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I can't even jack off to that. Thanks a lot, asshole.
Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl
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space walrus
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Alleged scanner feed from the time of the incident. I'm personally still waiting to see some kind of arrest record but this sounds pretty accurate to the situation. Apologies for not archiving but I'm too retarded to figure out how to archive a gif through the usual means.
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Here's the audio. Intoxicated male, 5'10", brown hair, battery in progress, according to the audio.
I can't find an arrest record through the Chicago Police Department. For what it's worth, I suppose we don't know if he was actually arrested versus detained (or whatever).
If he'll hit his wheelchair-bound girlfriend, he's capable of shaking Ari.
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What a deplorable dickwad.
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Alex has finally updated to address the current drama. She was clearly aware of it right after it broke (not surprising, since she's all over her own subreddit). She initially turned off all Instagram comments but forgot to disable them on a new grid post.
And now, on to the main event! Her clapback was in her stories from today.
So Alex's story is that, on July 15, a hater called the police and reported a domestic incident. Coincidentally, someone at her apartment also filed an internal report of a domestic. Also coincidentally, someone else saw Noah going out in handcuffs. Also also, Noah had a private medical issue that night.
After she posted that in her stories, this broke on Reddit:
The call:
Dispatch was really confused about what was going on, and Noah apparently described two entirely different outfits that she was supposedly wearing. We've seen her at this bar before; it's Whispers at Oak Street Beach. It's exactly 1 mile from her apartment complex, so it's possible she just headed home.
Noah's 911 call came about an hour before the one we've already heard. The whole night must have been a drunken mess.
As of me hitting post, Alex has not yet addressed this latest revelation. It's about 9:00 PM her time, so it's still well within her posting window.
That tasteful onesie again, plus a clear reference to Noah.
Notice that all the comments are about getting Ari out of there and concern for personal safety.
Notice that all the comments are about getting Ari out of there and concern for personal safety.
Comments were off on this one. She's still going on about disabled mom summer.
Still from the video, which was all old footage. This is her shower chair?
Still from the video, which was all old footage. This is her shower chair?
And now, on to the main event! Her clapback was in her stories from today.
Noah looking chipper.
Posted around 3:30 PM her time. Bets that she was just getting up and having breakfast?
Black eye update.
She filters so much that it's hard to tell how "gone" it really is.
And here we go. It's a series of still images (selfies, of course) with a text overlay.
Posted around 3:30 PM her time. Bets that she was just getting up and having breakfast?
Black eye update.
She filters so much that it's hard to tell how "gone" it really is.
And here we go. It's a series of still images (selfies, of course) with a text overlay.
So Alex's story is that, on July 15, a hater called the police and reported a domestic incident. Coincidentally, someone at her apartment also filed an internal report of a domestic. Also coincidentally, someone else saw Noah going out in handcuffs. Also also, Noah had a private medical issue that night.
After she posted that in her stories, this broke on Reddit:
The call:
Dispatch was really confused about what was going on, and Noah apparently described two entirely different outfits that she was supposedly wearing. We've seen her at this bar before; it's Whispers at Oak Street Beach. It's exactly 1 mile from her apartment complex, so it's possible she just headed home.
Noah's 911 call came about an hour before the one we've already heard. The whole night must have been a drunken mess.
As of me hitting post, Alex has not yet addressed this latest revelation. It's about 9:00 PM her time, so it's still well within her posting window.
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She thinks pointing out that she had a black eye before this incident is a Gotcha! that somehow proves that Noah didn't hit her that night.
No Sweetie, it just shows that he hit you before then as well!
I wonder how long it was between him reporting her missing, him getting taken out in handcuffs, and his 'private medical issue'
Cluster B's gonna cluster B
. $10 says he 'attempted' suicide.
No Sweetie, it just shows that he hit you before then as well!
I wonder how long it was between him reporting her missing, him getting taken out in handcuffs, and his 'private medical issue'
Cluster B's gonna cluster B
. $10 says he 'attempted' suicide.
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The level of mental gymnastics that shes going through to explain away
this DV incident is astounding. Special Olympic levels.
this DV incident is astounding. Special Olympic levels.
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Someone on reddit commented about the two different clothing descriptions. Apparently the first outfit he described was his own. There's a photo of him in green tshirt and grey shorts. That's hilariously dumb.
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Alex goes crazy with posting but pretends that nothing happened. Noah is present but looks vacant (more so than usual). Ari remains detached.
It was a video with photos of herself when she was young, photos of Ari, photos of Noah. Comments are on but monitored.
It was a video with photos of herself when she was young, photos of Ari, photos of Noah. Comments are on but monitored.
That's Nina on the left side (over Alex's right shoulder), Noah to our right on the couch.
Because nothing says disability pride like a succession of selfies!
Video still. All videos under spoiler at end of this post.
Video still.
No domestic violence here! Video still.
The bucket hat shaves off 20 IQ points that he could ill-afford to lose. Video still.
Video still.
Video still featuring miserable Noah and checked-out Ari. That baby doesn't respond at all to her parents holding her. You can also see in the full videos that a cartoon is playing on the TV (look to the right of the frame). These idiots are seriously already using the TV as a babysitter.
"Our" apparel.
Nina (Nina Ann Decker) is doing the photos.
More selfies.
If she's your entire heart, perhaps take her away from her POS father? Just a suggestion.
We're just gonna double down on this happy family thing.
Because nothing says disability pride like a succession of selfies!
Video still. All videos under spoiler at end of this post.
Video still.
No domestic violence here! Video still.
The bucket hat shaves off 20 IQ points that he could ill-afford to lose. Video still.
Video still.
Video still featuring miserable Noah and checked-out Ari. That baby doesn't respond at all to her parents holding her. You can also see in the full videos that a cartoon is playing on the TV (look to the right of the frame). These idiots are seriously already using the TV as a babysitter.
"Our" apparel.
Nina (Nina Ann Decker) is doing the photos.
More selfies.
If she's your entire heart, perhaps take her away from her POS father? Just a suggestion.
We're just gonna double down on this happy family thing.
Also from stories.
Trigger warning on all videos for Alex's voice. Mute if you just want to watch the interactions. You won't miss much, just her talking about the merch. The visual content is more interesting.
This one has a lot of childhood photos of Alex.
This one has a lot of childhood photos of Alex.
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Well this took a dark turn, but not surprised. I just hope the baby is ok.
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“Ari sleeps through the night!” For now….because it won’t last long, sleep regression and teething will change that up real quick! It’s not like she wakes up and takes care of her anyways. Squishy Hitler looks awful, I really wanna know what percent he truly takes care of the lil.
She makes me kinda MATI still. I hope Nina is there more often than not, someone’s gotta be an adult in that place.
Also that shower chair….are you fucking kidding me?!?
ETA: I saw a lady the other night at a brewery who I think had sma and had a rad x looking harness to hold her to her chair, is that what she is supposed to be wearing? It seemed to keep her upright and balanced, is this what Alex refuses to wear as far as seatbelts go? If I can edit it enough to post I might but i have so many questions.
She makes me kinda MATI still. I hope Nina is there more often than not, someone’s gotta be an adult in that place.
Also that shower chair….are you fucking kidding me?!?
ETA: I saw a lady the other night at a brewery who I think had sma and had a rad x looking harness to hold her to her chair, is that what she is supposed to be wearing? It seemed to keep her upright and balanced, is this what Alex refuses to wear as far as seatbelts go? If I can edit it enough to post I might but i have so many questions.
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That logo just looks like a stickman trying to shit on a flower.
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It is so awful.
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Boy, I sure am glad that black eye wasn't from being hit and from something totally safe like falling out of her wheelchair that she often precariously holds her child in her arms in.
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Who could have predicted that an unstable 21 year old drug addict with a personality disorder would be an unfit partner and father?
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There are a lot of different seatbelt/harness options, it all depends on the user, their needs, comfort, and preferences.
In Alex's case, anything retaining her torso would also restrict her already limited arm movement, which she would want to avoid. She had her spine fused, so keeping her sitting straight isn't a consideration. A large, padded seatbelt that clips between her legs would might work for her, but they're only comfortable in winter, ugly, and kind of a pain to use.
BUT if she doesn't slip forward too often, a simple seatbelt should suffice.
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We can start the fat watch on Noah. Looks like he’s going to be a 600 pounder.
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I've got a couple days' worth of updates here. Some are from Reddit (multiple subreddits, more about that later in this post), some from Alex's own social media.
And now we get on to yet another subreddit. Alex's story, for better or worse (mostly for worse), is inextricably connected to Reddit. And now Noah, of all people, has created a subreddit-- r/AlexAndNoah-- to talk to the haters. What a world.
A few words: It really does seem like it's Noah who's posting, but skepticism is always healthy. He shares selfies we haven't seen, and he posted his own medical records-- I do think it's him, but I could be wrong. He's treating it like a Facebook page and is apparently deleting tons of comments and threads. By the time I found it, plenty is already gone. I'm sure I've missed a lot. I also assume he's likely soliciting nudes and sending dick pics, because that's just how he is.
Here's his archived comment history as NoahSmithYA (same thing as his Instagram handle): Reddit comment archive. Some commenters think that the account Fish-600 is Alex. I don't know if that's actually here or if it's just some insane and overly-invested Redditor, but here's their comment history anyway.
Oh, and we've been discovered. It's in the screenshots.
On to the screenshots!
Back to Alex!
Alex mostly posted her own face. Nina is there, but it's not clear if anyone else is. Ari makes a few token appearances when she's useful. Alex rips off her designs, which is completely unsurprising. Noah is a dimwitted lout and is using Reddit as Facebook (chances that Alex restricted his Instagram/Snapchat access seem high).
What a trash fire. A trashy trash fire, even.
First up, a slide from Alex's Instagram stories. The Reddit gorls are mad that she isn't donating the proceeds from her merch to charity. I have to side with Alex on this one: she never said she was doing that, and she's got no obligation to. Her old GoFundMe is a suspicious, but this isn't.
But what is suspicious: where the designs came from. I'd heard whispers (via Reddit and her own Instagram comments) that her designs weren't original. Here's some commentary from Reddit about that subject:
But what is suspicious: where the designs came from. I'd heard whispers (via Reddit and her own Instagram comments) that her designs weren't original. Here's some commentary from Reddit about that subject:
All of these are from Alex's Instagram stories. It was a long series hinting that she's filming something for an undisclosed project. She didn't say if the project was her own or if it was for a media outlet (or whatever).
She never misses a selfie opportunity.
Alex is Alex's favorite person, bar none.
Oh, she does also have a child. And an unhappy-looking dog.
Scenes from the shoot, apparently. The guy with the camera looks professional? Maybe?
And back to the selfies! Didja miss this face?
More selfies!
This is a still from a story. I didn't download the whole thing, because there wasn't anything newsworthy in it.
"Feeling glowy today"-- I guess I could excuse someone taking a bunch of selfies because they were really feeling themselves on a special day, but this is just another day ending in Y for Alex. She is always feeling herself. This isn't disabled positivity; it's being really self-centered.
She never misses a selfie opportunity.
Alex is Alex's favorite person, bar none.
Oh, she does also have a child. And an unhappy-looking dog.
Scenes from the shoot, apparently. The guy with the camera looks professional? Maybe?
And back to the selfies! Didja miss this face?
More selfies!
This is a still from a story. I didn't download the whole thing, because there wasn't anything newsworthy in it.
"Feeling glowy today"-- I guess I could excuse someone taking a bunch of selfies because they were really feeling themselves on a special day, but this is just another day ending in Y for Alex. She is always feeling herself. This isn't disabled positivity; it's being really self-centered.
Her nostrils aren't like that in her older photographs. It's apparently from her CPAP setup.
"I love my big Polish schnozz." She said it, not me.
"I love my big Polish schnozz." She said it, not me.
And now we get on to yet another subreddit. Alex's story, for better or worse (mostly for worse), is inextricably connected to Reddit. And now Noah, of all people, has created a subreddit-- r/AlexAndNoah-- to talk to the haters. What a world.
A few words: It really does seem like it's Noah who's posting, but skepticism is always healthy. He shares selfies we haven't seen, and he posted his own medical records-- I do think it's him, but I could be wrong. He's treating it like a Facebook page and is apparently deleting tons of comments and threads. By the time I found it, plenty is already gone. I'm sure I've missed a lot. I also assume he's likely soliciting nudes and sending dick pics, because that's just how he is.
Here's his archived comment history as NoahSmithYA (same thing as his Instagram handle): Reddit comment archive. Some commenters think that the account Fish-600 is Alex. I don't know if that's actually here or if it's just some insane and overly-invested Redditor, but here's their comment history anyway.
Oh, and we've been discovered. It's in the screenshots.
On to the screenshots!
Subreddit banner:
About Community: "This is a forum for us to share about our experiences as an interabled couple and hear what others have to say. We recently brought a new life into the family and we are excited to discuss that. We are also here to clear up any rumors or speculations about our lives." Created July 25, 2023.
On the call to the police (not the one he made, the other one):
I can kind of believe that, to an extent. I believe that there was a loud and drunken brawl and that the police were called. He was then detained (hence the handcuffs) and hauled off to the hospital to dry out.
Here's where he posts his MyChart results for a blood alcohol test:
MY HOLY HEAVENS THAT IS HIGH GET HELP DUDE. A blood draw shoes his alcohol at 268.0. Normal range listed as below 10.0 mg/dL. The legal limit for BAC in Illinois (and most places in the US) is 0.08, which converts to 80 mg/dL. Here's a nice chart to let you know what someone that drunk is acting like.
Shoutout to us. Also, I disagree. I hope this won't lead to too many commenters discovering us, since sneed.today is no more.
"the new kiwifarms basically"-- not exactly, but thanks for playing!
This commenter is correct that Noah keeps 1) ignoring questions and 2) deleting questions and threads.
Someone asks about Noah's 911 call (the one he made, not the other one-- also, if you have to disambiguate 911 calls, your life might not be on track).
Noah replies: "I made the call when Alex failed to return my calls after I couldn't find her."
A selfie featuring his patented baby chokehold. Lookin' doughy.
This was his little greeting post:
He promises to address things but, unsurprisingly, does not:
Denies breakup (you know, the one that he revealed);
Another selfie. Maybe the haircut was for whatever thing they're filming?
Some random vitriol about the snark sub:
There's more, but it's a lot of nothing (so far). And I did miss a lot, owing to the deletions. Here's a rough-and-ready archive (just an overview, not the full thing).
About Community: "This is a forum for us to share about our experiences as an interabled couple and hear what others have to say. We recently brought a new life into the family and we are excited to discuss that. We are also here to clear up any rumors or speculations about our lives." Created July 25, 2023.
On the call to the police (not the one he made, the other one):
I can kind of believe that, to an extent. I believe that there was a loud and drunken brawl and that the police were called. He was then detained (hence the handcuffs) and hauled off to the hospital to dry out.
Here's where he posts his MyChart results for a blood alcohol test:
MY HOLY HEAVENS THAT IS HIGH GET HELP DUDE. A blood draw shoes his alcohol at 268.0. Normal range listed as below 10.0 mg/dL. The legal limit for BAC in Illinois (and most places in the US) is 0.08, which converts to 80 mg/dL. Here's a nice chart to let you know what someone that drunk is acting like.
Shoutout to us. Also, I disagree. I hope this won't lead to too many commenters discovering us, since sneed.today is no more.
"the new kiwifarms basically"-- not exactly, but thanks for playing!
This commenter is correct that Noah keeps 1) ignoring questions and 2) deleting questions and threads.
Someone asks about Noah's 911 call (the one he made, not the other one-- also, if you have to disambiguate 911 calls, your life might not be on track).
Noah replies: "I made the call when Alex failed to return my calls after I couldn't find her."
A selfie featuring his patented baby chokehold. Lookin' doughy.
This was his little greeting post:
He promises to address things but, unsurprisingly, does not:
Denies breakup (you know, the one that he revealed);
Another selfie. Maybe the haircut was for whatever thing they're filming?
Some random vitriol about the snark sub:
There's more, but it's a lot of nothing (so far). And I did miss a lot, owing to the deletions. Here's a rough-and-ready archive (just an overview, not the full thing).
Back to Alex!
I have no idea what "grill Friday means." Sitting around your apartment topless, apparently.
Those aren't freckles. That's sun damage.
That's Nina in the green shirt. Still from a video; she's working on Alex's hair.
Another hair-fixing video still. Alex is now wearing a bikini top (or similar).
Each of these stills comes from a separate video segment. This woman is so self-obsessed.
Yet more selfies.
Duck lips. Of course.
Those aren't freckles. That's sun damage.
That's Nina in the green shirt. Still from a video; she's working on Alex's hair.
Another hair-fixing video still. Alex is now wearing a bikini top (or similar).
Each of these stills comes from a separate video segment. This woman is so self-obsessed.
Yet more selfies.
Duck lips. Of course.
Alex mostly posted her own face. Nina is there, but it's not clear if anyone else is. Ari makes a few token appearances when she's useful. Alex rips off her designs, which is completely unsurprising. Noah is a dimwitted lout and is using Reddit as Facebook (chances that Alex restricted his Instagram/Snapchat access seem high).
What a trash fire. A trashy trash fire, even.