Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I know she likes to recreate the Destiny breakup drunk live stream when she's 'let go', so was this,' I'm so hurt', performance for the audience only, or Jade, too? She looked amused when you look in her eyes in* some stills, which usually is her giveaway that her emotional distress is contrived. In the mental things is scary* video, there was genuine distress there, but that's honestly one of the only times you couldn't sense a level of duper's delight/performance with her.

Nice to see she hasn't matured beyond these teenagery displays,yet. The Am-haydurs have longed to interact with her, again, so I'm sure they creamed themselves over this.

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The problem is she is clearly trying to get Chantal coin which is laughable. Chantal, there is absolute lunacy there, the bitch is fucking crazy but incredibly entertaining because of that crazy.

With Amber though because she is a true narc there is no actual personality there. All they do is emulate and this was her partner until now, it's people doing better than her.

Amber's chief copies have been
  • Trisha Paytas - this is in most of her mukbangs even now she tries to copy her. When this was a fact, the infamous BK chicken mukbang.
  • Chantal - she does this when she needs attention.
  • Nickado - like Chantal to get attention
  • Learning2beFearless - This is for most of her vlogs even today
  • PinkSparkles - I don't know frigging why, the bitch can barely get 20k but most of Amber's vlogs mimic hers to a T. Primimarily cleaning vlogs, they are beat for beat.
Amber's vlogs switch from L2BF and Pink's most of the time. The only true Amber is on social media except for snapchat, she mimics Jeffree Star a lot for some reason.

Amber's merch run is doomed if she picks a fight with someone actively trademarking she is stupid. Trademarkers tend to have a really strong legal knowledge to the point they really need to consult.

With all this grifting though it is clear that Amber is out of money now and her sales are pretty much gone.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
With all this grifting though it is clear that Amber is out of money now and her sales are pretty much gone.
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On one hand, Amber told us that she paid $50,000 in taxes which means that she is making about $160,000 per year. This is quite a substantial income.

However, the selling of possession and the merchandising, live streams and increased vlogging makes me think that she is spending too much.

If Amber indeed makes $160,000 per year with $50,000 in taxes, this means that her take-home pay is $110,000 or about $9,200 per month. She mentioned that her fixed costs are $3,400 and now her food cost is $3,000 but more likely to be about $4,000 per month. If you add about $1,000 in miscellaneous expenses, her total monthly expenses are $8,400. So, she has only about $800 per month to pay for anything else such as therapy. No wonder she is financially stressed. She is pissing away an incredible amount of money on food and rubbish and not saving any money. This is the real reason why she is quitting Uber Eats for a month, it is not to lose weight. I do not think Jade is contributing much if anything.
 
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I’ve been trying to catch up with the thread but it’s impossible because I lidurally fall asleep every time because she is so boring.
Let’s pls stolp acting like going to therapy will fix AL’s mentals. Therapy’s a tool that can be used to improve when internally motivated to do so. As always, amber is not. Going to therapy is performative. Even if she manages to join IOP and finish - she won’t learn anything. She’s so fucking smug, she can’t get into her pea-sized brain that there is legit something wrong with her. How many times has she said “I know my (grotesque) body” “I understand nutrition” “I know what works for me”?
Further, I fuckin hate her for being such a performative train wreck that I clicked the live to see the duper’s delight firsthand.
The only thing she understands is $. The declining views, engagement and YT coin are what will motivate actual change. After so many years, I don’t care if she loses el-bees, I just want a new arc.
 
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KiwiKunt!! said:
Amber can not even make her lives interesting/fun with alcohol - and what was Jade doing during all this?
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Preparing food for the beast and letting it cry it out. I suspect that Amber was being her usual binge monster self and then got all sad and depressed when Wipey wouldn't cave in and grovel like Becky used to. Eventually gave her a sad little meal in the form of plain white rice and sad chicken meatballs, where where those awesome and healthy meals she used to cook like that pork mango salsa???
 
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(Waves flippers) "Liddle muffin...Idon'feelreel...NeitherdoI...Idon'feelreel--nonnathisisreel--ohmygahh!"

Imagine being a 700 pound greasy, unhygienic pachyderm with a come along ring in your nose tryna act like she's a 19 year old college coed yelling around the dorms, main dining room, and student union: "OhmyGAHHHHHHH---I wuz, liek...sooooo DRONK, YEW GUISE--SOO DRONK!"
 
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Secondary thought of the afternoon; how much alcohol does it take to get a heifer of this size drunk anyway? She is fucking massive and is constantly eating which bolsters her alcohol resistance even more, so either she's a bad drunk and is actually in a manic state hamming it up for them views or she's drunk a shitload, which I don't imagine is happening considering how little coin she must have at this point and how food-driven she is. Maybe she uncovered a few bottles Becky left behind??
 
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Amber and lives is a no go the bitch is like moving Ambien. After seeing that clip though, she is clearly trying to copy Chantal almost to the letter. That has a sadness to it that a 31-year-old bull dyke that earned about 500k has no personality. I would feel bad for her if she was not such a raging cunt.

It's clear Jade is a drinker though as Amber since the leech moved in has started drinking.
 
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