Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Amber's not even the one doing anything about Twinkie's nails. Jade is the one either doing the trimming or taking her to the onsite dog groomer. Just like how it's only with Jade that Twinkie has finally gotten regular walks and started losing weight. I don't care for Jade overall (especially since this era is so boring), but I have to give Jade credit for helping Twinkie be much better off than she's ever been while under Amber's "care."

It was retarded for her subscribers to call animal control on Amber. No one here is denying that. But I'd say it's okay for people to be annoyed that Amber got Twinkie's nails to get to what they were to begin with. Twinkie has to be in pain between those and being morbidly obese. They're finally getting fixed, but not from Amber's actions. I'm not giving Amber shelf-asspats for something someone else is doing for her animal.
I would argue that it is from Amber's actions because she tells Jade what to do.
 
Somebody call the ASPCA!
I would if we could put Hamber in a cage and up for adoption.

The righteous retards constantly banging on her over her pet care... yeah, are retards. It's prolly the only thing you'll ever hear me give her any cred on at all. Her pets are not abused. Neglected a bit? Yes. Suffering? No.

No PL but I have oodles of adopted critters and they all have good lives. Beats the fuck outta timing out in a shelter and getting gassed because you only qualify on the "Island of Misfit Toys/Pets".

Her "misplaced" love of her fur babies, which she does indeed flaunt when views are down, bothers me. You can't flaunt your critters when it happens to be convenient. They are 100% whether your views are up or down, Hamber.

Stop being narc about your pets.
 
I would argue that it is from Amber's actions because she tells Jade what to do.
If that were true then why didn't she tell Becky to do it. I would argue it's Jade that cares enough about Twinkie to walk her and get her nails trimmed, so makes sure it happens. Amber didn't suddenly become a concerned pet parent until Jade was in residence.
 
Been a easily year since I've checked on Big Al. Oh look, nothing changed.
(11/23/22 weigh-in, 504.4)
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I'm seeing from the above poll, that she is wanting to put Jade's face on camera now? She needs holiday lego money.

>tfw you need to plot for holiday lego money

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Yet those hickeys... how little self-respect can one negress have?
Not only that, what 30 year old decent human being would give/get a hickey and then display it for all to see? Fucking gross that someone wants your fatass and gross, this isn't high school.
 
This video is a rambling, disjointed mess with little of substance. It's mostly her justifying her behaviours while also blaming her audience. In other words, just another day that ends in a 'y'.

-- NOVEMBER 17 2022 --

SCALE SCREEN!! 504.4lbs (500lbs). Lost over 2lbs because she intuitively ate and was on track. Amber says if she's on track, she'll either lose weight, stay the same, or gain some. Thanks for clarifying that, Amber. Captain Obvious says that if you're trying to lose weight, are 'on track' and still gain at 500lbs, you're probably not actually 'on track'. Oh, binging is what causes her to gain a lot of weight (and not her lipedema?) She babbles about seeing the difference in her weights between intuitive eating vs binging.

RARITY!!! Amber babbles about how we always see her in the same spot because she does everything in that spot. "Most of my time is spent in here, because I do everything in here". Again, thanks for the clarification. The criticism is that you don't do anything elsewhere. Size 4 sweater, but she wishes she got a smaller size. Don't worry, at this rate I'm sure it will be more 'cozy' by Christmas.

Jump Cut!! She's still in the same spot - but claims that she's been moving around all day (and of course didn't film it for us to see). Snacking on olives because they don't trigger her as much as other foods. Writerlynn 'spelt' beautiful as 'BEU-T-FUL' on her first doodle sheet, and people on instagram have been taking the piss out of her for it. The joke's on you haydurs; Amber was merely PRETENDING to be retarded.

Amber says that she was doing this 100 Days of Weighing In for herself, and she admits that the other times were done for YouTube content. She's not sure if she wants to keep filming it because people have been SO BRUTAL, and it's so TRIGGERING if you have an ED! Shame everywhere she looks on social media.

You people are SO CRUEL! Eating disorders are chemical and not something you choose. Maybe, but picking up your phone, opening the DoorDash app, selecting a supersized meal, and placing the order are multiple actions you choose. Suffer suffer suffer... So many people messaging her in secret to talk about how hurt they are when they see Amber's comments. People shouldn't be judged for their addictions (but should they not be judged for their ACTIONS?) BOOLYEEN!

Broccoli is a trigger because it's really healthy so it triggers her into thinking about bad food. Broccoli = punishment, so it makes her want to binge on bad food. Apparently her psychologist explained this all to her, and has given her help on how to deal with this, but it's sooo hard with the constant battles in her brain. Chewing is triggering. Eating a carrot will make her wish she was eating chips instead. Eating yogurt makes her want ice cream. So healthy food makes her want to binge on junk, and junk makes her want to binge on junk? Oh, she also has food addiction. Once she starts eating, she can't stop.

[I guess this means that due to her very special and unique addiction, she has to keep indulging in her junk food addiction knowing she won't be able to stop? And the unacceptable alternative would be abstaining, because it would make her want to indulge in her junk food addiction?]

Amber thinks it would be easier if she could stop eating and just survive without eating. Um, you actually can, Amber. At 500lbs, you are essentially a 130 lbs gorl with 300lbs of extra fat and 70lbs extra skin. 300lbs is approximately 1,050,000 calories. That's enough fat to sustain you for a YEAR (or more).

Only 1% of the food pyramid doesn't trigger her, and olives are one of those. If you don't understand that or have never experienced that, you're lucky. No, I've never experienced every single food (except olives) constantly triggering me to binge every second because I'm not batshit crazy. (Maybe I am; I am reeecapping this, after all). Amber admits she's never binged on anything healthy like broccoli. Various emotions also trigger her binges.

She's not going to talk about her binging and food struggles for a while (TRANSLATION: she's saving it for vlogmas), but it's all YOUR fault! You expect too much detail. You complain that she's a bad storyteller. You WANT to be confused by Amber's inconsistent stories. No more deep discussions because she needs to do things to make her feel better.

-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --

TL;DR: FUCK YOU, PAYPIGS.

Okay, I'll put in more effort.

TL;DR: No Jade. RARITY!! Muh food addiction, muh ED. Healthy foods trigger a binge, but she could never binge on them. Solution is to keep indulging in junk food addiction. 504.4lbs. Only 48.4lbs to go to hit her 40lbs weight loss goal - but she's not going to show you any more. Boolyeen, triggering, suffering, oh MY!
 
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Yo. She can't even put a blanket around herself?

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Even the art is getting shittier.
I always like making these because it gives us a great representation of how degenerative her movements are:
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On a side note- imagine the chafage there. I know wearing a dress when it is hot really makes it chafe so I just go immidiately into horror town territory.
I'll come back in a few months I guess.
 
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Yo. She can't even put a blanket around herself?

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Even the art is getting shittier.
I always like making these because it gives us a great representation of how degenerative her movements are:
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On a side note- imagine the chafage there. I know wearing a dress when it is hot really makes it chafe so I just go immidiately into horror town territory.
I'll come back in a few months I guess.
She looks like she has to brush up against the walls when she walks down the hallway. God, what an ogre.
 
So today is finally Thanksgiving, and everyone knows what that means. Ozempic failed, Keto failed, her 100 psychologists multi team failed, Jade might have already flown back to her New York ghetto leaving Amber alone. Amber will single-handedly collapse the DoorDash app this night.
 
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