Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[thejackal]

Necky's leg looks like the leg of a 80 year old morbidly obese grandma in hospice. Her cankle is so large that she cannot even lace up the top row of her sneakers.

 

[4Macie]

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Because she is gonna be successful this time and what is her obsession with that photo? Is she proud of her photoshop skills?

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Who else here has doubts about this?

She literally just told us the other day that she was at her heaviest weight (508 or something). It was her new “starting weight”. That was less than 5 days ago. So if she’s lost 15 pounds in 5 days, she lying about her heaviest weight.

 

[NQ 952]

Just fyi, it's not physically possible for her to lose that much weight in 5 days, even at her gargantuan size. It's possible she lost water weight, but unless she started to incorporate multiple miles of waking every day, gorl is lying again.

 

[Faggot Gift]

For some odd reason I'm having trouble believing her.

 

[Mitch Conner]

I thought she wasn't sharing her journey on Instagram anymore? Or is it just for when she want's ass pat's now...

 

[FreeWasabi]

I started messing around with numbers on losertown, and even if she consumed literally nothing and did professional athlete-level training multiple times a day, she would still only lose about 10 lbs in a week.

 

[nyankosensei]

I mean, we've all come to the conclusion that she frequents the Farms, so my suspicion is she's seen everybody on here (and the various YouTube, Instagram & Twitter commenters) mentioning that "at her size she should have lost X amount by now" and is just making up numbers in her head that seem reasonable considering all the conjecture about energy burning at her massive size, but doesn't realise that a simple calculation shows that it's simply physically impossible.
Also, she's been eating out every single day so who the fuck is she really fooling with this shit? Lol.

she is fishing for comments on how well she is doing and all that, no real weigh in, just her word and lets face it, her word means nothing, not even with those bad scale photos she shows from time to time, she actually blocked me and deleted my comment just because i first congratulate her on the weightloss and then asked if she was finally gonna trim her dog's nails as that's easier than losing 15 lbs in 5 days! all her feed is full of stupid ambabies

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I lost 15 el bees y'all, I swear! Y'all don't need to see a weigh in because my points and protiens are raaaghhhtttt"

 

[ragonastick]

A few pounds of binge weight come off fast if you don't continue to binge tbh. So does water weight. If she lost 15lbs (which I highly doubt 'cause, y'know, it's AL), it's mostly food and water. It is possible in general though.

 

[another day another binge]

It actually is possible, if she binged like crazy earlier. She def was restricting calories just to show us how strong and determined she is. It's that kind of weight that easily goes on and off. Give her a week and it'll come back.

 

[Captain Ahab]

She’d have to burn at the very least 53,000 kcal in 5 days to lose that amount of fat. Her BMR is about 3,000 kcal per day. If she ate nothing at all, she’d have a deficit of 15,000 kcal in 5 days. Here’s a video of an extremely athletic gym bunny trying to burn 2,000 kcal in a day. To give you an idea of how fit she is, she actually ran a full marathon (I think) the day before that video.

It’s still only 10,000 kcal in five days. Burning 50,000 kcal in so short a time is insane. That’s something a professional athlete could attempt for a challenge. He or she would need to be under constant supervision by a medical team, as this level of physical exertion could prove deadly even to a pro.

If she’s not lying, the only medically plausible explanation is a fuckton of water weight and an empty stomach.

 

[497]

If Twinkie's nails are so long they're curling, they probably need to either be trimmed every day for a while or have a vet cut them all the way down and cauterize the quick. The quick recedes once the nail is cut, but only a little bit at a time, and if you don't keep cutting the nails it gets longer again. Tbh she has a right to be afraid to cut his nails, at this point her neglect has made it almost a sure thing it'll be traumatizing for him when it finally happens.

tl;dr don't give her idea to make Ricky do it, he'll cut the quick and Twinkie will bleed and she'll blame him

I was thinking maybe Rickie feels it's not his dog so why should he take care of it but if you are a decent person you can only ignore something, like a dog in pain, for so long. Or if it's AL that refuses to let him tell her to STFU and just do it while she is sleeping.

But maybe he knows it's too dangerous to cut himself now. Who's the person that said they can use a nail file? Maybe one of those glass files...they file nails down pretty quick.

 

[EH 110]

I was thinking maybe Rickie feels it's not his dog so why should he take care of it but if you are a decent person you can only ignore something, like a dog in pain, for so long. Or if it's AL that refuses to let him tell her to STFU and just do it while she is sleeping.

It would be great if Rickie could help, but he has a full plate. He works, cooks, cleans, takes care of his own dogs... Amber and Becky have all the time in the world to take care of Amber's pets. If she's unable or unwilling to care for them properly, the decent thing to do is surrender them to a local shelter. But Amber has never been a decent person.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Plus, we saw the fallout that happened the last time someone tried to take care of her pets when she refused to.

 

[liliput]

Puuuke. If Amber thinks she has curves, she's about as delusional as drag queens thinking fatphobia is a real thing.

 

[Sparkletor]

You guys obviously can't math as good as Amber.

First weeks typically have 7 days but since weekends don't count a week is now considered 5 days.

Starting weight was 208lbs which tbh is really 210lbs. 210 is such a random number that you can round it to 225 to make it easier.

So a week ago amber weighed 225lbs. Now she weighs 212lbs which is a difference of 13lbs which is easily rounded to 15lbs.

Mathematically proven.

 

[pickleniggo]

I already stated my theory on her fudging her starting numbers. And there's no way she's weighing herself at consistent times every day. She even stated she weighed herself at night which is - of course - the worst time to weigh yourself for accuracy. She also knows this as she's stated it in other videos. So if her "starting weight" was after a day of eating chinesebuffet+steakhouse+familysizechipsandicecream, it can seem like she's lost an impossible amount of weight in so little time.
Basically, she's purposely being deceitful to make herself look good. Surprise!

 

[Ambaby]

Her "friend" could also be a figment of her imagination.

Right? Is this the same "friend" that she started the 600 cal per meal diet with that she failed on day 2?

I'll take my :late: if needs be, but just had a thought: if this whale is really making somewhere near $10K/month (not believing she does, but I can imagine around half that) - why on earth does this lazy bitch not take advantage of a meal prep service? Cursory Google search tells me there are at least 3 companies that can deliver to her area. She can even pick her lovely meals. She wouldn't need to do a thing.

Oh right, because she doesn't actually want to change and also is a lying liar who lies and a cheating cheater who cheats. My god she's exceptional.

Hopefully she reads this (hi Amber). If she played it right, she could even get sponsored!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Imagine Amberlynn hiking up her skirt

 

[Malibougie]

I already stated my theory on her fudging her starting numbers. And there's no way she's weighing herself at consistent times every day. She even stated she weighed herself at night which is - of course - the worst time to weigh yourself for accuracy. She also knows this as she's stated it in other videos. So if her "starting weight" was after a day of eating chinesebuffet+steakhouse+familysizechipsandicecream, it can seem like she's lost an impossible amount of weight in so little time.
Basically, she's purposely being deceitful to make herself look good. Surprise!

Well she is always setting herself up for failure isn’t she? When she fudges the numbers for asspats it’s not maintainable and the more that she says she is losing the worse it is going to look when she is finally honest about her weight again. It’s going to be obvious that she doesn’t look like she is losing. We will laugh when she says she is losing, but obviously gaining.