My Cat Is Racist
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'Cause she needs that sweet, sweet "Expert Legos" cash to start rolling in again. That and because she's a failure at everything she does but mostly the first one.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Those are Destiny's sped legs resting against Hamber's fully leggings black Sequoia-girth tree trunks.
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If Amber isn't filming her weigh ins it means she isn't weighing herself. If she isn't weighing herself that means she's gaining weight.
I'll never believe she lost any weight since the last time she filmed scale. That was what, 490s?
If Amber were on the McDonald's menu she'd be the Quarter Tonner.
I'll never believe she lost any weight since the last time she filmed scale. That was what, 490s?
If Amber were on the McDonald's menu she'd be the Quarter Tonner.
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Look again. Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees. Or in this case, the tree trunkles.
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I thought this was an old video at first, that yellow pillow gave me flashbacks to the gaycare kitchen wall during the 2018 Becky Era. Her face looks fatter too. Yep, setting up self-sabatoge for Ozempic. She has been riding this little pitiful dose for so long its just not working anymore. Up the dose so you don't overeat, fat pig.
Amberlynn lies about her estrogen prescription, yet again. A quick search shows that taking estrogen after a hysterectomy is usually recommended in preventing bone density loss and preventing menopause from early onset/lessening symptoms. The risks of reoccurring cancer are minimal, estrogen is meant to be taken until close to the average age of menopause is reached.. She can't sleep either and ozempic isn't workeen. The fat cow needs to take a vitamin D3 supplement and estrogen. I bet she's going to fall again or snap a leg, then we'll really be in a bedbound saga.
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It's a knockoff. During the Gaycare era she would buy various LV knockoffs in makes like the Neverfull and the Palm Springs Mini - I believe she got these from Ross/Marshalls/TJ Maxx/Whatever Burlington goes by today. She bought one for one of her friends at the time too.
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Please let it be while she's showing us her great choreography/dancing skills while making and posting a TikTok video. You do know she's a renowned choreographer, right? They even have her train other fatties on "So You Think You Can Dance."
Silly you, our gorl has more talent in her kielbasa little finger than any us. I read she's making a guest appearance on "LegoMasters" later this season. Although most competitors are teams of two, they waived that requirement for her because she is two people, possibly three!
And let's not forget her Supreme culinary skills. Chef Ramsey wants to learn her secret slop recipe and has repeatedly asked her to come on "Hell's Kitchen."
I mean, is there lideruhhhly anything our Dainty Princess can't do? (No fair saying lose weight, have a baby, or drive a car, you haydurs!)
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I glanced through Amber's videos and noticed that since Becky left her views have dropped by about half.
Did anyone predict that happening when they broke up?
I think it's hilarious.
Did anyone predict that happening when they broke up?
I think it's hilarious.
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Her views have been dropping since her entourage fled, escaped, smartened up or whatever else happened to them. She has no personality of her own as evidenced by her assumption of accents & other 'regionalisms' picked up from whoever she's hanging with at the time.
The only thing that made her remotely interesting was observing her interactions with those around her - especially in the heady days of the gay care.
MGF: W is a cipher & frankly, I have no interest in her.
Amber doesn't have enough character traits of her to even add up to one proper brat. She borrows freely from far more successful YTers, not realizing it's not their accents, clothing or makeup that make them popular for the most part but the fact they DO things & the best of them can put an interesting and/or funny spin n even the most mundane daily activities.
All Amber seems to have a grip on is how to sprawl fatly & whine and whine & whine.
She has a unique "anti-talent" of refusing to talk about anything that might be remotely interesting going on in her life. Her ankle sprain would be a mundane yawner for most of us but it's probably the most excitement she's had going on in a long time.
You know her life is beyond tedious when she has to tease a numbered bag Lego build of all things or a Torrid haul. I'm willing to bet the most staid, media shy boomer could do a short on a toilet paper haul & make it far more interesting & funny than Amber could if handed anything worthy of comedy gold.
Her 15 minutes of fame is well & truly over; she simply doesn't have the imagination needed or the work ethic needed to try & turn her channel around. Nor the backbone, frankly.
The only thing that made her remotely interesting was observing her interactions with those around her - especially in the heady days of the gay care.
MGF: W is a cipher & frankly, I have no interest in her.
Amber doesn't have enough character traits of her to even add up to one proper brat. She borrows freely from far more successful YTers, not realizing it's not their accents, clothing or makeup that make them popular for the most part but the fact they DO things & the best of them can put an interesting and/or funny spin n even the most mundane daily activities.
All Amber seems to have a grip on is how to sprawl fatly & whine and whine & whine.
She has a unique "anti-talent" of refusing to talk about anything that might be remotely interesting going on in her life. Her ankle sprain would be a mundane yawner for most of us but it's probably the most excitement she's had going on in a long time.
You know her life is beyond tedious when she has to tease a numbered bag Lego build of all things or a Torrid haul. I'm willing to bet the most staid, media shy boomer could do a short on a toilet paper haul & make it far more interesting & funny than Amber could if handed anything worthy of comedy gold.
Her 15 minutes of fame is well & truly over; she simply doesn't have the imagination needed or the work ethic needed to try & turn her channel around. Nor the backbone, frankly.
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She got half the views in the split
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As Becky was after FatAl was dumped by Density, as Density was when she was dumped by Krystal, as Krystal was after being tossed out by Casey. Seeing a pattern here?
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Well, it looks like her brother Tony and her father George might be homeless and really struggling right now back in Cali. Meanwhile, Amber gets three square binges a day and $15 Diet Cokes delivered right to her "luxury" apartment's door. Could that be what's getting our gorl down?
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I coulda filmed myself shitting my drawers today because I was locked into back-to-back Teams meetings (not kidding) and thought it was a fart, but fuck no... it was a shart.
Shit happens. But still more entertaining than anything this bitch produces.
Does Torrid sell like regular peeps tightey whitey underwear? Asking fer a Fren.
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Theres no fucking way this is really happening. If amber says shes struggling with something and cries about it but wont tell us while shes stress eating and her family she claims to love so much is struggling financially this is just going to cause more backlash. If shes choosing to not immediately house or financially support in some way the same family she claims to love so much even the ambabies are going to turn on her. This cant be happening right now. She just gave us a "poor me heres my torid cart for a future haul" video. This was not on my bingo card.
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This is very confusing for me. For the amount she is paying, you’d think she would want to maximize her results and keep taking the highest effective dose to ensure success.
I’d have to imagine the reason she isn’t increasing her dosage is twofold: 1) the drug works by making you physically kind of uncomfortable (bloated, queasy, etc); and 2) it’s already too effective as an appetite suppressant and enjoying food is literally the only happiness she has in her life so she doesn’t want it completely taken away.
But man. Then just save yourself the $1k every month and go do weight loss surgery or something.
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And I wonder if the boxes for the homeless ever ended up at the shelter. Since homelessness has touched Amber's life so much - her mom and dad and brothers have all been there, but Amber never really acknowledges that she was homeless too. Girlfriend surfing doesn't make it any less real.
Question: does Amber worry about becoming homeless again? Housing instability is an experience not easily forgotten or gotten over. Most people who spend just a night with nowhere to go will have a level of anxiety about that no matter how luxurious their 2 bedroom apartment is. And just like Amber aged out of foster care, she has now aged out of well meaning strangers giving much of a shit that she was in foster care, or being okay with her sliding in their disabled daughter's bed.
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Well apparently her bruv is dumb as shit too. Major spelling mistakes here. Meth doesn’t start with a D !
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She told people to stop watching if they didn't like it and they listened..
But Amber tells us how giving she is. It's her love language and she is an empath and feels others pain as her own. Methmom is the "best person" she knows. What about methdad? She has clickbated and used her family for views before. Surely she wouldn't let them suffer, not empathlynn.
Can you imagine if this is true? I mean, I believe it, they are junkies, but imagine being homeless and seeing that your pig of a daughter/sister spends $30 on a drink from a restaurant that is literally across the street from her apartment, but she is too lazy to waddle the 0.2 miles to fetch it herself, or using your homelessness and hunger to give herself a free-pass to binge, or using her spare bedroom/office as a makeup room and to put her hundreds of dollar Lego kit together. Yep our empath gorl.
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In the interest of honest hate, if your relatives choose to be meth enthusiast urban campers, that is thier problem and not yours. I support Amber in spending her earnings on high fructose corn syrup and modified food starch for herself.