Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?

People who want to be rich but have no sense of money, or because they never had any money, are often taken in by (or specifically looking for) the use of descriptions like luxury, exclusive, or limited. For a narc like Big Al, who aspires to a higher station even though she doesn't belong, they were chumming in a bathtub to a single shark.

They don't want people to actually use the facilities. And most people don't: most people work outside the home, and by the time they finish their day and get home, they just want to eat, watch tv/internet, and go to bed. Their weekends? They want to get away from home. It saves quite a bit on maintenance/upkeep of facilities.
 
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?
I think that she wanted to move to Lexington for a long time. She hated Monticello but Becky loved the area as it was close to her family. At that time, her upcoming cancer surgery gave her the perfect opportunity to force Becky to move there. Of course, there was no planning, so they rented the first thing that seems acceptable. Also, at that time, she was making a lot more money. I am sure that Amber had imagined that she can use the amenities the same way she imagined that she can lose 50 pounds in 100 days.

The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.
Using the data from Socialblade, she is making about $2,500 a month before taxes after YT takes its cut (45%). Not bad for someone putting so little effort into her job, but this barely covers the minimum. This is why Jade pays for probably half of the rent and utilities and none of Amber's food. She is not saving anything and certainly cannot afford bariatric surgery and subsequent skin removal surgeries.

Her channel has now slightly above 1 million views a month, and this is because she is posting every 2 days. Even then, her views per video are not growing and we do not know how long she can continue at this pace.

Congrats to Rich on no being fat anymore, but its kinda weird he wasted his time reacting and lending views to amber right now.
Sure, some people will check her channel but they will realise very quickly that the content is rubbish and will never watch her again. Most of her subscribers (198k) are not watching her anymore. By posting click-baited, rehashed content, she turns off more and more people. Amber is not growing her channel. This is why it is slowly dying.
 
If you look at her socialblade statistics, her gross income is between 4.500$ and 300$.

The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.

If she keeps ordering from restaurants (like that turkey cheesesteak monstrosity and loaded fries) and doesn't stick to fast food (Arby's large combo meal of crispy fish sandwich, large curly fries, large drink, at just under $9), or doesn't limit herself to ordering fast food only three times a day, her food bill alone - just for her - could range up to $50/day, not including delivery/tips, which is insane. But think of what a sweet gig an Uber or DD driver would have if they managed to snag delivery of her shit food most of the time. That's about as close to a guaranteed job as you can get.
 
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
She's getting under 1 million views a month. That's under 12 a million a year. That sounds impressive, but during the gaycare era, she was getting 65 million views a year.

Chantal gets a massive amount of zuperchats and goes live multiple times a day. Between those and her views, she's making what Amber used to.
 
We do! I can't remember the exact figure, but it's around $1500. Then you have necessities like utilities, phone, food, lego, etc. She couldn't make it alone on what she pulls in now.
There’s a virtual tour available at the Henry. Here’s a few pics of the 2 bed most like our gorls. Hers isn’t as stylishly furnished of course but the set up seems the same and the rent which Becky (I think) said was about $1,600 a month before bills. Maybe a service charge is extra for cleaning of communial hallways/ lighting/ security and maybe the gym is extra too?
Anyways, big al is defo bringing down the tone of ‘luxe’ tag on this gaff.
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Why are these people giving her attention, Peter Monn's content is equally as shit he takes 9 minutes to get to the point most of the time. Also pretty racist and his channel plane crashed after it. Rich Lux is too pretty racist and very questionable. All these fuckers are gathering because the beauty community is dead currently. All the major players routinely struggle to make decent views and thus drama tube is stale. The creepshow drama the other week did not last and no one cares.

If we live in a world where drama tubers fucking react to Amberlynn Reid, I'm done. Amber has literally done fuck all for 2 years, nothing has changed except she got her cunt ripped out.

"I'm done with Amber" sure thing, nothing has changed only got boring. We been knew. All these channels do is prop Amber because the notion of drama channels is retarded.

As said for months Amber HAS TO post every 2 or so days to keep above 1 million. When you apply a $2-4 CPM (clicks per millionth) minus Youtube fees, she is eating into savings or staying afloat. Minus her rent and expensive food too and she is heading towards being destitute.

I am very sorry for double posting but I have been monitoring Amber's views and noticed all her videos have averaged about 10 - 20k views. This makes sense as Peter Monn has been "covering" her for 2 weeks. I was wondering where those people were coming from.

For reference, Peter Monn is a mega faggot who screams like a retard into a camera acting gayer than Zachary Micheal. His channel used to be thriving for years but he got outed for saying sketch shit and is a massive cow tipper. Since then his views are actually worse than Amber's and Gay Lux's. He has clearly noticed Zachary Micheal's gig and revenue and seen the dollar signs.

I would rather subject myself to a LyfeofaFreeSpirit video than watch anything from Peter Monn.
 
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For reference, Peter Monn is a mega faggot who screams like a retard into a camera acting gayer than Zachary Micheal.

I thought you were exaggerating, but goddamn what a screaming queen. Listening to his voice for too long is probably classed as an OSHA violation.

Re: Big Al - she finally broke 60K views on her "the lawd tole me to eat" video. How the mighty have fallen. I wonder if she'll finally say fuck it and go ahead and eat for views until her body implodes. She had mentioned there were "things I wanna do, things in the near future", but I guess the "gf's" support isn't enough to get that whale on the boat after all.
 
Peter Monn lives in or near Indianapolis, and he had one video that was slightly interesting to me because he talked about almost being picked up by Herb Baumeister* back in the day. I tried to find the video but the color overload from his thumbnails nearly put my eyes out.

Whoever said Amber is like Hyacinth Bucket (Boo-kay) is correct. Keeping Up Appearances would have been deadly dull if it was just Hyacinth showing off her Royal Doulton and other objects d'art, and talking about what cereal the Dutch royal family eats.

*Herb Baumeister founded Sav-A-Lot and, in his spare time, murdered dozens of young gay men back in the 80's-90's. The remains were found on his property, the beautiful Fox Hollow Farm in Westfield. I think the current owners sometimes let ghost hunters do their thing for a fee, which is exactly what I would do if I owned it.
 
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?

I'm sure the pets would all be happier with access to the outdoors in the form of a backyard with grass. Fat Amber could do laps around the yard as well without fear of grossing people out with her smell. It's win win!
She's said a few times in older videos that she's a "city gorl" at heart and repeatedly disparaged the gaycare area as basically west bumblefuck nowhere. Whenever she's been asked where she would want to live if she could live anywhere she says LA or NYC for the same reason: because she thinks she's a hip, glamorous diva who belongs in (what she perceives as) hip, glamourous places. When she and Becky were still living in Montecello and went on that hotel vacation in Lexington she spent time filming out the window, talking about how great the views are there, bragging that Ariana Grande was coming to perform in the amphitheater near the hotel. It's all about Amber thinking she's hot shit and belongs in a place she thinks is also hot shit. Goes on a vacation in the city, sits in the room eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck. Moves to a condo in the city, sits on the couch eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck.

She's delusional and dumb. She thinks merely existing in a cool place (again a cool place in her own perception and not reality) makes her more interesting than existing in an uncool place.
 
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Even before I think of watching it (the archive obviously) I can tell its fucking clickbait. Im sure its her rambling about some dumb shit in her tiny world which is her apartment and saying this or that is cute. Im betting the sandwich gets maybe a min of screentime. No one is getting fooled by this shit.
 
I'm fucking loving this. The bar is in hell and I know this pig must be scrambling around in an absolute panic trying to drum up drama and views again pulling out this low-tier content. Sorry Hammy, you're old and done. Literally everybody else in your past videos were more interesting than you, from beanbag man to Dusty and even Beggy and what does 'Wipey' bring to your folds? A big fat nothing. You've wasted your youth and your health and most from what I can see are just revisiting your old days from when you had a glimmer of hope. Better show layygs, tubby. Your coin is dropping faster than your views.
 
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