Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a hapless toad]

I put Amber’s info into this calculator and it came back with a life expectancy of 36. She’s nearing the end. I’ll be shocked if she makes it that long.

https://www.projectbiglife.ca/life-expectancy-calculator

Unfortunately that calculator doesn’t take in account for death fats that are part cockroach.

Plot armor says she gonna make it to at least 40.

Hell the gunt is 41 and she still beezin.

I think that calculator is extremely generous, because it says my very fond of booze and pack a day smoker for 25 years ass is going to live to 80, lol . That said, I could see her making it to 40, but her quality of life is going to be shit.

 

[Insulin reid]

Here is the clip about how she is going to be taking cute photos in these parachutes, sorry underwear. She's just click-baiting with this. Even if she did have someone to take them for there's no way you'd ever be able to see them over her gunt. You'd see maybe the color and that was it, unless she's doing ass pics. Ugh, that was Islamic content rating of a thought.

Is she trying to hint at leaning into still being with Emily or is she leaning into fishing for another carer? Shes not posting them on onlyfans so what the fuck is she gonna do with photos of herself in just tarp granny underwear?

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Visual reminder that amber is literally roughly a 5 foot sphere of fat.

 

[hamber's shelfbutt]

how much money is she going to waste trying to make water palatable?

why is she using plastic cups for her ICED MELK?

i hate her

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Unfortunately i think she is gonna be able to write off a portion of those expenses on her taxes.

I also think, due to the madness of the situation, she wouldn’t be able to write off any medication thus there is no reason to do it.

I know it's popular opinion that she does this. But I'm split between yes, because she's petty enough to do that. And no, because no she's too stupid to do that. Plus imagine trying to explain to a tax accountant that at least $10k a year in layyygos is a business expense. You need records of purchase to claim as expenses and unless she's got plot armor as thick as DSP's to claim that $1k a week in WWE Champions pulls was business related to an accountant, auditor, AND judge who's both dumb and lazy enough to let it slide so she can go home early... I could see it either way.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I know it's popular opinion that she does this. But I'm split between yes, because she's petty enough to do that. And no, because no she's too stupid to do that. Plus imagine trying to explain to a tax accountant that at least $10k a year in layyygos is a business expense. You need records of purchase to claim as expenses and unless she's got plot armor as thick as DSP's to claim that $1k a week in WWE Champions pulls was business related to an accountant, auditor, AND judge who's both dumb and lazy enough to let it slide so she can go home early... I could see it either way.

I'm under the inclination that she's going to try and be unsuccessful. A reasonable person could look at the Lego purchases and go "mmm. I guess you can write off x amount of the ones you built on camera" because that would make them an official part of her non-tent. An accountant isn't going to put their credibility on the line for a write off as ridiculous as $10k in toy purchases for a channel that's never claimed to be a toy or gaming channel

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Haven't seen this posted yet

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Chien po shaped ass bitch

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I'm under the inclination that she's going to try and be unsuccessful. A reasonable person could look at the Lego purchases and go "mmm. I guess you can write off x amount of the ones you built on camera" because that would make them an official part of her non-tent. An accountant isn't going to put their credibility on the line for a write off as ridiculous as $10k in toy purchases for a channel that's never claimed to be a toy or gaming channel

"Ummm acktchoolee... you guise have to rullize that some accountants are just kind of layzeeeee.... the girl wouldn't let me write off 10k worth of expurt leygoes as a business expense, like genuineleeeee... she tried to blame the IRS whatever that is but I know she just didn't want to do the work situation type deal..."

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Is she finally TRULY starting to feel the decline of her relevance? I know its been that way for a while but I think it has gotten to the point that even Big Al's ego has recognized the reality.

 

[+who.cares+]

 

[-Jack-]

Oh no....thirst traps on tiktok, she's starting her mating call again.

 

[pippeyyy]

Here's the full video, it's a new level of horror. She is feeling herself and wanted everyone to know she bought a new bra. Which brings the total to 3 bras she's owned in over 10 years.

Her pig tails are also looking mighty thin these days. We all know if she turned around it would be hilariously bald.

I just imagine this outfit on her body in that one pic we have from gaycare of her sitting on the couch from Eric's vlog.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

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THERE SHE BLOWWWS

 

[Crab Latte]

Her pig tails are also looking mighty thin these days. We all know if she turned around it would be hilariously bald.

Eugenia hairloss pigtails coming in nicely, toobz

 

[FatalTater]

Really out here giving Whatever Happened To Baby Jane vibes.

 

[Baking Muffins]

Her head’s looking extra lumpy in her pig tale pigtail tiktok. Perhaps the face and liver boob have maxed out on fat and now her scalp is becoming obese?

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I made a far better advertisement to get Emily Franz back. Feel free to use it Ambo.

 

[a dinosaur]

Here's the full video, it's a new level of horror. She is feeling herself and wanted everyone to know she bought a new bra. Which brings the total to 3 bras she's owned in over 10 years.

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I'm not entirely sure that's a new bra. I think her single, stretched out black bra has suffered catastrophic structural damage and is barely serviceable. That thing is holding on by a thread.

 

[Esquilax]

Her head’s looking extra lumpy in her pig tale pigtail tiktok. Perhaps the face and liver boob have maxed out on fat and now her scalp is becoming obese?

I think that's a sign of hair breakage and loss. She's got little baby hairs trying to poke through the ratty mass that they lift up the hair altogether. That or she has mats close to the scalp that she can't brush out. Either way it's a gross look.

She looks like Angelica Pickles' nasty ass Cynthia doll with the frizz. I just can't get over how unsettling that hair style is, it's infantile. You're a 34 year old woman, Amber, embrace what little time you have as an 'adult' and act like it for once.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

I'm not entirely sure that's a new bra. I think her single, stretched out black bra has suffered catastrophic structural damage and is barely serviceable. That thing is holding on by a thread.

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Yeah, you can tell by how thin the bottom strap is that it's not supposed to be like that. She definitely ripped the front putting it on at some point

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Here's the full video, it's a new level of horror. She is feeling herself and wanted everyone to know she bought a new bra. Which brings the total to 3 bras she's owned in over 10 years.

Her pig tails are also looking mighty thin these days. We all know if she turned around it would be hilariously bald.

I just imagine this outfit on her body in that one pic we have from gaycare of her sitting on the couch from Eric's vlog.
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The beast is in heat again!

Did Amber spend so much money on shelf parachutes that she can't afford a new bra? Or do Torrid not sell AAA cup bras in her (big) back size?