Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Why is she posting about fat AL on some beauty guru chat offshoot? In what fucking universe is AL anything resembling a beauty channel? Like she doesn't even try to be, where is that redditfag getting their intel? bitch where?

Walmart.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I will fully admit to being :autism::autism: here, but Amber's answer about that "Cocoa Puffs" situation made me suspicious, so I decided to look into it for fun.
Here's the incident in question (timestamped):

That bit where she was whispering with thinly-veiled fury has always been fascinating to me.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Looks like we've moved on from Sassylynn and headed right into Victimlynn mode.

Poor Amber, no matter what she does, people hate on her! Can't a gorl daintily glug water out of a gallon jug during a ladylike spaghetti mukbang without getting assaulted by rude comments??? Other YouTubers do this all the time and no one criticizes them! Amberlynn is the only person on YT that receives rude comments. Obviously it's because she's FAT! It's SO UNFAIR!!!

I hope she gets her groove back soon: cunty, Sassy Al is far more entertaining. Followed closely by "Nutrition and Diet Expert" Al. Thankfully, she also decided to treat us to a quick glimpse of her on Twitter today:

Spoiler: Carbsplaining

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

What. That is not a lot of food for 400 calories. No wonder.

 

[Strine]

Looks like we've moved on from Sassylynn and headed right into Victimlynn mode.
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Poor Amber, no matter what she does, people hate on her! Can't a gorl daintily glug water out of a gallon jug during a ladylike spaghetti mukbang without getting assaulted by rude comments??? Other YouTubers do this all the time and no one criticizes them! Amberlynn is the only person on YT that receives rude comments. Obviously it's because she's FAT! It's SO UNFAIR!!!

I hope she gets her groove back soon: cunty, Sassy Al is far more entertaining. Followed closely by "Nutrition and Diet Expert" Al. Thankfully, she also decided to treat us to a quick glimpse of her on Twitter today:

Spoiler: Carbsplaining

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What's the world coming to when a gorl gets criticised for saying she's on a diet and then pigging out on camera? Nutritonlynn should collab with FoodieBeauty, PhD, for a thousand-pound summit on how posting about healthy food is the same as eating it.

 

[Donovan the Man]

What. That is not a lot of food for 400 calories. No wonder.

400 calories is a decent meal for a normal size woman. After reading that how can anyone believe she can lose weight.

 

[Malibougie]

I found a comment thread on r/bgccj where someone started sperging in defense of AL, without mentioning her name but its obviously about her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BGCCircleJ...torials_is_lying_about_losing_weight/ebii1h1/
They also claim to have spent 30 minutes yesterday reporting youtube channels and comments for harassment. lol.

Spoiler

SRS If you think this is bad, you guys should see some of the stuff that happens on the vlogging community. This will be a long comment, mostly because I want to bitch (LMFAO SORRY GUYS I JUST FEEL PASSIONATELY ABOUT THIS) but also because this is semi-related and shows how bad things have gotten. This girl I've been watching since 2014 started years ago as a weight-loss channel that turned into a vlogging channel with some makeup thrown in, and sometimes she would talk about weight-loss. She has gained substantial weight since she started her channel, but it's very obvious that she has mental illnesses that are hindering her ability to lose weight. She's been made fun of so much that she's afraid to go to doctors to actually get help, because she doesn't want them to make fun of her. There are probably at least 100 channels that take her content and re-upload it, then add in animal noises or actually just Photoshop her as a cow or hippo. They change her name to include "Fat" or "Ham" or "Beanbag" because she thought a man called her a "beanbag" one day because of her size.

It's frustrating to watch her feed into the trolls by giving them what they want by posting binging videos, but she cannot work and YouTube is the only income they have at this point. Fucked up situation, but as someone who once needed money to live and couldn't find a job, I can relate to the panic of trying to do anything just to be able to survive. She lives in the same area, less than an hour, from where I lived in the states, so I know the cost of living and the markups that are insane there because you're an hour away from the nearest actual town. She is so socially stunted by being shut-in for years that you can tell even talking about big social functions affects her. As someone who has mental illnesses, and who is overweight, I've always felt drawn to her because I catch glimpses of myself in this girl. The anxiety, the self-hatred, etc. all just hits close to home, so it bothers me when 99.9% of her comments are people telling her she's doing great on her way to greet Death for Christmas. They tell her they can't wait to see how they fit her into a casket, they tell her they'll donate to her funeral fund, and stuff that's worse than that.

Thankfully, today someone posted on YouTube that a ton of hate-channels about her had been deleted. I spent about thirty minutes yesterday reporting a bunch of channels and comments, and two of the ones that were removed I directly contacted YT about because they had been blatantly harassing not only this girl, but ANY of her viewers that posted positive comments or encouragement. These same channels are the ones who have started saying that she isn't an actual lesbian, and is just saying she is because only women could find her attractive at this point.

I'm hoping that by YT doing this to these channels, that other channels will soon follow, and not just in the weigh-loss/vlogging community, but also the beauty community, too. I know it was ~thirty minutes~ spent reporting these channels, but if that's all I have to spend to help this girl get a little less hate, I'm okay with that. Call me a narc, call me pathetic, but nobody deserves the amount of hate this girl gets on a daily basis. She posted a picture to Instagram of her a couple hundred pounds lighter, from before her mental illnesses floated to the surface, saying, "I hate myself," and disabled comments. People went to her channel and started polls and discussions about if she would finally "do the deed" and fix herself for the last, and final time. Fuck them, man. Fuck them so hard.

Also, I wanted to add that I didn't want to directly name her because while she does talk about makeup A LOT, she's not a popular beau-tuber, so I just left out her name. I hope that's okay.

Jesus, is this person projecting much? It’s almost as if she reads and sees everything said about AL to HER.

The beauty thing got me. Every few months AL rolls out the same tired elf eyeliner, “expensive”Becca foundation and lashblast something or other mascara.

 

[ADHD]

Do people really think Amber could adhere to a low carb diet? That's about as insane as people thinking Chantal is really giving up meat.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Sorry if I'm just :dumb: but did cxnt's channel get eaten too?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Sorry if I'm just :dumb: but did cxnt's channel get eaten too?

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She mentioned elsewhere recently that videos were private until they're, I forget exactly. Archived, perhaps?

 

[666EVE666]

Sorry if I'm just :dumb: but did cxnt's channel get eaten too?

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No, they are private until they can be archived elsewhere in the event things are mass reported and removed because I don't keep the original files. Will be back up in a day or so

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Thanks, y'all.

 

[Becky's Missing Neck]

Jesus, is this person projecting much? It’s almost as if she reads and sees everything said about AL to HER.

The beauty thing got me. Every few months AL rolls out the same tired elf eyeliner, “expensive”Becca foundation and lashblast something or other mascara.

Don't forget that mystery shimmer powder she's had since high school.

 

[Blep]

I'm late to the Amberlance party, but I seriously am at a loss to her whole vegan shtick. And yeah, this is old news, but I'm a whiny tofucuck and this shit is bothering me.

She made that whole fake-tearful come-to-jesus-moment vid of her having some moral revelation and then had a complete 180 and said she can never-ever do it because weh tampons aren't vegan.

I understand if she went on a plant based diet , but she was supposedly touched deep in her cholesterol-calcified little heart after binging animal slaughter footage. How the fuck can you be someone who publicly claims that something is immoral, awful, cruel, inexcusable - and then post the exact opposite 6 months later.... and not delete at least one of them.

I don't give a shit about her pitiful ability to stick to her own supposed morals, I'm just baffled by her choice to keep both videos. Wouldn't you feel some impulse to delete a ten minute video of you passionately chastising the actions you now indulge in daily? (or hourly. let's be real. she's gotta be huffing cheetos around the clock at this rate)

How can she be so quick to defend herself over the littlest things (see: vlogmas greasewatch 2018. Gorl needs to learn about dry shampoo.) and not at least try to nuke old videos that show so clearly that she has no moral fortitude? Does she not feel shame in any way knowing that people can see her shallow nature within the span of two shitty vlogs?

She can't even be bothered to hide her fuckups. It's fucking pitiful. She could at least try and preserve the sanctity of her brief moment growing a fucking backbone by not also having a video where she goes back on everything she was proselytizing over.

anywho thanks for coming to my ted talk

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't care about being consistent; but more importantly, $$$$$$$$. Lots of people search youtube for veganism / vegan for weight loss / vegan drama, etc So I'm sure those vids still make her some money.

 

[Blep]

She doesn't care about being consistent; but more importantly, $$$$$$$$. Lots of people search youtube for veganism / vegan for weight loss / vegan drama, etc So I'm sure those vids still make her some money.

True, true. She'd have such a huge following if she actually stuck with it though. Hell, even if she only stuck with it on camera while horking her sacred Citrus Poultry in secret, she'd probably amass a huge throng of followers nowadays. Gorl is missing out on a marketing opportunity here.

But yeah, she's clearly $hameless.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

VLOGMAS DAY 11 AMPUTATING MY LEG MUKBANG

"So to celebrate loosing 100 ell bees Becky and I are going on a date to the Chinese buffet, and this gorl isn't going to be counting calories today!"

 

[raritycunt]

VLOGMAS DAY 11 AMPUTATING MY LEG MUKBANG

"So to celebrate loosing 100 ell bees Becky and I are going on a date to the Chinese buffet, and this gorl isn't going to be counting calories today!"

That’s not even a joke that’s 100% foreshadowing

*puts on thunkful cap*

I'm following this little reddit slapfight between the HAYDUR who claims to be from the facebook Hamber group vs the angry Ambaby dickrider who claims to have taken out the HAAAAAAATE channels Amberlard and Hamberger. It's not really worth checking out (though the Ambaby is screeching about kiwi farms and the other redditor seems to have no understanding what that is, ).... but reading their posts triggered a thought and since this is General I thought I'd share:

We know they still share a phone plan but Amber is sending Destiny money more than once a month, so it can't just be for that alone. What if that money Amberlynn is still sending to Destiny is for a due balance for damaging their last apartment? Destiny took off to live with Dana and Amberlynn trashed the place by letting her animals shit and piss everywhere. When that happens you don't just lose your security deposit, you get a nice fat bill for the daamages. Since they were both on the lease they would both be named and liable.

Maybe at the time Amber got Destiny to pay it by guilt tripping Destiny for ~abandoning her, but now that time has passed maybe she's afraid that the story is going to come out and make her look bad (rightfully) so she's paying it back to Destiny. It's one theory.

I’ve had a look at the slap fight as well, what a lot of work on both sides

 

[Malibougie]

Just thinking

If 1lb= 3,500 calories, and al is 570lbs the Amber Lynn is 1,995,000 calories

 

[Long time lurker]

What if that money Amberlynn is still sending to Destiny is for a due balance for damaging their last apartment? Destiny took off to live with Dana and Amberlynn trashed the place by letting her animals shit and piss everywhere. When that happens you don't just lose your security deposit, you get a nice fat bill for the daamages. Since they were both on the lease they would both be named and liable.

Posted on Nov 27th:

- Amber's phone and bills are being paid by Destiny to this day (tbh, I thought Amber had changed to Becky's account by now),
- there is also the rumour that Destiny gave her a CC for Christmas,
- and last, but not least, I suspect that AOnly allowed Destiny to move out after making sure Destiny would cover all the bills related to the apartment (the bs story that she had to move in with Becky because it was too far for Becky to drive is just that - bs. Becky was driving 40min out of her way, IIRC, to leave Amber at Rafe's daycare). I think either Destiny was still paying rent and utilities, or more likely, Amber stopped paying rent after Destiny moved out and the landlord came after her or her mother.
Allowing Twinkie to use Destiny's room as a dog bathroom was Amber being passive-aggressive and fucking Destiny over with yet another bill.

Doesn't sound like a sugar baby to me.

* Amber "gave" some clothes to Dana around the time she moved in with Becky. I think I said it before that I always suspected it wasn't a gift, it was payment for some of the expenses Destiny had to cover.