Just viewing a couple of minutes of any random video of hers will out this lie.
Sounds like she's living in a Hell of her own making, and it's partly because she's too damn lazy to try anything else
Fuck around because you're not mature enough (or thin enough) to live alone and find out what happens: eventually, your luck runs out on deciding you're "in love" with the first person who shows you any kind of attention, and you wind up with someone who has at least half a brain living with you that you can't treat as you did your other butlers/ass wipers.
3.9GPA if she was homeschooled by a retard.
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$3000 is fucked. jfc
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I'll take the over on that one.
What the fuck does she eat,
Beige crap, usually fried.
3-5, I'd say.
and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.
It would be cheaper for her to just hire someone off the books to drive around, collecting her fast food order, and bringing it back.
I actually think she'd be more likely to lose some weight if she was limited to whatever she could afford with food stamps. She'd still stuff herself no doubt, but her toxic waste "soups" aren't going to trigger foodgasms like the shitty takeout, and I kind of think she'd be consuming a fair bit less if she couldn't perform her ritual of scrolling constantly through online menus and carefully choosing her next meal to be acquired. I could be totally off base though since Jen the welfare lardass got even fatter from literal government cheese.
Govrnment food production is handed out to contractors, ans low bids win. That means the cheapest ingredients, which to us in this world now, means lots of sugar, lots of carbs (wheat. soy, corn). If you're a couch blob, you could easily gain weight eating the government cheese and other products.
Amber is always full of shit so I don’t know why everyone is picking this one thing as being a instance of her telling the truth.
Half truths: she's definitely spending a ton of money on Uber/DD.
I think the $3000 is not only plausible but probable. Yes, Amber lies, but there is one other constant that is always true 100% of the time. And that is that Amber never stops eating. And this is evident based on the fact that she is always either maintaineen 500 lbs or gaineen.
Agreed. I can see this as realistic, although given the sheer amount of foot she tends to order, I'd say this figure is being generous.
Again, Amber never stops eating, hates cooking, and doesn't leave the house. And no, I don't believe nigga jade is going out to pick up food for her because she's just as fucking lazy and sedentary as Amber judging on the picks of her recently.
Or the "gf" says "Can't go, working." and that settles it for Uber/DD delivery.
This, however, I don't believe for a fucking instant.
Ditto. This doesn't happen. At all.
She has such a fear of Spending money on anything regardless bettering yourself or medical bills. Who remembers when she was scared of how much the mechanic was going to charge her for the car repair but was buying useless bullshit and food everyday.
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"But then I remember that I am a lazy fucking idiot who never finishes anything.."
Fixed that for her.
Most of it is for Amber but a portion would be for Jade, perhaps $1,000 a month. I think most of the groceries are for Jade as Amber hates cooking.
The "gf" doesn't appear to lke or know how to cook, either. Hence all the prepackaged bullshit.
Just like her chokers and seatbelt (that she pretend wears), she's got handcuff extenders.
Funnier though for me, can you imagine a cop or anyone trying to handcuff those T-Rex arms behind her fattalump back without actually breaking them?
She'd be front cuff only and even then standard cuffs might not fit.
Arm restraints. Because she's so weirly ptoportioned, they would fit across her chest/diaphtagm area and around her lower arms.
Amber needs to be uploading every other day and be getting 66667 views per video to make 1 000 000. This is not including older content because it does not have much sway anymore as you can see her views tend to consist of the 5 recent videos primarily the 1st most recent. Her legacy views tend to scooch her past that mark but each month it is less and less.
She needs to be uploading daily, with two a days every other day. But she can barely upload now because she does nothing and has no interest in anything other than eating and shopping.
I'm usual skeptical when people think amber is pulling some elaborate troll on her audience. That being said, I'm getting slight tingling in my bullshit detector with all this recent money talk. Amber has been bringing up money more and more and it's entirely possible she's just hurting for money but it almost seems like bait. In the last video she said something like "not getting takeout will save me calories and moooney!" and the way she said money was in this really exaggerated way as if she was just begging people to talk about it.
And mentioned money last. That said, she's a fucking idiot. If it's just a money grab, it would have had to be cooked up by the "gf". It's also insanely easy: the "gf" doesn't have to do anything except encourage Big Hamber to eat, and she doesnt't need a ton of encouragement for that.
