My Cat Is Racist
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 21, 2017
140 IQ and doesn't even understand how a pizza stone works.......
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
- Thread starter PiggyPie
- Start date
-
🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Mekahineyho
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2022
Amberlynn blowing 10k on pop culture garbage, DVDs and bath and body works with Becky.
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2022
That's probably the only one, the other ones were probably broken by her fat ass.
- Joined
- May 7, 2020
AL buys a new scale because her legs are too fucking massive to give an accurate reading, and so she picks one with a max weight limit just a few pounds off from her current *incorrect* weight.
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2020
Maybe I haven't been desensitized yet but her weight scares me. I looked into videos from 4 years ago when she was with Becky but is it just me or is Amberlynn overall happier with Feline? Or is that just her in-love-new-relationship-phase?
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2022
She was a baddie in high school getting felt up and stoned all the time you haydur!
Oh wait my bad that was another state.
But it was still illegul!!
Jfc either the filters have completely shit out or shes high again because her eyes look barely open.
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2020
How long has it been since big stinky filmed a vlog from a location other than her damp couch?
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2019
Amber's turn.
Also
Interesting, above video is blocked in New Zealand.
Also
Interesting, above video is blocked in New Zealand.
Last edited:
the weeknd warrior
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2022
The pupils don't lie. That's the drugged up NPC deathfat stare into the abyss and prerecorded. She's given up and I'm here for it. I wonder how long before bed bound and 600 pounds. She's got to be like 550 by now.
Jade is about to get another pair of Jordans doing scammy PR work. Krystal-Lynn is back and happier than ever, she's so selfless she eats enough to feed a family of five with all of that empathy.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
TL;DR: Shutup, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Stop noticing every one of my lahs, GAWD!
the weeknd warrior
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2022
Two folds here, Becky dumped her which in narc world is a blood feud of the highest order, liderul betrayal. Woman scorned? Try a 600 lb womantoddler scorned, it's a life and death matter so every second on air she has to be pretending to live her best life. Second, narc lovebombing, this is just par for the course for someone who cannot care about others. They abuse all of their neurotransmitters at the beginning, those butterflies are the only thing she understands, the other person doesn't matter. Watch the really annoying way she acts when she realizes Destiny checked out of the relationship to get a taste of how her "happy" works.
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2022
Interesting theory, Amber. Then how come when someone tells a joke, some people laugh, while other's don't? It's almost as if the response depends on the receiver rather than the sender. (She obviously knows this, as she takes no responsibility for the anger and disappointment her YouTube audience constantly expresses to her due to the content of her videos).
People don't MAKE you feel a certain way; you ALLOW yourself to feel a certain way. Other people don't control your emotions; your brain does. So for example: If you wander off of your channel and off of YouTube to be nosy about what people on, oh I don't know, Kiwifarms for example, are saying about you? IF YOU GET BUTTHURT, THAT'S YOUR FAULT. Stay in your own lane, and mind your own fucking business, Amber. No one here is bringing it to you. (Mentioning this specifically because I've recognized that a lot of the topics she's deciding to bring up only seem to be here and not from anyone on YouTube)
------------
Plot summary with commentary. According to placards placed throughout the video, this is shit spliced together over the course of several days. I've put some stuff out of order to make this summary a little more efficient.
PIZZA STONE. Big Brain Amber decides to put the raw pizza on the COLD stone, then put both into the oven. Amber doesn't like pizza... but she does. Her palate has matured within the last year.
Amber needed a new scale because her dangleen ankle hurt too much when she tried to crush those redwood stumps together to fit on the car parts scale.
New wide scale with 550lb maximum. The OTHER new scale from this past summer was reading her as 20lbs too light (despite her showing us that it was only reading her 5lbs too light when she used it in the summer). New scale reads 2lbs heavier than old scale, but that's totes okay (until she inevitably decides it isn't and needs to 'dehumanize' herself for views by measuring her weight with the car parts scale again).
Amazon haul - stupid crap. Board games, The Bullet Journal Method book (that she'll never read because she knows what works for her). A new batch of fugly earrings. Even fuglier bracelets and necklaces. Horrifying shit a 4 year old would pick out. Just warning you: her shopping bullshit goes to about 12:25
Claims her 'shopping addiction' magically disappeared. Her shopping addiction was so bad, like, BEFORE Jade (FUCK YOU BECKY!!). She's MATURED since then. She used to take out $10 grand at a time from the bank and would 'shop 'till she dropped' with her partner and it was disgusting (FUCK YOU BECKY!)
Ignore the shitshow that was vlogmas 2022. That was budgeted! You gotta spend money to make money! "When I spend it, I make that money back. It's hard to explain". I think I can explain: the shock value of the shit you buy causes more views, which results in more ad revenue. Then you write off the purchases shown in the haul to lower your taxes. Then you illegally dump donate the material to GoodWill for more video content to get more ad revenue (and before that, you'd give it to your girlfriend's friends/family to buy their loyalty while creating video content).
It's amazing how her 'addictions' just magically cure themselves without any work on her part: shopping, delta8, etc. And yet the entirety of her life is still in the exact same downwards spiral. I guess she thinks we've already forgotten about all of those bullshit minibrands, scratch art pads, lottery tickets, and crystals. Or the 'game' she and Jade played in 2022 where they just bought everything they wanted from Amazon (during that affiliate link bullshit).
She opened up a lot in her last weight loss video and feels so heavy about the thoughts of her brother (who was released from jail before she uploaded her video) Her brother and mother's story is their story, but THEY TOLD HER it's also her story. Whatever Amber. Stop trying to hide behind your mother and brother. No one watching your story cares about THEIR missteps; they care about YOUR shitty behaviour.
TODAY is the weight loss appointment - no idea when 'today' is, other than it's 'a couple days later' than 'a couple days later' than when this video started. So basically A + B + C = X, where X is 'today'. Thanks, Timelord-Lynn. Not sure when or how she wants tomonetize it talk about it. She's doing her makeup - she wants to skip eyeshadow or crazy make up because she knows she's going to force the waterworks.
Covid protocols removed the psych evaluation part of the initial visit and moved it to telehealth to be scheduled. So she'll be rejected after the second appointment instead of the first. Amber didn't sleep well the night before. Her question for the doctor is "What do I need to do?". And the answer will be the same things the other 3 doctors told you to do when you asked them that question.
Amber's going to edit on her phone in the waiting room. Holy fuck, she's almost as annoying doubling down on this bullshit than she was when she was smearing hair conditioner all over her face.
Amber needed a new scale because her dangleen ankle hurt too much when she tried to crush those redwood stumps together to fit on the car parts scale.
New wide scale with 550lb maximum. The OTHER new scale from this past summer was reading her as 20lbs too light (despite her showing us that it was only reading her 5lbs too light when she used it in the summer). New scale reads 2lbs heavier than old scale, but that's totes okay (until she inevitably decides it isn't and needs to 'dehumanize' herself for views by measuring her weight with the car parts scale again).
Amazon haul - stupid crap. Board games, The Bullet Journal Method book (that she'll never read because she knows what works for her). A new batch of fugly earrings. Even fuglier bracelets and necklaces. Horrifying shit a 4 year old would pick out. Just warning you: her shopping bullshit goes to about 12:25
Claims her 'shopping addiction' magically disappeared. Her shopping addiction was so bad, like, BEFORE Jade (FUCK YOU BECKY!!). She's MATURED since then. She used to take out $10 grand at a time from the bank and would 'shop 'till she dropped' with her partner and it was disgusting (FUCK YOU BECKY!)
Ignore the shitshow that was vlogmas 2022. That was budgeted! You gotta spend money to make money! "When I spend it, I make that money back. It's hard to explain". I think I can explain: the shock value of the shit you buy causes more views, which results in more ad revenue. Then you write off the purchases shown in the haul to lower your taxes. Then you
It's amazing how her 'addictions' just magically cure themselves without any work on her part: shopping, delta8, etc. And yet the entirety of her life is still in the exact same downwards spiral. I guess she thinks we've already forgotten about all of those bullshit minibrands, scratch art pads, lottery tickets, and crystals. Or the 'game' she and Jade played in 2022 where they just bought everything they wanted from Amazon (during that affiliate link bullshit).
She opened up a lot in her last weight loss video and feels so heavy about the thoughts of her brother (who was released from jail before she uploaded her video) Her brother and mother's story is their story, but THEY TOLD HER it's also her story. Whatever Amber. Stop trying to hide behind your mother and brother. No one watching your story cares about THEIR missteps; they care about YOUR shitty behaviour.
TODAY is the weight loss appointment - no idea when 'today' is, other than it's 'a couple days later' than 'a couple days later' than when this video started. So basically A + B + C = X, where X is 'today'. Thanks, Timelord-Lynn. Not sure when or how she wants to
Covid protocols removed the psych evaluation part of the initial visit and moved it to telehealth to be scheduled. So she'll be rejected after the second appointment instead of the first. Amber didn't sleep well the night before. Her question for the doctor is "What do I need to do?". And the answer will be the same things the other 3 doctors told you to do when you asked them that question.
Amber's going to edit on her phone in the waiting room. Holy fuck, she's almost as annoying doubling down on this bullshit than she was when she was smearing hair conditioner all over her face.
TL;DR: Amber babbles for almost 20 minutes. Buys shit from Amazon. Shopping addiction magically went away since being with Jade (fuck you Becky). "Today" is the WLS appointment.
And for as much as we complain that she's always eyefucking herself in the viewfinder - I paused on this and found the eye contact quite unsettling:
Okay, let's replace that with something a little less unsettling. Here's another random pause point.
[Edited because no matter how much I proof-read, I always miss important things]
Last edited:
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2019
@Boolean Bitch
Cannot quote you.
I ABSOLUTELY agree. People have been gentle with Amber, yet she lumps the same people with "Haydurs".
She thinks the old Haydur Nation still exists because it still does in her head while it has been ashes for a LONG time.
Cannot quote you.
I ABSOLUTELY agree. People have been gentle with Amber, yet she lumps the same people with "Haydurs".
She thinks the old Haydur Nation still exists because it still does in her head while it has been ashes for a LONG time.
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2022
Amber casually tries to address the lies she has always denied for years:
-Finally admitting that she likes pizza even though she's never turned down a slice on camera.
-Confessing that her weighing scale was incorrect despite denying this heavily in the past.
-Confessing to her shopping addiction which she's denied in the past claiming now that she is a changed and older woman but then proceeds to show a haul of the most useless garbage imaginable.
How much lead do you reckon is in the cheap whore jewelry she bought?
-Finally admitting that she likes pizza even though she's never turned down a slice on camera.
-Confessing that her weighing scale was incorrect despite denying this heavily in the past.
-Confessing to her shopping addiction which she's denied in the past claiming now that she is a changed and older woman but then proceeds to show a haul of the most useless garbage imaginable.
How much lead do you reckon is in the cheap whore jewelry she bought?
- Joined
- May 3, 2021
Picture this: YOUR mostest preciousest babeh is on the precipice of beginning a LIFE CHANGING SAVING weight loss process. What to do to support them in this truly Herculean effort?? Herbed lean proteins, with scrumptious salad? Low calorie delicious carved fruit?
Nay, seduce them with a calorie-laden food they have sworn many times NOT to like. A porny version, with thick crust, super cheesed, extra pork sausage. Have options for a second round ready!
How dare you suggest Jade is a common feeder!
Nay, seduce them with a calorie-laden food they have sworn many times NOT to like. A porny version, with thick crust, super cheesed, extra pork sausage. Have options for a second round ready!
How dare you suggest Jade is a common feeder!
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2018
It would be crazy if Jade's gs didn't end up coming through. Keep buying scratchers and take out Amber, that settlement is coming any day.
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2014
Maybe Jade is claiming Hammy as a dependent this tax season for dem gibz
Last edited:
Smiling with air
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 7, 2019
She said she would go to benk and take out 10k. Didn’t she say couldn’t take over even 3k to buy some crappy purse? Hmmm one of them has to be a lie.
the weeknd warrior
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2022
And for as much as we complain that she's always eyefucking herself in the viewfinder - I paused on this and found the eye contact quite unsettling:
If anyone is keeping track, that's her dosing all of her pharmas look. I've seen it a few times now and usually we're speculating if Jade is MIA, so right on cue? I don't understand the purpose of it though since she goes right back to not taking them, last cycle of this she spazzed and said her channel wasn't a weight loss channel.
Anyone remember which scripts she got when she was with Becky? Appears to be at the very least modulating some serotonin.
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2022
She CLAIMS to take lamyctil on and off. But there’s a huge problem with that. You do NOT go on and off of lamyctil. I took that shit for seizures and the very first thing my doctor said is that if I couldn’t comply with taking it every day, he’d prescribe something else. It is extremely dangerous to just stop taking it without weaning yourself off of it. Lamyctil is one of those fuck around and find out meds.