Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bibbity Bobbity]

GORL no. You shovel any meat you can down your gullet. This is like the "I don't like pizza" and "I'm allergic to aygs" even though you binge on those too.

Stouffer's makes chicken lasagna, veggie lasagna and Italian sausage lasagna. She lives near Meijer, Kroger and Walmart, so there's multiple large sources of foods. Is her butler inattentive to her dainty queen's needs or...

I wonder if in her po' white trash background, only men got scarce, expensive beef. It's man food! That's just science...

Why else would you buy something, then start eating it on camera while saying you don't like it? My brain is broke.

 

[Insulin reid]

Oh fuck here we go its fucking first part of the cycle amber im so pumped for a couple weeks from now when shes failed because when she gets near any sort of weight loss (even from her highest weight) she shovels it back on like its the only thing keeping her alive.

Im convinced the scratches too are from pets. Theres nothing going on in her life, so that one time a scratch from her opening the cabinet she had to tell us is actually from her fat dumb ass opening a cabinet. I think the others are from her picking up or attempting to pick up and love on her pets and they scramble to get away from her. Its also a good indicator of when twinky needs her nails clipped and jade does it. Ambers skin is so paper thin its crazy to think this 31 year old gets cuts that take forever to heal like a 75 year old.

I cant wait to see her scramble to revive her dying channel via the same shit shes always done and fail miserably. Bonus points for her faking that beauty bite and not having the balls to say it. If chantal notices and gets in a rage the things she will say will cause amber to cry a bunch and order food to feel better. If that happens were gonna get like a week or two of prerecorded content of amber being ok but on snapchat crying "poor me" victim sessions where she lashes out at everyone and causes a mess. Shes gonna fuck around and find out real quick if the canadian beast gets a whiff of ambers shit stirring.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

The reason she claims to hate beef is probably because it has any kind of texture. She has a literal autistic child palate, only soft pasta and chicken breast for her hole. The soup seems to be a weird exception but maybe its because she cooks it to mush.

Anyway big al more than anything I am enjoying your rapid hair loss and you can't stop it. Just keep eyefucking yourself Al.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

She did not say why Jade was not present. Maybe she was out getting Amber some food. Perhaps, the "locale" girlfriend went to NYC for a family July 4 celebration sans Amber. We will never know, but if Amber's "mentalz" surfaces, it might be the reason.

Did you catch Fatty say she was comfort eating? That's to punish Jade for daring to leave our completely mobile and self-sufficient dainty gorl all alone.

ETA Found a shot of her shoulder without the bandaids. WTF? how would that even happen? Standing up too soon under her standing desk? Falling down scraping on a car door?

I like to think Jade's done with her bullshit and slaps Fatty around, off camera.

Ok, if Amber is counting all the weight she's lossed from history and if she gets to 472 she's "lost 100 lbs", shouldnt she go allt he way back to just the beginning and celebrate her gaining 200?

If Fatty can go the whole hog -pun intended- and get down to a slender 468 elbees, she can 'celebrate' only gaining 100 pounds in her 9 year weight loss journey.

 

[Pippeyy]

She has had identical scratches like that for years all over her arms. She never says what happens so it is something fat related. I use to think it was the shower doors at the fag shanty but maybe it is car doors?

 

[Angry Nipple]

Pic stolen from one of the fb groups… lol come on Beckster, grow a spine. If true, do we think this was brought about by the recent drama between Hamber and Thumby?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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Pic stolen from one of the fb groups… lol come on Beckster, grow a spine. If true, do we think this was brought about by the recent drama between Hamber and Thumby?

Amazes me how adept these deathfats are with the written word and how, as soon as they open their mouths, they sound exactly how you'd imagine after your first look at them. It's as if they have someone writing their posts for them...

 

[A Peach but Blue]

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Pic stolen from one of the fb groups… lol come on Beckster, grow a spine. If true, do we think this was brought about by the recent drama between Hamber and Thumby?

Could be. Could also be because a lot of reaction channels have been calling Eric and Ricky out for still (allegedly) talking to Amber. The Mario Party situation type deal can and likely was just lies by Hamber to make it seem like she has friends, but they DID go to the arcade and dinner with her, however long ago that was. Maybe by “they don’t talk to her anymore” Thumby means within the last month or two. Regardless she’s terribly in denial about the fact that they’re awful friends to her. I almost feel bad. Almost.

What she really wants to be is an influencer, and live amongst the beautiful rich people in LA.

Do you think she sees people like Anna (Glitter and Lazers or whatever) and tries to mimic their behavior thinking she wants to be exactly like that? Just another glamorous fat gorl social media star? I can see it.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Pic stolen from one of the fb groups… lol come on Beckster, grow a spine. If true, do we think this was brought about by the recent drama between Hamber and Thumby?

I swear these type of fags are the most untrustworthy all their friendships mean shit

 

[Constellationzero]

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Pic stolen from one of the fb groups… lol come on Beckster, grow a spine. If true, do we think this was brought about by the recent drama between Hamber and Thumby?

RANT

JFC, then QUIT fucking posting and sharing around pictures, videos, and posts if we dOn'T kNoW tHe wHoLe STORIEE!
Doesn't matter how little, or how much, is there/isn't there--YOU share it around, dipshit. You're basically asking for people's input.

That tire necklace of hers is really cutting the oxygen from what's left of that brain BB in a paint can of hers.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Her BED stuff pushes me to almost mati. Someone needing to binge can almost get over it by creative cooking while waiting on the freaking uber eats/doordash. It's not cravings. It's hyperemotional eating and eating what ever the person can get their hands on first. Yes usually snackie food first as that boosts serotonin and dopamine levels first. Bitches will even eat spoonfuls of sugar or quickly make cloud bread and put mayo or ketchup on it. Its sheer desperation to just eat. It's just breathing at that point. Food in (deep breath in) swallow go for the next bite (breathe out) That's bed. Its super fucked up and horrible to know someone who actually suffers from it. I had one bulimic teen girl and one very overweight tween boy i worked with.

Out of everything fatty has tried I'm waiting on the one week of OA. They aren't against HAES and are helpful for people who binge & purge. They aren't against intuitive eating either. It's great for a lot of food addicts. Shes a food addict not a BED sufferer.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Shes a food addict not a BED sufferer.

She's a 500 ellbee cunt that does notihng but try to rationalize the current bazillion calories being rammed in her food hole at any given moment and is fucking PROUD of it and displays it to the world. She's NOT a food addict and not "suffering" from BED. She is a total narcissist that has learned that she can make money by shoving anything and everything into her fat fucking gaping maw, weight be damned, and still get JewTube shekels from people being disgusted by who and what she is.

Did I miss anything here? Don't think so. Fight me if I'm wrong.

 

[Constellationzero]

Did I miss anything here? Don't think so. Fight me if I'm wrong.

Apathetic posted a good one today. Lessee...

* Boombalatty has craveeens for KFC
* She needs to induldge in craveeeens for KFC
* Otherwise if she tries to ignore the craveeeeens
* Boombalatty will just binge on KFC
* To satisfy the craveeeeens
* So she rully needs to just have that KFC
* Also the cookie was like--only, like--160 calorees.

Or some shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Do you think she sees people like Anna (Glitter and Lazers or whatever) and tries to mimic their behavior thinking she wants to be exactly like that? Just another glamorous fat gorl social media star? I can see it.

She sees herself as a dainty, fragile princess and she aspires to greater things than just being a fat hick with no interests, no friends, no brains, and no personality. Ya gotta have at least one of those things to move amongst the glitterati. Two would be better.

She's a 500 ellbee cunt that does notihng but try to rationalize the current bazillion calories being rammed in her food hole at any given moment and is fucking PROUD of it and displays it to the world. She's NOT a food addict and not "suffering" from BED. She is a total narcissist that has learned that she can make money by shoving anything and everything into her fat fucking gaping maw, weight be damned, and still get JewTube shekels from people being disgusted by who and what she is.

I agree. She certainly doesn't have BED, and I don't think she's a food addict, either. She eats because it's the easiest thing for her to do. Without hobbies or smarts or the ability to exercise or even the simple ability to read actual books instead of listening to audiobooks even though she has nothing to do all day and all day to do it, her grabbing whatever shit she's chowing down on, then plopping her shelf ass in front of the tv or YT is not terriblly unexpected - because it's (relatively) fast, even when ordering UE, and doesn't require her to expend any energy or effort. Perfect for lazy gluttons uninterested in changing their lives.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Poor ol Thumby. Except nah I don’t feel bad for her at all. This is the type of stuff that reaction channels would feature as her CLAPPING BACK!, but I find it pretty boring. I’ll give Thumby a hundredth of a unit of credit for those responses, but that’s it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Poor ol Thumby. Except nah I don’t feel bad for her at all. This is the type of stuff that reaction channels would feature as her CLAPPING BACK!, but I find it pretty boring. I’ll give Thumby a hundredth of a unit of credit for those responses, but that’s it.

Thats rich coming from a lazy mooch rolling around in muh 90's nostalgia and muh trauma muh dead relatives as for why she cant get off her gunt and be a member of society. If they are besties why didnt she move back in with them? Oh, right it's cause she would have to pay her own way not mooching off Rafe's and Rafe's whale wife's welfare money.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She certainly doesn't have BED, and I don't think she's a food addict, either.

She is neither. I think she is a immature, incurious individual with poor impulse control and delusions of grandeur. No one can stand her unless they are paid. Becky stayed that long because she is also a sloth living in the 90’s with no concept of the future. Amber’s mother stayed with her for a few weeks but could not stand her either.

 

[Smiling with air]

Love to see what the dislikes have been in her last few videos. Never ceases to amaze me that she puts out the lowest of effort videos and expects her audience “to enjoy this video”

No. It’s shit. Utter shit. No one cares about 99.9999999999% garbage she uploads. She always seems to think her that audience are all female.

 

[PerfPaz]

Thats rich coming from a lazy mooch rolling around in muh 90's nostalgia and muh trauma muh dead relatives as for why she cant get off her gunt and be a member of society. If they are besties why didnt she move back in with them? Oh, right it's cause she would have to pay her own way not mooching off Rafe's and Rafe's whale wife's welfare money.

Hey now, that's not fair. Becky sells her traced art to make a living.
That's how she bought that ring for Amber...

oh wait

She is neither. I think she is a immature, incurious individual with poor impulse control and delusions of grandeur. No one can stand her unless they are paid. Becky stayed that long because she is also a sloth living in the 90’s with no concept of the future. Amber’s mother stayed with her for a few weeks but could not stand her either.

I can buy she's a food addict tbh.

The amount of science that goes into making junk food irresistible is disturbing to say the least. Most snacks are engineered to release as much dopamine as possible. Amber has awful impulse control and an addictive personality/family history of addiction.

I'm ignorant of the actual diagnosis criteria however, so please take this with a gain of salt.

 

[Constellationzero]

She is neither. I think she is a immature, incurious individual with poor impulse control and delusions of grandeur. No one can stand her unless they are paid. Becky stayed that long because she is also a sloth living in the 90’s with no concept of the future. Amber’s mother stayed with her for a few weeks but could not stand her either.

I've envisioned many times (perhaps some of you have too) Becky silently struggling to get her brain BB in a paint can to weigh the options: Ass wiping/odor appreciation = 90's plastic junk, or Freedom = GRAVE, GRAVE risk of needing to look for a job.