Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

YOU SEE JADE THIS IS ALL UR FAULT! IF YOU WERE DOING EVERYTHING FOR ME THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPEEENED.

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU ORCA

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot summary with commentary, real fast. Let's go!

Spoiler: I fell and hurt myself, done with weight watchers, & best ice cream ever | vlog

Today is July 24th. She'll be making 'flopcicle' videos until the 3rd, because Amber's a lazy cunt and her videos suck.

Amber doesn't like how her makeup looks, but won't wash it off and start over because she's a lazy cunt.

WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE: who cares? [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Playing an iMessage game with one of her online friends that she TOTALLY knows in real life.

JUMPCUT!! Shows her empty journal collection (maybe 20). Amber has no idea why people think she has hundreds of them, since she's apparently forgotten that she uploaded a video showing about 400 journals stacked up in her closet during the Becky era.

Amber plays a retarded, drawn out game to select another journal, instead of just selecting another journal.

Amber has ' officially divorced' WW because it always makes her want to order lots of takeout and eat lots of junk. She talks about doing WW in highschool and just ordering tons of takeout... despite that being the time when she was in foster care, or living with her drug addict parents when Amber said she wouldn't know when her next meal would be. Oh, and all of the points trigger her because she has 'food issues' and doesn't know how to block it. It's a good thing she had all of that therapeutic therapy at the outpatient facility and at the WLS clinic.

Amber talks about her latest takeout. Inserts Jade into the story, pretending that she's still there.

JUMPCUT!! Oooh! Rain for a pluviophile! Oh wait, the rain is starting to get heavy. OH NOES!!! STORMS!!!

Hey, notice her new sitting spot is no longer on the couch, but on that chaise part? Do you think that at least during some part of this breakup Jade was actually staying at the apartment and was like "No bitch... if this is my bed, your ass is staying off of it"?

JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen. Amber scoops ice cream into a bowl with a butter knife because she's quirky. She pours melk on it afterwards because she's a tard.

Amber cut her face with her spoon because that's how aggressively she eats.

AMBER FELL!!!! .... over a month ago. She claims that she slipped on a dryer sheet and fell onto her right knee. It brought back terrible flashbacks to her MULTILE, SEVERELY TORN LIGAMENTS (which required no surgery or PT - where I come from, we call that a twisted/sprained ankle). She drags out the story to make it sound more serious, but let's be real: 1) She falls every year, and 2) It wasn't serious enough for her to tell her audience/them to notice anything was wrong. [SKIP]

WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE!!! Amber shows Amazon pages for some of the fake laygos she's been assembling over the last few months.

Piink Sparkles shoutout [SKIP]

Popcicle Stick Question Time! If you didn't do YouTube, do you think you'd still be 500lbs? Answer: Probably, because she reached 420lbs at the age of 16. BUT what you have to reullize is that the stresses of YouTube have contributed to her weight gain... and not the 6 figure salary that allowed her insane level of gluttony for several years.

CLOSET CLEANOUT!! [SKIP]

Amber finally collected all of the purses she claims she wants to donate into a old Amazon box. For those who have lost track: Amber told her audience she was moving on July 4th, broke up with her girlfriend on July 4th, decided she needed to pack up all of her stuff on July 4th... and has packed a total of 2 boxes as of July 24th. Phew! Don't work too hard, gorl.

Melatonin gummy kicking in, so it's time to end the vlog. Byee!!

TL;DR: Amber slipped on a dryer sheet and fell on her knee over a month ago. Amber's not doing WW anymore because it makes her want to eat tons of takeout and junk food. Amber eats like such a savage that she tore her lip ON A SPOON! (Honestly, THAT needed to be in the title more than the ice cream or her fall). Other bullshit happened that I've already forgotten in the 30 seconds since I typed out this summary, but none of it mattered.

 

[Smunchy]

I fell and hurt myself, done with weight watchers, & best ice cream ever | vlog

Spoiler: July 25, 2023 Archive

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If only there was a proper utensil created to easily scoop ice cream out of a container.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If Amber fell “HARD” on her knee , even a month ago, she wouldn’t be walking on it even now. Yes, it’s fat, but that’s not going to save the joint from 530+ lbs crushing it hard into the ground and the joint space between the bones and the kneecap. Didn’t happen Amber or you would have yelled it from the rooftops, and absolutely wouldn’t have gone shopping anywhere with Jade in the past month. Show us the bruising Amber or you’re lying again.

Dropped a dryer sheet…what happened to that grabber you use to get mugs from the cupboard. That’s the aid lardarses use to pick up shit they drop on the floor but can’t bend down to pick up.

 

[KSavario]

She has nothing. I thought she had nothing before, but now it's dwindled down even more. I really hope she's stuck alone, I want to see how much further down she can go.

 

[RedMage]

YOU SEE JADE THIS IS ALL UR FAULT! IF YOU WERE DOING EVERYTHING FOR ME THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPEEENED.


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CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU ORCA

It looks like she hasn't cleaned that screen for a year.

That whole reason she gave up on WW sounds bogus despite her always being so confident about it as it is apparently the only thing she knows. I don't recall her ever bringing up how she associates WW with junk food and take out.

Also, I didn't understand why she brought up that story about her falling when it happened a month ago. When she started telling the story, it sounded like it happened today/yesterday.

She says it comes from her journal so that is something to look forward to if there are others lol

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

My big question is why oh why wasn't that dryer sheet in a container labeled 'dryer sheets'?!?

 

[RedMage]

My big question is why oh why wasn't that dryer sheet in a container labeled 'dryer sheets'?!?

My guess is when she took out clothes or whatever that was previously in the machine it fell out and she didn't notice. Or she did but didn't want to bend down to pick it up.

Considering she hates doing laundry and is incredibly lazy, the latter seems more plausible.

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

In her latest video Amber shows what's supposed to be her collection of empty journals. She tells us she doesn't have many. How many do you count? Notice how there's a second shelf that she's hiding. So if those are also journals she has over 20 empty journals and keeps buying more.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is just insufferably smug in this, wtf was that little hand wave in front of her face when she was talking about the storms?
At one point she talks about how she goes to bed and thinks that she'll do better tomorrow but then the next day ends up ordering fast food again and like, Look DumbAssLynn, YOU are the one ordering the food. Don't want it, quit buying it. Fuck's sake this woman is 32 years old! She knows this shit, she's just messing with everyone!

I almost want to send a case of mustard to her PO box and tell her it's all the rage to put it on ice cream and film yourself eating it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Humour me for a minute fellow farmers. If ALR fell HARD on her knee 4 weeks ago, then that puts it at around the time Jade told her “It’s over”. Amber announced this, a month later, with her excuse already prepared, fat knees. So we know she has already been called out about it…likely by Jade because she’s not mentioned it before. Jade, as a former college athlete, would know how knee injuries work, if not from her own experience, then from fellow athletes. Twist the knee, and it’s a ligament issue. Fall HARD on the knee, the pain comes from the internal joint space, and at 530lbs, the joint space will fill with fluid and be crippling, regardless of how much fat surrounds the knee. This could well be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Jade knew that Amber was lying, just like we do. Unlike when her prior fall sent her to ER, this one didn’t, nor did we hear about it. Interested in what others think!

If she did slip on a dryer sheet, which I don’t believe, then clearly she can’t see the floor due to her enormous girth (absolutely believable). Should have stayed with her “approved” WLS, which I do believe (not the approved part) played a part in Jade’s decision to call it quits.

ETA: All of us that have had knee injuries, and I’m sure there are many of us (without the need to PL) that have, know how medical professionals assess them, know this bitch is lying through her rotting teeth.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I find it hard to believe she fell and injured herself and didn't immediately film for the sympathy shelf pats. She always films that shit.

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU ORCA

I know she's lazy as fuck and has bowling ball arms, but what is it that keeps her from taking a cloth and wiping the disgusting shit off her computer? She really is just gross.

Amber's not doing WW anymore because it makes her want to eat tons of takeout and junk food.

Rate me autistic but I just don't get this shit. Like, obviously she quit she always does, but why can't she eat her gross mustard cottage cheese shit on WW? The points are a limit not a challenge.

In her latest video Amber shows what's supposed to be her collection of empty journals. She tells us she doesn't have many. How many do you count? Notice how there's a second shelf that she's hiding. So if those are also journals she has over 20 empty journals and keeps buying more.

Consumerlynn continuing to hoard the most mundane shit while she's supposed to be decluttering for the move.

I almost want to send a case of mustard to her PO box and tell her it's all the rage to put it on ice cream and film yourself eating it.

I'm shocked she hasn't pull that shit yet. She's just so quirky and all.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber falls all the fucking time. Why is this so hard to believe? We've actually seen her fall on camera skeetskeetskeet. To say she's lying that it hurt is absurd. Jesus you people sometimes.

AND YET, no one is looking askance at her using four fucking dryer sheets?

 

[I call shenanigans]

To say she's lying that it hurt is absurd. Jesus you people sometimes.

Clearly you’ve never fallen directly on your knee, or you’d understand. She’s fallen twice that she’s told us about. This one didn’t happen, or she wouldn’t have been walking around stores with Jade. Hell, she couldn’t have even made it from the front door to her car if it did. Plus she would have told us about it well before 4 weeks had passed. 4 weeks would put this fall at around June 28, by my Southern Hemisphere calendar, just days before the breakup, and we know she’s just estimating the timeline.

ETA: If she had fallen “HARD on my knee” it would have crippled her, and sent her to ER, and she would have vlogged herself in th ER. It didn’t happen.

I love you @Strawberry Douche and fuck I wished Amy Ramadanadingdong was still posting, but I don’t think you understand what a knee injury means.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Clearly you’ve never fallen directly on your knee, or you’d understand. She’s fallen twice that she’s told us about. This one didn’t happen, or she wouldn’t have been walking around stores with Jade. Hell, she couldn’t have even made it from the front door to her car if it did. Plus she would have told us about it well before 4 weeks had passed. 4 weeks would put this fall at around June 28, by my Southern Hemisphere calendar, just days before the breakup, and we know she’s just estimating the timeline.

ETA: If she had fallen “HARD on my knee” it would have crippled her, and sent her to ER, and she would have vlogged herself in th ER. It didn’t happen.

I love you @Strawberry Douche and fuck I wished Amy Ramadanadingdong was still posting, but I don’t think you understand what a knee injury means.

as strawberry said, amber falls ALL THE TIME. she also exaggerates all the time. she probably did fall, and it hurt, but not enough to be an actual injury because she exaggerates. strawberry's point stands, she probably got hurt and is using the pain she had to make it seem worse. you can't take what she says at face value, it probably wasn't "HARD" on her knee, but probably enough to still cause pain

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Humour me for a minute fellow farmers. If ALR fell HARD on her knee 4 weeks ago, then that puts it at around the time Jade told her “It’s over”. Amber announced this, a month later, with her excuse already prepared, fat knees. So we know she has already been called out about it…likely by Jade because she’s not mentioned it before. Jade, as a former college athlete, would know how knee injuries work, if not from her own experience, then from fellow athletes. Twist the knee, and it’s a ligament issue. Fall HARD on the knee, the pain comes from the internal joint space, and at 530lbs, the joint space will fill with fluid and be crippling, regardless of how much fat surrounds the knee. This could well be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Jade knew that Amber was lying, just like we do. Unlike when her prior fall sent her to ER, this one didn’t, nor did we hear about it. Interested in what others think!

If she did slip on a dryer sheet, which I don’t believe, then clearly she can’t see the floor due to her enormous girth (absolutely believable). Should have stayed with her “approved” WLS, which I do believe (not the approved part) played a part in Jade’s decision to call it quits.

ETA: All of us that have had knee injuries, and I’m sure there are many of us (without the need to PL) that have, know how medical professionals assess them, know this bitch is lying through her rotting teeth.

Normally I appreciate your opinions but I have to politely ask what the fuck are you saying?

This is the lie that broke the camel's back?

Get the fuck outta here with this tinfoil hat crap. Jade the college athlete knows about about knees injuries to that degree? That's one hell of a leap there my friend.

I am really not trying to rude here but this is absurd.

Did Amber fall? Fuck I know; most likely not because she would have said something about by now.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Here is some inspiration for you Amber for the next time you "fall".

 

[catbyte]

Amber needs to grow up and smoke weed like literally everyone else. This exaggerated shit with Delta is boring.

No kidding. Fake Stonedlynn sounds like a 12-year-old trying to impress her peeps at a slumber party after taking one toke off of her older brother's stale, discarded roach. So pathetic. Delta 8 is shit. Sorry about being late af with this. Just catching up.

 

[TardiX]

None of you understand. Amber doesn't just fall. Amber doesn't just sprain an ankle or bruise her knee. She falls HARD, she tears MULTIPLE ligaments, her ankle was DANGLEEN. The sound will HAUNT her and it's the most traumatic and extreme thing to happen to anyone.

You ever experience choking? Not like Amber. She REALLY choked. Lung/breathing pain? No, Amber's was 10 out of 10 pain.

Unless it's fatty fat related then it's totally normal, happens all the time to everyone, even skinny people.

It's not unbelievable a deathfat falls or gets sick. It's unbelievable that she's always A.) the most hurt and sick anyone has ever been or B.) Not affected at all because her weight doesn't play a part in physics.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

God even the break up of the Wipey era is so fucking boring. Dusty had Drunklynn, Becky had LiveStreamLynn, this just has fucking journals.