Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dead stiff]

Yeah Amber you should definitely start a podcast to tell stories about your childhood instead of going to fucking therapy. Why are you trauma dumping with your mom in a parking lot? She looked weirdly happy that her mom was admitting she was a bad parent. I wonder how often that happens where Kristine is just trying to enjoy her day off and Ambers like “remember when you smoked meth in a tent?”

I don’t know if it’s because she’s so isolated but her childhood story unfortunately isn’t uncommon. I’m sure a lot of us went to school with kids who really had it rough and their parents were shit or did drugs.

PL warning but goddamn, as a kid that had both parents as methheads, this shit bothers me to no end. Cut your fucking mom off if she was so awful, don’t spend your life throwing it in her face. It does ZERO to get your childhood back. Jesus Christ, she’s dense, and not just physically. You can see how much she gets off on gloating over her mother like a six hundred pound gravestone of her still fat, obnoxious, smelly childhood self. ‘Abusive’ childhoods and trauma are a dime a dozen, every parent fucks up somewhere, some more than others. She’s going to set fire to a crematorium before she ever gives up her bullshit stronghold on her precious victim hood.

I’m mad at the internet, but does this bitch not realize that her mom can pull the same bullshit if she wants to that she does? “It’s not an excuse, it’s an explanation :3” but never if her mom was a crazy bipolar bitch addicted to drugs, just if Hamber wants to control people.

At least we now know Amber was not only a fat as shit kid, but that she also shat in a barn with boots on every time. I can’t imagine having that burned into my memories.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

PL warning but goddamn, as a kid that had both parents as methheads, this shit bothers me to no end. Cut your fucking mom off if she was so awful, don’t spend your life throwing it in her face. It does ZERO to get your childhood back. Jesus Christ, she’s dense, and not just physically. You can see how much she gets off on gloating over her mother like a six hundred pound gravestone of her still fat, obnoxious, smelly childhood self. ‘Abusive’ childhoods and trauma are a dime a dozen, every parent fucks up somewhere, some more than others. She’s going to set fire to a crematorium before she ever gives up her bullshit stronghold on her precious victim hood.

Amber has no one else. I'm surprised her mom doesn't cut her off.. I think we'll see that happen before Amber does. amber gets a free punching bag and can justify it with her childhood trauma.


If I was mommalynn I would've just killed myself tbh. You had one job and ruined it and now spend the rest of your life with the consequences of your actions aka shitty fat bratty abusive daughter

 

[pwintheth]

Amber has no one else. I'm surprised her mom doesn't cut her off.. I think we'll see that happen before Amber does. amber gets a free punching bag and can justify it with her childhood trauma.

how poetic that would be: the former druggie realizing shes objectively too good to be around the narc daughter she created but ultimately is no longer responsible for. its what the fat cow deserves. maybe it would convince her to finally eat herself to an early grave.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

cheesecake factory taste test, clean/organize with me, & a bittersweet semaglutide update vlog​

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[It's All So Tiresome]

Spoiler: template if anyone wants

edits to add approved marketing

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Ummuh HEllo??
its me Hamberlynn






the melo drama over the fucking note book is sending me... she's had infections longer than her realationship with TOOOMMMYYYY



a day in the life of a fat bitch with NOTHING to do except organize pufume and EAT

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Imagine your wrist having a fupa

A fat upper paw area?

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

I hate the lip phone, what a waste of fucking money

 

[Fee]

I wonder if she realizes how insulting it is for her to even act like she has a job. What she calls a job are normal functions of regular people who also actually work an actual job they go to everyday unlike her. Editing is a hobby not a job and she does really bad at that. She's a 650 pound loser who is to lazy too work. Her only goal is to hook an unsuspecting victim and to eat while pretending she's a hot wanted girl. Her hair is disgusting in that video Jesus Christ fatty ask your mother to hose you down and throw soap at you.


Edit: tell me this doesn't describe her.

Infantilism is a paraphilia related to childhood, often associated with behaviors or desires to act like a baby or young child. (Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine, 2018.)

 

[Even more 8008135]

I hate the lip phone, what a waste of fucking money

How else is she going to call all the friends she doesn't have?

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Goddamn, Amberlynn's chin is really ballsackin' hard this video— and one hangs lower than the other.

 

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Thank you. Well, I suppose Cheesecake Factory makes it triumphant return at last. Couldn't forget about that one on this greates of tour before Amber permanently retires to eternal torment down below.

Let's do this.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Stank Wars II: Attack of the Lip Phone

It is Feb- oh my fucking god.

What on God's green earth...?
Pink bows, pink triangles, nose ring, eye diamonds, bitch is rocking more cosmetics than a goddamn Roblox avatar and still looks like shit.​

Strong start. It's February 1st. Retarded talk about fresh starts because it's a new month. Spews us some shit about how she woke up to a notif saying she used almost all her data. Apparently her unlimited plan doubled in price. She's buying it at the new price because she just needs it for her job.

We're on the couch and she opens a package. Oh it's the Hecticana journal. Now she's shoo sad cuz it reminds her of Emily Franz. Another package. A stapler becasue her junk journaleen pages are falling out (must be some shitty journals then. Also some liquid soap. More fucking perfume.

Uh-

A fucking dumbass plastic lip phone.

Put me in a fuckin' home. This literally looks like a Sims 3 modded item that crashes your game because the autiste that made it is just as braindead as Hamber.
In this next section, Amber cleans up her shelf. Hm. You know, for as much as this dumb broad whines about WAHHA WAHHH WAHH MAH EMULY FRAHHNZ WAHH WAHH that Ghostface Funkopop is still gracing her shelf. She got that from the feeder. Proof that the breakup is fake? Maybe. Anyway, we get a timelapse of her taking everything off the shelf. And man this section really shows just how fucking short she is. I never knew there was an actual additional level to the shelf.

Oh look, the Funkopop is even still on her cleaned up and rearranged shelf. You've been found the fuck out, Scamber.​

Next we see her putting all her perfume in her closet. Hm, you know what? I actually quite like the way she arranged the stuff. Looks clean, nicely presented, overall pleasant to look at, save some of the bottles being kitsch. Never say that I don't say nice things about our gorl too.
I'll even overlook that she's saying she gets compliments for wearing perfume. Anyway...

Next we see her and her meal from the Cheesecake Factory, some Chicken Teriyaki Pokeee Bowl. With Kimchi, rice, edamame and some other stuff. Insightful food review. "I'm literally shook, 9.5 out of 10."

Oh god, more sperging about how much she's trying to distract herself so she doesn't have to think about Emily Franz.

Oh thank the lord, the Semaglutide finally shipped. Whee. It's coming on Tuesday. Says she was enjoying not feeling nauseous. Is really proud of those 16lbs. Mhm. Yup.
And it's over.

I wonder if any of the reactors have called out the Funkopop yet. For someone who shits herself on the regular over her oh so dramatic breakup, you'd think she'd store the thing away.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

am i crazy or is she getting some serious grey hair strands? or maybe her hair is just crusty lol

 

[Delayed Breathing]

If only it were Rarity on the other line.

 

[Insulin reid]

Lol

A fat upper paw area?

Fupaw

am i crazy or is she getting some serious grey hair strands? or maybe her hair is just crusty lol

The last time we got grey hair discourse we settled on ambers just using massive amounts of dry shampoo. With her going out of her way to put her hair in a towel i bet shes just not showering again and using the dry shampoo as a cover up. Shes a dry gorl afterall. She did make a remark that her hairs thinning or breaking since she moved to oklahoma but i assume its just the hair falling out and being thin is because her body isnt producing estrogen and its illegal for her to take fake estrogen ( and she still hasnt sued the doctors who prescribed it).

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She's high as fuck lol
I always assumed that Emily was buying it for her since it's legalized with a medical card only where she lives and I promise we would not hear the end of it if Amber got one. So either Tommy has a med card or a dealer, regardess, that's where Big Al gets it from. Is the feeder back in town?

She smokes fake gas station weed. We've known this.

 

[monet]

I know the phone is meant to be big, but her face looks so tiny being this engulfed in fat that now it looks like when dolls have huge cumbersome accessories compared to their proportions.

This literally looks like a Sims 3 modded item

That phone is a beloved The Sims 2 object!! even her impulsive purchases are more loved and interesting than she is

 

[F in the Chat]

Authorlynn is back. Poetlynn is back. Grammarlynn is back. At the end of her last snoozefest, she hit us with this banger: "I'm not a robot. I am not fit to be designed for your liking."

Edit: Added pic of her I spent far too long.

 

[Xenomorph]

amber sitting there with tits like a tribeswoman from papa new guinea and her ragged jagged yeasty pubes rubbing all over the couch she previously sat akimbo on and shat it