Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

I am surprised that she quit so quickly. I thought that she would last at least till Thanksgiving. /sarcasm.

I am not sure that I saw the point of this exercise. She had a goal of losing 40 pounds but had no plan to achieve it. Amber, in the past, said that trying is as good as succeeding. I guess in a way she succeeded this time.

I am not sure what is left for Amber. Everything makes her either binged or overeat, whatever the difference is, except of course olives. It does not matter if she does WW, Optavia, JC, or intuitive eating, she will overeat. She chose an outpatient WL clinic that embraces haes instead of reducing calories, which is not doing it for her since it gives her reasons to overeat instead of looking to the root causes of it. It is unlikely that bariatric surgery would help as she would find any reasons to eat more than necessary.

I cannot wait for vlogmass. As I expect, they will be opening one present a day for the duration of it. Will it be earrings or will it be Toy Mini Brands? The wait is killing me!!!!!
 
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I had to watch Alex is Shook's version of this because it is literally her talking for 16 minutes. It's Chinese water torture in human form. Her videos the last month have been nothing but talking and talking and I am getting mega 2019 (bedbound era) vibes.

Everything is in place;
  • Stampede of talking-only videos
  • no significant other in sight if so at arm's length
  • Padding it with eating content
  • super disheveled look in every video
  • the excuse of muh mentalz
  • sketchy weight loss and weigh-ins
  • blaming the audience ad nausea
I think she is lying about her weight definitely now though.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
6, 10, still means massive fat fuck
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Will she actually vlog this insane amount of food fuckery and share it to spite us? My God, a meal for 10 gobbled in absolute insignificance by ONE person?

Whether we see it happen or not, the fact she admits it is horrifying. I mean, I can do like one plate with all the bird and taters and gravy and stuff. And that throws me into tryptophan coma.

But what exactly does eating for 10 look like, you worthless fat fuck? Show us. Slobber it all over you. Rub yourself down in it. Make it as horrifying as we hear you slothering " Soooo....guuuddd"

We are finally seeing Hamber take her final form. The Sta-Puff Marshmellow man! The helpless villagers below....
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
6, 10, still means massive fat fuck
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I shouldn't be surprised but I am. Roommate and I did the holiday alone together. In order for us to enjoy all the fixings we made/ate one or two side dishes a day with a protein and still haven't made the bird. It's cut into pieces in the freezer. To me this made the most sense for two people. We still have leftovers for days on end even cutting recipes in half.

Her pigging herself doesn't bother me. The waste bothers me. The healthy side dishes are going to go straight into the trash. The white meat pieces of turkey are going to go into Twinks belly.

10 fucking people. How many lbs of food is that. Jesus Fuck.
That toilet.

So the "average" plate of Thanksgiving dinner is around 2k calories. That's without desserts and just one plate and one serving per portion (thanks Google)
Now x10...

That's 15lbs right there. Anyone know where she got the meal from? My autistic ass wants to see the calories and sodium.

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I just saw it said cracker barrel
Also another big X for talking to an ED psychologist who uses the words "bad food" and "good food"
 

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Big Al’s existence is extremely bleak and I only see her as an empty shell (or a cave in this case) of a human.

I don’t like vindicating someone for their childhood but the land whale was set up to fail right from the beginning when she was spawned by two meth junkie petty crooks.

No one visits her on the holidays, she can’t go anywhere because she’s immobile - but it seems like she is content with this as it gives her the ability to gorge a Cracker Barrel family feast like jabba the hut all by herself.

Her entire life has consisted of staying at home, binging, causing drama and consuming trash media all day while the rest of society continued on without her.

She’s never learned how to take care of her own self independently without a fat dyke tending to her every need. Her inability to cope with being alone has only strengthened her relationship with food.
This woman is genetically useless as she cannot have children and she simply exists because she is not dead yet. No higher self-purpose, no morals, no values, there just isn’t anything there. She exists only to consume. When she dies she will have contributed nothing useful to society, her family’s name or her own legacy.

I have a bit of pity for her during the times of family holidays because she alway seems so confused as to what these holidays are actually about outside of
gifts and excessive eating. But then I remember everyone she has used, hurt and discarded and then I get happy she’s rotting away alone in her luxury apartment with her pet nigger!

Idk where I was going with this post but I do hope everyone’s Thanksgiving was at least better than hers :)
 
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Also I constantly think about how that apartment must reeeeeeek of fatty fat fat broccoli farts all the time.
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That would require her to actually eat broccoli on any kind of regular basis, and not just once or twice as a performance action on camera. That house definitely has a smell, and it's an extreme varient of the "fat sweat" that becomes really apparent once people start hitting around that 40+ BMI range.
 
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That would require her to actually eat broccoli on any kind of regular basis, and not just once or twice as a performance action on camera. That house definitely has a smell, and it's an extreme varient of the "fat sweat" that becomes really apparent once people start hitting around that 40+ BMI range.
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'member when Eric and Rickie bought a shit ton of candles back during the Gaycare Era? Guaranteed it was purely to cover up Fat Amber's rank (unwashed) stench, especially during 2019 aka the year of no bathing.
 
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'member when Eric and Rickie bought a shit ton of candles back during the Gaycare Era? Guaranteed it was purely to cover up Fat Amber's rank (unwashed) stench, especially during 2019 aka the year of no bathing.
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Should have just waited until she was asleep and doused her in peppermint oil.
 
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Amber is answering questions (mostly hers) on her community page and stated that she wants bariatric surgery in 2023. Here we go again. She will find a surgeon and will be "pumped" to have an appointment with him or her. Then, after she is told that she needs to go on a 1,200 calories diet a la Dr. Now, and see a real psychologist, we will never hear about it again. Why does she keeps doing the same thing all over again and expect a different result?
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Why does she keeps doing the same thing all over again and expect a different result?
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She doesn't expect a different result. She expects people will watch and that she will make money from repeatedly cycling through the same list of totally real attempts to lose weight. And why should she stop? It's still paying the bills and keeping the food coming.
 
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