Amazon Studios to develop series based on Fallout

[Ensok]

Frankly I never liked how either Vault-Tec or the Enclave were handled in the games either, the way the show is doing it just seems even dumber.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Fallout isn't Cyberpunk. They need to stop trying to make the central theme "corporations bad!"

It doesn't fit.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I'm on episode 6 and the dialogue is... Dialogue, I'm sure.

"You smell nice."

"Oh. You want to have sex?"

"You mean use my cock?"

"Yeah."

"I dunno, that weird thing could happen. Some guys, when they make it move, it gets all hard like a pimple and then pops."

Even Bethesda NPCs talk better than this.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Clock me if I missed these already being posted but I spotted some funny coping under the latest triangle city community post.

Before we get into show business here’s the pictures.

Spoiler: VA’s

>only one episode in
>full things was dumped online
What did he mean by this

Oileater91 seems spergy, oh well it’s just one comment.

Lol

Did you know bethesda?

>I never said the show was bad !
>absolutely offended by the direction they decided to go.


Amazing.
So I often get community posts from channels after tossing on their 3 hour ratchet and clank retrospectives as white noise while I work.


We know who liked the show, the Bethesda references and Easter egg autistics. And here I thought they were extinct.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Within the first 35 minutes of the first episode they have so far had, 1. The mulatto daughter of a has-been Hollywood actor and an unknown black mother (what is with the hardon Hollywood has for miscegenation?). 2. A pooner as a member of a futuristic pseudo-militaristic organization.

Welcome to Woke Clown World, the TV show!

 

[888Flux]

Fallout isn't Cyberpunk. They need to stop trying to make the central theme "corporations bad!"

It doesn't fit.

are they actually doing this? lmao. because Amazon, Microsoft, and Bethesda are definitely just small indie studios, not massive trillion dollar fucking conglomerates or anything. everytime these people talk about "corporations" it's just a stand-in for the White working middle class. people with actual jobs, not the laptop class writers on a paid salary who spend half their time on twitter.

It's amazing they've made something that has the quality of a YouTube parody Machinima. If the look they were going for was "mid 2000's direct to DVD movie" they have absolutely mastered it. why hire talented VFX artists when you can outsource it to india instead? all of these people should be round up and shot. Fallout is an overrated series and everything past 2 with the exception of NV is Bethesdaslop for braindead nigger cattle

 

[Google.com]

I watched it because someone I know isn't retarded and has played fallout said it was Ok. I mean, the first half is was alright, nothing exceptionally good but it wasn't the worst shit ever. Seeing inside the Vault was cool, and I liked the brotherhood of steel character dude. I think it's pretty lore accurate that the Brotherhood of steel are a bunch of cultist homosexuals with an objective and motive that's stupid, they definitely nailed that. I thought the Enclave science guy was interesting and it sucked that they killed him off so early.

Then you get to like the last 4 episodes where they bring up Vault 4, Pre-war Vaul-tec and the NCR and it's fucking terrible. The boardroom meeting is one of the dumbest scenes I've seen, the NCR gets just nuked for no fucking reason, and the ending is just fucking stupid I don't know how else to explain it. The wasteland itself is also incredibly dull and boring. It is a flat desert in most scenes with random buildings buried in the sand when the scene needs it. I guess you could argue thats what the games are like, but not this bad, and that was mostly due to technical limitations with it being a fucking video game not a TV show?

The show itself could have been good if it wasn't Fallout themed I think. If they just did a post nuclear war show with Vaults it'd be fine. But instead they teamed up with Todd Howard and decided to fuck the only good parts of shitty Fallout lore. Watch Apple TVs Silo instead, it is 100% the superior show. Anytime they try to tie in any lore with the games it is fucking TERRIBLE and takes away from it.

 

[Sniperwoof]

This honestly feels like a different show that had the Fallput IP attached to it purely for marketing.

Much like Rings of Power was very clearly a Dragon Age show for most of its development and then had the LOTR ip slapped on it for some unknown reason.

 

[TheHarbinger]

are they actually doing this? lmao. because Amazon, Microsoft, and Bethesda are definitely just small indie studios, not massive trillion dollar fucking conglomerates or anything. everytime these people talk about "corporations" it's just a stand-in for the White working middle class. people with actual jobs, not the laptop class writers on a paid salary who spend half their time on twitter.

All of the major franchises and IPs that parody 'evil corporations' like Vought, Vault-Tec, CHOAM, Weyland-Yutani.....are all owned by giant evil corporations. Pretty much any successful franchise is being purchased by some mega corporation like Amazon or Disney. Those franchises are rapidly pivoting away from having the bad guys be things like "communism" or "capitalism" to basically being billboards or product placement series for social influencing. And the liberal fags and weirdos that run those franchises do not do self aware mockery or parody.

These shows are not about their own worlds but about inserting modern politics into their worlds. Like how the Fallout Amazon show is crammed full of racemixing and pro-nigger sentiment. To the point where the two main White characters are nigger lovers. The Last of Us show on HBO changed the lead into being a mud and his daughter being a nigger as well. And had an entire episode set during a zombie apocalypse about two fags living with each other. Or the Dune series being absolutely saturated with niggers when the first movie, that Frank Herbert actually worked on, had an entirely White cast. And changing one of the White male characters into a nigger female for social conditioning.

It will reach a point where not even Bethesda's mediocre version of Fallout centered on the Brotherhood versus Enclave is the standard. The franchise will become full goyslop mode where promoting faggotry or racemixing or new pronouns they/them fag/got nig/ger. Fallout will not even be about selling bobble-head merchandise but just pushing sodomy or miscegenation.

 

[JoshPlz]

Not great, not terrible. If you like Fallout and can ignore the usual racemixing of the main cast, the (hilariously non-passing) FTM tranny pooner, some unnecessary sex scenes and the normalization of incest, you can watch it.

 

[Kerr Avon]

tl;dr: Time Cain liked the first two episodes but hasn't watched the whole series yet. Todd Howard reached out to him personally about going to the premiere. Apparently the Showrunner/Writer specifically wanted to talk to him. Tim believes he really was a fan of Fallout.

Tim is such a cheap prozzie, hope GRIDS claims him soon.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Thaddeus was the best character in the show. More humbled and actually had convictions... then they threw it in the trash when he turned into a ghoul.

It's really, really sad that the squire guy that came in halfway in the show with minimal dialog is the best character.

Maximus is the most pussy little fuck I hate him. The Pooner was more likable.

So cowboy ghoul was just SORTA not okay with Vault Tech the whole time and needed a mild push by the commie... that's why he betrayed his family from being saved? I don't get it.

Lucy had the memory of a goldfish which was annoying. She literally watched a ghoul eat a person then was shocked to find out there were cannibals a couple scenes later-- but chatgpt is bad with memory so it makes sense.

Chat GPT 3 wrote this show I promise you.

One more episode left for me.

I hate myself for hate watching it. I can say I pirated it but I lost precious time that I won't get back... so what's the "win" of pirating

 

[CHARizard]

I cant get over how bad Maximus and his actor are, he has Denzels look, but none of the charisma. Also he has the same problem with every other actor in the show, I cant place ages. The little brother character looks like a 40 year old jewish attorney.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

I cant get over how bad Maximus and his actor are, he has Denzels look, but none of the charisma. Also he has the same problem with every other actor in the show, I cant place ages. The little brother character looks like a 40 year old jewish attorney.

And the fact that Lucy is just CHASING the Maximus character as if he's like the most chivalrous mother fucker on the planet.

The raider that fucked her and almost murdered her had more charm than Maximus.
Also he has the mentality of a literal tween who barely knows what sex is so she comes off a bit groomy.

When Maximus was talking with his whiny bitch voice in the T-60 (about the stolen core) I felt like they were trying to piss off Fallout fans.

 

[Toolbox]

The virgin Amazon Fallout dialogue
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Vs

The Chad gay porno

What an embarrassing show.

Gets even more bizarre. Can't have a romance between these incredibly awkward characters without strange cuck themes. I don't know any of the context of how this scene began but it's still really weird and doesn't help sell the show.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Clock me if I missed these already being posted but I spotted some funny coping under the latest triangle city community post.

Fucker is running total damage control btw and deleting comments. I wasn't able to archive it but he posted a bitchy meme claiming "Fallout has always been woke actually" and when the comments ripped him to shreds pointing out being political isn't the same as woke he deleted the post and even went to delete comments calling him out on deleting the post on other community tab posts.

 

[del_toid]

Got 4 episodes in before the "comedy" made me quit. I was hoping for something not so... childish?

 

[Slur.EXE]

Fucker is running total damage control btw and deleting comments. I wasn't able to archive it but he posted a bitchy meme claiming "Fallout has always been woke actually" and when the comments ripped him to shreds pointing out being political isn't the same as woke he deleted the post and even went to delete comments calling him out on deleting the post on other community tab posts.

2 days ago his community post was shilling for the TV show, Broken Roads and subtly for fallout:london. Sorting remaining comments by new.


He’s really coping that episode 1 is good, by only watching episode 1.



Lol.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

That was actually kind of dumb because right before that Lucy clearly saw ghouls can be insane/zombies.

I hate how Lucy was a Retarded Vault Dweller through the entire show, even after all the shit she saw. You'd think she would have had a big moment when she comes out of the Superduper Mart and stop being a idiot, but no! She's still as retarded as before but she has a gun now!

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

The twist is capitalism is bad communism good ommmggg I'm shocked

They even said "corporations that make America great" then transitioned that to "lmaooo war is not profitable (even though we also have defense contracts so this makes sense) let's blow it up"

I'm never watching anything again I'm going back to whittling my own entertainment