Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ExplodedWhale]

Er, as someone that lives in a predominantly Hispanic area that all looks fairly standard.

Yeah that looks pretty standard (American) Mexican food to me but I don't like Mexican food at all so maybe I'm biased.

Also with Amberlynn's mom unfriending her: I wonder if there was something that caused it, like a huge tantrum from some 600 pound toddler…

Imho Amber's mom doesn't really owe her the time of day now that Amber is an adult. But I can see Amber throwing a huge shit-fest and then having a meltdown when Amber's mom put a healthy boundary up, only to be guilt tripped about it when Amber showed back up to OK.

You couldn't tell me that a decently functioning human being would put up with Amber unless forced or guilt tripped to.

I think Amber was banking on letting Emily stay with her forever as well.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber and Mamalynn's Mexican food looks like shit and they're in Oklahoma, so no surprise. The saying goes "Never eat Mexican food North of Dallas or East of the Mississippi" for a reason. Obviously some exceptions apply depending on the local place.

Lezbe real though, Anglo influenced Mexican food is more about the comfort of it (Tex-Mex loves to drown everything in beef and cheese. Some of us fatass Texans even put melted butter in our salsa!) and not presentation, but even accounting for that, this does not look good nor appetizing.

The verde potato pork garbage on that plate looks nasty. The rice looks like it came out of an ethnic isle box. The sauce in the tortilla bowl is a strange choice. If you don't believe me then read all the 1/5 star reviews of Milagros. It's all atmosphere and no taste.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

i doubt she can reach, she probably has to duct tape one of them on a stick

I'm not deep into gorlworld lore, but I think it was Beck or Destiny who confirmed that the wiping stick morbidly obese amerisharts use was also used to make certain "marital aids" reach down there. Truly awful to think about.

 

[RanchRanchLover]

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Imagine paying to eat this pig trough slop. Only white trash Amerisharts would shovel this into their mouth. Looks like someone already ate it once before.

I don't want to seem rude either but honestly if someone served this, especially whatever is in Amber's plate top right, in a restaurant to people here they wouldn't touch it. It looks horrific. It probably tastes amazing but some people eat with their eyes.

 

[PanLake007]

I hope the feeder feeds her up to 600lb-700lb, and we can have the bed-bound arc next year as the final chapter. She dies because of her weight on Christmas Eve 2025.

This Mexican food plate looks like Indian slop.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I don't want to seem rude either but honestly if someone served this, especially whatever is in Amber's plate top right, in a restaurant to people here they wouldn't touch it. It looks horrific. It probably tastes amazing but some people eat with their eyes.

It probably looked exactly the same when it came out of Amber's ass later that night. Actually, It looks like something chantals fake husband would want to do on white womens face.

ETA in that thumbnail she used for the video it is hard to tell who is older, her mom or her, and she wants us to believe someone thought she was a teenager? And I'm honestly not even saying that because she is a repulsive pig, she honestly looks the same age as her mom.

 

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Alright then, back to boring reality. Do wonder if Mommalynn ever thought it would come to this when she did meth and shat out Amber all those years ago.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

Vlogmas Part 19: The Fat and the Wrinkly

tl;dw: opening shot of fatty talking and then putting on a necklace, reiterates again that she likes to have her necklaces shorter because she literally has nothing of substance to talk about. Also I only figured out now that she probably wants it that way so that her necklaces to disappear in the canyon formed by her pathetic tits. Spergs more about anxiedyyy, this time of the necklace variety.

New shot and she now shows off wrapping paper and Christmas present packaging for way too long. We are then at a Mexican restaurant where they eat food that looks better than if Amber cooked it.


How old is Christine again? She looks ancient. Probably some long term effects of meth...
For our next scene we're in the car once more and-

NOO! Hang on choker!
So for our next scene our heroines, hungry for adventure, go get their nails done which results in this.

Both of these look awful but holy fuck Amber's Shrek claws HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.​

So, moving on, we're now dollar tree, where Amber buys assorted crap like a Christmas tree soap dispenser and actually useful stuff like scissors and double sided tape. Back home, we now get the "long awaited" torrid haul. Which is really only one thingfor now.

Damn looks like shit who would've guessed.
Goes on to talk about her TikTok for hopefully the last time. Finally, before we are released from this instance of vlogmas, she shows off some fanart.

Hm. They included her mega jowls and wonky eyewings.

Her ears are disappearing, very true to life.
Clearly a very up and coming artiste at work here.​

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Eh. I suppose this isn't the worst vlogmas has to offer. Still boring tho.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I'm not deep into gorlworld lore, but I think it was Beck or Destiny who confirmed that the wiping stick morbidly obese amerisharts use was also used to make certain "marital aids" reach down there. Truly awful to think about.
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Brittany stated it as fact when talking to Jordy on a livestream (but there were no pictures or text messages to fully "prove" it - thank GOD).
(For those new or who have forgotten: Brittany was the addiction counselor wife of the butch prison guard Erica. Erica was "Valentine", the mystery girlfriend Amber was desperately trying to get to move in with her from a month after she broke up with Jade all the way until Amber announced Emily to her audience just this past summer).

Regardless of what you say re: the visual appeal of those plates of food, they sure look nice and SOFT. And with Kristine having to "chew" with plastic uppers and bare gums, and Amber's body "rejecting" another tooth every year, I'm sure that's one of the most important factors in deciding where to eat. The plates also look massively full and HEAVY; another important deciding factor for Amber.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Imagine paying to eat this pig trough slop. Only white trash Amerisharts would shovel this into their mouth. Looks like someone already ate it once before.

Woe to you if you ever travel to Mexico. Looks real, REAL standard to me.

Doesn't look like there's any real kick to it, though.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Woe to you if you ever travel to Mexico. Looks real, REAL standard to me.

Doesn't look like there's any real kick to it, though.

You couldn't pay me enough to travel to Mexico or eat Mexican "food", especially not that pre-digested looking slop.

 

[pippeyyy]

Who knew Mexican food sold in Oklahoma City would be such a hot button?

Man, Amber, you have become so boring that your food is actually more interesting. Which isn't easy to do because she eats such shit looking food. And her Mom looks at least 60 in that vlog. Crack really fucks you forever, kids.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Couldn't catch the vlog the minute it went love today, therefore no
Tard-Star's Take away unless y'all really want one lol

Glad to see I missed liturally nothing.

 

[Terfatron]

Lol wtf are those nails?

My guess is that they're trying to be a square medium but the nail lady made it in to a square oval.

What im trying to say with this sperg is that the nail shape doesent look intentional in any way and more like she made her drunk friend, who hates her, make them.

The color looks like mold. Love that, nice touch.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Lol wtf are those nails?

My guess is that they're trying to be a square medium but the nail lady made it in to a square oval.

What im trying to say with this sperg is that the nail shape doesent look intentional in any way and more like she made her drunk friend, who hates her, make them.

The color looks like mold. Love that, nice touch.

Aw fuck as a nail girly I'm obligated to go look at this train wreck.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The color looks like mold. Love that, nice touch.

Ummmm exhuuuse me they are litteraleeee JAYDE green the most hecticly great color evur

 

[powdered toast]

I'm sorry but if my hands fucking looked like that I'd call 911 not find some rings to put on that discolored abomination

 

[Fee]

Holy crap it looks like she's pushing 300 elbees here. Wonder if she spent some time at Emily's house also?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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Swapped meth for McDonald’s, it would appear.
Although wasn’t she huge when she was a meth head, too? All of Big Amber’s family just have this uncanny ability to gain weight no matter what.

 

[dead stiff]

Super low quality image, but Krystal era frog ass while attempting to run spotted. You can see where the shelf has started to form.

 

[Constellationzero]

Super low quality image, but Krystal era frog ass while attempting to run spotted. You can see where the shelf has started to form.

It's actually a TOAD ass. A Toad ass that looks more like a deformed flattened vulva.