I'd like to* see the research or know whether this is an actual systemic issue, or if Alex just got torqued over a specific customer service issue or amorphous carping on the internet.

*not really, but this is the lens I put on things. If it truly were a material problem for people on a scale warranting legislative action, then shame on a disability activist with private means who abandons it, I guess.

 

[often puzzled]

I just noticed the red spot on Ari’s knee. Is it a birthmark? I also have issues with Tor so don’t want to wait for older photos to load to compare (if they even will.). It seems a bit round for a scrape but my 2nd thought after birthmark was dog nail. Maybe somebody else can see?

Hmm. I'd been assuming that it was a strawberry birthmark, but I guess I don't actually know. I just scrolled back through Alex's Instagram grid photos to try to find an answer. In the early photos, Ari is swaddled or wearing a full sleeper, so her legs aren't visible. Alex also filters photos of Ari, so it can be hard to see what's going on. The first time I could definitely see it was May 9. I could see that area of her leg in a few (but not many) prior photos, and I didn't see it then.

I did catch something else while walking down memory lane: Alex claims to have gotten ICU approval to stuff Ari in her shirts as a way of holding her. There are photos of Alex holding Ari in the NICU, but none with Ari stuffed down her shirt. Alex also appears to have showed up with her strap secured (the strap that holds her in her chair). Looks like the shirt-stuffing wasn't as common as she recently said it was, and it also looks like she was on her best behavior in the NICU.

I'd like to* see the research or know whether this is an actual systemic issue, or if Alex just got torqued over a specific customer service issue or amorphous carping on the internet.

With Alex, it was probably a hissy fit, and her petition is poorly-written. It is a real issue, though I understand you'd prefer to see studies (I'm curious, too). For people who are fully dependent on a wheelchair (not the munchie crew, who are mysteriously able to get around just fine when there's a chair issue), a nonfunctioning wheelchair is a devastating issue. The more specialized a chair is, the harder it will be to get a part (think getting a new part for a Ford versus getting a part for some obscure luxury car). There are plenty of people involved in this sort of activism, and they're all better at it than Alex is. I guess I'm trying to say that her petition is ill-conceived, doesn't answer the questions that you're rightly asking, and she should leave it to people who are better at this advocacy. Boosting someone else's work would be the way to go here.

On to today! Alex managed to post something that got so much blowback that she had to take the post down. I missed the whole thing and had to go to Reddit to find the post in question.

Grid post is NSFW and under spoiler.

Spoiler: grid post (now removed)

Pinched from Reddit. They censored Ari's face. Alex is responsible for the boob squiggle. And yes, she's fully nude. And yes, this did immediately follow the post where she promoted her OnlyFans.



It's still up on Facebook, which I just found out was a thing. Her public page is Wheelchair Rapunzel.

Spoiler: some comments from deleted post

Since I missed the post entirely, I had to rely on Reddit for the comment screencaps. They appear to have mostly saved the ones that entertained them, and the censoring is theirs. I would have been more interested in seeing the ones from the people who were genuinely confused about why they were suddenly looking at nudes when they thought they were going to see inspiring disabled parenthood content.

Spoiler: self-defense in story

I knew she'd deleted something because of her stories.

"Bodies aren't inherently sexual," but context exists, and that photo was intended to be sexual and to follow up the OnlyFans promotion from 12 hours before. Also, you still appear to be nekkid.



"I genuinely thought it was a beautiful photo." It wasn't. And it sure didn't belong on a public Instagram.



"I feel cute today." You apparently always do.





No one who reads the Farms will be surprised to hear that the anonymous majority has "in my DMs" and totally expressing ALL THE SUPPORT.

Spoiler: random story stuff

Perhaps she's smiley because she's no longer wearing the sunglasses?

Spoiler: some Reddit remarks

Some good sleuthing here that strongly suggests it's an older photo. The towel lore is that Alex tends to sit on a towel (in her chair), since she's generally pantsless. Therefore, you can often tell when photos were taken at the same time by comparing her chair towel.

Spoiler: her Facebook page

I somehow had no idea that she had a Facebook page. This is it:





It's a public page and seems to be mostly the same content as Instagram. You can crosspost between the two platforms automatically, so that's probably what she's doing.

Spoiler: public pooping

I only took a quick glance at Facebook, but there was one thing there that I never saw on Instagram. It was also posted June 16, but I don't know if it's actually current or if it's a rerun. She's been wearing a black tank top like that in some recent photos, but one black tank top looks much like another.

It's a video, and this is a still from it:



Whoever is filming her pans around, and she appears to be at a public beach. She announces that she's peeing with the door open, and you can see her chair parked outside the restroom area. She says "accessibility creates dignity for disabled people" but does not explain what accessibility issue lead to peeing with the door open. I understand that her chair apparently didn't fit into the restroom area, but I don't understand how lack of the chair or need for assistance lead to open-door peeing.

That's today's round-up. If Noah is out of the doghouse, they'll probably go out on Friday night, as is their custom. She's getting her hair done in one of the story posts, so I imagine she'll be out later.

There's no decision that can't be compounded with a worse decision. And a worse one yet. And another. Ad infinitum, apparently.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That's today's round-up.

Well, I guess I no longer feel even a twinge of guilt for my initial reaction to this person (that she is ick). I've now lost all innocence and have to agree - after seeing these "totally naked and splayed with baby" pics, especially on the heels of an OF promo post - that Alex is at best stupid as fuck, and possibly using her child for sexual purposes/as a sexual prop. Nope, not even my hardcore-imbedded "assume positive intent" orientation could survive this one. Just NASTY.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

it's just that they're located in her armpits due to her very strange anatomy.

Those japs that are into armpit sex would go nuts over that

 

[often puzzled]

Alex was once again silent for 24 hours-plus. She posted nothing at all on Saturday. Today was Noah's first Father's Day, and her posting was lackluster, to put it mildly. No grid post, just some videos of a walk on her stories with a "Father's Day" sticker slapped on them.

Spoiler: complete lack of enthusiasm

These are all stills from videos. The videos mostly panned and showed the water and Cairo (off-leash) running around.



Cairo was off-leash.



Noah was just drifting around in the videos. I don't think he even realized she was filming.



Noah hoists the baby.



Ari doesn't look like she's having a good time.

And that's it. That was her full Father's Day celebration. I think we can all conclude that Noah is deeply in the doghouse. Their walk was very close to their apartment, which I know because . . .

I don't sleep well and decided to figure out where Alex lives. I couldn't find her name or Noah's name on any listings in Chicago, so I had to do it the hard way. She's recently tagged her hairdresser and Bar Mar (where she ate the sushi-cone things that caught my attention), and those are in the same general area-- where there's also a Whole Foods, where they shop. I knew they were near the water, because you see it often enough in photos. I rewatched some videos and realized they're so close that you can see the expanse of the lake, a bridge, and a pier. I'd never noticed those details before, because I was always watching Alex and Ari, not the background.

There's also the rooftop pool we often see her in. That roof area has distinctive tiles, and it's also got somewhat unusual wicker/rattan furniture. The pool is a curved shape. So, at this point, I knew the general area and that they were on the water, near a bridge and pier.

After that, I found the building by looking at the ones in that area. Alex lives at:

Moment Apartments
545 N. McClurg Ct.
Chicago, IL 60611

Her own apartment has city views, not water ones. They're in a one bedroom, but even the one bedrooms have a variety of floor plans, square footages, and price points. From their current listings, a one bedroom accessible unit that'll be available in August (#2803) is 892 sq ft, rent range listed at $3,500-5,905. Apartment #0806, one bedroom and accessible, available in September, is listed at $2,940-$5,510. You can get a general idea of her floor plan (it's more similar to the tower units), and she'd need an accessible one, but it would be hard to pin down the exact unit. Not that the exact unit really matters-- I was curious about the building itself and the rent range.

The Moment, The Moment archive
The Moment floor plans, Moment 1 BR floor plans archive
The Moment current listings, Moment listings archive

There are tons of photos available. They're actually staying at home (at the complex) more than I realized. When they seem to be out eating at what looks like a cabana, that's actually a (very nice) area in their own apartment complex.

I don't think that the Reddit crew is aware this thread exists, but just in case: there's nothing you could or should do with this info. Alex and Noah are already on the DCFS/CPS radar, and they certainly have her current and correct information (I think they've even visited her in home before?). Sending pizzas or whatever the kids do these days will just wake Ari from naps.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex resurfaced for some Father's Day damage control. Because what better way to celebrate the father of your child than by owning the haters?

When I refer to something being posted, I'm referring to her time, just for the record. Chicago is CST/GMT-6.

Spoiler: story posts

This one was posted late in the day on Father's Day proper. It's baby Alex with her own dad. I don't know much about her family, but at least photo evidence exists of her parent acting like a parent. We haven't seen this yet with Ari.



No real content, but I always think babies are cute in sun hats, so here's the photo. Probably worth noting that Reddit constantly calls out Alex for not keeping Ari safe in the sun. Given the state of Alex's skin, it's safe to say that she knows nothing about UV protection.



This was posted Monday. It's from Sunday's walk. Those shorts need to go. Note the shoes he's wearing-- this is relevant later.



Second verse, same as the first.



From another video of that same walk, just panning the landscape and landing on Cairo.



Now. This was bad. The entire video is under a spoiler at the end of this post, and you need to watch the video to get the full effect. I thought it was spend up when I first watched it without sound, but it's not. Noah is turbo-rocking Ari in her cot-- really, really fast. Music is blasting, and Alex is yelling. You know how I mentioned the shoe being relevant? That was because it's Noah's foot, seen in the lower right, that's rocking her sleeper.

Still from the video:

Spoiler: "Rave Girl" video

Sound on for full effect of blasting music and Alex screeching. No, it's not sped up. I wish it was. Baby Ari is about to sail off into the stratosphere, which has the advantage of being far away from her nincompoop parents.

On Monday, she also finally got around to adding a grid post to wish Noah a happy Father's Day. I have no doubt that this was in response to Reddit pointing out that she started making Mother's Day posts well in advance of the actual holiday but barely posted about Noah, even on the day itself.

Grid post is a video. Here's a still that she posted in her stories. The entire video is under a spoiler at the end of this post:

Spoiler: grid post and comments

Spoiler: Text from the Father's Day video-- aka things that didn't happen

The Father's Day video has a text overlay. I'm transcribing it here so you don't have to look at Noah.

Text in italics and quotation marks.

"What we did for my boyfriends [sic] first Father's Day

We woke up early and got coffee downtown and then went for a family stroll in the park

Then we went to brunch at Robert's on the river (pizza slice emoji)

Oh yeah, we he [sic, lol] also opened the gifts Ari and I got him (I love dad book, cool dad sweater, daddy's girl onesies & a personalized pic frame

Then we pained with Ari by the pool (painter's palette emoji)

Noah put her in both daddy's girl onesies we got him

We ate delicious ramen (the restaurant kind) (with laughing emoji)

Most importantly we all spent the day together as a family, celebrating dad"

Editor's notes: "Robert's on the river" appears to refer to Robert's Pizza and Dough Co. It's located very close to their apartment: a 3 minute walk at 0.2 miles away (per Google). The "park" she referred to is that area right outside her complex. The pool doubtless refers to the one on her building's rooftop. There are multiple ramen restaurants close to her, but there's no telling what she's referring to (if it even happened).

All the pictures/videos of Noah in her clip are recycled footage of him hoisting Ari and petting her like a dog or cat. There is no evidence at all that any of this (except the walk) happened, and this is from a woman who posts even her gynecology appointments.

I love the "we he opened all the gifts" slip up. I also like how she realized that she had nothing to say and actually typed in "oh yeah" as she figured out what else to say. She's padded this out by saying things about Noah putting clothes on Ari (she was wearing a Daddy's Girl onesie in the park videos).

After grudgingly acknowledging Noah exists, she got back to her real interest: herself.

Spoiler: me me me me me me me

Prescription comma strength mouthwash. Helpfully shows herself mugging for the camera rather than the offending mouthwash. Those also look like they might be the containers she teased in the mech drop post.



Mom life? Girl, please.

Spoiler: Father's Day video (grid post)

The video is a series of (old) pictures of Noah and text detailing how they celebrated Father's Day. There are no pictures of these supposed celebrations.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

sorrry if its been discussed before, but who the fuck is funding this lifestyle? she doesn't seem to have enough sponsorhsips to cover it even though i hear they can pay a lot. it also doesn't seem like the sort of regular income letting agents prefer.

so, her parents? i know they are rich but they are also getting on, earning power decreasing and likely healthcare costs increasing. obviously she can't exactly work a normal job so i appreciate why they help her but there's a difference between that and funding an eyewateringly expensive apartment and with money left for three discretionary meals/drinks out in a single day.

i'm guessing noah's family are pretty minted given he seems to come in and out of rehab with no trouble, he's not waiting on a single chance in a state sponsored place.

who is paying for her treatment and care? that alone must be insanely costly.

i know the wealth gap in the states is different to over here, but most families i consider wealthy couldn't fund even the $3-5k apartment indefinitely.