Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am not American and I have always firmly believed that Bingo is something that only old people do on Sunday afternoons. Like, you wheel them out of the home and take them to Bingo hall and pick them up three hours later. Just so they get some stimulation.

Amber is literally like an old person being wheeled out of her home and parked at Bingo so she can get some stimulation because she sits in her apartment like an old woman in her room at the old people's home. Her mom is treating her like a grandma: drive her to Bingo, drive her to the grocery store, drive her to doctor's appointments. It's wild.

My understanding of that type of bingo (at least the type portrayed in American media) is that those organize events are happening at retirement homes for the retirees. Maybe there is informal gambling but it's mostly a way to past the time.

Amber is going to 2bit gambling hall that probably would be ok with people smoking indoors (and maybe they can. I am sure Amber puffs away at her various vapes in there.)

I remember reading the reviews of one of the bingo halls she went to; this was my shitty summary from way back in oct 23.


So I did some googling and found their poorly maintained fb which seems to be Dob N Win's feeble attempt at social media and/or having a website.

I am trying to find out how much these bingo games cost but I am drawing a blank but I did notice them advertising a "full no smoking section" followed with "Full S" which I think means full smoking. I am not sure.

I imagine the games are held indoors; can you still smoke indoors in OK?

Also the reviews of this place are mixed tho the angry ones tend follow a pattern; plenty of people accusing the place of fixing the games, calling it the Dob N Rob, shit food, bad environment, staff selling drugs (note: these review are still up as of today. The first review I saw is the one accusing the staff of selling drugs. It was posted June 25, 2022.)

All the positive ones seemed to written by either retirees and/or idiots but they do seem sincere in their stupidity.

Overall this place looks like a fucking dump and makes sense it would attract people looking for a dopamine fix at cheap rate and nothing else.
 
Amber is going to 2bit gambling hall that probably would be ok with people smoking indoors (and maybe they can. I am sure Amber puffs away at her various vapes in there.)

I remember reading the reviews of one of the bingo halls she went to; this was my shitty summary from way back in oct 23.

Fat Albert's bingo forays are the staple of every deathfat, white trashbag, jobless goldbricking, excuses filled BUMMAGE living in the midwest.
Bingo is hosted in the VFW, some UAW halls, and social club halls like Verdi Hall and the Lithuanian Club (in my neck of the woods).

Mostly these goldbricking bums will check online or in the newspaper for the bingo halls and what nights they're held so they can hall hop all night while not working a job.
 
Weirdly enough, I associate Bingo with two demographics: with old people because of Better Call Saul, where Saul Goodman sponsors Bingo games at a senior home. But also with kids, because of family Bingo nights sponsored at a local community center. They're aimed at families with young children, and they serve pizza and instead of cash, you win toys.

So as far as I'm concerned, Bingo absolutely tracks for Grandma Toddlerlynn.
 
Amber is going to 2bit gambling hall that probably would be ok with people smoking indoors (and maybe they can. I am sure Amber puffs away at her various vapes in there.)
I'm pretty sure they do. In one video you could see the wall behind her had a door to another section, and the sign over it said "Non Smoking". It looks like Amber and Kristine sit in the smoking section of the hall while they play. (Plus in an older clip, we could see the ashtray and pack of Marlboros from another person sitting at the end of their table).

Weirdly enough, I associate Bingo with two demographics: with old people because of Better Call Saul, where Saul Goodman sponsors Bingo games at a senior home. But also with kids, because of family Bingo nights sponsored at a local community center. They're aimed at families with young children, and they serve pizza and instead of cash, you win toys.

So as far as I'm concerned, Bingo absolutely tracks for Grandma Toddlerlynn.
Yeah, there are two types of "Bingo". The first is the silly kind with the laminated cards and translucent plastic chips that's played in nursing homes, or at children's afterschool groups or community centres to win candy/silly prizes. The second type are the palpable pits of despair filled with budding addicts and dull people without anything more productive to do - often blasting through their welfare or old age security checks while chain-smoking and eating disgusting greasy globs of fake food from the snack bar. The second type also has the higher percentage of scooty-puffers, despite the fact that the first type is often done in nursing homes.

Amber is your classic "Type 2" bingo bitch.
 
I am not American and I have always firmly believed that Bingo is something that only old people do on Sunday afternoons. Like, you wheel them out of the home and take them to Bingo hall and pick them up three hours later. Just so they get some stimulation.

Amber is literally like an old person being wheeled out of her home and parked at Bingo so she can get some stimulation because she sits in her apartment like an old woman in her room at the old people's home. Her mom is treating her like a grandma: drive her to Bingo, drive her to the grocery store, drive her to doctor's appointments. It's wild.

Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?
 
Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?
Oddly enough, the best thing Amberlynn could do to GAIN independence would be to move to a densely populated area where she didn't know anyone and would be forced to walk after only getting herself a flip phone.
 
I'm gonna be that autist for once.
Just happened to watch a video about it, and lo and behold. Miss Hamber's favourite new "protein" drink is full of microplastics.
Luckily for her it's main damage is aimed at Testosterone (not in that dainty gorrrl), Fertility (not in that dainty gorrrrl) and heart disease (definitely already happening)
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Sauce for anyone curious : https://www.consumerreports.org/hea...ic-chemicals-hiding-in-your-food-a7358224781/

PS. Love how much microplastics are in Wendy's. Shoutout to the Boglim.
 
My best friend and I would go to “bingo night” at the bar that was midway between our houses. Always a fun time. No old sad people just weird old people. In the best way of people watching.

Them going as much as they do is a way different type of playing that I couldn’t handle.

Could we get her into some like BMJ type gambling?!
 
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Not uh! This is her iNdEpEnDeNt eRa! She's NEVER been so on her own!

Even though she can't get one fucking place on her own. Not the grocery. Not the Dr. She has to rely on mommy for every. Fucking. Thing. That she does. She can't call a fucking Uber to get anywhere. Once they pull up & see her they'll nope the fuck out on that real quick. This fat useless piece of shit has no idea what the definition of most words are. She's the exact opposite of "independent". This pigs stupidity knows no bounds, it's quite incredible. How is she still alive?

This made me look up the rules in regards to death fats and rider sharing apps and I gotta say some of the results have been pretty funny.

Mostly people on Reddit saying go ahead and discriminate cuz fatties have no rights with a few SJW types thinking being fat is a protected class and being mocked for thinking that. That and stories of people driving death fats around and bitching about doing it.

" I recently had a passenger who was easily over 500lbs. big fat stinky guy, but nice personality. $5 Lyft ride to bring him from his pothole-ridden apartment complex to pick up cigarettes and back. the stench was so putrid I was gagging while he was in the car. had to go home and deep clean afterwards, the smell would not go away. took hours. he was complaining that he had to make a lyft account because Uber had blocked him for not paying $150 cleaning fee. he pretended he didn't know it was cleaning fee, that it was a glitch or something. anyways I gave him 2 stars because he was nice and also did not charge him a cleaning fee. the "real" stinkers are ALWAYS the XL pax " - that made me chuckle.

The thing is, as of now, Amber doesn't have shit BUT if she was conniving and devious and more importantly, desperate then maybe she might try to become a protected class that can sue (for what I don't know but I'd like think this white trash family has something up their sleeve. I'd love to see what yokel Amber can convince to represent her on contingency.) Easiest route would be for her to get that fat rat like thing she calls a dog certified as a service animal. That's a protected class that ride share apps can't discriminate against.

Honestly it would sort of interesting since it would define the abilities of the driver to discriminate against people of non-protected classes. The law is that you can't discriminate against protected classes but the driver in this death fat scenario isn't using their ability to discriminate against a protected class. Right now it seems that you can get in trouble refusing to service any minority (being they ethnic, religious or sexual) or any ADA protected individual but what if that person is a death fat? Is the driver in trouble if says they "Hey I got nothing against X,Y or Z but your fat stinky ass is gonna destroy my back seats! Driving your fat ass ainn't worth the shit tip you gonna give me."

Also, what is "too fat"? Could this be a loophole to deny services to anyone deemed "too fat"?

Honestly this is pretty interesting to me and I hope one day some death fat out there tries to sue just for Uber to argue that their contractor worker wasn't breaking a law. The precedent it would set would probably interesting to say the least.

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*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

one month ozempic weigh in, I'm in a lot of pain, & surprising my mom! | vlog​


Amber posted this info in her newest vlog:
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A nearly 500 pounder only losing 2.6lb in one week while on semaglutide ... but she's worried that she might not eating enough (hence the concerns about protein).
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Though I wonder why she didn't include her highest (claimed) weight of 520lbs (and lowest of 466lbs) in 2022 on this list? I guess it would contradict the narrative she's trying to create that this go-around of weight loss injections is working so much better than last time.

The rest of the vlog was shit. She bought a bubble gun for Kristine and then Amber pretended that she might be too retarded to put the batteries in. Cheeseburger (minus the bun) and games at Dave&Busters, then off to Walmart for folding TV tables and a colouring book for Kristine so they could colour together. Amber thinks her kidney stone is moving because she started getting pelvic pain again. Make sure to show us that pachinko ball you've eaten into existence once you finally pass it, gorl!
 
Her mom is treating her like a grandma: drive her to Bingo, drive her to the grocery store, drive her to doctor's appointments. It's wild.

I mean, what is there to Al's life, anyway? She's too lazy and dumb to have any interests other than food, shopping, and churning out nontent for money (lumping the doctor stuff here since I doubt she actually is concerned for her health). Maybe throw in finding a new Wipey there. A lot of actual grandmas are still doing more with their remaining lives than Al does, if we're being honest.

Al is pathetic. I won't hold it against her that she went back to live with mom. Reconnecting with family is fine, it's the going back because she keeps striking out in finding a Wipey recently and has to resort to forcing mom to look after her fat, lazy ass that's pathetic. She should be at the prime of her life and yet here she is, unable to live on her own.
 
The max dose of Ozempic is 2mg; she's only on the initial dose of 0.25mg. AFAIK they bump you up to 0.50mg after a month... I wonder if Hamber will be increasing her dose next time, and if they do will she suddenly complain of side effects and quit taking it?
She said early in the piece that she wants to stay on the lowest dose for as long as possible. Her current prescription she said gives her 7 x 0.25mg doses, and she had a single dose vial at the start. I suspect it’s actually a 2mg vial she purchases. That will take her to 8 weeks before she needs to go back for more. If she goes up to 0.5mg, then she’ll only get a month of injections for the same price. If she ever makes it up to a 2mg dose, then she’ll have to pay that same price weekly. She’s absolutely not going to make it even close to that kind of dose.
 
She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.
 
She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.
That coming out story was allegedly the exact same as Amber’s ex, Casey.
 
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