She could make her goal if she ate 2,100 calories. The fact that she does not lose any weight is that she eat at least 4,700 calories. Her statement that her goal is to eat 1,600 calories is just for show.
Before I happened upon the Amberverse, I never would have included dieting in the "performative (something)" world. Live and learn, live and learn.
Surely if being sad and mentalz makes Amber beenge and gain weight then the news that The Love Of Her Life is back on the market should make her so happy she'll be dropping weight like she's in Auschwitz?
I am going straight to hell for laughing so hard at this.
Maybe, just maybe, if Amber stopped celebrating the most simple and straightforward tasks as such huge achievements and wins, she wouldn't feel so crushingly sad over the smaller things.
Hers is not a normal life. Other people go out, do things (other than touch every goddamned thing in Target or Wommart while using a scooter instead of walking), so they have more of a chance of celebrating actual wins. She probably includes walking down the hallway without getting jammed up like a hair clog in a sink as a "win", too.
That smoothie is the colour of reconstituted chicken and won't taste like a Starbucks or similar iced drink, like I suspect she wants it to.
I was thinking salmon puree, but that works, too.
New thumbnail and video naming scheme seems like the work of Jade. It's probably 5 months too late to try and turn this channel around now.
Just like it was far too late to stop the Titanic from crashing at speed into that iceberg. If Big Al had been aboard, she'd have taken one whole lifeboat by herself. Or drowned, since she doesn't move well enough to hustle to one. Although it did take awhile for the thing to sink, so she'd have had a chance, anyhow. Maybe someone could do that math.
That and/or the whole becky sailing the rings. I think shes just binging because actually losing weight and obtaining her goals scares the fuck out of her so she panicks and turns into a shop vac.
She worries that if she manages to lose weight, people will expect her to do other things. Get a job, learn to drive, etc. She's lazy as fuck and has no intention of working for a living.
Where in the fuck is she gonna go make memories?
Becky's sisters backyard?
Now that Becky has kicked her to the curb, Jade will have to drag her fat carcass around outside to make some not at all trite, boring "memries" that are just as uninteresting as her current content.
So ALR being upset about Destiny & Dana is generally the consensus I am seeing all over but I can’t tell if it’s facetious or not. Or maybe just wishful thinking? Am I the only one that got the impression she’s actually over Destiny? As much as I wish she weren’t for my own amusement… In her last few post-Becky breakup videos she was shading Destiny pretty hard with offhand dismissive remarks that were unprovoked and seemed to come from a place of disdain and an air of superiority. She also said they weren’t really speaking anymore.
If density popped back up on her radar, doing that clingy, overly-sexualized bullshit, I think Big Al would evict Jade instantaneously.
I got the impression that ALR was actually feeling herself so hard because she had Wifey now. And that she was genuinely over Dusty and feels like she is better than all her exes because she bagged someone “attractive” and that they’re all losers in comparison. I sincerely think it made her reflect and wonder why she was ever into Destiny in the first place because she’s now with a functioning, somewhat fit, somewhat attractive, socially acceptable normal person. Which makes the exes look gross and handicapped by comparison. As an aside, we all know Jade is probably enormously problematic but think about how ALR’s self-obsessed mind actually works. She brought her in while Becky was still there and went from weepy and bitterly sad to giggly and giddy about Wifey which I feel came from a place of just feeling like she ‘won’ because even Becky was able to say her new gf is good looking. I also think she was absolutely high on the adrenaline of potentially rubbing it into her viewer’s faces that she could score like this before realizing she couldn’t actually manipulate and pressure Jade into getting on camera. And for a beanbag, getting someone good looking (or shit, even just someone that doesn’t have mental disability or diabetes) is quite an achievement. I honestly don’t think she can fathom lowering her new standards back down to a sped like Destiny now. It’s like she thinks she leveled up.
This is what happens when you're a lazy fat fuck who has never had any friends and who has never visited or had any experience with the real world. Big Al is a stunningly bad judge of character.
That's one heck of a catfish avi that Dana has posted on IG. At least Destiny keeps it rill.
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If I only looked at the pic and username, and had idea that was Dana, I'd be asking who put a Barbie as their pfp. JFC.
