Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TwinkieStorr]

I'm honestly happy for the much needed change of scenario and I can't wait to meet the new caretaker.

Twinkie's fate kinda worries me tho. There's no way she'll take the dog out three times a day, especially if the new apartment is so close to a club where the chance of being laughed at by drunks is pretty high.
No going out at midnight will save our gorl from the street haydurs

 

[yrdimun676663]

It took less than a day for the Farms to find out where Amber moved to. Meanwhile, the FBI could not find Amber in Lexington. Strange.

The LW ADA flat is $1,950 a month. The building has a gym, a pool, and other amenities that Amber will never use.

Edit 1: I do not see the problem with Kristine helping Amber with shopping. Amber does not have a car and this is likely something that parents do all the time. However, I do not think that Kristine will go shopping at Target or Walmart at midnight at a second notice.

It’s sad cos she literally has the most access to exercise equipment than she has ever had before, especially the pool. Pools are the best way for obese people to build their strength because it takes pressure off their joints. But we know our gorl , she’ll never do anything to help her own situation.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

It’s sad cos she literally has the most access to exercise equipment than she has ever had before, especially the pool. Pools are the best way for obese people to build their strength because it takes pressure off their joints. But we know our gorl , she’ll never do anything to help her own situation.

She had a pool and gym in Lexington.. She claims pools are gross and full of bacteria, but she had no problems with toxic lake. It's just a bs exercise for her to use because she doesn't want to be seen in a bathing suit. Swimming would be so good for her too, but she never does anything that is good for her.

 

[a dinosaur]

I'm honestly happy for the much needed change of scenario and I can't wait to meet the new caretaker.

Twinkie's fate kinda worries me tho. There's no way she'll take the dog out three times a day, especially if the new apartment is so close to a club where the chance of being laughed at by drunks is pretty high.
No going out at midnight will save our gorl from the street haydurs

Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. Behold, their dog park:

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. It's the only "dog park" Twinkie will ever see.

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Going to this dog park will also be the only exercise that Amber will ever do.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. Behold, their dog park:

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Looks incredibly dangerous! Even for the thin contingent! How many dangling ankles has this dog park seen!? Already traumatized.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. Behold, their dog park:

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Twonk’s excited

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Going to this dog park will also be the only exercise that Amber will ever do.

By "Amber" do you mean "Mama Meth/ Tammie/ New caretaker"? Cos we all know Big Cherry ain't stepping one dainty hoof on that patch of astroturf.

 

[a radish]

Curious how far she will have to hurple to take Twonks to her spacious 6’x6’ grass potty. Hopefully not too far for Twinkie’s sake or else her bathroom breaks will be few and far between. Her last apartment was ideal with a patio door that appeared to open right up to the sidewalk.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

By "Amber" do you mean "Mama Meth/ Tammie/ New caretaker"? Cos we all know Big Cherry ain't stepping one dainty hoof on that patch of astroturf.

I am sure that Kristine or Tammie will help at the beginning, but will they come 3 times a day for Twinkie, I doubt it.

I wonder why she has chosen this flat. 2 bedroom flats are cheaper and a bit bigger. It provides more flexibility too. The only reason that I can think of is the walking shower, but she was able to use a bathtub unit before.

In the past, it was clear that Destiny/Becky/Jade did all the cleaning, washing, running errands, etc. There is no compelling reason for Amber to move to OKC except to be helped by Kristine or Tammy. I do not think that Kristine or Tammie will come to do any lighthouse keeping without being paid.

What happened to all her medical appointments in Kentucky? Amber's health is not getting any better.

 

[SirensAtDawn]

What about the pet limit? I think most apartments have a pet limit of 2. I guess it's not hard to hide the cats but still.

Btw hi guys. I'm new here

 

[FBI Frank]

Going to this dog park will also be the only exercise that Amber will ever do.

I wouldn't be surprised if Big AL enlists the help of Rover or a dog walking service to take care of Twonk. I don't see her waddling herself outside in the light of day on that busy road to take the dog out.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I am sure that Kristine or Tammie will help at the beginning, but will they come 3 times a day for Twinkie, I doubt it.

I wonder why she has chosen this flat. 2 bedroom flats are cheaper and a bit bigger. It provides more flexibility too. The only reason that I can think of is the walking shower, but she was able to use a bathtub unit before.

In the past, it was clear that Destiny/Becky/Jade did all the cleaning, washing, running errands, etc. There is no compelling reason for Amber to move to OKC except to be helped by Kristine or Tammy. I do not think that Kristine or Tammie will come to do any lighthouse keeping without being paid.

What happened to all her medical appointments in Kentucky? Amber's health is not getting any better.

A few weeks back Amber said she’s moving somewhere where she’s “unconditionally loved”. To me this just seemed like a manipulation tactic on her part to move somewhere she can guilt trip blood family to help her all the time. It’s probably exhausting for her to have to scour the dms everytime a caretaker dumps her.

I foresee her hardly seeing or speaking to them within a year after the caretaker arrives and settles into their role

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

What happened to all her medical appointments in Kentucky? Amber's health is not getting any better.

Remember the string of back luck? Cancelled appointments left and right, even when Amber did she was supposed to do?

Seems like the healthcare system in Kentucky failed her and thus moving to Oklahoma will be what Amber needs to finally tackle her health issues head on.

I am being tongue-in-cheek here and I was hoping to find some articles showing Oklahoma being an upgrade but it seems like six in one basket, half a dozen in the other. Neither state ranks high in any category related to health services (according to the very basic google search I did) but I guess you can give Oklahoma the nod since it is closer to Texas.

OKC is a three hour drive to Dallas and I imagine they have more specialists dedicated to her particular ailments. I am not saying these people didn't exist in Kentucky but I feel like now she is getting older, we might see more trips to the doctor especially if she is referred to someone in Texas.

Finally tinfoil hat idea : I don't know much about Texas and its regulations on surgeries or medicine in general surrounding fat people. The state does have a huge demand for it especially among the poor and desperate; maybe there are some unethical doctors out there that prey on the fat community? People with looser standards? I really don't know and the more I type this out, the more autistic I sound.

Still maybe Amber might get desperate and do something drastic? I pray.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What about the pet limit? I think most apartments have a pet limit of 2. I guess it's not hard to hide the cats but still.

This is precisely what I expect to happen. She's above the rules and regulations, don't'cha know.

Btw hi guys. I'm new here

No shit.

Holy shitdoodles, Batman, what the fuck is up with all the new people announcing that shit?! It's like they don't lurk on the Farms enough to notice people just start posting like they've been here forever. Lurking. Because they're not faggots.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

A few weeks back Amber said she’s moving somewhere where she’s “unconditionally loved”. To me this just seemed like a manipulation tactic on her part to move somewhere she can guilt trip blood family to help her all the time. It’s probably exhausting for her to have to scour the dms everytime a caretaker dumps her.

I foresee her hardly seeing or speaking to them within a year after the caretaker arrives and settles into their role

Oh yeah "unconditionally loved?" Methmom couldn't stop doing drugs, beating old ladies and service dogs long enough so the state didn't have to step in and forcibly remove all her children. Sometimes before they were even out of her cursed womb. It does make me giggle that she will finally have to deal with the 600 pound monster she created though. Karma finally at work.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber would only be "unconditionally loved" if she were a big fat bag of meth, and even then the love wouldn't last for long.

 

[lol cow supreme]

but she was able to use a bathtub unit before.

The Henry had 2 bathrooms, was one with a tub/shower and one with just a shower... I think she used the one with the shower...



There's no way this is a full 60" standard US tub/shower is it gorls?



Is it? Oh god this was her stepping out over what is either the shower curb..or the bathtub wall. BUt it doesnt seem like she's stepping THAT high.
The shower curtain has 9 rings. Usually they have 12 for a full size tub. the 40 inch curtains seem to have 7 that I'm seeing on Amazon. Only thing I"m sure of is ifthat is a full 5 foot tub.. good GAWD she is huge.

Anyway its Halloween, give yourself a fright.

Contacting "the Wifi place".

She really is helpless.

She's of the generation that does not know that "wifi" does not mean "internet".

 

[TardiX]

I wonder why she has chosen this flat

At this point she chose a coffin.

The only reason that I can think of is the walking shower

lulz

If the person in the store was dog-killing momma or the aunt and she still didn't show them and muted the audio I'm afraid that means they also won't be appearing on camera and this show will never come out of its coma.

Fingers crossed it was just Jade Francis in her knockaround faggot rainbow kicks instead of her typical jogger shoes before she fucked off.

 

[RedMage]

Contacting "the Wifi place".

She really is helpless.