Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guntal]

She's of the generation that does not know that "wifi" does not mean "internet".

Disagree. Amber and I were born in the same year. We had dial up before wifi was a thing.

Amber is just a fat retard with whom I would not have sex.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Still maybe Amber might get desperate and do something drastic?

A girl can hope but 10 years of her doing nothing pretty much shows she's not gonna do shit to try to better her situation.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

A girl can hope but 10 years of her doing nothing pretty much shows she's not gonna do shit to try to better her situation.

At least when Destiny/Becky/Jade were there, it somehow dampened some of Amber's extravagance. In the video where Amber asked Jade if they were girlfriends because Amber wanted food at midnight, Jade gave her some. Now Amber, by herself, will truly be able to eat what she wants, when she wants without anyone judging her. By herself, she will be bored out of her mind and Amber will eat gargantuan amounts of food. I expect her to reach the highest weight recorded yet. I do not expect an autumn/winter bariatric series this year.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I am sure other's are gonna comment on this but in her most recent video, she is allows the long haired cat (wasabi? How is two of her pet's name's food related?) to sit in her suitcase with clothing in it.

I know people love their pets but this just laziness on a whole different level.

Like if she doesn't have a caretaker come by and help her those pets are gonna be living their shit and piss soon.

 

[Neko GF]

officially on my own, come to Walmart with me, let’s unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog​

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[RedMage]

Disagree. Amber and I were born in the same year. We had dial up before wifi was a thing.

Amber is just a fat retard with whom I would not have sex.

Yes. She is slightly older than me and just turned 13.

 

[TC-P]

If the person in the store was dog-killing momma or the aunt and she still didn't show them and muted the audio I'm afraid that means they also won't be appearing on camera and this show will never come out of its coma.

Remind me if I am wrong but I am sure when Methmama visited during the cancer era she refused to be on camera. I am sure others will remember better than me.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I do not expect an autumn/winter bariatric series this year.

Oh I expect another bariatric series very soon. The move might set her timeline back somewhat unless her health insurance covers a surgeon in Oklahoma. She’s got nothing else to talk about but dieting and “possible” surgery. One of the first things she filmed when she got there was a weighin. Girl didn’t even pack her scale in a box for the movers, she took it in the car like a treasured item.

Remind me if I am wrong but I am sure when Methmama visited during the cancer era she refused to be on camera. I am sure others will remember better than me.

MethMomma was fine being on camera. According to Amber she didn’t want to film her mother.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

Remind me if I am wrong but I am sure when Methmama visited during the cancer era she refused to be on camera. I am sure others will remember better than me.

I remember in one video when they were at the fag shanty methmama came down the stairs on camera. But irrc, she wasn't on camera much.

 

[Xenomorph]

officially on my own, come to Walmart with me, let’s unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog​

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BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

SHOWING THE ONLY ROOM SHE WILL BE IN LMAO

 

[lol cow supreme]

From Amber's new vlog, There appears to be no door to a "storefront". She is not in a "live and work". Just an accessible 1 bedroom that uses the same floorplan as the living area of the live and work on the site tour. She has an accessibility modified A2PH2. The difference between the smaller and larger 1 bedroom is the placement of the shelf wasabi is on and the window being skinnier in the living room.

511 pound gorl, 682square feet. come on Amber lets make that a pound per squarefoot!

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

For some reason, I have it in my head that Al is a big fan of The Pioneer Woman. I’m embarrassed to admit that I know Ree Drummond lives in Oklahoma. She owns most of some town. The has a restaurant, a store and a hotel (maybe some other establishment as well). I hope Al takes a field trip there. That would be some funny shit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well since she isnt bood up with Ms "Aesthetic" Jade love to see what she adopts as her new style.

 

[Insulin reid]

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Love seeing that one coffee mug with no coffee maker to be found....
Im really wondering how she got to the grocery store, or if jade took her one last time and its just old footage. Ive been dying to see what she would be like with no other person around to suck all the personality off of, shes digging back into old fake southern belle habbits from when her and becky were together, this should be interesting.
Oh.... so we had all this time to get rid of things, we vlogged getting rid of things and were all moved in to the new place and oh shit were getting rid of things again. Holy fuck is this gonna be the same 4.5 things shes able to/thinks about.

No money for eating out so we get protien and salt. "Gorl dinner"
Shes buying more purses and increasing her hoard again slowly, while throwing out old clothes shes never worn and the only reasons shes showered and put makeup on is that she needs a new carrer asap and that with no internet, showering and doing her hair is the only thing to keep her mind occupied... great.

Hopefully shes going to go slowly insane by not really having any human interactions and the inability to cook anything will really get to her. One can only have gorl dinner so many times before it becomes a problem.

Like if she doesn't have a caretaker come by and help her those pets are gonna be living their shit and piss sosoon.

They must be already. Ambers first mills in her apartment were cheese, jerkey and pork chops turned into jerkey. Our gorl aint doin nuthin not even for herself.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Remember that mama meth has darker skin than hambur and also likes tiedye a lot so those fugly shoes could have been her in the grocery.

No, she doesn't. You can see a bit up in the thread there's a picture of Kristine, her partner, and perhaps her partner's sister. Amber's mom is just as white as Amber; she just GOES OUTSIDE and holds a tan. The arm in the picture was darker than we've seen Kristine to be (and likely darker than she could POSSIBLY get through natural sun tanning). That arm (and body type) looked more like Jade. The shoes could just be cheap and comfortable things to wear while driving rather than creasing up her jordans. Amber also muted the audio when the person was talking - and she'd only need to do that for Jade, as we aren't familiar with any of her family's voices. I still think that was Jade - though Amber could have uploaded the clips out of order, or lied about Jade being gone so she could pretend that this was her first trip shopping without her. I mean, she lied about that stupid debit card story - Amber will twist anything if she thinks it will get her engagement on her channel.

She's probably gone now, but if not, we'll see evidence of it in her vlogs eventually. Remember during the packing when she accidentally showed off "Fuhleen's" IT textbooks (despite Amber insisting that Jade =/= Faline)?

...The flat in Lexington was in a bougie area of town with restaurants and other amenities. Still, Amber only went out to walk at midnight or rare occasions. Her new flat does not seem to be in such a nice area. Walking at midnight? No way.

I think Amber is realizing a little too late that this is a major downgrade. Not just from what she had in Lexington, but that she's had since leaving Casey to move in with Krystle's parents. This apartment is much smaller than all the others. It's boxy, the doors and trim are bland and look more like an institution than an apartment, and the windows are small compared to what she had in Lexington. I mean, it's nice enough on the inside... for someone who works and has interests outside of the home (other than walking around the block past the jail and courthouse). For someone who never ventures outside and whose entire life is acquiring new items, I don't think Amber's going to be happy here.

In reality the shower is 36-40 inches across. This checks out with standard measurements for US fittings, and the scale at which the floorplans are drawn and the room dimensions they give.

Most of the door openings are 30-32 inches in most apartments and amber gets through those. So. yeah. she FITS in there, but thers not alot of room to do the washing.

Yeah... Amber also WEARS THE PAINT OFF THE TRIM on those 32 inch doorways. This is so small for her, she would have to face backwards and press her torso against the back wall to get sprayer head between the front wall and her shelf to wash her ass - and it STILL MAY NOT FIT as she would have less than 4-8" of clearance (depending on whether it's 36 or 40"). She "FIT" in that shower about 75 lbs ago.

Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. Behold, their dog park:

That 'grass' looks like astroturf...

Remind me if I am wrong but I am sure when Methmama visited during the cancer era she refused to be on camera. I am sure others will remember better than me.

Amber claimed that she was protecting her mom from her audience, but yeah, Kristine was never on camera.... EXCEPT for once scene where Kristine was sneaking out for a smoke and cut through the indoor porch area where Amber was filming. Amber also showed off the picture to her audience that she took of the two of them during that visit, so I'm not exactly how she was trying to "protect" Kristine (That was the picture on Amber's wall in the Lexington apartment that people thought was of her and Jade).

For some reason, I have it in my head that Al is a big fan of The Pioneer Woman. I’m embarrassed to admit that I know Ree Drummond lives in Oklahoma. She owns most of some town. The has a restaurant, a store and a hotel (maybe some other establishment as well). I hope Al takes a field trip there. That would be some funny shit.

Amber and Eric used to buy a lot of Pioneer Woman merchandise from Walmart during the gay care era. She never talked about the Pioneer Woman cooking show or anything like that. I think Amber just 'liked her' in the sense that Amber likes to find sets or collections of things to buy. Her interest in Pioneer Woman waned as soon as she moved away from Eric.


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Plot Summary with commentary. "Officially on my own". According to her, wasn't she officially on her own in the last video (with Jade still there)? Is this officially OFFICIALLY? Sounds like a bit of weasel-wording, like if she was to say "TECHNICALLY on my own". Anyway, enough stalling! Let's get this over with!

Spoiler: officially on my own, come to Walmart with me, let’s unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog

"Hello hello. Welcome to a new vlog". Pile of shit in the background. I was about to ask out loud how much longer we're going to have to see shit piled up in her apartment. Then I remembered that this is Amber; if she has no housekeeper gorlfriend, this place will NEVER be clean or tidy.

Amber still can't figure out how to get her apartment's internet working. She had to call the internet company and "they didn't even know what's going on". Stop lying, Ambo. Just admit it: you've never had to do anything for yourself, and it's going to be a steep learning curve for you.

Service call scheduled in a couple days from now (whenever that is).

RARITY!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

Nail polish talk [SKIP]

Whines about the stressful situation (type deal) of moving and breaking up with "Fuh-leen". I guess Ambo's already forgotten that she's mentioned a new gorl since breaking up with Jade that Amber claimed to be in love with and sad over losing.

JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen, trying to sort her shit. She says that she's been focusing on getting the livingroom and kitchen squared away first.

FREEZE FRAME!!

I know it's petty, but LOL @ the top shelf behind her being left completely empty.

Amber just had a 'breakdown' molment.

Amber shows us her drawer and cabinet contents. Amber shows a cabinet overflowing with plastic containers (but don't forget that plastic food containers creep her out).

JUMPCUT!! Snack break!! Jack Link's Peppered Beef Jerky. Amber tries to convince the audience that it's the same bag from her road trip.

JUMPCUT!! Currently at Walmart to buy cat food, and looking at the purses to increase her hoard. Amber has the audacity to hint that one of the purses on display is too tacky for her - GORL! We've SEEN the trash you've bought over the years. Remember when Amber said that she wasn't going to go shopping to buy junk once she moved, because she didn't need nor want materialistic things? Well, apparently Amber doesn't.

Also, you aren't OFFICIALLY on your own, because:
1) You don't drive
2) You're too fat for an Uber
3) You're too out of shape to take a bus
4) You've shown that your PR for walking is 0.6miles TOTAL.
You have a caretaker, they just don't live with you. Moving on.

JUMPCUT!! Back at home, thinking about food again. "Drew" (the airfryer) is cooking some pork chops for Amber.

JUMPCUT!! On the couch. Amber says that the pork chops are *chefs kiss*. Yeah... you air-fried paper thin chops at 400F for AT LEAST 12 minutes - those things were likely shoe leather. Amber babbles again about how she's "all by herself", and then steers the conversation back to food and what she's eaten.

JUMPCUT!! Refill my cat food container with me!!

JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Time to focus on the bedroom, closet, and bathroom. Amber says she wants all of the boxes cleared before the internet technician comes in, and that they'll need to go through her bedroom to get it set up.

PET UPDATE!! Twonko was immediately fine in the new apartment (probably because Jade was there), but the cats were terrified and wouldn't leave their carrier, except to hide in impossible to reach spaces. After a day or so they got brave enough to venture out and sniff their new world.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Hmm, toilet grab bars. Accessible unit confirmed. And granny shower curtain. Amber didn't show the wall opposite to her couch in this vlog, so I couldn't tell if she has the store front as part of her unit. Otherwise, it is exactly the same as that "live & work | 991 SF" unit on the website.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Rarity and Wasabi proof of life. 2 of 3 pets accounted for.

JUMPCUT!! More cooking/food content. She's transferring eggs from the foam carton to a plastic carton. Oh FUCK ME! Is *THIS* going to be Amber's new vlog content!?! Get a fucking hobby, Amber!

JUMPCUT!! Just came back from a walk with Twinkie (which of course she didn't film). Amber says she's going to have to figure out a new route to walk - absolutely for Twinkie's enjoyment, and TOTALLY NOT to avoid the police station, courthouse, and detention centre that's down the street from her!

According to Amber, Twinkie's not like other dogs. She doesn't want to just shit in the grass outside of the door. NO! She has to WALK AROUND FOR A WHILE before she pees/poops in different spots (just like other dogs).

More food talk.

JUMPCUT!! In the closet. Amber is MASSIVELY (hehe) OVERWHELMED with all of her clothing that she has to put away. How is she overwhelmed? According to her, she was the one to pack it all up, after all. She should know exactly what she has and how much work is involved.

FREEZE FRAME!!

In the last clip, Amber said that she has only been in the apartment for 3 DAYS. This is how Amber lives. Get used to seeing this, as the apartment will only continue to get worse as time goes on.

Hahaha, the wardrobe box that Amber didn't close properly got crushed during the move. Of course, Amber exaggerates the situation (type deal) and tries to make it sound more serious than it actually is. It's a crushed box, Ambo. Deal with it.

Okay, seeing her 'closet' and the other rooms in her apartment, I can see the REAL reason why Amber decided to become a 'minimalist' to focus on 'positive energy' (or whatever nonsense she said): This apartment is DAMN TINY!! Possibly even 600 sqft? She got rid of 70% of her stuff, but I'm not sure that the remaining 30% is going to fit.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Can 4 wardrobe boxes worth of clothing fit on these 4 rods?

Oops, I should have waited for Amber to speak. She's just realized that this shit doesn't all fit, so she's going to do ANOTHER clothing declutter... one piece at a time... and subject us to watching it (AGAIN). Quality content.

"Thanks for watching" placard with no proper outro. FUCK YOU, AMBER!

TL;DR: BORING NONTENT! 2 of 3 pets accounted for. Amber still can't get the wifi situation type deal molment figured out, so a service technician will be coming over "in a couple of days" to help her. Amber puts some things away in her living room and kitchen, while complaining about missing Jade. Amber appears in Walmart to buy catfood and get the opportunity to touch all of the items for sale in a whole new state - without explaining how she got to the store or back. Lots of food talk (but no eating on camera). Amber tries to put away her clothing, realizing that she has way more than she has space to store, and decides that she's going to have to do another clothing declutter.

[Edit - typos and spelling errors, though I've probably missed some]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

What about the pet limit? I think most apartments have a pet limit of 2. I guess it's not hard to hide the cats but still.

Btw hi guys. I'm new here

Welcome. You're here forever now.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

In her last video she kept on fucking saying how "tHiSiS mEe oHn MuH oWn" over & over. When she says something ad nauseum, you know it's for sure bull shit. Like her mentioning showering (it's known she can go for years without doing so) or her reading (she's very clearly illiterate) or her danceen (she mostly just gyrates her lard & limbs around). She says shit over & over to convince herself she's good at it or even does it, because no one with a brain believes her fat worthless lying ass.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Love seeing that one coffee mug with no coffee maker to be found....

She just makes her coffee in the air fryer, the grease from the porkchops gives it extra flavor.

 

[jtjeks_24]

first time posting but I found some info abt the pets policy at the new apartment. Was scrolling on the listings and found this: Apartment List

seems like she’s paying for renting with pets, but that third one is deff not known by the building

 

[Harlow]

We've only seen 2 of the 3 pets so I wonder if one got the axe.