Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HurriedBeanbag]

She’s live right now on younow.

Tapping out. She mentioned a video where she goes over her "In person" therapy coming out soon. Lots of her and Becky ignoring people asking for weigh ins.

 

[Warden Cross]

"In person" therapy

It's been said before, but the thought of her getting any kind of genuine therapy is...Well, it's something, alright. It would just turn into an excuse for her to act like she knows every therapy tip and trick in the book, I'm sure. Just like how she acts as if she's some kind of weight loss guru despite being, y'know, herself.

 

[Strine]

It's been said before, but the thought of her getting any kind of genuine therapy is...Well, it's something, alright. It would just turn into an excuse for her to act like she knows every therapy tip and trick in the book, I'm sure. Just like how she acts as if she's some kind of weight loss guru despite being, y'know, herself.

She could get real therapy, she may indeed have gotten it, but she discards any information she doesn't want to hear. A smart shrink would frame useful advice in notions about how she's a victim and nothing is her fault The minute she's forced to consider herself agent rather than patient she will just scuttle the ship and row her lifeboat to Orange Chicken Island.

 

[Malibougie]

Well I can’t bekieved I sat through AL and Becky showing us how dumb they are.

Becky thinks the word “triggered” is made up. Which was sort of entertaining because it did trigger her.

AL doesn’t know what passive aggressive means and had to look it up, which come to think of it may have been passive aggressive in of itself.

Amber avoided the q’s about weighing in. Becky answered, but said that she would only weigh in when she wants to- which is code for only times she report a loss.

Becky looks bigger than ever, but claims she hasn’t gained

Forgot to add that she proved that she doesn’t know how to be sarcastic. It’s not sarcasm if you say the truth with a sassy/condisending tone

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Tapping out. She mentioned a video where she goes over her "In person" therapy coming out soon. Lots of her and Becky ignoring people asking for weigh ins.

Yeah , I'm pretty sure it's just a video of her rambling lies about her "therapy" session while sitting on a pillow mountain and not an actual vlog with drive to therapist office, the whole process there.

Just like her "visit" to magical doctors office who magically declared her a perfect specimen of perfect health while we all know any pre med student will declare her state of health as serious condition just by taking a single look at her.

Unless she shows the ride to doctor's office, don't believe her lies.

 

[Raven]

A bit of a non sequitur here.... Sometimes Big A looks stoned in the eye area, but it could just be her fat-lidded beetus eyes deceiving my own, so I'm asking you: Does she have any known history with and/or views on smoking? What if some of her binges are really munchies? If they aren't munchies, what do you imagine her version of a munchies episode would constitute??

 

[Strine]

It's the thousandth thread page gorls. Where do you think Amber will be when the thread hits 2000 pages? My guess is in bed, in the same house, 600+lbs and with Becky running her YouTube channel with two-minute segments of Amber orating from Pillow Mountain at the end of every video. I foresee (and desire) an eviction arc when Amber's YT revenue drops so low that she and Necky have to resort to desperate means to remain in the house.

 

[C3PBRO]

Our dainty gorl.

 

[JerkyPirate]

Our dainty gorl.

That one weird long tit kills me. Kill em, Big AL.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

It's the thousandth thread page gorls. Where do you think Amber will be when the thread hits 2000 pages? My guess is in bed, in the same house, 600+lbs and with Becky running her YouTube channel with two-minute segments of AOrating from Pillow Mountain at the end of every video. I foresee (and desire) an eviction arc when Amber's YT revenue drops so low that she and Necky have to resort to desperate means to remain in the house.

Dead. She's about 50-100 pages away from 600lbs.

 

[Strine]

Dead. She's about 50-100 pages away from 600lbs.

She's 27. People fatter and older than she is have lived longer.

Although they also treated their obesity-related fatal health conditions.

Regarding the smoking thing; nobody knows, because she has given multiple accounts of her drug use history that contradict each other. She has claimed to be straight edge and also to be a frequent user (this is in reference to her teen years, not about her current habits).

 

[Puta Bruja]

Forgot to add that she proved that she doesn’t know how to be sarcastic. It’s not sarcasm if you say the truth with a sassy/condisending tone

I think the reason why she can't be sarcastic or even funny at all is because she isn't very smart. You have to have some sort of intelligence to be sarcastic. She literally cannot understand sarcasm, she's just too simple minded for all that.

A bit of a non sequitur here.... Sometimes Big A looks stoned in the eye area, but it could just be her fat-lidded beetus eyes deceiving my own, so I'm asking you: Does she have any known history with and/or views on smoking? What if some of her binges are really munchies? If they aren't munchies, what do you imagine her version of a munchies episode would constitute??

I honestly don't even think she "binges" or has a binge eating disorder. I think she's just straight up addicted to food and eats a large quantity of food every time she eats. If she eats binge size quantities every time she consumes food does that really count as a binge? She's a food addict and extremely overeats because of it from what it looks like. She has food aggression issues because of the emotional attachment she has towards food. Her simple fat brain can't fathom that it can enjoy certain foods in small quantities. Her brain just tells her "YUM this is good - I must eat as much of it as fast as I can!" and doesn't think twice. As if she will never have the opportunity to enjoy that food again. I don't know why she doesn't just admit that she's addicted to food as if it was heroin and constantly over-eats and instead tries to say it's a binge disorder as if she is restricting herself at any point in time and then binge eating out of control other times. There's no restrictions. Proof goes all the way back to when Aunt Tammy told us about how her father told her to not eat so much spaghetti and she just piled even more on her plate.. lol

 

[Twinkie]

Amber claims to have asthma. I'm not sure if she genuinely has it or if it's just her lungs collapsing and congestive heart failure. It could be those things and asthma. In any case, I doubt she smokes except on very rare occasions.

I do think she still drinks sometimes. She definitely seemed tipsy in a recent video... can't remember the name but it was the one that was probably filmed on Eric's birthday but uploaded weeks later.

 

[Phalanx]

Damn Gorls its been a helluva ride!!!! Hamber have fun and eat two portions of orange chicken on us all at the fatms.

Where will she be in 1000; close to death, hamber does not want to change she wants a meal ticket. She is probs 550 now, she has gained like 30lbs in less than 2 months that is fucking insane

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

She won’t make 2000 pages. She’s over 540lbs with so many comorbidities that are being untreated. Choose a system in her body - cardiac, respiratory, endocrine, neural - any one of them could kill her at any time.

However, for some reason, people like Amberlynn seem to avoid death. Perhaps she’s too irritating for the Grim Reaper to deal with so he/she is leaving her here for us.

When even a heavy filter can’t hide your non healing wounds...

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Even Tammy Slaton knows to stay the hell away.

 

[DonaldChump]

I wonder if Amberlynn lies awake at night and thinks about what a disaster, what a trainwreck, how kind of hopeless her life is? Where its like you cant sleep because your thoughts wont sit still that type of thing. Some people might have a nightcap or try to rub one out or take sleeping pills, but for her a nightcap would be a 20 piece McNugget or something. Maybe that's how her sleep schedule got fucked up? Well that and sleep apnea I guess. But it's like, she really cant have any joy, can she? Does she have any real hopes or dreams, maybe goals, passions, hobbies or interests? She's almost not even a person, she has no personality, of her own. Shes not a worthwhile person, even if she did stop everything and try to "start over" nobody is going to want to bother investing in her. They have their own friends and lives so at best shes someone you see at some meetup or event and talk to for a bit, but not a lot of people are hanging out with her.

In a way its like she's living with her parents, she's got Mommy Becky, Daddy Rickie, and bro Eric, and that's her social circle. Even if she "turns it around" would it even be worth it outside of feel-goods? A lot of the things people aspire to do, they like to do with their friends, its not fun just to experience shit on your own, at least all the time, you want to share experiences, thoughts and ideas and shit. You can go out by yourself, and people do, but, if that was all you had, it would kind of suck. To see the world by yourself or whatever, just another nameless face or something. Could she even fix it? Most of your "best years" are behind you at nearly 30, she's burned a few bridges, she's got no real career, no job experience, no real meaningful experiences in general, no education. I kinda feel why she milks this shit, it's overwhelmingly bleak and hopeless even if she does change.

 

[Bunny]

ngl I wouldn't put it past her to have Becky take her phone and take pictures to "prove" she's not bedbound. She is calculating. I ain't neva trust this bitch! I need a selfie, Amber!

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

In 2000 pages, I predict that Amberlynn will still be a hot topic of discussion, but producing very little content due to a severe decline in her mental/physical health. She's probably looking down the barrel of a serious and sobering health crisis of some kind within the next year or two. I'd bet a lot of Adsense money on that. Complications from The Beetus, total loss of mobility, or something debilitating that hits her really hard and fast like a stroke.

The real question is, will it humble her enough to start making some changes in her life? Will she reach such a point of physical discomfort that the motivation for weight loss becomes one of practicality, rather than looking good in Torrid hauls? At her size, I would think even small 'wins' like these would be worth trying for:

-making it through a whole night without forgetting to breathe
-wiping with confidence
-fitting in the front passenger seat again

Best thing she could do for herself right now is get off the internet and get into actual therapy, but after the orange chicken mukbang, it's pretty clear she's not even trying at this point. She's made her bed, and now she quite literally has to lie in it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Keep them filters on big gorl, you still look like a fucking balloon head.

This is a shitty filter on a free app, not professional photoshop.