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I had a fucking solicitor bong for a father and he hugged us more than Noah even looks at his baby. Perhaps absent fathers truly are the cause of society's downfall.
Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl
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Alex is still leaning into the wholesome (relatively speaking) content, and she's not good at it. I also doubt that her pervy OnlyFans followers enjoy cooking and merch drops. Her engagement isn't great, compared to what it's been in the past, so we may soon see another pivot back to naked weirdness.
So that brings us to the present. Ari is still on the floor and has a new seat for floor-dwelling purposes. Noah finally changed shirts. Alex's definition of playing is shaking a toy over an unhappy infant's head.
NOAH WATCH: he's around, and he needs to wash his grubby hands. Relationship status remains unclear. We haven't gotten any new kissy photos or tributes to fatherhood, so he's probably still in the doghouse.
She posted a video to her grid, one of her supposedly playing with Ari. It's bad. She defines "playing" as dangling a toy over Ari's face while Ari fusses and seems close to tears. I didn't catch the caption before she edited it. The video caption is "how I play with my baby as a disabled mom."
She's sitting next to Ari. She can't bring herself to touch her?
Caption and a few comments:
I agree with Lisa Roberts 8520: that's not a happy baby. "Borderline distressed" seems to be Ari's default mode, at this point.
Still from the video:
A few more comments:
The full video (I've been doing stills as well as video, since Tor can be a little iffy about playing the videos):
I guess she was really pleased with the post, because she also promoted it in her stories:
She's sitting next to Ari. She can't bring herself to touch her?
Caption and a few comments:
I agree with Lisa Roberts 8520: that's not a happy baby. "Borderline distressed" seems to be Ari's default mode, at this point.
Still from the video:
A few more comments:
The full video (I've been doing stills as well as video, since Tor can be a little iffy about playing the videos):
I guess she was really pleased with the post, because she also promoted it in her stories:
This came on the heels of posts about Cairo, and I honestly don't know if she's saying she's stressed because of Ari or if it's because of a sick dog.
Alex says: "Missy's new play seat! by big girl!" She must be outgrowing the bouncy seat she's always in, if they've sprung for a new baby containment system. Too bad holding her some of the time isn't an option, huh?
Noah is now in a gray short sleeved t-shirt, so the apartment probably smells better.
Is that a smile I see?
Alex says: "Missy's new play seat! by big girl!" She must be outgrowing the bouncy seat she's always in, if they've sprung for a new baby containment system. Too bad holding her some of the time isn't an option, huh?
Noah is now in a gray short sleeved t-shirt, so the apartment probably smells better.
Is that a smile I see?
Noah put a few things in his Instagram stories.
First up was some music. I forgot to look up what this was, but the lyrics that played over the video were depressing. Could be an indicator of mood, could just be a song he really likes.
He posted his cut finger and grimy hand. The cut is under the spoiler, for those who don't want to see that. It's not bloody in this photo, but it's a deep slice. It probably did need stitches.
A movie quote:
And then there's a picture of Ari. I really feel like Alex posted this and wrote the caption. The wording is very much hers, as are the emojis. Noah really doesn't talk like that, but Alex definitely does (she also calls things a "literal xyz" fairly frequently).
First up was some music. I forgot to look up what this was, but the lyrics that played over the video were depressing. Could be an indicator of mood, could just be a song he really likes.
He posted his cut finger and grimy hand. The cut is under the spoiler, for those who don't want to see that. It's not bloody in this photo, but it's a deep slice. It probably did need stitches.
A movie quote:
And then there's a picture of Ari. I really feel like Alex posted this and wrote the caption. The wording is very much hers, as are the emojis. Noah really doesn't talk like that, but Alex definitely does (she also calls things a "literal xyz" fairly frequently).
Both photos are recycled.
People had already asked while "Ari" doesn't follow her dad or grandmother, and Alex didn't take the hint: "Ari" still follows only Alex.
People had already asked while "Ari" doesn't follow her dad or grandmother, and Alex didn't take the hint: "Ari" still follows only Alex.
Here's what she advertised in her stories: "the sunflower of inclusion." Not the most catchy slogan in the world, but what do I know-- I'm not an influencer. In Britain (I think it's just Britain and not all of the UK, but don't quote me on that), the sunflower lanyard indicates that the wearer has an invisible disability and requires assistance. Read about it here or here, if you're curious. I don't know if she's riffing on that idea or if this is something she came up with independently. The design must be her own, and it's not great.
More about the shop itself under next spoiler.
More about the shop itself under next spoiler.
shop link, shopfront archive
The shop is one of those where you upload a design or logo, and it's available on a wide variety of generic products (shirts, hats, phone cases). It's a very hands-off way to do merch, and you're not going to make much of a profit (at all), unless you happen to sell quite a lot. In other words, it's not funding a Chicago apartment-- but could a merch run be a further indication of financial woes?
The shop banner is just the design:
Some of the products available-- you can get this on any of 46 items.
This is apparently her other logo. I was previously unaware that either of these logos existed, but I'm not well-versed in her lore.
I clicked into the "about us" to see how she'd described herself and what she said about the meaning of the sunflower logo. Turns out that typing a few sentences was too much, so that's blank.
The shop is one of those where you upload a design or logo, and it's available on a wide variety of generic products (shirts, hats, phone cases). It's a very hands-off way to do merch, and you're not going to make much of a profit (at all), unless you happen to sell quite a lot. In other words, it's not funding a Chicago apartment-- but could a merch run be a further indication of financial woes?
The shop banner is just the design:
Some of the products available-- you can get this on any of 46 items.
This is apparently her other logo. I was previously unaware that either of these logos existed, but I'm not well-versed in her lore.
I clicked into the "about us" to see how she'd described herself and what she said about the meaning of the sunflower logo. Turns out that typing a few sentences was too much, so that's blank.
Mascarpone is misspelled, and I don't think she knows what "elevated flavors" are. Nina and Noah are both called assistants, which is a choice. You're also not going to save a ton of money by cooking at home if you always buy pricey ingredients.
My bet is that Reddit has been saying that Ari looks scrawny, so Alex decided to make a point of saying that Ari had been fed and is a "big girl." I haven't checked Reddit to confirm this, but I'd bet fake money that's the case.
Whatever rash or eczema she has is still visible, though it's hard to see for all the filters.
My bet is that Reddit has been saying that Ari looks scrawny, so Alex decided to make a point of saying that Ari had been fed and is a "big girl." I haven't checked Reddit to confirm this, but I'd bet fake money that's the case.
Whatever rash or eczema she has is still visible, though it's hard to see for all the filters.
So that brings us to the present. Ari is still on the floor and has a new seat for floor-dwelling purposes. Noah finally changed shirts. Alex's definition of playing is shaking a toy over an unhappy infant's head.
NOAH WATCH: he's around, and he needs to wash his grubby hands. Relationship status remains unclear. We haven't gotten any new kissy photos or tributes to fatherhood, so he's probably still in the doghouse.
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Buckle up, gorls.
Alex had been silent for several days. She's often quiet as the weekend approaches, so I assumed that was why. Boy, was I wrong. I headed over to Reddit and saw someone referring to "tea," which I initially assumed meant the previous Noah messages-- where, if you recall, he asked an unknown party (a Redditor) if she was on Snapchat. In that instance, she cut the chat before the exchange got really down and dirty.
This time, not so much. The screenshots under the spoiler were shared on Reddit and were mod-verified. It's a mod posting them from their account.
Poor Ari. That's all I've got: poor, poor Ari.
NOAH WATCH: he's presumably in whatever lies beyond the doghouse.
Editing to add: Reddit needs to knock it the fuck off with the personal interference. This relationship was always doomed to implode. It doesn't need your help. This isn't cowtipping or poo-touching: it's lying down in the pasture and wallowing in the cow patties.
Alex had been silent for several days. She's often quiet as the weekend approaches, so I assumed that was why. Boy, was I wrong. I headed over to Reddit and saw someone referring to "tea," which I initially assumed meant the previous Noah messages-- where, if you recall, he asked an unknown party (a Redditor) if she was on Snapchat. In that instance, she cut the chat before the exchange got really down and dirty.
This time, not so much. The screenshots under the spoiler were shared on Reddit and were mod-verified. It's a mod posting them from their account.
I think/hope I got all of these and that they're actually in order.
At least the dick pics are censored. Small mercies and all that.
At least the dick pics are censored. Small mercies and all that.
Poor Ari. That's all I've got: poor, poor Ari.
NOAH WATCH: he's presumably in whatever lies beyond the doghouse.
Editing to add: Reddit needs to knock it the fuck off with the personal interference. This relationship was always doomed to implode. It doesn't need your help. This isn't cowtipping or poo-touching: it's lying down in the pasture and wallowing in the cow patties.
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That's just so sad. If they could make him light himself on fire, they would. For a normal, healthy family, a newborn is a challenge, and people should refrain from interfering. These are real people with real lives, and this despicable meddling results in real life consequences. And with a little baby that is just not funny.
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Especially for a guy with pretty obvious, documented mental health and addiction issues. I don't know why I keep reading thread updates, this one depresses the hell out of me. Maybe to see if someone finally takes that sweet baby away although as she gets older it looks like the damage is done. Poor thing won't be able to attach to anyone.
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I think Noah wants out but doesn’t know how to be an adult and find a way.
He can’t ”win” in the short term. He hopefully knows he has to take Ari which means giving up his party boy lifestyle. Live with family and get a job. Ari may get government money for having a mom with a disability, which can help. It’d be worth it in a decade but he’s too young to see that.
Choice 2 would be to leave, and leave Ari with nobody to really care for her except an untrained and unqualified revolving door of people who are there for Alex. Visit now and then to see Ari.
I don’t see a confused young man using mild substances as evil-I’ve been there myself. But I wised up and changed my life instantly with a kid, and best thing that ever happened.
His 3rd choice is to stay. Put up with Alex and her temper tantrum, her moods and stalking, her constant physical care needs, her likely put downs and orders. Get what excitement he can sending dick picks to strangers which is no excitement at all and will only cause problems Ari will absorb.
I suppose the 4th choice he could walk away and forget they exist but I don’t see it in him.
He’s not married to her but he should call a lawyer anyway and figure out how to work it out. And yes, I know I’m talking about a guy who doesn’t understand he needs to put underwear one. He needs his parents to help, not some girl to rate his cock.
He can’t ”win” in the short term. He hopefully knows he has to take Ari which means giving up his party boy lifestyle. Live with family and get a job. Ari may get government money for having a mom with a disability, which can help. It’d be worth it in a decade but he’s too young to see that.
Choice 2 would be to leave, and leave Ari with nobody to really care for her except an untrained and unqualified revolving door of people who are there for Alex. Visit now and then to see Ari.
I don’t see a confused young man using mild substances as evil-I’ve been there myself. But I wised up and changed my life instantly with a kid, and best thing that ever happened.
His 3rd choice is to stay. Put up with Alex and her temper tantrum, her moods and stalking, her constant physical care needs, her likely put downs and orders. Get what excitement he can sending dick picks to strangers which is no excitement at all and will only cause problems Ari will absorb.
I suppose the 4th choice he could walk away and forget they exist but I don’t see it in him.
He’s not married to her but he should call a lawyer anyway and figure out how to work it out. And yes, I know I’m talking about a guy who doesn’t understand he needs to put underwear one. He needs his parents to help, not some girl to rate his cock.
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Reddit is lame and gay but he’s the one asking this other girl if she’s single, and asking for pictures, and asking her to rate his dick (lol. lmao) which to me indicates that he’d be doing this anyway even if it wasn’t being leaked/he had a public platform.
I’m sure it sucks to be with Alex but can you even imagine how embarrassing this is for her. Anyone would be fucking mortified. It’s literally so embarrassing and cringe. It’s not like she can pack up and leave. No excuses. This is top tier pathetic behavior. He’s living with her and taking care of their child. Relationships get strained sometimes with newborns but nigga have some self respect. He asked her to rate his dick!
I’m sure it sucks to be with Alex but can you even imagine how embarrassing this is for her. Anyone would be fucking mortified. It’s literally so embarrassing and cringe. It’s not like she can pack up and leave. No excuses. This is top tier pathetic behavior. He’s living with her and taking care of their child. Relationships get strained sometimes with newborns but nigga have some self respect. He asked her to rate his dick!
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Alex has been quiet, no doubt due to the most recent dropped screenshots. I think I got a little behind just before that news broke, so her's a catch up as well as the very little she's posted since then. We'll also have a glimpse at the history of her online merch.
I assume the blanket is to hide how inadequately she's holding Ari.
And that's absolutely all there is. Alex has retreated to her hometown, seemingly without Noah, possibly without Ari.
NOAH WATCH: fully absent on Alex's Instagram and on his own. Probably sending dick pics on Snapchat.
ARI WATCH: fully absent. Nothing about her on Alex's Instagram, nothing about her on her own Instagram. Nothing on mom's (Jackie Dacy) social media profiles-- I checked in case there were any "love having my granddaughter visiting" posts.
In conclusion,
Shop advertising-- again, it's this sunflower thing, not the tacky canisters she was teasing. All this stories stuff is from 3/4/5 days ago; the shots were forgotten on my desktop. I probably should have been more suspicious than I was when she was posting all these recycled photos to her stories.
Young Alex.
These were old, even at the time she posted them. She messes with chronology a lot and drops new pictures as if they're current. These are all from the same set that announced Ari's new baby containment system.
Another old one-- from the same set where Cairo was taken to the vet.
Young Alex.
These were old, even at the time she posted them. She messes with chronology a lot and drops new pictures as if they're current. These are all from the same set that announced Ari's new baby containment system.
Another old one-- from the same set where Cairo was taken to the vet.
I assume the blanket is to hide how inadequately she's holding Ari.
She's not really posting. These are from over the weekend. She announced that she's in her hometown (Palos, Illinois) for the holiday, which is atypical-- she prefers holiday parties in the big city. It's probably safe to assume that she's with her mom and licking her wounds. No sign of Ari and no indication of where she is or who she's with.
Is she just going to pivot to talking about merch? Does she hope to memory hole her infant daughter and boyfriend?
Is she just going to pivot to talking about merch? Does she hope to memory hole her infant daughter and boyfriend?
I was unaware of this shop until the last week or so, and I was unaware that the shop also has a dedicated (and older) Facebook page until today.
Yes, it just trails off. It doesn't say founded by a disabled what, probably because Alex doesn't know if she's a mom, a warrior, or a thot.
Review from 2022. She's obviously really on top of this shop, keeping everything nice and tidy, deleting all spam. She curates the living daylights out of her Instagram and Facebook comments, so I'm guessing this page had been all but forgotten (much like many of her other online endeavors).
This is a merch shop, so I don't know how "Alex's raw take on sexiness" has anything to do with anything. Alex loved the comment, though. Alex is very into Alex.
No clue what the BLM ripoff refers to; this is from 2019. Her mom apparently really is a hot mess, though.
She announces "we are back" on June 29.
Prior to that, there had been no posts at all since January 10, 2021.
This particular endeavor apparently involves her mom and projecting the wholesome family image (matching pjs, Christmas photos, holding Cairo). You can really see that this particular brand of hers has nothing to do with the OnlyFans/sexy babe online presence. It's a mom and daughter thing.
Is her mom exerting more influence in her life? Is she trying to get away from OnlyFans thotting? Is it just a financial panic?
Yes, it just trails off. It doesn't say founded by a disabled what, probably because Alex doesn't know if she's a mom, a warrior, or a thot.
Review from 2022. She's obviously really on top of this shop, keeping everything nice and tidy, deleting all spam. She curates the living daylights out of her Instagram and Facebook comments, so I'm guessing this page had been all but forgotten (much like many of her other online endeavors).
This is a merch shop, so I don't know how "Alex's raw take on sexiness" has anything to do with anything. Alex loved the comment, though. Alex is very into Alex.
No clue what the BLM ripoff refers to; this is from 2019. Her mom apparently really is a hot mess, though.
She announces "we are back" on June 29.
Prior to that, there had been no posts at all since January 10, 2021.
This particular endeavor apparently involves her mom and projecting the wholesome family image (matching pjs, Christmas photos, holding Cairo). You can really see that this particular brand of hers has nothing to do with the OnlyFans/sexy babe online presence. It's a mom and daughter thing.
Is her mom exerting more influence in her life? Is she trying to get away from OnlyFans thotting? Is it just a financial panic?
And that's absolutely all there is. Alex has retreated to her hometown, seemingly without Noah, possibly without Ari.
NOAH WATCH: fully absent on Alex's Instagram and on his own. Probably sending dick pics on Snapchat.
ARI WATCH: fully absent. Nothing about her on Alex's Instagram, nothing about her on her own Instagram. Nothing on mom's (Jackie Dacy) social media profiles-- I checked in case there were any "love having my granddaughter visiting" posts.
In conclusion,
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Hmm, so all as predicted. They're not together, he's an employee, she does nothing, and he's dumb as a box of rocks and just as charming.
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Dick baiting Noah is like shooting fish in a barrel. Why even bother at this point.
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Happy Independence Day from Alex! She's back in her hometown, and, shockingly, it turns out that Noah is with her! She also remember to get a photo of Ari, so we know know that the baby isn't just shoved in a closet in a Chicago high-rise.
This last video is the one where you see Noah chasing candy and hear Alex's mom talking. You also get an earful of Alex screeching, so don't say I didn't warn you.
The plot thickens! Has Noah been here all along, or is he in town for the holiday? What's going on with this relationship? Are the midwestern moms still discussing Alex's hoochie top? (yes; it was a family event, not a club) Did Ari have any sun protection? Are they running from relationship and financial troubles? Did they only remember Ari existed at the last minute and that they needed to show proof of life? How do you become such bad parents that people require proof of life for your child?
NOAH WATCH: he's there, and his dick is inside his pants. He's chasing candy like he's a kid.
ARI WATCH: she's there, and now I know that children can look drained of life.
This was over the weekend, I think-- a truly terrible selfie showcasing some kind of makeup disaster.
Then we move into the Fourth of July parade in her hometown. Yes, it's dinky, but this is a very typical small town parade. These stills are from videos that were posted to her stories. The full videos will be under a spoiler, but these stills should give you the general idea if the videos aren't in the mood to play.
That's Noah in the green t-shirt, off over on the left. While this video is playing, Alex's mom, who sounds trashy*, can be heard to say: "I think he's gonna jump on one of them floats." And he is indeed acting like an actual child, waving his arms in the universal "throw some candy!" gesture.
* when I say she sounds trashy, I don't mean her twangy accent. She just sounds like a trashy human-- as in, you know it when you hear it.
Bagpipes. No audible dialogue, just bagpipes.
More floats. Very typical small town.
The mom in the shorts and cowboy boots (bless) wrangles her three children, who are scrambling for the candy. Alex, it might be noted, will never be able to wrangle children who are chasing candy in the street. And Noah also isn't in a position to do so, because he's also chasing candy and very possibly needs an adult to wrangle him.
Squishy Hitler! He needs some real shorts. Any shorts but the gym monstrosities that leave nothing to the imagination.
They briefly remember that Ari exists and hoist her up for a photo. She does not look happy. If a baby can look checked out of her own existence, she's managing it. The mustache is a bad idea. That top gives lie to Alex's claims that tops are too constricting; there's no way that a top of that design isn't extra-constricting.
Then we move into the Fourth of July parade in her hometown. Yes, it's dinky, but this is a very typical small town parade. These stills are from videos that were posted to her stories. The full videos will be under a spoiler, but these stills should give you the general idea if the videos aren't in the mood to play.
That's Noah in the green t-shirt, off over on the left. While this video is playing, Alex's mom, who sounds trashy*, can be heard to say: "I think he's gonna jump on one of them floats." And he is indeed acting like an actual child, waving his arms in the universal "throw some candy!" gesture.
* when I say she sounds trashy, I don't mean her twangy accent. She just sounds like a trashy human-- as in, you know it when you hear it.
Bagpipes. No audible dialogue, just bagpipes.
More floats. Very typical small town.
The mom in the shorts and cowboy boots (bless) wrangles her three children, who are scrambling for the candy. Alex, it might be noted, will never be able to wrangle children who are chasing candy in the street. And Noah also isn't in a position to do so, because he's also chasing candy and very possibly needs an adult to wrangle him.
Squishy Hitler! He needs some real shorts. Any shorts but the gym monstrosities that leave nothing to the imagination.
They briefly remember that Ari exists and hoist her up for a photo. She does not look happy. If a baby can look checked out of her own existence, she's managing it. The mustache is a bad idea. That top gives lie to Alex's claims that tops are too constricting; there's no way that a top of that design isn't extra-constricting.
This last video is the one where you see Noah chasing candy and hear Alex's mom talking. You also get an earful of Alex screeching, so don't say I didn't warn you.
The plot thickens! Has Noah been here all along, or is he in town for the holiday? What's going on with this relationship? Are the midwestern moms still discussing Alex's hoochie top? (yes; it was a family event, not a club) Did Ari have any sun protection? Are they running from relationship and financial troubles? Did they only remember Ari existed at the last minute and that they needed to show proof of life? How do you become such bad parents that people require proof of life for your child?
NOAH WATCH: he's there, and his dick is inside his pants. He's chasing candy like he's a kid.
ARI WATCH: she's there, and now I know that children can look drained of life.
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How embarrassing for Alex to be pretending happy family with her slatternly employee paramour.
In my recent, self-imposed hermit arc, occasionally I wonder if I'm losing certain social graces. My audible cackle when I read this was one of those moments.
In this mutated-chromosome-suggesting pic of him, I am also compelled to wonder how such a very young man can have such a soft, feminine physique. Dude, it only gets harder from here.
Way too wide. He really needs to trim it way back, take it in on both sides, maybe to about an inch, inch-and-a-half wide.
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Alex must have gotten the memo that you're supposed to talk about baby's firsts (when you're an influencer mother, anyway). She's had an uptick in grid posts over the past two days.
No mention of the breakup, only photos that imply they're still one big happy family.
NOAH WATCH: no new photos, probably got trampled at the parade or ran off to join the circus. Or maybe one of the homecoming queens on a float tossed him some Adderall. Or he's showing his dick to bagpipers and asking them to rate it.
ARI WATCH: I hope that one of the kind-faced ladies abducts her. At least we now know that she can look like a baby, so all's not lost (yet).
Posted late Tuesday (July 4), Alex's time. More pictures from the parade, pictures with untagged people-- friends? Acquaintances? Not her usual party crowd, whoever they are.
She's got a beer koozie on her lap. It was probably a freebie from the event, but it's still funny.
This woman has a kind face (people on Instagram actually commented on it), and she looks like she could feed and diaper a baby with one hand tied behind her back. Perhaps she should take Ari-- who actually looks like a content infant, for a change.
Random young women, presumably friends of Alex. Not tagged.
Tie dye woman also looks kind. Want a baby, lady?
Hoist Ari up for the camera! She thought this photo was good enough to tease in her stories. It's not a good photo of Ari or of Noah, but I suppose it made the cut because Alex liked how she looks.
Captions and comments. I took more comment shots than usual, because she hadn't fully curated them yet.
I don't know what they mean about the feet-- I assume Alex's, which do look unusual because of her illness. Her toenails do need cutting, though. Her manservant should get on that.
Random people chiming in with questions about the breakup, which Alex is pretending isn't happening.
I agree with Frosty J-- the lady holding Ari looks nice.
In answer to dawn_zo99's question, those people are not her sisters and do not appear to be family. I assume they're just girls from the same hometown.
"Holy shit shes wearing a shirt" cracked me up. Also, she's not topless all the time in her older Instagram posts. It's almost as if she just fires back with that excuse when people ask her why she's half naked in Target.
She's got a beer koozie on her lap. It was probably a freebie from the event, but it's still funny.
This woman has a kind face (people on Instagram actually commented on it), and she looks like she could feed and diaper a baby with one hand tied behind her back. Perhaps she should take Ari-- who actually looks like a content infant, for a change.
Random young women, presumably friends of Alex. Not tagged.
Tie dye woman also looks kind. Want a baby, lady?
Hoist Ari up for the camera! She thought this photo was good enough to tease in her stories. It's not a good photo of Ari or of Noah, but I suppose it made the cut because Alex liked how she looks.
Captions and comments. I took more comment shots than usual, because she hadn't fully curated them yet.
I don't know what they mean about the feet-- I assume Alex's, which do look unusual because of her illness. Her toenails do need cutting, though. Her manservant should get on that.
Random people chiming in with questions about the breakup, which Alex is pretending isn't happening.
I agree with Frosty J-- the lady holding Ari looks nice.
In answer to dawn_zo99's question, those people are not her sisters and do not appear to be family. I assume they're just girls from the same hometown.
"Holy shit shes wearing a shirt" cracked me up. Also, she's not topless all the time in her older Instagram posts. It's almost as if she just fires back with that excuse when people ask her why she's half naked in Target.
More sunflower promotion.
For all your ugly logo needs!
Fireworks.
For all your ugly logo needs!
Fireworks.
It's really like someone told her that you're supposed to get excited about firsts, so we got these two back-to-back grid posts: first July 4, four months old. "Oh yeah, I have a baby, and people think she's dead-- better post proof of life to the 'gram."
The photos below are taken in their apartment, so they're likely not current. She appears to be in the hometown, and those were taken in what looks like morning sun, at the Memory (that's the area in front of the kitchen counter-- the dine-in one, not the cooking surface).
Comments currently subject to heavy-duty moderation. She's policing them in a big way.
The photos below are taken in their apartment, so they're likely not current. She appears to be in the hometown, and those were taken in what looks like morning sun, at the Memory (that's the area in front of the kitchen counter-- the dine-in one, not the cooking surface).
Comments currently subject to heavy-duty moderation. She's policing them in a big way.
No mention of the breakup, only photos that imply they're still one big happy family.
NOAH WATCH: no new photos, probably got trampled at the parade or ran off to join the circus. Or maybe one of the homecoming queens on a float tossed him some Adderall. Or he's showing his dick to bagpipers and asking them to rate it.
ARI WATCH: I hope that one of the kind-faced ladies abducts her. At least we now know that she can look like a baby, so all's not lost (yet).
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- Apr 30, 2021
Not to mention the little doggie. Alex's parents seem very unhelpful. It's nice Noah is stepping up but I fear burnout in an (ex) addict and borderline. The parents should be splitting up care.
That is weird. A lot of disabled people who rely on caregivers have a lot of respect to caregivers and make a point of how many basic tasks they wouldn't be able to do without a carer.
Yes, he has diagnosed BPD.
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It's very immature of me but Alex's face and her goofy ears gross me out.
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- Apr 7, 2022
Its the weird upturned nose, large nostrils and nasally voice that does it for me. I always watch her shit on mute.
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- Nov 12, 2021
She and Noah both are unfortunate looking people.
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- Jan 8, 2022
Alex spends more time clapping back at haters, because that always works out really well and definitely never backfires. She's been quiet since Thursday evening (her time), and she does tend to be less active on Friday-Saturday.
Copy-paste of text:
I’m still processing trauma.
It’s not spoken about a lot on here — the trauma that us who choose to share our lives publicly endure on a daily basis.
Being told you’re the worst person ever. That you’re nothing. That you shouldn’t be here. That you aren’t deserving of love, a job, a partner, or a child.
Because of the way they perceive you from the posts you’ve made over the years, with only the best intentions and heart.
Because of my public social media presence, the state has been at my front door — asking me invasive questions about my ability to parent.
“It’s just a comment, ignore the haters.”
When that hate is quite literally knocking on your front door, that creates a traumatic experience.
It creates stress on families.
And it’s not okay.
And I haven’t been okay.
There’s no excuse for hatred, bullying, and harassment. Regardless of someone’s follower count.
If you wouldn’t say it to someone’s face, it shouldn’t be left in someone’s comment section.
I’m processing the trauma.
I am a strong disabled mom.
Happy disability pride month
I created some merch to celebrate - link in bio
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A video accompanied that little novel. This is just a still; it was all clips we'd seen before. She must put every image she takes on Instagram, because there's never any previously-unseen pictures of Ari. Noah does not appear in this video, because it's all about Alex.
The comments got wild. I saw this post, didn't screenshot any of it, and came back later to take the shots. When I first looked at it, she was fighting with people in the comments, but all of that is gone. She apparently just started deleting rather than continuing to fight back.
I don't doubt for a second that DCFS/CPS/DSS got a mountain of phone calls from the Reddit group. However, I also suspect that the workers at the NICU were the ones who actually triggered the investigation. In a way, maybe it's better that Alex attributes the ongoing investigation to Reddit rather than to the mandated reporters in the medical world. If she assumes that internet strangers caused the investigation, then hopefully Ari will continue to go to medical appointments.
It's interesting, though, that she apparently can't understand that she and Noah are objectively unfit parents and that mandated reporters would report them. They still don't know how to feed, how to diaper, or how to hold Ari (and Alex physically cant't do any of those things). They went from the club to the NICU and back again. They had to be told not to vape in the NICU. She can't even physically care for himself, and he wasn't at the birth because he was in rehab. And on and on and on and on and on.
This is the "fun piece," which is so badly styled that it appears to read DISABILITY RID. Graphic design is her passion!
She cannot have spent much time on this, but you should totally give her money for it.
Noah changed shirts again. This one is long-sleeved and light green. He's doing a thing he often does-- messing with her chin to try to get her to smile. I don't object to chucking a baby's chin, but he's only doing it to get her to smile while her mom caws SMMMIIILLLLLEEE in the background.
Ari is having an existential crisis. She's on the floor again, of course, and they've got a "sensory video" playing on the television. Because four months is not too early to let the TV babysit, I guess.
Check out the thousand-yard stare on that baby. And more of the chin tickling.
There are not video stills; they were posted individually. I think she's trying to catch a smile, because the Reddit crowd is always pointing out that Ari generally looks miserable.
The Nina tagged in this photo is caretaker Nina. Unfortunately for us, but wisely for Nina, her profile is private.
Never met a selfie she didn't like.
Place your bets! Is it a positive disability video, or is it something for OnlyFans? Or are she and Noah going to go on Springer and fight it out? (I wish.)
NOAH WATCH: we saw his hand and sleeve, but there still aren't any praising-dads posts.
No way to tell if her mom is there right now, but they do appear to be back in the apartment. We've entered the weekend silence now.
Copy-paste of text:
I’m still processing trauma.
It’s not spoken about a lot on here — the trauma that us who choose to share our lives publicly endure on a daily basis.
Being told you’re the worst person ever. That you’re nothing. That you shouldn’t be here. That you aren’t deserving of love, a job, a partner, or a child.
Because of the way they perceive you from the posts you’ve made over the years, with only the best intentions and heart.
Because of my public social media presence, the state has been at my front door — asking me invasive questions about my ability to parent.
“It’s just a comment, ignore the haters.”
When that hate is quite literally knocking on your front door, that creates a traumatic experience.
It creates stress on families.
And it’s not okay.
And I haven’t been okay.
There’s no excuse for hatred, bullying, and harassment. Regardless of someone’s follower count.
If you wouldn’t say it to someone’s face, it shouldn’t be left in someone’s comment section.
I’m processing the trauma.
I am a strong disabled mom.
Happy disability pride month
I created some merch to celebrate - link in bio
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A video accompanied that little novel. This is just a still; it was all clips we'd seen before. She must put every image she takes on Instagram, because there's never any previously-unseen pictures of Ari. Noah does not appear in this video, because it's all about Alex.
The comments got wild. I saw this post, didn't screenshot any of it, and came back later to take the shots. When I first looked at it, she was fighting with people in the comments, but all of that is gone. She apparently just started deleting rather than continuing to fight back.
I don't doubt for a second that DCFS/CPS/DSS got a mountain of phone calls from the Reddit group. However, I also suspect that the workers at the NICU were the ones who actually triggered the investigation. In a way, maybe it's better that Alex attributes the ongoing investigation to Reddit rather than to the mandated reporters in the medical world. If she assumes that internet strangers caused the investigation, then hopefully Ari will continue to go to medical appointments.
It's interesting, though, that she apparently can't understand that she and Noah are objectively unfit parents and that mandated reporters would report them. They still don't know how to feed, how to diaper, or how to hold Ari (and Alex physically cant't do any of those things). They went from the club to the NICU and back again. They had to be told not to vape in the NICU. She can't even physically care for himself, and he wasn't at the birth because he was in rehab. And on and on and on and on and on.
She has a lot of self-confidence and could probably benefit from some self-doubt.
The comments were sanitized by the time I got to them. The ones shown above were the only comments when I saw the post.
The comments were sanitized by the time I got to them. The ones shown above were the only comments when I saw the post.
This is the "fun piece," which is so badly styled that it appears to read DISABILITY RID. Graphic design is her passion!
She cannot have spent much time on this, but you should totally give her money for it.
Noah changed shirts again. This one is long-sleeved and light green. He's doing a thing he often does-- messing with her chin to try to get her to smile. I don't object to chucking a baby's chin, but he's only doing it to get her to smile while her mom caws SMMMIIILLLLLEEE in the background.
Ari is having an existential crisis. She's on the floor again, of course, and they've got a "sensory video" playing on the television. Because four months is not too early to let the TV babysit, I guess.
Check out the thousand-yard stare on that baby. And more of the chin tickling.
There are not video stills; they were posted individually. I think she's trying to catch a smile, because the Reddit crowd is always pointing out that Ari generally looks miserable.
The Nina tagged in this photo is caretaker Nina. Unfortunately for us, but wisely for Nina, her profile is private.
Never met a selfie she didn't like.
Place your bets! Is it a positive disability video, or is it something for OnlyFans? Or are she and Noah going to go on Springer and fight it out? (I wish.)
NOAH WATCH: we saw his hand and sleeve, but there still aren't any praising-dads posts.
No way to tell if her mom is there right now, but they do appear to be back in the apartment. We've entered the weekend silence now.
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Careful what you wish for. Alex might try flashing her tits at the audience for her very own Jerry beads.
Love your updates btw!
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- Jan 8, 2022
Alex had a quiet weekend and still has not acknowledged Noah's texts on Snapchat. On Instagram, she's still playing happy families. They're back in Chicago, and her mom may be there (but is staying out of the camera if she is-- more on that below).
They're at the Navy Pier, 0.4 miles from their house.
Real smile or hostage photo? You decide!
In case you wanted to see Alex's cleavage, I guess.
Aww, a smile! No one holding her, of course.
And that's all. The photos in both the stories and the grid post are from the Navy Pier (very close to her apartment) and from her apartment complex's rooftop pool.
NOAH WATCH: he's there in one photo, wearing a different shirt and everything. Those pink shorts should be burned.
This isn't a sponsorship, but I assume she's angling for one. She's nuts if she thinks she can pay rent with baby float sponsorships, but no one involved in this mess is a genius.
All I've got to say about the float: I know that some babies enjoy this but Ari doesn't look thrilled. Would it kill these two to hold their child for a change?
She posted this twice. I don't think they're actually any different, but maybe I'm missing something. The tag is the company.
This is a video still. Ari did not look pleased to be floating in the water. I'm not sure whose arm that is-- it's not Noah's, and of course it isn't Alex's. Looks like a woman's arm; could be Nina, could be her mom. I don't actually get the sense that Nina does things like hit the pool with the family, but so much happens off-camera that it's hard to be sure.
This is also a still from a video, and that video was the one that made me think mom is around. They're trying to assemble the floating device, and you hear a woman's voice talking about how to fit the pieces together. I think it was Jackie's voice, but I'm not positive. We did just hear her mom speak on the July 4 videos.
This is the company whose attention she's trying to attract by smacking their Instagram handle on every single picture of Ari in the float. Ari didn't seem to be enjoying the float, and all the pictures on their Instagram are babies who actually appear to be having a good time. I don't think the company has acknowledged Alex yet (unless I missed it).
All I've got to say about the float: I know that some babies enjoy this but Ari doesn't look thrilled. Would it kill these two to hold their child for a change?
She posted this twice. I don't think they're actually any different, but maybe I'm missing something. The tag is the company.
This is a video still. Ari did not look pleased to be floating in the water. I'm not sure whose arm that is-- it's not Noah's, and of course it isn't Alex's. Looks like a woman's arm; could be Nina, could be her mom. I don't actually get the sense that Nina does things like hit the pool with the family, but so much happens off-camera that it's hard to be sure.
This is also a still from a video, and that video was the one that made me think mom is around. They're trying to assemble the floating device, and you hear a woman's voice talking about how to fit the pieces together. I think it was Jackie's voice, but I'm not positive. We did just hear her mom speak on the July 4 videos.
This is the company whose attention she's trying to attract by smacking their Instagram handle on every single picture of Ari in the float. Ari didn't seem to be enjoying the float, and all the pictures on their Instagram are babies who actually appear to be having a good time. I don't think the company has acknowledged Alex yet (unless I missed it).
They're at the Navy Pier, 0.4 miles from their house.
Real smile or hostage photo? You decide!
In case you wanted to see Alex's cleavage, I guess.
Aww, a smile! No one holding her, of course.
Post was three photos, shown below:
Text of post reads "summertime in Chicago." Caption plus some comments:
I looked into the subscription thing. Apparently, she's charging $4.99 USD/month for subscriber-only Instagram content. I didn't even know that Instagram had subscription options, but she must be trying everything to get some extra money coming in. I'm going to have to hope the Reddit crowd has someone who coughs up $4.99; if they do, I will get the content from there.
As you can see, the comments are extremely curated.
Text of post reads "summertime in Chicago." Caption plus some comments:
I looked into the subscription thing. Apparently, she's charging $4.99 USD/month for subscriber-only Instagram content. I didn't even know that Instagram had subscription options, but she must be trying everything to get some extra money coming in. I'm going to have to hope the Reddit crowd has someone who coughs up $4.99; if they do, I will get the content from there.
As you can see, the comments are extremely curated.
And that's all. The photos in both the stories and the grid post are from the Navy Pier (very close to her apartment) and from her apartment complex's rooftop pool.
NOAH WATCH: he's there in one photo, wearing a different shirt and everything. Those pink shorts should be burned.