Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

She doesn't expect a different result. She expects people will watch and that she will make money from repeatedly cycling through the same list of totally real attempts to lose weight. And why should she stop? It's still paying the bills and keeping the food coming.

On the monetary aspect, I agree. However, when you have a BMI of 90, your quality of life will become poorer as you age. Amber needs to find a solution and it becomes clear that she can’t lose weight from any diets and that bariatric surgery is the only solution.

On MSHPL, Brittani Fulfer is about age same age and weight, worked very hard to lose the weight and succeeded but Gina Krasley died at 30, having the surgery too late. Amber is not invincible. She had cancer and it seems that she is getting more health issues. She might monetize her size and health now but how long will she be able to do so? Those 7 days of whatever diets are performative and does nothing for her health.

 

[Constellationzero]

Amber is answering questions (mostly hers) on her community page and stated that she wants bariatric surgery in 2023. Here we go again. She will find a surgeon and will be "pumped" to have an appointment with him or her. Then, after she is told that she needs to go on a 1,200 calories diet a la Dr. Now, and see a real psychologist, we will never hear about it again. Why does she keeps doing the same thing all over again and expect a different result?

Amber: "I feel like 1200 calories is a bit...high. Imma lower that so I can lose more weight."

Also Amber: "And so I decided that 1200 calories is not sustainable for me. I mean-- You all have to RUHHLIZZE that I need food to suuuurrvive!"

 

[Trees]

I want her to tell the surgeon she went back to eating hot cheetos and Chips Ahoy because the diet gave her greasy diarrhea. I don't know if even Dr. Now has heard that one before.

 

[Constellationzero]

Should have just waited until she was asleep and doused her in peppermint oil.

Should've just waited until she was asleep and nail her with a pressure washer from the Tractor Supply Store.

 

[ADHD]

On the monetary aspect, I agree. However, when you have a BMI of 90, your quality of life will become poorer as you age. Amber needs to find a solution and it becomes clear that she can’t lose weight from any diets and that bariatric surgery is the only solution.

I completely agree with you, but I'm not sure that Amber is truly aware of how important it is for her to lose the weight, even if she says she knows it. It often feels like she's just saying words her audience wants to hear without fully believing it herself (otherwise she would have made sure to lose the weight for that scan after her hysterectomy).

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Amber: "I feel like 1200 calories is a bit...high. Imma lower that so I can lose more weight."

Also Amber: "And so I decided that 1200 calories is not sustainable for me. I mean-- You all have to RUHHLIZZE that I need food to suuuurrvive!"

Also also Amber: "Turns out I gain weight at 1200 calories, but lose it at 3000."

 

[Trees]

So by my estimation the current excuse flow chart looks like this:

1) Amber is this weight because of lipodema
2) Amber cannot control her lipodema because of her gallbladder
3) Amber cannot treat her gallbladder because of her weight

Sounds like the start of a beu-t-ful success story.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Amber is answering questions (mostly hers) on her community page and stated that she wants bariatric surgery in 2023. Here we go again. She will find a surgeon and will be "pumped" to have an appointment with him or her. Then, after she is told that she needs to go on a 1,200 calories diet a la Dr. Now, and see a real psychologist, we will never hear about it again. Why does she keeps doing the same thing all over again and expect a different result?

As long as she admits to her ED, and to he honest she really doesn't need to admit to one, she won't get bariatric surgery in the US. While Dr Now does a 1200 calorie diet, most bariatric surgeons don't want such severe calorie restriction in their diets. Amber though, wouldn't manage the pre-op liver shrinking diet which is often just liquid protien shakes formulated to give all the daily nutrient requirements. If that diet, which depending on how fat the liver is might be 1-2 weeks up to 1-2 months, isn't done correctly then surgeons will abandon the surgery as soon as they see the liver is still to fat to lift away to access the stomach. In Amber's case that would be a lot of cash down the drain and still no WLS.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber is answering questions (mostly hers) on her community page and stated that she wants bariatric surgery in 2023. Here we go again. She will find a surgeon and will be "pumped" to have an appointment with him or her. Then, after she is told that she needs to go on a 1,200 calories diet a la Dr. Now, and see a real psychologist, we will never hear about it again. Why does she keeps doing the same thing all over again and expect a different result?

She's a junkie. Even though it's food and not meth or booze, it's still the same mentality. She's gonna say/do whatever she needs to keep the money rolling in so she can keep practicing moderated drinking intuitive eating. I suspect that she can see in her YouTube portal that she gets a lot of turnover, so she keeps recycling old content for the newbies. I mean, why be creative and invent new reasons as to why you keep failing and stuffing your face, when you can use the same script over and over again for the same monetary effect?

So by my estimation the current excuse flow chart looks like this:

1) Amber is this weight because of lipodema
2) Amber cannot control her lipodema because of her gallbladder
3) Amber cannot treat her gallbladder because of her weight

Sounds like the start of a beu-t-ful success story.

I think this is the Excuse Loop Program that she has created (so far):
10 Amber has developed a food addiction from her childhood trauma.
20 Amber can't treat her food addiction because of her B.E.D. that she developed through trying to diet.
30 The weight gain caused by failed dieting can only be lost by Keto because of her Lipedema
40 She can't do Keto because of her sludgy gallbladder
50 Following a gallbladder safe diet won't work because it triggers her B.E.D., so she needs to eat intuitively
60 Intuitive eating triggers her food addiction.
70 Goto 20


I wonder if Amber is engaging with her audience in her community tab in order to engineer some 'boolean' to pretend to get offended by so she can take a break from uploading until Vlogmas? In the last video, she said she wouldn't be sharing her weigh ins, her eating, or her food addiction/BED. She doesn't want to show her life. She can't show her gorlfriend. She has no friends. And she can't just keep making doodle videos and expect people to keep watching. And she's already missed her 2000h EST automatic upload time.

And I'm sorry for the lateness, but I hope that all of the Burgerlandians had an amazing Thanksgiving, and that the calories were ever in your flavour.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

In her last video she says she sits next to wipey all day watching videos and filming. How annoying would that be to work an actual job and have this almost 600 pound, smelly, unwashed, fat fuck sitting there and filming herself eating all day? She really can't be left alone at all can she?

Do we know what meth mom does for work? I can't imagine she has an actual professional job with so many felonies on her record, including pet and elderly abuse. From what I've seen of her mom I just imagined she worked third shift at some shitty corner gas station. Not exactly a career making job.

ETA-she can't even admit she spelt beautiful wrong. No, she did that on purpose. Sure fat al.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Do we know what meth mom does for work? I can't imagine she has an actual professional job with so many felonies on her record, including pet and elderly abuse. From what I've seen of her mom I just imagined she worked third shift at some shitty corner gas station. Not exactly a career making job.

Yes, she works at some call center selling time shares or some shit. There was a dox of her workplace, and they hire felons. There was also an employee photo somewhere, and that was hilarious, I’ll see if I can find it.

Regardless, I don’t think Methmom doesn’t have vacation days. I think it’s much more likely spending 2 months with the ungrateful cow was more than enough.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

As long as she admits to her ED, and to he honest she really doesn't need to admit to one, she won't get bariatric surgery in the US. While Dr Now does a 1200 calorie diet, most bariatric surgeons don't want such severe calorie restriction in their diets.

I think that Dr. Now asks them to go on such a restrictive diet because he takes on much larger cases than other surgeons. He needs the patients to quickly reduce their weights. I also think that he wants to see if the patients can maintain the post-surgery diet.

Amber though, wouldn't manage the pre-op liver shrinking diet which is often just liquid protien shakes formulated to give all the daily nutrient requirements. If that diet, which depending on how fat the liver is might be 1-2 weeks up to 1-2 months, isn't done correctly then surgeons will abandon the surgery as soon as they see the liver is still to fat to lift away to access the stomach. In Amber's case that would be a lot of cash down the drain and still no WLS.

In the U.K., the patients are put on a milk-only diet for about 2-4 weeks. I’ve heard that it is quite a shock especially when your diet consisted in takeaways and biscuits.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I think that Dr. Now asks them to go on such a restrictive diet because he takes on much larger cases than other surgeons. He needs the patients to quickly reduce their weights. I also think that he wants to see if the patients can maintain the post-surgery diet.

Dr Now does it for the drama and the filming schedule. There's really no need to be that restrictive before surgery. As the surgeon's I worked with say, "why have the surgery if you can restrict like that without it". Sure they were very restrictive after surgery, but the surgery is why they can be. Stomach size and hormonal changes make it far easier to have such a low calorie diet afterwards. It's "lifestyle change" both dietary and exercise these people need, and those changes can (and should) be made pre-surgery even if there is no weightloss. That fact of the matter is that "intuitive eating" will not ever work with these fatties. No matter how dieticians or fat acceptance influencers try to spin it, super morbidly obese people get to where they are because they already intuitively eat. Post bariatric surgery requires a diet focussed on protien first, then fats, and only after you've got these macros met should carbs be ingested. If someone is a white carb lover (rice, potatoes, pasta, bread etc), then switching to low carb really needs to happen in the lead up to surgery. If you can't give them up, there's really no point in having the surgery. This is the reason Alex Rodriguez is still a morbidly obese 300lbs a year after her gastric bypass. Stella Williams fared no better, and Tally Sharp's weightloss is also remarkably slow. Trina Louise has already said she intends to be an "intuitive eater" post-op, so we can write her off as a WLS failure already. Her one year "honeymoon period" (where you lose weight regardless of food choices) will be over before she knows it, and while I don't know what she weighed pre-op, guaranteed she'll still be 300lb after a year.

If Amber was to actually have WLS, I'd expect her to beat the odds and actually be heavier at her one year surgery anniversary.

In the U.K., the patients are put on a milk-only diet for about 2-4 weeks. I’ve heard that it is quite a shock especially when your diet consisted in takeaways and biscuits.

Watching some of the UK Fat Doctor type series they definitely show the milk diet. I found it interesting given they weren't providing balanced nutrition and particularly no fibre, when the market definitely has suitable weightloss meal replacement supplements readily available . Clearly the milk diet is still a thing as both Tally Sharp and Trina Louise were on milk diets prior to their surgeries.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Yes, she works at some call center selling time shares or some shit. There was a dox of her workplace, and they hire felons. There was also an employee photo somewhere, and that was hilarious, I’ll see if I can find it.

Regardless, I don’t think Methmom doesn’t have vacation days. I think it’s much more likely spending 2 months with the ungrateful cow was more than enough.

Oh, I guess I did the dox LMAO. Here’s the post:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-amberlynn-reid-show-supporting-cast.33909/post-6927726

And here’s the picture (Mamameth is in the back center, with the grayish hair):

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Oh, she uploaded at 9 instead of 8pm. And here I thought she had given up. I realize that I'm putting the cart before the horse here, but I'm a bit of a tard and can't figure out how to do archives (and my computer is no longer letting me embed stuff directly into the post). I was naughty and threw the penny at her to enter the freakshow tent instead of waiting for an archive.

HUGE early birthday surprise!! & disgusted with the comments | days 16-17 | vlog
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SejJoLrKC8

Alright, LET'S DO THIS!

Spoiler: HUGE early birthday surprise!! & disgusted with the comments | days 16-17 | vlog

-- NOVEMBER 18 2020 --

Amber in the Car!! She's running a few errands and going to appointments. Complains about allergies, the cold, her dry lips. She notices she's complaining, then says she's grateful to be awake, alive, and breathing.

-- LATER THAT NIGHT --

Back on the Couch!! About to watch Barbarian. Blathers about movies. Friday date night. Popcorn. Fell asleep during the movie, so she can't give opinions on the movie.

Jump Cut!! Talks while standing and flapping around her shirt/dresses, so people believe she does her own laundry. She got called by a "Professional Company Social Media Influencer" today. Amber says she's still shy and awkward about telling people she makes YouTube videos for a living (I would be to if I produced your type of content - just save face and say you do amateur deathfat porn; that might be less embarassing). She's rambling about something dull here, but I'm too mesmerized by the fact that it looks like she's folding bedsheets to pay attention.

Oh, she appreciates the views from the haydurs, but not the comments or 'harassment'. Haydurs are taking it too far because it's leaking into her personal life. No Amber, you are scouring every nook and cranny of the internet, LOOKING for non-asskissing comments to DRAG INTO YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. She was meant to do YouTube and feels lucky and grateful every single day.

Amber confirms psychologist is on maternity leave, so she 'hooked' Amber up with a male. Amber's never had a male psychologist and she can't open up to him because of past trauma. And it's difficult because her time with the other psychologist is the longest that she's kept going to one. He gave her homework and it's not fun, and she has another appointment next week.

FUCKING BITCH! She throws us on a shelf in the closet while she puts stuff away, and we are staring up at the ceiling. Your first instinct will be to think 'WTF, Amber?! What happened to the tripod you just found?'. Unfortunately, before you even complete that thought, you will see the tripod in the shot, abandoned on a shelf with other junk in the closet.

She wants to do 'Rapid Eye Movement thing you can do in therapy' to unlock her past and asks if she should do it. Watch her unlock a false memory of being involved in a satanic cult as a child.

SCALE SCREEN!! 505.6 lbs (500 lbs) Binged yesterday. She's decided to keep showing the weigh ins, but she's not going to talk about it or anything about her doctors or binging.

Jump Cut!! Sitting on the couch. Jade wants to see Amber's reaction to her birthday present RIGHT NOW! I guess she's about to leave for the airport and is trying to soothe Amber. Place your bets! I'm guessing Titanic LEGO set. We wait for Jade to return with the present IN REAL TIME. Gorl is desperate for every second of footage. Amber drags it out even more with tearless fake crying, and OMG BAYYYYYBUH!!! Yup, LEGO Titanic. I've heard that this thing is like, 7 feet long when fully assembled. I Don't think Amber thought this out very well. She's grateful.

RARITY!!! Claiming the outer LEGO box as her new home.

LEGO sperging.

-- NOVEMBER 19 2020 --

Amber has lipedema on her stomach, and she didn't know you could have it there - even though she's been talking about this (well, lymphedema on her stomach) since 2019. Amber's weight gain is making her stomach bigger and her breathing harder. Amber washed her face and now her face is burning. Then she talks about the smell of her body and her bathroom.

LEGO!!! Amber had Jade build the LEGO World Map for her.

SCALE SCREEN!! 504.6 lbs (500 lbs). She ate intuitively last night.

Back on the Couch!! Amber's already going back on her promise to stop with the binging and doctor talk. She has seen the comments from the 'Checker's Binge' video that she has just uploaded. She doesn't like that people with actual BED are offended and calling her a liar and that this isn't BED. Amber insists that binging is different for everyone. Amber's binging is so much smaller now, you guize. She's done so much work with her therapist and improved this. She's doing so much better - even though she's exactly the same weight as she was at this time last year. Don't question her! Now she's showing lists of other people posting binging videos. She has different binge levels. It's totally common for people binging to film themselves during a binge!! Amber drops Tammy Lemon's name. VILE!! Amber's going to keep seeking out hate comments, because she needs to have a relationship with her supporters.

-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *HEART* --

TL;DR: Complaining. Grateful. LEGO Titanic. RARITY!! Amber DOES SO have BED, even if her behaviour looks nothing like BED. Vile! 504.6lbs. 48.4 lbs to go to hit her 40lb weight loss goal.

 

[R-2E-054]

Based on @Boolean Bitch's recap, it sounds like Amber was sitting for 95% of the video. When was the last time we saw her really walk? I think it might've been when she was filming herself walking into/out of the doctor's office, but even then, Jade brought the car to the entrance of the building. We're definitely gonna hear in 2024 (if Amber makes it until then) that she was bedbound in 2022.

 

[Trees]

When was the last time we saw her really walk?

She set up the camera just to film herself waddle over to her LEGO shelf with her LEGO globe, that's about as far as I'll believe she's gone since the great fall

I'm so fucking salty this dumb bitch got the Titanic. And it's so weird that Jade gave it to her over a month before her birthday/Christmas. Is she just live in trolling? Because the only other person in the world who is weird enough to do that is fucking Amber.

The longer Jade stays there and trolls IRL the more I think she genuinely wants to become Mrs. Amberlynn Reid, but for completely ironic reasons. What the fuck is wrong with her.

 

[low sodium]

HUGE early birthday surprise!! & disgusted with the comments | days 16-17 | vlog​

Nov 25, 2022

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[dfranki723]

Please, be quiet MovieCriticLynn. I don't think anyone's opinions have less value than hers.

Oh my God, she's really doing the subtle but not subtle ''I was totally hurt by men, it's like y'know super hard for me'. Very believable bud. Any other tales of woe to reduce your responsibility for being a fat cunt?
Does she forget we've seen her drunken attempts at flirting with boys? So desperate to have them show her a shred of attention.

Muh binging. Nah, your constant overeating.
You guys, look how happy and romantic they are together! Awh, such true love. It's fucking gross. She bought you a toy and you're acting like she saved your life. What a grotesque shitshow.

 

[VirginMary]

Just a dainty, toothless hippo that can't lift 31,6 lbs.