Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

I want definitive answers about the pants, dammit. I hope someone asks on snapchat or younow.

 

[Twinkie]

I'm sure she has been asked a hundred times. She just deletes those questions

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

So... is she buying likes again?

Too bad Walmart doesn't sell taste and class, Big Amb could stand to buy some of that.

 

[OprahGod]

Okay, then. Why don't you lurk for a while and read through the thread?

I have been. Thoroughly enjoying it.

She's so large and in charge

 

[Soda Sink]

I want definitive answers about the pants, dammit. I hope someone asks on snapchat or younow.

She's a pathological liar. She said she has more than one bra, but has never given any reason for us to believe her.

If I wasn't lazy I'd just photoshop "of course I wear new, clean pants everyday! You guys will find any reason to be a hayder " on some ugly background and everyone would believe it.

 

[sperginity]

She's a pathological liar. She said she has more than one bra, but has never given any reason for us to believe her.

If I wasn't lazy I'd just photoshop "of course I wear new, clean pants everyday! You guys will find any reason to be a hayder " on some ugly background and everyone would believe it.

I'm sure she has been asked a hundred times. She just deletes those questions

Shit, you're both right. The truth is elusive in AL's content.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Too bad Walmart doesn't sell taste and class, Big Amb could stand to buy some of that.

You know Amber's little ballet-flats-waddle? Well, taste and class is one of the things Amber can actually run away from.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Such a go-getter attitude! Hoping will definitely melt the weight off.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Diet sodas don't have sugar in them.

People started to say she was bed bound.

What I meant to say was that it still tastes sweet. So a couple of diet sodas is gonna snowball to eating junk food which obviously she should not be having.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This lady started at 700lbs and was in a feeder relationship. Now she's 465lbs and smaller than our gorl. Really puts AL into perspective.

Shit like this also makes me glad AL's lesbian b/c no child deserves to have AL as a mother.

Ugh, those elbows, tho.

 

[Xenomorph]

Her insta is full of all these "PRIVATE JOKES GUISE YOU WOULDNT GET IT"

 

[ADHD]

She said something to the effect of viewers have to choose is if they want up-to-date videos (sporadic) or daily videos (weeks behind)

Since there's nothing of any sort of timely importance in her videos, it doesn't matter if her videos are weeks behind. It shouldn't be too far beyond her skills to film a short clip updating on her weight and attaching it to whatever longer video she's about to upload.

 

[Soda Sink]

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Her insta is full of all these "PRIVATE JOKES GUISE YOU WOULDNT GET IT"

Yeesh even through text, you could cut the tension with a pioneer woman knife. They're so in love

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Amber is explaineeeen on snapchat why she can't upload daily anymore.

1. Yes, it's because of the chronic depressiuuun.
2. No, Amber is not bed bound even though she doesn't get out of bed everyday. :islamic: Imagine that fupa smell.. :islamic:
3. Yes, she's neglecting her animals because ''i caan't get out of beeed'' and ''it's hard to take Twinkie Stoooooore to pottyyy.
4. Excuses for almost 10 minutes.

 

[NQ 952]

So I got a letter from the postal inspection service and the IRS criminal investigation unit, because my name and address were used to sign a fraudulent check in Lexington, KY. Apparently this is an ongoing investigation into a local identity theft fraud that affected some 600 people.

It struck me that it would be the single funniest thing if it was AL that was writing fake checks to support her lifestyle.

Sadly, it's probably some shitty meth dealer and nobody I really know.

 

[EH 110]

If you can't take care of yourself, you have no right having pets. Becky, who can get out of bed to take Twinky outside for walks or clip her nails, does nothing. And those poor cats probably spray all over the house because no one is cleaning the litter boxes. Two useless cunts...

 

[Synthwave]

Amber is explaineeeen on snapchat why she can't upload daily anymore.

2. No, Amber is not bed bound even though she doesn't get out of bed everyday. :islamic: Imagine that fupa smell.. :islamic:

Did she say she was back on medication? She has been so manic lately that the switch to being so depressed you can't get out of bed seems very drastic. (I remember some medication makes the symptoms worse when you start taking it at first and then it actually starts to work and mellow down the mood swings.) Anyway, I feel this is something Amber just can use to excuse her laying in bed all day. I mean it's only natural when you weigh as much as her, the body will give in at some point - she can't waddle on forever with all that mass crushing her joints. It's obvious she has mental issues too but these combined, I am not surprised at all if the staying in bed will start to happen more often due to her ''depreshuun''.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So I got a letter from the postal inspection service and the IRS criminal investigation unit, because my name and address were used to sign a fraudulent check in Lexington, KY. Apparently this is an ongoing investigation into a local identity theft fraud that affected some 600 people.

It struck me that it would be the single funniest thing if it was AL that was writing fake checks to support her lifestyle.

Sadly, it's probably some shitty meth dealer and nobody I really know.

AL would never get arrested because she doesn’t fit in the Back Seats of the Police Car.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

Becky isn't as good of an actor as she thinks.. People commented for a while about how she always had an excuse for looking over it and annoyed in Amber's videos, then you turn around and see her in Eric's videos and she was happy and totally engaged. Same days, same house, different Beckys. I'm pretty sure they both know they're not that into each other, but they both are getting something out of the relationship.

Becky gets a sugar mama and doesn't have to work. Becky was the one who reached out to Amberlynn, not the other way around. She knew what Amber was about but was willing to play the carer anyway

 

[Twinkie]

I don't think it happened like that.

I don't believe Becky knew that much about Amber (the real shit, I mean). The story is that Becky found Amber's videos and worried that she was getting suicidal after Destiny dumped her. So Becky reached out. When they first got together Becky was standoffish, insisted on taking things slow, refused to be in the vlogs, and she had a job!

Then there was that fateful pothole in the dollar store parking lot (or wherever it was). Becky sprained/broke her ankle/foot and was laid up. She couldn't work for a while and was kind of helpless, physically. Amber seized the opportunity to tie down Becky with her tentacles, and it was all over.

e: I'm not saying Becky is a victim necessarily, just that I disagree that Becky saw Amber as a cash cow from the start