Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pearlxx]

She's trying to pull off a low key, half assed effort Chantal & failing miserably.

If she DID fall - bet she ends up with cellulitis or a leg ulcer within 5-6 days - max.

At least she'd lose weight if she had cellulitis again lmao.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Spoiler: beware: pill sperging ahead

I saw some people comment that in her latest video, she wasn’t drunk - she was high. In areas where drug use is high amongst the population, it’s not uncommon for people to injure themselves in order to get opioids, especially if they sprain something or break a bone. A lot of opioid addicts start this way involuntarily after having a workplace or sports accident, it’s a very slippery slope that goes from breaking a bone to being an addict. Post-op patients are also at risk for this, as it’s not uncommon to be prescribing Dilaudid like it’s candy for most surgeries that require general anesthesia.
This is some high level autism so beware. I’m wondering if Amberlynn had this great fall, went to the ER and described how incrutiating it was to get some kind of prescription. She’s looking for something to give her some leverage over Chantal, so putting on this “Drunklynn” persona and talking about mixing alcohol and meds would definitely create a stir. I wonder if Wipey watches Euphoria and is trying to make Amberlynn romanticize drug and alcohol use.
I don’t know. It could be a possibility, but on the other hand I am prone to catastrophization.

 

[Kier Starmer]

A high as fuck Amber phase would be great. She would never admit it because it would equate her to a redneck and not a dainty princess. Also to lower herself to Chantal's standards would obliterate her ego. She has always put herself higher than Chins and Amy Slaton and imagined herself the queen of deathfats.

The problem is though, Amy lost weight has kids, and is getting praised. Chantal and Amber's roles have reversed now but the problem is unlike Chins circa 2016, the only way for Amber is down.

There's a story in PR which says the hardest thing to be is irrelevant. It's a slope going down never up and just down.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Spoiler: beware: pill sperging ahead

I saw some people comment that in her latest video, she wasn’t drunk - she was high. In areas where drug use is high amongst the population, it’s not uncommon for people to injure themselves in order to get opioids, especially if they sprain something or break a bone. A lot of opioid addicts start this way involuntarily after having a workplace or sports accident, it’s a very slippery slope that goes from breaking a bone to being an addict. Post-op patients are also at risk for this, as it’s not uncommon to be prescribing Dilaudid like it’s candy for most surgeries that require general anesthesia.
This is some high level autism so beware. I’m wondering if Amberlynn had this great fall, went to the ER and described how incrutiating it was to get some kind of prescription. She’s looking for something to give her some leverage over Chantal, so putting on this “Drunklynn” persona and talking about mixing alcohol and meds would definitely create a stir. I wonder if Wipey watches Euphoria and is trying to make Amberlynn romanticize drug and alcohol use.
I don’t know. It could be a possibility, but on the other hand I am prone to catastrophization.

I see her as the type to crave the diagnosis as opposed to the prescription.

Amber has stated before that drug users are scum of the earth. But her favourite influencers have all the cute quirky acronym mentuls that she aspires to.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

This is fucking weird if amber really just sits there in some teen angst groundhog day journaleen enough to actually fill those up front to back. Aside from the fake quirky personality traits she does some really strange shit. She doesnt go anywhere, do anything and nothing of real importance happens yet she writes countless pages worth of her feeleens and her days events.

One of the first times she was bragging about her stupid journal she said like she writes down conversations she has with people, list of stuff (I can't remember if she what kind of list, but I just assumed list of food she likes, list of movies, just list of nothing really,) music lyrics, poems, books she wants to read. So that journal is probably 99% filled with stuff she rewrote herself.
Seems like such a stupid thing to be proud, or boast about, but she has no life so I guess it's the only thing she can really do. Even though we have seen her buy literally hundreds of journals over the years that she claimed to use and then we watched her throw them away and unused later on.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Journaling is a valid therapy tool, but you're supposed to be going to therapy for it to be of any use, because I guarantee her bullshit journaleen rehashes the same shit, over and over and over again, without her bothering to think about possible solutions to whatever bullshit issues she believes she has in the alphabet soup of muhmentalz (spoiler alert: like snapchat filters, ALL OF THEM).

I am pretty sure that she once was told that it is indeed a therapy tool but without understanding how to use it, the same way that counting calories is a dieting tool to lose weight. There is no point of using any therapy if you do not have an accurate diagnosis for you problems. “Muh mentallz” is not a recognized mental problem. The only thing this journaling does is to fill her vastly boring life.

There's a story in PR which says the hardest thing to be is irrelevant. It's a slope going down never up and just down.

I talked to a successful YouTuber in the past and he related to me that the hardest thing is to stay relevant and relatable. After a few years, you need to reinvent yourself to attract new viewers and keep old ones. Amber’s storyline is now stale and uninteresting.

Even with a new car, I do not think that we will see her out and about. I suspect that her health is far worse than she leads us to believe. She has a slip disc, hip bursitis, and her untreated lymphedema make it difficult for her to move and sit in a car for very long. She bought this exercise machine precisely because she is in pain while walking. Her doing the stairs was an one off. Each time Amber denies something, we know that there is a issue she wants to misdirect.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I am pretty sure that she once was told that it is indeed a therapy tool but without understanding how to use it, the same way that counting calories is a dieting tool to lose weight. There is no point of using any therapy if you do not have an accurate diagnosis for you problems. “Muh mentallz” is not a recognized mental problem. The only thing this journaling does is to fill her vastly boring life.

It doesn't even fill it. She probably writes for five minutes, thinks 'Yes! Another masterpiece!" , then turns to the other activities that take up most of her time: wacthing YT and eating.

I talked to a successful YouTuber in the past and he related to me that the hardest thing is to stay relevant and relatable. After a few years, you need to reinvent yourself to attract new viewers and keep old ones. Amber’s storyline is now stale and uninteresting.

Even with a new car, I do not think that we will see her out and about. I suspect that her health is far worse than she leads us to believe. She has a slip disc, hip bursitis, and her untreated lymphedema make it difficult for her to move and sit in a car for very long. She bought this exercise machine precisely because she is in pain while walking. Her doing the stairs was an one off. Each time Amber denies something, we know that there is a issue she wants to misdirect.

Meh, she claims to have a slipped disk - dx by a chiropractor - and bursitis. I've no doubt her joints grind on one another like a gearbox that hasn't been run regularly for decades, but every other thing, like a slipped disk or her "heel spur" are suspect af. She has the usual wear and tear of a 600 pound land whale, and she isn't 20 any longer, so it's starting to catch up to her.

 

[Gergg]

Amber's Journaleeein is probably nothing but self-asspatting over what a genius she is "fooling" all the trollas and how pretty everyone thinks she is because she used the highlighter green eyeshadow and drag-queen red lipstick today. 10% of it is things she can use as emotional blackmail for later if someone pisses her off.

 

[Rarity Green]

Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m

my 600 pound laygs

 

[Insulin reid]

It doesn't even fill it. She probably writes for five minutes, thinks 'Yes! Another masterpiece!" , then turns to the other activities that take up most of her time: wacthing YT and eating.

This is probably closest to the truth, but my headcannon for amber is that whe writes in her journals furiously, dumping just inane bullshit with the flourish of that early 2000's deathnote meme.

Scene gorl starveen artist/tortured writer amber always finds a way to resurface.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Zorg also got totes fat.

sorry, that neck heating pad just cracks me the fuck up because she looks like an evil villain. showing myself out now.

 

[Gergg]

When i saw her in that cape she reminded me 100% of Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy

 

[thegooddoctor]

I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Imported from Cuntal's forum
Miss EmpatheticLynn kissing her ass in hopes of a collab visit

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.

I've already explained it a couple of times, most recently in a post that was moved to hayder nation: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/haydu...action-channel-discussion.68575/post-10988114)

But the tldr for amby is that she is a fascinating train wreck of narcissism, self delusion, and manipulation. Her being fat is just a symptom of her fucked personality and a bonus thing to make fun of.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.

lol shes more than "just fat, if she wasn't she would be fine" but go off

 

[Clintonberg]

I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

There's a lot more to these fat retards than their massive girth. There are a myriad of underlying mental illnesses buried deep within the damp, crusty folds of these cows. No sane person eats themselves to the size of a large household appliance. Hand-waving all of fat Al's issues off because lolfat is exactly what she wants you to do. Being a ginormous cunt is her most obvious problem, but she has just as many personality defects and mental illnesses as the elbees displayed on her scale.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

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... Are you alluding to something Amber? Please oh PLEASE let her make a video about some fictional abusive relationship she's been in. Extra points if she makes up a partner and doesn't bring up Casey again after all these years.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Big Al just needs to embrace her legacy. If you're going to wear that, you should rock it. Make it interesting. Join your brethren in that fashion statement situation type deal type moment.