Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

She couldn’t even hold onto a fucking death feeder. She’s done for. I don’t see another relationship for a long time. I do however predict a fake one. Just to spice things up

Oh she could hold on to one.
She would just have to accept the fact that she would have to trade her YT “career” for one on clips4sale and sacrifice what tiny shred of dignity she has left.
At this point it’s a public, loud & proud feeder/fat fetishist or nothing. And most of them are gonna be men.
For a narc running out of options like Amber, it might be worth it. Especially as her YT channel is gasping for breath like her taking a lap around her living room.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Holy fuckwaffles, leave for spring break and come back to... not much to read, honestly, but enough to make the brain cells whine in pain.

Surprised nobody addressed this from a couple vids back:

Q: What are two things you like about living in Oklahoma and two things you don't?
A: Hard to answer but for the two things she loves, being near her mom and her apartment. As for the things she doesn't, she doesn't like that there's no mountains

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Has she never heard of the Ozarks?
The Wichita Mountains?
Those are two ranges I didn't even have to google. Oh, and per Google, there's also the Arbuckle mountains and the Ouachita mountains.

Sure, none of 'em are huge. But when something sharply rises over 2500 feet off the relatively flat plains of Oklahoma, it's very noticible.

Dumbass.

I mean, c'mon - one of my favorite little sites for riding in places I'm unfamiliar with has 10 rides that, while short and sweet, hit some pretty decent gradients - randomly clicking around gave me a hill that has 12%s on it. Very nice, and I'd have fun with it.

Here we have a cyclist's resource to find ridable climbs. No, it's not just for the USA. Go check out the absolute horror-fests that are France and Spain that I would LOVE to climb in real life, but will happily settle for the virtual substitute. Virtual Alpe du Huez is tough at nails and thankfully there are no bugs or car traffic.

Spoiler: Here's some screenshots from that site just for funsies.

Oklahoma doesn't have much in the way of good riding climbs, but they're there, and they're all clustered in the mountains (that apparently don't exist) right outside of Oklahoma City. See map for proof:


And tihs one looks like a shit-ton of fun:

Dipshit doesn't realize that Oklahoma isn't just her apartment and the street down to the local Walmart and the Bingo Parlor.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Oh she could hold on to one.
She would just have to accept the fact that she would have to trade her YT “career” for one on clips4sale and sacrifice what tiny shred of dignity she has left.
At this point it’s a public, loud & proud feeder/fat fetishist or nothing. And most of them are gonna be men.
For a narc running out of options like Amber, it might be worth it. Especially as her YT channel is gasping for breath like her taking a lap around her living room.

I don't believe Emily could tolerate Lardos awful fucking personality. She's a stupid self centered piece of worthless shit that treats everyone around her terribly. I don't think being around her for more than 5 minutes is a pleasant experience. Plus the horiffic smell.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I don't believe Emily could tolerate Lardos awful fucking personality. She's a stupid self centered piece of worthless shit that treats everyone around her terribly. I don't think being around her for more than 5 minutes is a pleasant experience. Plus the horiffic smell.

I can’t see any lardo being a person I’d like to be around but then again I’m not turn on by fatties.

Also let’s not forget what Emily’s situation with her previous girlfriend was.

The land whale lived multiple states away in an assisted living facility. Emily probably saw her at MOST once a month tops.

I point this all out because I believe she is still in the background. Amber’s situation is perfect for Emily; a death fat who can support financially herself is probably a win in that community.

OK is pretty close is Wisconsin. Sure the drive sucks but people make love work.

I think Emily convinced Amber of the benefits of keeping this relationship on the dl. It would definitely show some maturity in Amber that’s for sure.

Now give me my puzzle pieces

 

[inquizadoor]

The problem is, anyone who wants a "relationship" with hamber is gonna want the same kind emily got: long distance with sexting and humiliating videos, and the occasional weekend visit of degeneracy. And what she really NEEDS is a live in caregiver.

She ain't getting any younger despite what fictional men in parking lots tell her, and she's getting rounder by the day. Im sure she's getting desperate despite her smug attitude. Her exes really picked a good time to air her dirty laundry and scare off potential bang nurses, and I'm sure lardo is piiiiiiissssed.

 

[Darleeen]

15 minutes in Paint 3D, no booly.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

Double posting like a retard, but NPD gorlies often think they have BPD because it gives them an excuse to cut everyone off for not catering to them like a princess, and her meltdowns are more aligned with narc wounds and rage. If she had actual BPD, she’d shown signs of giving a shit when she’s ‘abandoned’ instead of fake crying for five minutes and then becoming vindictive. She never shows signs of low self esteem, where your self esteem fluctuates with BPD. She always thinks she’s amazeeeen. She’s a narc. She has NPD. So do a lot of people who claim to have BPD, but NPD makes a narc get triggered, because it ‘sounds bad’, where BPD doesn’t somehow. It paints them as just sensitive and misunderstood instead of being… well, a narcissist. Rule number one of being a narcissist is never being able to admit you’re a narcissist.

Believe it or not there are a lot of people who have bpd and NPD at the same time. Look it up. More common than you'd think. They estimate 40% of people with BPD also have NPD. It's not a good people have BPD/ mean people have NPD thing like folks in the Amberverse tend to think .

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I don't believe Emily could tolerate Lardos awful fucking personality. She's a stupid self centered piece of worthless shit that treats everyone around her terribly. I don't think being around her for more than 5 minutes is a pleasant experience. Plus the horiffic smell.

Emily still wanted to be publicly seen as a not-degenerate fat fetishist feeder human. I think someone deep enough in the fetish who only lived for their fix would put up with Amber’s personality, as long as I said Amber gave up her quorky dainty YT star persona and settled in to being a fat exhibitionist cow. Part of the turn on for those breed of fetishists is the desperation and dependence.

 

[Tiresome]

Has she never heard of the Ozarks?

It's Amber. If she lived in a mall parking lot in Maine she'd be upset there "aren't any trees in the state."

 

[KittiestKitty]

15 minutes in Paint 3D, no booly.

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I almost died choking on my diet coke at this fuckin shit. Lmaoooooooo.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

15 minutes in Paint 3D, no booly.

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The Mandela effect for her is the other 5000 calories she ate while only showing herself eating a dainty 3000 on camera

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

my mom is suing me, shocking torrid try on haul, & meeting new people | weekly vlog ep. 5​

(04/21/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=hW_fjPlLa68

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Alr, thanks. Heads up, the new semester started, so unless someone else wants the "honors" of doing these recaps, mine are gonna be fairly bare bones.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

We open the video to Amber babbling about make-up, which goes on for some time. Says she learned how to braid her hair by doing shoelaces when she was a kid. Blabs about the quality and theme of her vlogs. Plates a meal of olives, grapes, chicken sausage, broccoli, brussel sprouts, celery, green onion, cauliflower, carrots, cucumber, egg, razzberries, cottage cheese and mustard. Post Livestream, she contemplates posting a TikTok of her eating.

Next day, we open to a closet shot, of course, we don't get to see the cubby with the washcloths. Has spent the whole day filming the let's talk video. Talks about taking the trash out and housework (riveting, truly). Amazon haul time, she bought new flats, an ice tray, sheets, pillow cases, new makeup case, wax melts, a shower rug, two perfumes.

Next day, is excited to show us some LEGO. Torrid haul, all the polka dots remind em of Amber's rancid bra from days long past. Anyway, everything looks like shit. Next our gorl is goying out over a T-Rex lego, and she says she's always been a fan of dinosaurs, and ngl I don't remember that. Next shot is of her eating. Next few moments are of her yapping about how she doubts that Katy Perry went to space. Apparently a fire alarm went off, we see her take Wasabi out of a carrier. Talking about anxiedees, irrational fears and storms. Lies about cleaning litterboxes, even going so far as saying she'd be getting new ones instead of cleaning them. More talk about how she's perceived online.

Next day, she's going out with her mom. She tries pickle balls in the car with her mom. Now we're at bingo and Mommalynn films hambo. She supposedly met her friends at bingo. Overall nothing happens.

Next day, we get a LEGO update. And we're off to the oracle reading:
No Procrastination
Be open
Be true to yourself​

She decided to show the TikTOk and it's just her eating. Done.

It's just 42 minutes of fucking nothing.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

Statistically speaking, how likely is it that amber will find someone like emily again? By this i mean:

• lesbian woman
• into fat morbidly obese women
• around amber's age
• accepting of amber's personality and beepeedee outbursts

Because i believe it's mostly men that are into this feederism thing(?) I feel like we'll have a bi era coming sooner or later. Idk i just remember being shocked that emily was a feeder because i guess i just had a stereotype in my head of a creepy middle aged man. Also it's apparent that amber craves male validation/men finding her hot

 

[anon101x]

Pardon me if this has been posted already. I really haven't checked in forever feel free to neg rate me

But what do these emojis mean in her bio?

Because to me it looks like a ""inside joke""" between amber and her new care giver. This is how it starts, right? Secret inside messages and jokes

 

[cascadeplatinum]

But what do these emojis mean in her bio?

Because to me it looks like a ""inside joke""" between amber and her new care giver. This is how it starts, right? Secret inside messages and jokesView attachment 7265080

Lays around being stinky and fishy.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Pardon me if this has been posted already. I really haven't checked in forever feel free to neg rate me

But what do these emojis mean in her bio?

Because to me it looks like a ""inside joke""" between amber and her new care giver. This is how it starts, right? Secret inside messages and jokesView attachment 7265080

Twinkie, wasabi and rarity. She has said that each those animals resemble the pets.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Twinkie, wasabi and rarity. She has said that each those animals resemble the pets.

...but they don't...

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Twinkie, wasabi and rarity. She has said that each those animals resemble the pets.

More like

 

[Mike Patton Official]

Twinkie, wasabi and rarity. She has said that each those animals resemble the pets.

And why would she even include rarity when amber is responsible for rarity dying alone and abandoned.... also i guess the skunk makes sense because i doubt she ever bathed her pets

 

[Free the Pedos]

feel like we'll have a bi era coming sooner or later

That would be very interesting to me because she has existed in an all female and gay male world for what, a decade now? I don’t think she’d know how to handle a straight man.