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"I do not want to fake being anyone but myself"
lol.
lmao.
lol.
lmao.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She went from the troon to Krystal to Destiny. She probably lived the least amount of time in California because she lived with her grandma that kicked her the fuck out in Oklahoma then to Arizona with the troon then to Virginia with Krystal then to Florida and Kentucky with Density and got stuck in Kentucky with Necky. She needs to stay where she is. She can't handle California. And wtf happened to Seattle?Hasn't she been in Kentucky for like, 10 years now? Casey kicked her out when she was 18 or 19 and she immediately moved in with Destiboy- right?
She definitely belongs in places like Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Orange County, etc. etc.- where her heart craves to be back at because she's SUCH a Cali girl, born and raised!- but she just can't move right now, you see, because she found the perfect Oncologist in Lexington. She had no problem cutting 600lb Amber open! She did it with such ease! You just can't get that kind of life-saving medical treatment outside of Kentucky. So, even though she is totally, 100%, definitely capable of moving almost across the country (physically AND financially)- she just can't right now.
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Has anyone ever mentioned that she was bleeding when she was splashing around in the groups paddling pool?
6antanic
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she's definitely gonna live the rest of her pathetic life in kentucky. she has talked about wanting to live in california (and i think new york), but we all know fatass is too busy drowning her finances in fast food, wolmart, and amazon to ever afford a life worth living in another state. she doesn't have the mindset or finances to make it anywhere else. kentucky is the perfect dumpster state for her white-trash lifestyle.
dfranki723
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Maybe I'm getting the timelines confused but wasn't 2019 the year Becky was a doped out zombie who could barely function?
Why are you pretending that year was bad for YOU, Fatty?
You can't even let her have sympathy during the roughest year she had, you have to scream about how it was the worst time in YOUR life.
She is so bloody vile.
And HA at the ''I'm finding myself''. Stop quoting obnoxious inspirational bullshit, you don't have anything to find. You're a 555 pound slab of tofu who has spent its life trying to absorb the flavour of anything it comes into contact with to prove it has some kind of personality.
The real Hamber is a nasty little shit with no talent, intelligence or human emotions. I don't think that's worth ''finding'' and fawning over.
Why are you pretending that year was bad for YOU, Fatty?
You can't even let her have sympathy during the roughest year she had, you have to scream about how it was the worst time in YOUR life.
She is so bloody vile.
And HA at the ''I'm finding myself''. Stop quoting obnoxious inspirational bullshit, you don't have anything to find. You're a 555 pound slab of tofu who has spent its life trying to absorb the flavour of anything it comes into contact with to prove it has some kind of personality.
The real Hamber is a nasty little shit with no talent, intelligence or human emotions. I don't think that's worth ''finding'' and fawning over.
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Amber, you fat retard. Normal people change their underwear every day, not their entire being . But you got the "grow" part down pat, booboo.
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Yeah that was the year of Benzo Becks. Hamber probably considers it the worst year of HER life because there were probably more than a few times that Becky could liderully not drive because how out of it she was and so the Binge Monster didn't get all the fast food it wanted. Shit, there were plenty of times Becky actually was really out of it while driving, slow ass reaction time and not seeing other cars. Hamber recorded that shit. Becky probably didn't want to go out like that but Hamber's got to get her fucking way and Wommart was more important then her partner barely being able to function. And when Becky finally came off the meds, Amber credited herself for that, saying she knew Becky didn't need to be on those meds and she told the doctor and blah blah blah. Hamber just didn't want Becky on the meds for her own selfish ass reasons. Becky was going through some shit with her mom having cancer, whatever the meds were it probably helped numb some of the pain and helped Becky to some degree even though she was the walking dead. 2020 should have been her worse year with cancer and yeeted uterus since she was perfectly happy free bleeding all those years
6antanic
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i am fucking convinced that this landwhale is sending herself some of these tellonyms. there's no way in fucking hell that there's a REAL person out there who is genuinely interested in watching more videos about moonface's dollar store "scratch-off art pictures".
is there a way to figure out how many of these tellonym responses are real and how many are actually from amber or her ugly ass "gorlfriend"?
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No.
The answer is ObliviousLynn doesn't realize. Anything.*
* Except that she needs a servant for asswipes and fetching her UberEats.
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FupaCitySheriff
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'The only time I have ever felt like myself is on the West Coast.' - but that was when you were having all your childhood trauma... surely that's the last place you'd ever want to return?
'...it has been over 2 years since I have lived here...' - LAH, less than 2 years. Easy mistake to make, I mean, it's not like you had 'cancer' to remind you exactly when it was, now is it? Remember it's the last time your hero, methmom, visited... you know, when she thought you might die and leave all your JewTube shekels to her. Instead, all she ended up doing was help your butler to move you to be a pig in the city. She learned her lesson and has never been seen since. What a hero.
Her 'cancer' video - I don’t know what to say - Jun 4, 2020 - always worth a laugh
Her video - THE LAST TIME YOU’LL SEE THIS HOUSE!!!!!! - Jul 14, 2020
Her video - FIRST GROCERY HAUL IN NEW HOME!!!!!! - Jul 16, 2020
'Growth is important' - this shit really does write itself...
All these deathfats have so many goals and aspirations that they never ackshully DO anything. This lazy fat fucker has goals to think about doing something. NYC, LA, Seattle, out of state... which is it, Fatty? Just shut the fuck up and eat a family of 6 sized mill of orunj chickinn
'...it has been over 2 years since I have lived here...' - LAH, less than 2 years. Easy mistake to make, I mean, it's not like you had 'cancer' to remind you exactly when it was, now is it? Remember it's the last time your hero, methmom, visited... you know, when she thought you might die and leave all your JewTube shekels to her. Instead, all she ended up doing was help your butler to move you to be a pig in the city. She learned her lesson and has never been seen since. What a hero.
Her 'cancer' video - I don’t know what to say - Jun 4, 2020 - always worth a laugh
Her video - THE LAST TIME YOU’LL SEE THIS HOUSE!!!!!! - Jul 14, 2020
Her video - FIRST GROCERY HAUL IN NEW HOME!!!!!! - Jul 16, 2020
'You change every day' - bitch, you don't even change your clothes every day'Growth is important' - this shit really does write itself...
All these deathfats have so many goals and aspirations that they never ackshully DO anything. This lazy fat fucker has goals to think about doing something. NYC, LA, Seattle, out of state... which is it, Fatty? Just shut the fuck up and eat a family of 6 sized mill of orunj chickinn
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There's usually a sign like this:
(I imagine half the shit she left was from the DON'T column.)
As well as a sign that says "Please don't leave donations when there's no attendant." You also won't get a tax write-off unless you stick around for a receipt. Amberlynn is too rich and unselfish to think about such things.
A lot of dumbasses like Fatty here don't realize that if you give charities stuff they DON'T WANT and didn't ask for, it costs them to get rid of it, not to mention time away from other tasks sorting it.
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Well, I'm hating the thumbnail on this newest video of bare minimum and shitty behavior, so I guess I'll just get through this performative donation bullshit now.
First, a brief side note on the previous vlog of nontent. Three days later, still far away from cracking 60K views. I love this Year of Losing (views, likes, and money).
Today's nontent also brought to you by the letter L:
I hate that fucking collar and apparently, Twinkie does, too, the way she turned her back on Big Ham. HAHAHAHA. Good girl, Twinkie1 Suckit, bitch.
"Cleaning" a random closet at The Hovel. just how many "random" areas are there in that place? And how may vacuums do you need, JFC? Well, maybe I take that one back. Vacuuming out Big Ham's folds probably burns out motors on consumer vacs like crazy. Buy industrial next time. Like your scale.
Oh, I see. "Cleaning" just means rearranging shit because you literally have nothing better or productive to do with your time.
Hamber is "getting ready for the day" and to drag shit to Goodwill. Since Goodwill was closed, and a quick look shows many of them close at 8, who wants to bet her day "started" at 4 PM.
Don't care about yourperfume, it won't cover your stink unless you bathe in it. Don't care about your hair, either, except to say cut that shit. And take those ratty sideburns with that cut.
Car ang-zi-eh-teeeeee. Bullshit. You're just a Fatty.
Performative hand holding. You're not having sex in any way, you fat fuck, and I'm going to illustrate why.
Yeah, let's not donate the fucking cat litter to a pet shelter or anything. Or sell the ring light. Or the DVDs to a secondhand shop. All of that takes effort, and we know you ain't about that, GiverLynn. Way to go, making the employees clean up your bullshit when they got in the next day. I'm not surprised, though. You've always had your bullshit cleaned up by other people since forever, VictimLynn. The only person you have consideration for is yourself. And knock it off with the fucking peace out fingers, dumbass.
The reacting to herself I'm gong to skip because who fucking cares? It's just her cannibalizing herself for content, which is just as boring and stupid as everything else she vomits onto YouTube right now. When the scene begins, she has a ratface going on - it loks like she only has a single, large tooth at the front of her upper jaw, and I chuckled at that. I will say this: you are not thinner than you were, you revolting troglodyke. All those years you skated by, abusing your body, and things were still relatively okay. Now, you're finally getting to know all your new friends: gravity, estrogen deficiency, loss of elasticity, and others. I hope you welcome your new morbidly obese old age overlords appropriately, by downing the entire DQ menu. Still cannot see your ears when you're face on to the camera. That means you're FAT.
Since Hamber graced us with a full body shot, I'd like to point out a few things.
It appears she's now waddling on the outside of her feet.
Good thing you have ankleballs like bowling alley lane bumpers, Hamber. Might save you from a minor rolled ankle fall. But a major one...broken ankle to bedbound 700 ellbees saga. That'll pick up views.
I knew her calves were enormous, but holy shit. Her right calf in the second pic there. There must be as little as two inches of so of free space in that pant leg toward the hem. The rest of that pant leg is filled with her gigantic calf - it's very nearly the size of a baby calf, too.
Imagine being as wide as you are tall. And also look like you're pregnant with a baby elephant. I think the fat from her calves are infiltrating the fat in her ankle even more now that she's doing virtually next to nothing. When your calf fat is dragging the ground (look at the instep of her right foot), maybe that's a fucking message.
Her arms are still terrifying and her scratches/wounds unhealed, she's still a vapid twat, and no matter what she says, I don't believe for a second she's losing weight. It's just reapportioning itself. Can't wait until she's got that fupa hanging past her knees and needs slings to keep her calves raised off the ground.
There's ZERO room at her crotch for anything, including sex. It would take at least four people working to allow anyone to get to her "vajinky" as the 14 year old toddler calls it. Doggie style is also out, clearly, because it would likewise take multiple people to make that happen. She certainly can't jack herself off with those TRex arms. But keep being disgusting with your sexual innuendo, Fatty. It's the closest you're going to be to sex for the rest of your fat fucking life.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham takes shit to Goodwill but does so in the most inconsiderate, and therefore the most Amberlynnish, way. Talks at herself while watching her own old videos, with her desk up to her neck and her fat moon head appearing to float in midair next to her laptop. Sill stupid, still FAT.
First, a brief side note on the previous vlog of nontent. Three days later, still far away from cracking 60K views. I love this Year of Losing (views, likes, and money).
Today's nontent also brought to you by the letter L:
I hate that fucking collar and apparently, Twinkie does, too, the way she turned her back on Big Ham. HAHAHAHA. Good girl, Twinkie1 Suckit, bitch.
"Cleaning" a random closet at The Hovel. just how many "random" areas are there in that place? And how may vacuums do you need, JFC? Well, maybe I take that one back. Vacuuming out Big Ham's folds probably burns out motors on consumer vacs like crazy. Buy industrial next time. Like your scale.
Oh, I see. "Cleaning" just means rearranging shit because you literally have nothing better or productive to do with your time.
Hamber is "getting ready for the day" and to drag shit to Goodwill. Since Goodwill was closed, and a quick look shows many of them close at 8, who wants to bet her day "started" at 4 PM.
Don't care about yourperfume, it won't cover your stink unless you bathe in it. Don't care about your hair, either, except to say cut that shit. And take those ratty sideburns with that cut.
Car ang-zi-eh-teeeeee. Bullshit. You're just a Fatty.
Performative hand holding. You're not having sex in any way, you fat fuck, and I'm going to illustrate why.
Yeah, let's not donate the fucking cat litter to a pet shelter or anything. Or sell the ring light. Or the DVDs to a secondhand shop. All of that takes effort, and we know you ain't about that, GiverLynn. Way to go, making the employees clean up your bullshit when they got in the next day. I'm not surprised, though. You've always had your bullshit cleaned up by other people since forever, VictimLynn. The only person you have consideration for is yourself. And knock it off with the fucking peace out fingers, dumbass.
The reacting to herself I'm gong to skip because who fucking cares? It's just her cannibalizing herself for content, which is just as boring and stupid as everything else she vomits onto YouTube right now. When the scene begins, she has a ratface going on - it loks like she only has a single, large tooth at the front of her upper jaw, and I chuckled at that. I will say this: you are not thinner than you were, you revolting troglodyke. All those years you skated by, abusing your body, and things were still relatively okay. Now, you're finally getting to know all your new friends: gravity, estrogen deficiency, loss of elasticity, and others. I hope you welcome your new morbidly obese old age overlords appropriately, by downing the entire DQ menu. Still cannot see your ears when you're face on to the camera. That means you're FAT.
Since Hamber graced us with a full body shot, I'd like to point out a few things.
It appears she's now waddling on the outside of her feet.
Good thing you have ankleballs like bowling alley lane bumpers, Hamber. Might save you from a minor rolled ankle fall. But a major one...broken ankle to bedbound 700 ellbees saga. That'll pick up views.
I knew her calves were enormous, but holy shit. Her right calf in the second pic there. There must be as little as two inches of so of free space in that pant leg toward the hem. The rest of that pant leg is filled with her gigantic calf - it's very nearly the size of a baby calf, too.
Imagine being as wide as you are tall. And also look like you're pregnant with a baby elephant. I think the fat from her calves are infiltrating the fat in her ankle even more now that she's doing virtually next to nothing. When your calf fat is dragging the ground (look at the instep of her right foot), maybe that's a fucking message.
Her arms are still terrifying and her scratches/wounds unhealed, she's still a vapid twat, and no matter what she says, I don't believe for a second she's losing weight. It's just reapportioning itself. Can't wait until she's got that fupa hanging past her knees and needs slings to keep her calves raised off the ground.
There's ZERO room at her crotch for anything, including sex. It would take at least four people working to allow anyone to get to her "vajinky" as the 14 year old toddler calls it. Doggie style is also out, clearly, because it would likewise take multiple people to make that happen. She certainly can't jack herself off with those TRex arms. But keep being disgusting with your sexual innuendo, Fatty. It's the closest you're going to be to sex for the rest of your fat fucking life.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham takes shit to Goodwill but does so in the most inconsiderate, and therefore the most Amberlynnish, way. Talks at herself while watching her own old videos, with her desk up to her neck and her fat moon head appearing to float in midair next to her laptop. Sill stupid, still FAT.
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May I introduce you to the Pannus Sling, available now to make all of your sexy time fantasies come true. Lay it under the gunt and lift.
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This reminded me of Ricky Naputi, he lived so close to the beach and yet he was stuck inside until the end. Just like AL, Ricky had an enabler he was too fat to have sexual relations with,
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her shading becky about driving anxiety has me feeling the hat emote. this snarky gunt cunt is shading her ex almost a year after break up. she must of been having panic attacks at least 10 times a day with how much you make becky drag you around to eat and shop for useless garbage every day. maybe if you took a second to realize maybe becky wasnt physically safe to drive with her meds? but you didnt care, you wanted to eat at cheesecake factory. also if you have such bad anxiety with driving wouldnt you be wearing a seatbelt? and one that fits you??? amber, you are simply retarded. imagine being so obsessed with trying to show how much better your new girlfriend is. and the hand holding reminds me of those people who send pictures to their ex of them having sex or kissing a new partner. shouldnt you be focused on your new partner that you love SOOOOO much? why you thinkin about your ex when you have a whole ass new person in your life.
WasabiPasta
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I do like the the pictured person has a diaper on, as it works both for ALR's hygiene situation type deal and her (new?) infantilization fetish.
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Lol, it looks like Hide the Pain Harold
Also lol that they put a giant diaper on the fat suit!
Babygorlwhisperer
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its bizarr to think of that device used in a sexual way. but that's where we are... so.
i think she still got some years before this device is needed. sure she is a giant, but she still is partial mobil. so for any sexual practices the back side would be preferable for easy access. IF anyone would dare. and i doubt that.
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It’s expensive as fuck here on the west coast. I just checked rentals similar to the place she lives at in Petaluma and it’s 3000 or more. The biggest draw of living in California is the weather and outdoors shit plus a list of other shit things that involves GOING OUT. Paying more than double to just grocery shop and watch 90 day fiancé everyday is so stupid lol.
8008135
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Unfortunately, the Hoof & Ankle Thread is locked and doomed to the depths of Spergatory, but here's an update on the absolute fucking state of her layyyyygs. Yes, I stole it from Reddit, IDGAF.
That beige roll on her left foot daintily peeping out of her pants isn't a sock. It's flesh.
That beige roll on her left foot daintily peeping out of her pants isn't a sock. It's flesh.
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