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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother
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The part where she couldn't get into her car cause someone parked too close to her and she couldn't squeeze in was pretty funny. She can't even climb from the passenger seat into the drivers seat... so she just sat there until the other person came back and drove off. Then she blames it on being pregnant instead of on being 500lb. Another moment that should be a wake-up call for her but no, she choses to remain delulu.
OMG she hung all the clothes up on hangers in the closet instead of putting them in the drawers of the dresser on which she's actually gonna change him... why?! Only a matter of time before he rolls off the changing mat while mommy has her back turned grabbing new clothes from the closet across the room.
Still no car seat in the car, but hey baby has several fake plants waiting for him.
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I suspect Fat Al thinks dressing the kid is a once a day after bathing thing. I doubt she has any idea how dirty babies get, from messy nappies (that don’t always hold everything), to vomiting after feeds, eating, crawling on carpeted floors….the list goes on.
Has she realised yet that one set of bassinet/cot sheets will not suffice. There’ll be none of her usual strip the bed, wash , tumble dry, then remake the bed shit she does with her own bed. Babies can go through multiple sets in a day.
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Baby Fearless is getting ready to train her ass. She has no idea what type of a urine, vomit and poop boot camp is waiting for her…
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…and all this over her aesthetically pleasing white furniture. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.
Bruno has nothing on what havoc Baby Fearless can wreak, and she won’t be able to just ignore Baby Fearless, or chuck him outside when she can’t be bothered. We’ll need to be vigilant for the signs of discontent though, because guaranteed Fat Al will paint baby (why couldn’t you have been a girl) Fearless as the perfect baby. The rest of the world knows, in reality he’ll be an undisciplined, obese, thunderpants in no time. Plus, as soon as he can crawl, he’ll tear that, so carefully staged for Fat Alex’s Instagram, nursery to pieces. Everything he can reach will be destroyed out of pure boredom.
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Must say that at the fucking 2 second mark, it's incredible to watch her filter glitch and see the fat just pop onto her skull while her neck all but vanishes. Pregnancy isn't supposed to make you into a damned Bozo the Clown inflatable bop bag, ya buffoon.
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The only part worth watching IMO. Just imagine how she’ll fair when she has to get not just her fat self, but also a car carrier into the Tesla if there’s little space between cars. I just can’t get over how she’s still shopping for useless, and frivolous, let alone dangerous, decor items for the nursery, when what she really needs are practical fittings. She really has no idea what a baby needs, or even what she needs to care for the grommet. He’ll very likely be out in 6 weeks, because her OB won’t let her go to term, and she’s nowhere near ready. I don’t even think she’s even packed her hospital bag yet in case of emergency. Do we think she knows she’s going to need heavy duty sanitary pads, and nursing pads, because she’s going to be a mess in hospital. I still think she’s just seeing the Instagram worthy stuff, instead of the pretty gross reality of birthing a baby. Can’t wait for the reality to smack her in that fat face.
ETA: She’s so neatly packed all those nappies in the top drawer of her dresser with change table, where baby boy isn’t even going to be sleeping for the first few months. I doubt she realises that she’s going to need a nappy station in her bedroom where baby boy will be sleeping in the bedside bassinet, also a downstairs change station when she can’t carry him upstairs during the day, and another change station in whichever Tesla the baby seat will be in, including clothing changes. Just leave them in the carton and restock the nappy bag, and other change stations as required.
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She did buy one of these organizers at some point or got it as a babyshower gift which she could take with her throughout the house and in the car
but it has not been seen again, so maybe it wasn't aesthetic enough.
She also has one of these rolling shelves from when she gave out snacks to the delivery men, idk why she isn't using that as a mobile station downstairs.
Maybe she's still planning to do all that during the last week. Right now she's too busy buying decorations, lmao. Baby boy needs his fake plants to rain tiny plastic leaf choking hazards on him from above!!
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I notice we’ve still been told nothing about the on-line baby care course either. Probably doesn’t want to part with the cash, let alone actually have to learn something, if reading a pregnancy/baby book in the first trimester was too much for her. She’ll likely decide to keep “winging it” and rely on the free oracle of oracles that is TikTok for her baby care knowledge. Sadly Yar seems even less invested in the new life they are bringing into the world, and I suspect that like Bruno, baby fearless won’t be on the white upholstery in HIS Tesla. Both Fat Al and Yarmyn need to stop faffing around with the glamorous “influencer” BS, and actually REALLY get ready for a baby to be in their lives 24/7 with all the mess, discomfort, and noise he’ll bring with him.
Also, I noticed in her last vlog she mentioned she’s waiting for the cot sheet to arrive before revealing the nursery we already see in almost every vlog. One cot sheet! I thought the Instagram standard for cots these days was at least two sets of bedding on the cot/bassinet at all times, eg mattress, mattress protector, sheet, a second mattress protector, another sheet, for quick no fuss bedding changes for less disruption to baby while trying to sleep. The practicalities of bringing a newborn home really are still escaping them both.
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I look forward to the breastfeeding weight from feeding baby.
Followed three days later by the poor bonding post partum arc after the first pee in the face incident.
Followed three days later by the poor bonding post partum arc after the first pee in the face incident.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Who eats on the way to the dentist? She's so selfish, it would never occur to her that it's common courtesy to brush your teeth before you go in, and I don't see fat alex bringing her toothbrush/paste with her.
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I know you said not to bother, but in the event someone wants to, here's a potato archive.
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Gonna be hard to get poop off that completely when he has a stomach upset or a blowout or…both. Love that for her.
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He won’t fit in it within a couple of months anyway. Her kuete white plus sized rocker is also going to suffer. Mind you, the way she’s growing, she won’t fit in that by the time he’s birthed either. Guaranteed she’s already over the max weight for that.
Her hair dye job looked shocking in this vlog. With her blonde fringe, the top of her head had a good 2-3” of regrowth showing. She really needs to sack her hairdresser. As for the nursery reveal, just more bland beige. Wonder how old the kid will be before he can tell colours.
ETA: I’ve just gotten to the beach footage in her vlog, not only is her décolletage lily white because her previously liposuctioned chin is huge, but her recently purchased plus sized beach chairs are digging into her enormous thighs, and very likely her ginormous stomach. Also I can’t believe that a woman that needs her mother to put sunscreen on her calves because she can’t reach, can just ignore the real issue… fat AF…and pretend it’s caused by pregnancy. Also God forbid not getting goose stick on decals where the beaks don’t match the honey coloured wood on the cot and dresser. Also, she should have bought the clock from her last vlog, because they mimic mum’s heartbeat, and I know from personal experience that it helps restless sleepers. Plus no musical mobile, which absolutely comes in “drain the rainbow” colours.
Personally, I’m still only watching her to see reality hit once Baby Fearless comes home.
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None of that Chinesium garbage jewelry she spent way too much money on, is cute. It’s all knock-off bullshit that’s gonna turn her fat rolls green & advertises that she has absolutely no personality of her own.
These were THIRTY-TWO dollars?!??
Speaking of no personality, this room makes her heart explode:
Personally, I don’t think it’s the room, I think it’s the fat.
She & her Mother put their hearts & souls into putting stickers on the wall.
Looks great.
Also, she’s carrying low, guys! I’m actually glad that she told us, bc I still can’t tell that she’s carrying, at all.
These were THIRTY-TWO dollars?!??
Speaking of no personality, this room makes her heart explode:
Personally, I don’t think it’s the room, I think it’s the fat.
She & her Mother put their hearts & souls into putting stickers on the wall.
Looks great.
Also, she’s carrying low, guys! I’m actually glad that she told us, bc I still can’t tell that she’s carrying, at all.
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Every time I think she can’t look more bloated…
She is not going to go to term and man, what I wouldn’t pay to see her most recent sets of labs..,
Never paid attention to her until recently. This woman loves nothing better than shopping, does she? Her pregnancy just gave her another category of buying to dive into.
She’s bought enough new stuff for 10 babies and speaking as a mom and grandma, she has been suckered into buying not only too much but way too expensive. There’s a wide range of good stuff that doesn’t have to set you back 2 pay cheques,
In the nastiest of ways, I’m looking forward to her first few weeks at home with a newborn. Her carefully crafted and curated consumer life is going to collapse faced with the demands of a little one who doesn’t have a schedule because he’s busy learning how to survive as a tiny human.
He doesn’t care about anything but the needs that must be met for him to stay alive. Mommy needs to trowel on makeup to shoot a cute video featuring a cute baby gazing at the camera? Nah! He’ll be screaming for food or happily blowing through his diaper.
I really hope she doesn’t mind doing laundry because in baby stuff alone she’s looking at an average of a load a day.
If Yar were smart, he’d get himself at least a part time job to escape the insanity.
ETA: that nursery may be generically magazine pretty but the hazards…
Shit no, she doesn’t look pregnant lying down like that.
She is not going to go to term and man, what I wouldn’t pay to see her most recent sets of labs..,
Never paid attention to her until recently. This woman loves nothing better than shopping, does she? Her pregnancy just gave her another category of buying to dive into.
She’s bought enough new stuff for 10 babies and speaking as a mom and grandma, she has been suckered into buying not only too much but way too expensive. There’s a wide range of good stuff that doesn’t have to set you back 2 pay cheques,
In the nastiest of ways, I’m looking forward to her first few weeks at home with a newborn. Her carefully crafted and curated consumer life is going to collapse faced with the demands of a little one who doesn’t have a schedule because he’s busy learning how to survive as a tiny human.
He doesn’t care about anything but the needs that must be met for him to stay alive. Mommy needs to trowel on makeup to shoot a cute video featuring a cute baby gazing at the camera? Nah! He’ll be screaming for food or happily blowing through his diaper.
I really hope she doesn’t mind doing laundry because in baby stuff alone she’s looking at an average of a load a day.
If Yar were smart, he’d get himself at least a part time job to escape the insanity.
ETA: that nursery may be generically magazine pretty but the hazards…
Shit no, she doesn’t look pregnant lying down like that.
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She’ll be back in hospital within 3 days with PND (post natal depression) just like Becky from Acre Homestead channel was. I really want her to birth this kid to see how she doesn’t cope. I know it’s mean, but it’s the reality.
ETA: I still think we need a poll about how long until Redditors report her to CPS. My guess is less than 2 months.
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OK seriously? This lamp?
It's giving:
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