Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tiny Clanger]

Nah, she threw away her razor when she got too fat to reach her body hair.

Oooooh.....she can too reach. She shaves her knuckles regularly!

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I do believe she fell or otherwise hurt herself and is now bed bound. This is exactly how so many morbidly obese ended up immobile and 600+ lb. We knew this would happen sooner or later. She is in bed, cannot move and Becky keeps bringing her food. Not too far fetched? Question is, will she keep making YT vids or is it just Becky now.

 

[Make Believe]

she's not bedbound because she fell... she says she fell as an excuse to stay in bed. and that's what she's going to blame her weight gain on this week.

"I binged because I fell"

 

[Kukkamaaria]

she's not bedbound because she fell... she says she fell as an excuse to stay in bed. and that's what she's going to blame her weight gain on this week.

"I binged because I fell"

Either way the result will be the same: 600 lb and immobile.

 

[Make Believe]

insha'Allah sister

 

[Joe_Camel]

I used to have a friend just like skinny AL, her face kind of resembles AL's, with the eyes and nose ring. It's uncanny. Also a lesbian, same personality without being morbidly obese. She had a rough life as a kid, dad in prison, kid brother dead, grew up on the streets for a bit, has a penchant for hitchhiking and being irresponsible in general, the kind like AL who heavily relies on other people to care for them. So fucking impulsive and irresponsible; one day she bought a baby rabbit and kept him in the dark hallway outside her spacious room for a year until I took him.
She'd leech off her longtime girlfriends until they had nothing left but the essentials, and then she'd break up with them and immediately find someone else, swinging from one branch to the next seamlessly.

This one time irl_AL calls me out of the blue to tell me she went to a reiki healer and he fingered her, and she's on the other side of the country. My friends and I chipped in to buy her a bus ticket to come here, and she ended up staying my bed for a week because she had nowhere to go even though she's in her late 20s. She was never appreciative of anyone's help, always took it for granted. I tried so hard to put myself in her shoes and see things from her POV but I couldn't, so I cut all contact with her in the end.

I know everyone deals with their childhood/adolescent traumas differently, and where it makes some people become well-adjusted later on in life, it turns some into users who always look out for number one. No matter how charming and bubbly their facades are, inside they're still terrified of having to rely on themselves. I think it's common with these types to feel like the world owes them for their suffering, and they should be babied until they're 50.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

View attachment 539648Thumbslug preparing to devour the sacrifice the tribe left outside her cave

I thought Amber said that putting clothes on animals was a form of animal cruelty.

 

[sis no]

However, that video of Becky and Eric suggest some sort of unrest in the house.
I can't imagine taking care of a screaming 550 lb toddler.

rickie finally snapped and went cow tippin'

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

World's most subscribed channel PewDiePie manages to upload everyday but that's too much for the busy life of our dainty gorl.

 

[Not me]

Lazy ass, that's why

Well, it's her (money) loss, no one elses

 

[Bunny]

Lazy ass, that's why

Well, it's her (money) loss, no one elses

Wow I never noticed how crooked Becky's face is until someone mentioned it and your icon proved it. Jesus. What a mess. No chin and a crooked face. She never stood a chance.

 

[Hanzo Shimada]

Whatever her angle is on this whole thing, it's going to end up backfiring if it already hasn't begun to. No twitter access for most people, no ask.fm, hardly any videos, boring snaps? Gorl, people are going to find new cows to follow.

Forgive me, I am slightly out of the loop here. Did she give an explanation for taking down her ask.fm? Or is it just because she fell on her fupa and needs an excuse to eat about half a year's worth of reese's to "recover"?

Wow I never noticed how crooked Becky's face is until someone mentioned it and your icon proved it. Jesus. What a mess. No chin and a crooked face. She never stood a chance.

Literally same, I honestly thought it was just all of the extra chin fat that was making her disfigured.

 

[Twinkie]

She takes down her ask.fm every time she gets overwhelmed with callouts. That's it really

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

World's most subscribed channel PewDiePie manages to upload everyday but that's too much for the busy life of our dainty gorl.

And he's known for uploading multiple times a day depending on what he's doing. At this point even her haydur channels upload more often than she does.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Looks like the meal plan is going great! Fried sushi, y'all!

 

[C3PBRO]

Holy fuck they doused that sushi in mayo and bbq sauce like they were putting out a house fire.

 

[CindyChafe]

Holy fuck they doused that sushi in mayo and bbq sauce like they were putting out a house fire.

That's some fine, authentic sushi that Jiro Ono himself would be proud to serve.

 

[Twinkie]

@emspex can the poll on this topic be deleted since there is a clear winner? (:autistic

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

View attachment 541382 Looks like the meal plan is going great! Fried sushi, y'all!

That shit looks absolutely revolting.

 

[Trans-istor]

It's like something straight out of a stereotypical comedy film, yet real. I have yet to comprehend the ways of the Reid. And honestly I'd rather not. Ever.