Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

I make it about now, to be the end of Fatty's 100 days of building up to walk a mile. Obviously she gave up after the first day or so, but it would be nice to see her do a live one mile walk. Jade could hold the camera, well phone, cos Fatty's not busting out any of that pro-YouTuber shit for the likes of us haydurs.
It should be easy for Fatty, seeing as she's been actively doing something or other since January, but somehow, she never drops weight or gets any fitter. 6 and a half months in and Her Royal Fatness has achieved nothing, but still has that smug look on her moonface. Imagine being as smug as her, even though the whole world knows you can't wipe your own ass. Then imagine how smug she'd be if she could akshully wipe it. She'd be insufferable.
Remember a year ago? Fatty wanted to travel. She has gone absolutely nowhere. Same apartment. As fat as ever. Somehow even less energy, as she shuffles toward her grave.
Remember a year ago? Thumby wanted to travel. Still no job. Still as fat as fuck, just not Amber-fat, but then again, very few people are Amber-fat. Still grifting off the Fridge and living in her spare room, tracing pitchers and watching 90s tv shows. What a pair of lying fucking losers.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

confessions of a yo-yo dieter & grocery haul | 500lb gorl | episode 2​

July 15, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

confessions of a yo-yo dieter & grocery haul | 500lb gorl | episode 2​

July 15, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

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Oh NOW you want to post 20+ min videos ALR?? Jfc

 

[bulimiavomit]

confessions of a yo-yo dieter & grocery haul | 500lb gorl | episode 2​

July 15, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

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Doesn’t “yo-yo” dieting imply that you’ve actually lost weight at some point?

 

[M.T. Graves]

Holy shit a grocery haul. It’s been so long! I was worried Hambo and her servant were gonna starve.

 

[dacwcman68]

Doesn’t “yo-yo” dieting imply that you’ve actually lost weight at some point?

ALR's idea of a yo-yo is a helium balloon -- they're both on a string what's the difference?

 

[WasabiPasta]

Stage 1A of the cycle (plus feeder content for the dollars and because she's a fatty without impulse control) . Congratulations we've finished a full pass at the cycle.

side note - ALR's hooves dainty hands accidently ripping the piece of paper was funny, you uncoordinated piece of shit.
Side note #2 - She had the couscous - 250 calories per serving, 3 servings in a bag, of course she ate the entire bag - 3 servings and 750 calories without SHARING with her partner, food agressionlynn.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

God, she's still fatly banging on about being given skim "melk" when she was 11, and she's still fatly sticking to the fiction that nuJade Frances is a replacement Jade Francis and not the original Jade Francis who is also fat.

 

[tzgnilki]

Goal foR tomoRROW

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Of all the lazy food crimes these greasy niggers perpetrate, this kind of shit yanks my chain the hardest.

 

[Miss Misery]

Goal foR tomoRROW

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For fuck's sake that is NOT how weight loss goals works and she KNOWS it. Daily weigh ins are stupid and daily goals even moreso. Think weekly, you stupid cunt.

Of all the lazy food crimes these greasy niggers perpetrate, this kind of shit yanks my chain the hardest.
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For FURTHER fuck's sake, it's not hard to buy a watermelon and cut it up. You spend less, get more, and you're not putting more plastic and styrofoam into a landfill.

Edit: And if you don't want/need an entire watermelon's worth then buy half of one or some cut-up watermelon chunks in a plastic cup that you can recycle.

I'm not even an environmentalist but JFC the sheer amount of resources she consumes (as well as the foolish way she spends her money) is appalling.

 

[Constellationzero]

Of all the lazy food crimes these greasy niggers perpetrate, this kind of shit yanks my chain the hardest.
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Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!

Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!

For here, they’re made with a half a pound of co’l

There’s nothing like a watermelon for a hungry BOOM(balatty)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!

Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!

For here, they’re made with a half a pound of co’l

There’s nothing like a watermelon for a hungry BOOM(balatty)

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Otay, where's the fried chicken? Youse CANNOT do watermelon without fried chicken.

NOT racist. Southern redneck at heart . It's like red-eye gravy wid no grits.

Bitch can't even formulate her food fetish correctly.

Suck it up you fat pig, it's the only reason peeps still engage to see what your shoveling down your massive maw.

I grow melons and they are wonderful. Crenshaw, cantaloupe, golden Honeydew. But this heffalump shoving it her face is completely performarory.

Eat a watermelon flavored dick, you narcissistic cunt.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Of all the lazy food crimes these greasy niggers perpetrate, this kind of shit yanks my chain the hardest.
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Boom! These packs of fruit are specifically targeted for disabled and ederly people thats why they package so few of them. Not lazy fucks. She probably buys the small handful fucking prepeeled oranges too.

This bitch here

 

[Goatchoker]

I couldn’t stop looking away from the sores/what the fuck ever that was under the kid bandaids on her upper left arm. Jfc. What the fuck big Al?

edit: its a bandaid (blind af mobile fag) the whole time but her whole left arm looks awful nonetheless so here we are. At least she went from 3 to 1?

 

[mekalekahi]

Goal foR tomoRROW

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Is she fucking serious?

Side note:
Is amber going to get cellulitis again because she keeps stepping on glass in the bathroom?

 

[Xenomorph]

She "binged" on fat free melk

 

[A Peach but Blue]

confessions of a yo-yo dieter & grocery haul | 500lb gorl | episode 2​

July 15, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

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Jfc that thumbnail gives me nausea. I hope Situation Type Deal Gorl gives us the rundown soon because there’s no way I’ll be able to stomach that video. Too sober.

I still can’t believe she’s using watermelon of all things for the thumbnail/feeder content. First fried chicken and now watermelon? Gorl….. she’s lucky she’s too irrelevant for the wokesphere people to give a shit about her. That would definitely be a #CANCELLED situation type moment type deal.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Jfc that thumbnail gives me nausea. I hope Situation Type Deal Gorl gives us the rundown soon because there’s no way I’ll be able to stomach that video. Too sober.

I still can’t believe she’s using watermelon of all things for the thumbnail/feeder content. First fried chicken and now watermelon? Gorl….. she’s lucky she’s too irrelevant for the wokesphere people to give a shit about her. That would definitely be a #CANCELLED situation type moment type deal.

She already had that not TOO long ago with the whole "blackie" clip reaching tik tok