Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That would be very interesting to me because she has existed in an all female and gay male world for what, a decade now? I don’t think she’d know how to handle a straight man.
A normal straight man she wouldn't. A feeder straight man would have the same low expectations for appearance that lesbians do, and less of an expectation of sex because of the weight. She's already said she's given such a multitude of handjobs before, so it wouldn't be anything new to her supposedly.
 
She's already said she's given such a multitude of handjobs before, so it wouldn't be anything new to her supposedly.
I meant more handle the dynamics of a straight relationship and a straight man’s behavior. FWIW I think she’d be as uninterested in dicks as in vaginas.
 
I watched Amber's live last night but it was so boring I fell asleep immediately after. Luckily took notes.

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Amber is having a cellulitis attack. She said "there was flooding" and the water went up to her ankles. She was very vague and rambling, but she seems to blame flood water on her attack. Someone in the chat asked if Wasabi scratched her legs to cause it (throwback to Amber blaming Rarity for a cellulitis attack), and Amber said no.

Amber pretends to not know about Snowflake's newest Beck video, pretends to not know Snowflake made it, and says she doesn't want to see it.

She still insists the moon landing didn't happen.

She doesn't believe in flat earth.

Amber says "the sun is closer to the earth than what they say it is." ??????????

Amber believes Helen Keller is real and what she went through was real, but "she didn't do all the things she did." ???? No other details of what things she didn't do. Amber says people who only know surface level knowledge of Helen Keller don't know everything but if you dive deeper, you'll realize Helen Keller didn't do all that people claim she did. Still no other details or explanation.

Amber "believes in Shakespeare." Amber believes in bacteria. And air. And grass. She's being sarcastic to the chat, who are asking questions about her vague claims about the sun and Helen Keller.

Amber keeps texting and claims she's texting her mom.

Chat: "Are you into your bingo buddy?"
Amber's bingo buddy is a girl, is around Amber's age and is slightly older, is straight and has a family. She doesn't directly answer the question.

Amber claims she has to fidget with something, grabs her tripod, and makes a production about fidgeting with it. What new diagnosis is she trying to soft launch now?

Chat: What's upsetting you?
Amber: I'm working on regulating my emotions, so I'd rather not talk about it.

Amber plays choosey with the audience for what seems like an hour. Maybe more than an hour. It's boring. She plays choosey with singers, movie stars, comedians, etc.

More dumb Tarot readings. Yawn.

Most of the member's only live was filled with Choosey and Tarot readings. She said she was sick from cellulitis and if she had a normal job, she would have taken the day off. So I guess it's a mindless nothingburger for 2 hours this week to fill time before Amber gets off to eat or sleep or whatever she does all day.

Best few minutes of the stream was when Twinkie appeared.

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I've said it before, but it feels more prevelant now:
To preserve her queer image (I'll get to this, give me a minute), I think she'll only entertain a male partner if he...

A. Is a gender special (uses non-binary or some other special pronouns)
B. Is a trans identified male

"but Tardstar, Amber isn't queer, she's a lesbeen!!"
I'll take my trash cans if I'm wrong, but I feel like in the current social age we're in, just being non-descript queer is good enough to keep your status, because of how many people identify as gender special.

More and more older Gen Z (ages 20-26) seem to hold being queer closer to their chest than any other lable. Sure, for example they're a non-binary lesbian who uses she/they pronouns, but their queer first and foremost.

Amber, being mentally stunted, seems to mimic some of the online behaviors seen in mid to elder gen Z. The over emphasis on her mental health is a good example.

So I think she'll start using the label queer to define herself, because it's convenient and "still accurate guyz, I'm not straight!!"
 
I meant more handle the dynamics of a straight relationship and a straight man’s behavior. FWIW I think she’d be as uninterested in dicks as in vaginas.
Maybe I'm just ignorant but she always dates butch dykes as it is, Destiny was basically a boy with down syndrome. There are plenty of weak-willed men in the world that are willing to be doormats and have the woman in control of everything. I would agree with Tard that she would only be able to deal with it if he was a gender spesh. A man that hates himself and is so desperate to be around a woman he'll take any kind of abuse. She already had a crush on one of the gays, a gender special low T straight dude isn't much different imo.
 
Lmao no way she "waded through flood water". Remember when she was too scared to step off a curb? At the absolute most, mamalynn parked next to a puddle and hamber stepped in it trying to flop out of the car
She said it was the only way to get to her apartment, and the water went up to the middle of her calf, soaking her shoes, socks and pants. She says she went home and showered but woke up with an infection.

I guess her ankleballs couldn't handle it. Or maybe a skill issue, shower-wise.
 
I hope that cellulitis rocks her shit. Can't blame Rarity this time around, bitch.
Gonna have to do a wellness check on Wasabi soon, it’s been a while since she’s accidentally let an animal outside and she’s probably got the itch to do it again
 

i feel so defeated..... | weigh in ep. 5​

(04/23/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=3gquYQFqOZQ
Ok then, thanks. Time for 10 minutes of fuck all.

She's not feeling the greatest, and she'll tell us why in this video (color me not excited). Here we go with the 5 questions:

Q: What makes you say that the eating scenes in 600lb Life are exaggerated and not real?
A: Says people have told her and that she knows people who were on the show (thing is fatty, some people would think your grossly deformed frame would be exaggerated and not real, were it not for the fact you display your fatness so openly)

Q: Why do you think people freak out about the size of a 20 piece McNugget, but will order a 10 piece with a large fry and act like that is any better?
A: Some fat bitch answer about how just 20 nugs are better cuz muh protein, muh nutrients, sodiumz. (we just don't know nutrition like she does)

Q: Have you thought about asking ChatGPT how many calories you should eat to lose weight?
A: She did ask ChatGPT, which recommended her a 2200 to 2400 cals per day to lose weight. ChatGPT also said she'd need to eat 3200 to 3400 cals to maintain.

Q: How often do you grocery shop?
A: Every week or bi-weekly?

Q: Is your new friend a caretaker because you are so big?
A: Wahh wahhh goalpostshifting, wahh wahh fatphobia, she takes care of everything herself, she never had a caretaker and she never will.

Goals for the week: She failed following her mealplan (what a surprise)

Goal for the next week: Win over this feeling of defeat inside her, she's having these defeat feelings, don'tcha know.

As for how her week went, it went good safe for a few days. Anyway, Amber had to walk through some floodwater and now she has cellulitis again. Lol. More MedicalDoctorLynn info about cellulitis and how this will affect er weight again. Weight is 521.6, but it's not "real" weight.

End.
Haha, fatty got cellulitis again.
 
Amber asking ChatGPT of all fucking things about how many calories she should be eating is proof that she will listen to leeeeeeeduhrully anyone or anything about weight loss except a fucking doctor.

Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?
 
Amber asking ChatGPT of all fucking things about how many calories she should be eating is proof that she will listen to leeeeeeeduhrully anyone or anything about weight loss except a fucking doctor.

Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?

Skinny people I have been told get cellulitis all the time.

You must not know any shinny people like Amber.
 
Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?

I'm in my 30s, and I had no idea what cellulitis even was until this bitch has caught it a baker's dozen amount of times.

Love how she blames it on everything BUT her weight or her hygiene.

She is a crazy and filthy animal.

I have seen a shitload of people get cellulitis. The thing that makes it cellulitis instead of any other kind of infected skin is the depth of the infection. It isn't superficial, so it isn't like if you ever got a wound or a scrape that got infected- with that kind of infection it is relatively easy to clean and for the most part whatever is infecting you can leak out since the opening in the skin is wide enough. The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders. I have seen very bad cases of it in IV drug users that run out of veins and give themselves subcutaneous injections of drugs. Usually there is some kind of puncturing. That type of wound doesn't easily exude pus because of the shape, so it spreads on a deeper layer of skin and can become genuinely dangerous if untreated.

Her weight is a contributor to cellulitis because the amount of territory her immune system has to patrol is much larger than a normally sized person, but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor. Bad hygiene tends to contribute to other types of infections, but generally cellulitis is caused by bacteria that is normal and expected on the skin surface being deposited somewhere it doesn't normally go. Many people sleep through being bitten by spiders (or wake up and forget about it upon falling back asleep). If this is recurrent for her they might test her for MRSA colonization.
 
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