Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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PiggyPie said:
Also your scale isn't haunted AL, its fucking BROKE
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Oh, but her scale is haunted because she destroyed it by stepping on it as she tried to fool herself into thinking she weighs less than the 500lb limit. She's hearing its ghost mocking her from beyond its technological grave.

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John Webster said:
Oh, but her scale is haunted because she destroyed it by stepping on it as she tried to fool herself into thinking she weighs less than the 500lb limit. She's hearing its ghost mocking her from beyond its technological grave.

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It doesn't show a weight because she's over the limit it can calculate. I really think she hasn't even considered this possibility.
 
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Sure Thing Idiot said:
She hasn't had an ID in what seems forever. I'm not sure about the rules everywhere but is getting a voluntary ID that hard in some places?
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Nah usually you need a light or gas bill or bank statement to prove where you live also a birth cert, social security card can get you a state ID
 
She talks about how she won't film them because respect. CUT-different lighting and time of day-but they might let her a little -CUT, back to original lighting. Yes, bitch, do what you want and justify it later by inserting it into your vids.

She won't sleep--at all. She hasn't slept--at all. She didn't sleep --at all. Repetitive much? (Only she took two naps)

Yeah, if I was a scale and a 500+ bitch tried to step on me i'd be haunted by now too, because I'd be dead. She weighs over 500 now. I'll eat a piece of cake in her honor when she hits 600 lbs.

She ate at Hardee's as we know and she probably had 1000 calories in that meal. Double Burger, fries, gallon of soda. I'm sure there were snacks in the car, then she does a restaurant where she had two complete meals in front of her. Then she's drinking Baileys, which is really just a milkshake. There is 100 calories in each ounce and that glass she poured had at least 5 ounces and how many did she have in total? Thousands of calories right there.

Wow! We got to see where she used to sit at the dinner table! So excite! Now squeeze yourself in that space again...I wanna see.

Getting an ID isn't hard. You get your SS which can be done online and takes no time, but here is the hard part-you have to go to the DMV and stand in line. And the DMV isn't fast so she might have to stand for 30 minutes to an hour.

Not gonna happen.
 
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BubbaGumpShraaamp said:
https://www.amazon.com/My-Weigh-XL-...0014ZQH84/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I found AL's scale on Amazon and it can weigh up to 550 lbs so I highly doubt she is too heavy for it.
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We're almost 5 months into 2017. If we pretend AL was telling the truth about her weight at the beginning of the year and was around 480, she would only have to gain an average of 15 lbs per month to be at 555 now. With all the alcohol she's been drinking lately on top of all the food she normally eats, it's very possible she's consumed enough excess calories to gain that much.
 
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ADHD said:
We're almost 5 months into 2017. If we pretend AL was telling the truth about her weight at the beginning of the year and was around 480, she would only have to gain an average of 15 lbs per month to be at 555 now. With all the alcohol she's been drinking lately on top of all the food she normally eats, it's very possible she's consumed enough excess calories to gain that much.
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i'd say its even more then that because, she has little to no exercise. like even when she goes shit shopping at TjMaxx she scooters herself around. this ham manages to go 24 hours with out taking a single step.
 
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FatFuckingClown said:
Second installment is done!
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Changing names, etc., so I don't get sued. :lol:
Anyhoo, here it is! Sorry for the wait, I was oot 'n aboot doing other projects. Enjoy. :feels:
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Your attention to detail is amazing gorrrl. I love the fuzzy key chain on her MK bag and her now "fuller" brows. This was ah-mazing
 
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