Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

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Give it a month or two, there will be a new wiper in the picture who is the love of her life, The One, she can't ever imagine being with anyone else etc. She's regretful because she fears being alone, which if she hadn't sabotaged every single friendship she ever had, might not be the case.

 

[FatalTater]

At this point Weight Watchers should sue to keep her from mentioning them. She's a terrible example of the effectiveness of their programs.

Notice the twinkle in her eye in the last 5 seconds of the video? She's playing everyone and getting that coin. Watch the video, click on the bell, leave comments, don't forget to like and subscribe! Dance puppets, dance.

 

[Lidl Drip]

At this point it really is amazing how she still talks about new diets and weightloss goals after all these years. Failing at losing weight is the most consistent thing she has ever done. How does she not get tired of this shit and just give up? It's clear at this point she will never succeed. Might as well enjoy the last couple of years she has left.

Her groundhog day life is giving me second-hand depression just watching.

 

[the sauce]

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Interesting quote from our gorl:

“I realized a few days ago that this isn’t mutual anymore. Not at all. I would give anything to be with Feline again… On my end, I made a mistake breaking up with her and I’m not sure she feels the same.”

Never thought she would be the one to admit that it wasn’t mutual. It makes me think that Amber thought she could manipulate Jade to getting back w her and is panicking now that she knows it’s not going to happen.

I also think her showing off all the crap she’s eating could be an attempt at manipulation, especially if Jade left because Amber wouldn’t get WLS. Like “BAYYBUHH look at me. Without you taking care of me I’m going to eat myself to death, so it’s your fault”

 

[goat sneed]

Give it a month or two, there will be a new wiper in the picture who is the love of her life, The One, she can't ever imagine being with anyone else etc. She's regretful because she fears being alone, which if she hadn't sabotaged every single friendship she ever had, might not be the case.

I haven’t seen the new vlog yet, but judging from the mood of the whole thing, there’s been a big change. Either Fahleen booked a u-haul, packed her shit or straight up left. A change in the partern happened that made Big Al realize this was permanent.
Ever since she got dumped they had a mutual break-up, she has been in a limbo, a kind of daze. Nothing major changed so she didn’t feel the weight and could delude herself this was mutual. If they didn’t sleep in the same bed then, it was probably cause they never did (alternatively she lied about not wanting to sleep in the same bed). Wipey has been doing the very best to assuage her tantrums and say all the right things; let her down easy. ALR probably only thought of the break-up in theory, since nothing differed in their routines. She thought it being ‘mutual‘ meant she could flip a switch and bang! they are girlfriends again.
Basically, she didn’t feel this was the end until it was spelled out for her. Amber has a very teenage idea of love and relationships which is why she’s so terrible at this. Barring narcissism and morbid obesity, it’s so codependent and childish. If Jade stayed there so long for any reason other than money, she’s got problems.

 

[marjoram]

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Manipulatin' Lynn everybody! Round of applause for our fat gorl.
I especially liked her getting out the fake credit card jumpcut. Very nice.

Panicking about not having another wiper lined up, huh? Pickins on the bottom of the barrel getting pretty slim? So sad. Maybe shove yer chest fat into our faces 90 more times, that'll work.

Pathetic

 

[catbyte]

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Every time Amberlynn starts "sobbing" or pretending to I burst out laughing. I couldn't care less if this is real or not because she's so full of shit who cares, but still, this whole "mutual breakup" arc has been a real laugh riot.

 

[TardiX]

She wasn't getting enough sympathy/people didn't care about a "mutual breakup where we totally still love each other" no matter how much cryeen and drinking was involved.

So now she needs the victim points by still being in love with someone who she "doesn't think feels the same way" and yet STILL her narc brain won't let go of the narrative that she initiated the breakup.

She's so torn lmao. She needs to be sad and hurting but save face from being dumped

 

[Clown Baby]

So now she needs the victim points by still being in love with someone who she "doesn't think feels the same way" and yet STILL her narc brain won't let go of the narrative that she initiated the breakup.

It's a very common thing for someone with BPD or NPD to threaten a breakup while mad about something. Consider this: Amber threatened a break up to scare FuhLeen into submission, and FuhLeen, sick of Amber's shit, took the opportunity to go "you know what, maybe you're right, let's break up" and went head first into it.

There's obviously no evidence that this is how it went down at all, but I've known enough cluster-bs who think "Fine well maybe we should just BREAK UP" is the best tactic to get their way.

It's equally possible that FuhLeen initiated the break up and Hambone was like "Actually, I was just about to break up with you, that's so crazy." Either way, it was never mutual, and Amber never wanted to break up for real, she just wanted control over the situation however she could get it.

 

[FarmVille]

Love that she was pretending to sob for a quick minute but then the joy of filling out a *form on a website* was all it took for her to regain composure. I still believe they broke up months ago, Jade has been gone since at least July 4th, and Amber was never into her for anything other than a nurse and an excuse to use a blackcent

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Love that she was pretending to sob for a quick minute but then the joy of filling out a *form on a website* was all it took for her to regain composure. I still believe they broke up months ago, Jade has been gone since at least July 4th, and Amber was never into her for anything other than a nurse and an excuse to use a blackcent

I always assume anything that makes the OG pathological obeast U-haul lesbian looks bad is always used for effect and timed for sympathy. These malignants know exactly how to manipulate hairless apes through trial tantrums and gauging flak, the coward's been doing it for 32 years. I too estimate that it was at least a month ago and I posited that Jade went along with the timeline as to not have to deal with the narc rage. The latest video is just the narc finally realizing that there's an actual deadline but fear not, she'll be back in a couple of days with a latino becky.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Go cry to someone else.

It seems Jade knows when she is going now and has basically peaced out. I don't believe for a second Jade's stance of being friends after. That's just appeasement everyone knows that when yuu have to live with an ex for a month. You are like a Taylor Swift album and are like "let's just be friends." But mother fucker when that apartment is in the distance y'all are like "fuck you" Amber is panicking now because she has no caretaker and for once is actually alone. We know she does not talk to her family and Becky is never coming back and neither are any exes. I think we might see Amber go with a male this time though because the lesbian pool is pretty limited and she had to scrape for them.

 

[Shiversblood]

It’s easier for a woman to find a male partner. Just like how it’s easier for a homosexual male to find a boyfriend than it is for a straight man to find a girlfriend: bone chilling realization: the reason why it’s easier for homosexual men to find a boyfriend is because, homosexuality is a sin: and also girls are picky. Quickly grabs a Bible:

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I agree with everyone who says Jade bounced a while ago, and Amber is just posting out of sequence clips. But it’s all good, because as Suspicious Activity says:

All of these things designed to troll the audience. Or more accurately designed to create minor outrage, talking points and corrections in the comments. Engagement, engagement, engagement.

Amber exists in an eternal present where the only thing that counts is what she’s saying now. Truth has no meaning for her. Everything is to get more people watching her.

She’s like the Disney of internet trolls: just as there will always be a new crop of five-year-olds to watch the Little Mermaid, there will always be newbies to get sucked into her Groundhog Day of U-Haul Lesbian Morbid Obesity.

And just as some longtime subscribers realize she’s the Gorl Who Cried Weightloss and become haydurs, another bunch of people discovers this cute, quirky girl who’s on a weightloss journeee!

So on we go, and pass the popcorn, please.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

OH THANK GOD SHE'S BACK!! I was so worried that something had happened to her. Quick, everyone, rush over to her channel to watch her video and comment on how worried you are about her! /sarcasm

The record (that I'm aware of) for Amber ghosting her audience is 15 DAYS (spring 2019). I really hope that next time she tries to beat that record. I was enjoying my little vacation after those two 'sick days' and- Oh, shit! I still need to give the recaps for the last two videos!

I'm not ok....moving furniture and another weigh in | vlog
Despite Amber's half-empty walk-in closet, ample space in the living room, and no boxes packed yet, Amber decides that Jade's single little corner of the office has to be upended in order to make room for a future stack of boxes. Amber humiliates herself for clicks by trying to move a record player and its cabinet, 'accidentally' breaking Jade's lego model in the process. She makes up a weigh in where she pretends to lose 2 lbs, and answers questions she pretends were from her audience.

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Pure trolling/rage-baiting. All of Amber's bullshit tricks are back: telling her audience she doesn't want to hear what they think, calling double cheeseburgers singles, intentionally miscounting 10 wantons as 9, and trying to trigger her audience again by wedging her massive shelf into the Colleen Ballinger drama. She also films a few minutes of her throwing her massive handbag collection around, because she's too lazy to pack them by carrying the cardboard box 5 steps into the bathroom, and then another 5 steps back to the office. While doing this, Amber creates yet another bullshit 'what I eat in a day' videos, where she acts like a glutton by ordering multiple takeout orders (while keeping the calorie count at about 2500). Her doing this level of restriction in the past with junk food has ALWAYS ended up triggering a multi-day bingefest afterwards, so we'll see what the next video brings.

Okay, we're caught up. On to the new one. Plot Summary with commentary. Let's go!

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On the couch. "Hello hello hello." Back to using the cellphone to vlog because she's a lazy POS.

MIA for a little bit. Blah blah, just existing, blah blah, autopilot, blah blah. Doctor's appointment today. Oooh, are we going to see her very first doctor's appointment as (Gorlworld Ireland calls her,) a Strong, Independent Waman? Who am I kidding? Jade's going to drive her.

Amber's had many people contact her because they were worried... because they are retards who don't realize this is the digital version of her scooty-puffin' away from Destiny and hiding in Walmart to make her worry and chase after her.

JUMPCUT!! Still on the couch, but filming with the camera. She looked back at the phone footage and was like "Yikes on Bikes"... and yet she wasn't concerned enough to re-shoot that 60 second clip. More lighting talk.

LAYGO MOLMENT UPDATE!! Amber shows off her LEGO like a complete tard.

JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in Jade's car. Strong, independent waman indeed! Amber gives a bullshit story that the doctor's office cancelled Ambo's appointment while she was in the car driving there. BULLSHIT. I suspect there was no appointment, and this was a ruse to get Jade to spend time with her. Conveniently, Amber has errands that she wants to run today. Duper's delight smiles through this entire segment.

FREEZE FRAME!!

We see you, ya slimy bitch.

JUMPCUT!! Back at home on the couch, and she ordered Shake Shack. 'Taste test' on camera for clicks.

JUMPCUT!! Still in the same spot. Amber informs us that she's a mess. Amber realizes that this breakup 'is no longer mutual' TRANSLATION: All of her hoovering attempts to get Jade back (good or bad) have failed, and she's starting to realize that she's screwed. Amber would take her back, even if every single day for the rest of her life was like the worst day of their relationship. Of course, because Amber is a codependant narc and people are just NPCs to serve her.

LOL!! "I made a mistake, BREAKING UP WITH HER!!... And I don't think she feels the same." TRANSLATION: Jade bailed before Amber could even pack Jade's shitty Amazon Basics watches, exercise hula hoop, fish/taco socks, and sneaker book for her.

According to Amber, it WAS mutual in the beginning, but isn't anymore... so basically Amber wants Jade to change her mind, Jade is firm on her decision, and now Amber's throwing a narc tantrum. Her eyes are actually wet right now. Behold the AWESOME POWER of the NARC RAGE. Rage for me, Ambo.

Meanwhile, I'm envisioning Jade to be looking like a black version of Buddy Christ right now:

Blah blah, lost, blah blah, she means the world, something something, crying, food, delta, gummies, something something physical pain, lidurally HURTING [repeat]. "I don't know how to vlog right now". YOU NEVER DID!

OH MY GOD! If only us plebs could understand! If only losing a loved one through death or the unexpected ending of a relationship was something that happened to people OTHER THAN AMBER!! Could you imagine if heartbreak was something that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD suffered from at some point?!

WE GOT TEARS!!! Teh sadz couldn't bring them out, but they be flowin' with the narc rage! Do not underestimate the power of the dark side...

"I keep gaining weight. Screw the 56 lbs. Screw the popcicle sticks". 600 EL BEEZ, here we come! "I have to do something!". If only there were professionals that could have helped her with therapy, a nutritional plan, and a long-term solution...

"I'm currently doing nothing" - which, conincidentally is the SAME THING you did when you felt secure in your cringey "2gether 4eva" Twilight-esque relationship with Jade. Really, this is just another day that ends in a 'Y'.

Amber's going back on Weight Watchers, so she can once again return to eating her entire weekly point allotment every single day. YAY!! 60% off! 6 month situation type deal, and sets a 199lb goal weight. No Duper's Delight here - she is blatantly laughing at her audience now. Amber says that she doesn't know what to do. Hey Ambabies, how fucking stupid do you feel for supporting Amber through her WLS storyline?

I don't need to watch Amber signing up [SKIP]

Amber pretends that she has to end the vlog because Jade wants to go to sleep on the couch. Babbles incoherently about filming goals, and point counts, but I'm ignoring all of it because it's unlikely she'll actually follow through on anything she's saying. This is just her usual vlog-filling verbal diarrhea.

TL;DR: CUNTENT. Amber cries NARC RAGES (with tears) about the breakup no longer being mutual because Amber wants Jade back, but Jade is done. Amber still pretends that SHE broke it off with Jade. Amber's doctor's appointment COINCIDENTALLY gets cancelled while she's in the car with Jade, so she has Jade take her to run errands instead. Amber (pretends to?) sign up for 6 months of Weight Watchers again with a goal weight of 199lbs.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

You go gorl.

*cuz everybody hurts
take comfort in your friends
everybody hurts*

Ah shit no friends

 

[FarmVille]

Amber's doctor's appointment COINCIDENTALLY gets cancelled while she's in the car with Jade, so she has Jade take her to run errands instead.

this clearly happened months ago when they were still together. You know Jade is loooong gone because amber was constantly looking off camera or making comments towards the disembodied voice off screen when she was there.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

At this point Weight Watchers should sue to keep her from mentioning them. She's a terrible example of the effectiveness of their programs.

In Amber's mind, trying is as important as succeeding. She mentioned it many times before. For her, she did not fail if she keeps trying. This is why, she keeps rehashing old plans like WW, Jenny Craig, etc. I fully expect that she will order a ton load of food from WW, and be so happy showing it to us. They all will end up at Goodwill.

Never thought she would be the one to admit that it wasn’t mutual. It makes me think that Amber thought she could manipulate Jade to getting back w her and is panicking now that she knows it’s not going to happen.

Of course it was not mutual. This was not a love relationship; it never was. Jade was sleeping in the master bedroom, while Amber was sleeping in the second bedroom. They were basically roommates. Amber would say that she broke up with Jade; she will never admit that she was dumped.

I never hear of an appointment being cancel 15 minutes before it took place without offering an alternate date. Most appointments are cancelled the day of if someone is sick and patients are notified in the morning. If it is a large clinic, another doctor would see her. This appointment was fake.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's a very common thing for someone with BPD or NPD to threaten a breakup while mad about something. Consider this: Amber threatened a break up to scare FuhLeen into submission, and FuhLeen, sick of Amber's shit, took the opportunity to go "you know what, maybe you're right, let's break up" and went head first into it.

There's obviously no evidence that this is how it went down at all, but I've known enough cluster-bs who think "Fine well maybe we should just BREAK UP" is the best tactic to get their way.

It's equally possible that FuhLeen initiated the break up and Hambone was like "Actually, I was just about to break up with you, that's so crazy." Either way, it was never mutual, and Amber never wanted to break up for real, she just wanted control over the situation however she could get it.

This is what literally happened with Dusty, Amber threatened to break up and Dusty cashed the check. Then AL is like: Shoccked Pikachu face, BUT it gives her endlesspity party points from her enablers (see Ambabies)

 

[goat sneed]

Chunky is all over the place