Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,642 74.5%

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I'm also confused as to how she even sits on a toilet. Her butt sticks out so far in the back, her asscrack must be all over the lid of that toilet seat. Doesn't her butt push her so far forward she'd miss the bowl? In public restrooms, where there is no toilet seat lid, I'd imagine her butt keeps hitting the flusher, which would probably create a pleasant bidet effect and wash her a bit, but could also be the reason she hates them. At home perhaps she sits on the edge of the bathtub? But would she be able to balance?

How does she use the bathroom? One of the great mysteries of the world.
 
I'm also confused as to how she even sits on a toilet. Her butt sticks out so far in the back, her asscrack must be all over the lid of that toilet seat. Doesn't her butt push her so far forward she'd miss the bowl? In public restrooms, where there is no toilet seat lid, I'd imagine her butt keeps hitting the flusher, which would probably create a pleasant bidet effect and wash her a bit, but could also be the reason she hates them. At home perhaps she sits on the edge of the bathtub? But would she be able to balance?

How does she use the bathroom? One of the great mysteries of the world.

I think she squats over toilet seat because otherwise she would break it like 100 pounds ago in multiple places
 
I'm also confused as to how she even sits on a toilet. Her butt sticks out so far in the back, her asscrack must be all over the lid of that toilet seat. Doesn't her butt push her so far forward she'd miss the bowl? In public restrooms, where there is no toilet seat lid, I'd imagine her butt keeps hitting the flusher, which would probably create a pleasant bidet effect and wash her a bit, but could also be the reason she hates them. At home perhaps she sits on the edge of the bathtub? But would she be able to balance?

How does she use the bathroom? One of the great mysteries of the world.
Yes...because she has to do a side shuffle to get into the bathroom!!
 
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I'm also confused as to how she even sits on a toilet. Her butt sticks out so far in the back, her asscrack must be all over the lid of that toilet seat. Doesn't her butt push her so far forward she'd miss the bowl? In public restrooms, where there is no toilet seat lid, I'd imagine her butt keeps hitting the flusher, which would probably create a pleasant bidet effect and wash her a bit, but could also be the reason she hates them. At home perhaps she sits on the edge of the bathtub? But would she be able to balance?

How does she use the bathroom? One of the great mysteries of the world.


I think the only public restroom (atleast the stall style) she could fit in is the disabled one and even those can be small.
 
She would be fine on the elongated style toilets, they are fairly common.
 
Ah, yes, the good ol' waffle stomp.

That might be the thing that finally crosses the line if the guys found out about it, though.

I doubt Eric would give a shit. He's so willing to sell his soul for them jewtube bucks he would probably clean it up for her so that Ricky doesn't find out because that may be the thing to finally make Ricky grow a spine and kick them all the fuck out. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
....is this supposed to be a less fat Becky?
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