"Hey guize, welcome to a new vlog". +5 points for proper intro. -5 points for showing up on camera wearing only a bra.
Weigh in time - but Amber decides to make some "hypothesis-is-ises" to pad out the video. Amber pretends that her eating hasn't been horrendous. My response to that is that any type of eating which allows someone to maintain OVER 500 LBS *IS* HORRENDOUS, point-black-period (hole).
"It's been a hot minute since I've even had chips" - yet just the other night you attempted to eat, like, half a pound of cheesy-poofs - cannister and all. Okay, this video is just going to be her trolling. I'm going to ignore her unless she says something that actually means something. [SKIP]
Amber mentions "No binge monster in sight". Is she planning on bringing back B.E.D. and "The Binge Monster(TM)" now that the topic of WLS is completely dead and gone? Perhaps she just used the term as bait to get her audience into engagement.
Insert lymphedema/lipedema excuse.
Insert feeling swollen/bloated excuse.
Insert eating too much sodium excuse.
JUMPCUT!! Bullshit ceiling shot while scale says 516.4lbs, then 516.2lbs, 515.8lbs, all with inconsistent pauses, and all likely with her pannus resting on the counter.
Insert more swollen/lipedema/fluid excuses.
JUMPCUT!! Old clip from her first OKC weigh-in: 508.8lbs.
Amber's fine with gaining 8lbs - when she's over 500lbs.
[PLACARD: several hours later]
In the closet of a completely different and empty apartment. According to the Samsung technician that checked her dryer, it was dented while it was installed, which is causing the loud noise. As a result, Amber can use the washer/dryer in an empty unit while they deal with her appliances.
Amber says that she likes the layout of this empty unit more. She says that she didn't care about layout when she chose her unit, but chose it so she would have the NUMBER she wanted. You know, nothing at all to do with that number being for an ACCESSIBILITY UNIT.
Big-brain 145IQ Amber almost fucks up the new appliances by confusing the dryer with the washer. Then Amber couldn't figure out how to close the door. Amber blames her less than stellar experiences with Samsung appliances on Samsung and not her retardation. In reality, this is just a fake story line to pad the video to get to her 12 minute goal [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen with a counter full of cauliflower, pickles, and mayonaise. Oh, and a giant pot full of eggs to be boiled. Amber says her mom is making this dish for their family Thanksgiving and her work Thanksgiving. Amber says that Kristine calls this recipe 'deception'; it's 'potato' salad with cauliflower in place of potatoes.
Yeah right, this shit is sounding like a variant of 'grandma's recipe'; shit they're convincing Amber is a 'family tradition', so Amber will eat it. Kristine explains this recipe, which is essentially a large pot full of cauliflower mixed with 2 jars of mayo. Looks like Kristine is again trying to get Amber to do low carb/keto.
Amber laughs at her mother needing to 'de-string' the celery in order for her to bite through it due to her false teeth. Considering the rate at which Amber's mouth "rejects" her teeth, she may want to keep that level of snark in check. It won't be too many years before Kristine is chucking Amber's "disappointment" or "deception" or whatever it was called into a blender so Amber can drink it.
JUMPCUT!! LEGO Time!! Don't care [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Daily Journaling session. As this is the exact same journal that she was showing us in June/July, I doubt much journaling is actually happening [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Lint-rollering the couch (without showing herself lint-rolling).
JUMPCUT!! More LEGO "The thicker the book, the more instructions there are, the funner I'm gonna have". [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Amber acts like a retard with the LEGO bag to pad out the video. RARITY! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. More LEGO nonsense. She shows us the completed segment, then says that she wishes she could have showed us the inside - as if she had no control over showing us the LEGO that she was building as she was building it.
JUMPCUT!! Eating a curry tofu molment on camera to get that angry-supporter rage-engagement. Byee!!
