Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I liek fr0gs said:
She is totally owning up to the fact that her mobility has been seriously set back the last few months.
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If she's just admitting now that her mobility is diminishing, that means it started seriously going downhill a year ago. Just like her 500 and 550 lb milestones, it takes a trip around the sun for her to admit the truth to herself.
 
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Holy shit, this one has it all: extra sassiness, a reminder that everyone is dying as a suuper clever clapback, and even a "lol" for good measure. And now a warning to not "ruin this" for her with pesky stories about your loved ones' deaths.

Mark my words, when she hits 100k subs she is going to become an insufferable cunt. Well, even more of an insufferable cunt.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
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Holy shit, this one has it all: extra sassiness, a reminder that everyone is dying as a suuper clever clapback, and even a "lol" for good measure. And now a warning to not "ruin this" for her with pesky stories about your loved ones' deaths.

Mark my words, when she hits 100k subs she is going to become an insufferable cunt. Well, even more of an insufferable cunt.
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I'd love to see a compilation of people literally begging her to do better and her blowing them off. Just for shits & giggles.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
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Holy shit, this one has it all: extra sassiness, a reminder that everyone is dying as a suuper clever clapback, and even a "lol" for good measure. And now a warning to not "ruin this" for her with pesky stories about your loved ones' deaths.

Mark my words, when she hits 100k subs she is going to become an insufferable cunt. Well, even more of an insufferable cunt.
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Huge powerlevel here, but I'm actually not dying, Amber. That must be hard to comprehend when the house you're in may have to be ripped apart at any second to get your 600 lb corpse out.
 
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Ummm we’re not all dying at warp speed. We’re here in life stuck in LA traffic while you and Becky are cruising in the carpool lane to death.

Yes we will all die, but not before 30.

Also, don’t be a cunt to a supporter who lost a friend to cancer and is worried for you. Where the fuck is your compassion? These are the moments she gives that remind me why I should never, ever have an ounce of pity or sadness for her.
 
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Holy shit, this one has it all: extra sassiness, a reminder that everyone is dying as a suuper clever clapback, and even a "lol" for good measure. And now a warning to not "ruin this" for her with pesky stories about your loved ones' deaths.

Mark my words, when she hits 100k subs she is going to become an insufferable cunt. Well, even more of an insufferable cunt.
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Dont ruin this for me? Fuck you, AL

Wow.. yeah dont ruin this for me with someone else's cancer.

I hope this one bites her right in the mangled ass.
 
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Here's the real question. Do you guys think she will ever go on my 600 pound life? She's definately getting there and you know how she likes to freeload. I kind of want to se her failure to be brodcast on national television so the whole world can see what a despicable human being she actually is.
 
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Moxy$$ said:
Here's the real question. Do you guys think she will ever go on my 600 pound life? She's definately getting there and you know how she likes to freeload. I kind of want to se her failure to be brodcast on national television so the whole world can see what a despicable human being she actually is.
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No. She'd have to go radio silent on her channel while they filmed, and she'd lose too much money.
 
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Delusional beyond description. She gets 100k subs and already thinks she is better than everybody else. I was about to say she is being very salty lately then I read that twitter exchange and damn she is being extra spicy.

Someone on the FB groups shared a xap of her IG post of a pic of hers from probably around the Krystle era saying she used to be "pretty and losing weight. But well, y'know". So is this an open declaration of not losing weight from hereon? I wasn't expecting much but heck I was still TREMENDOUSLY disappointed.

Save up for that XL coffin, bois. She won't be long for this earth.
 
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Lord Almighty, CuntyLynn is on a roll tonight. In between congratulating herself for her upcoming 100k subs (and RT'ing every single asspat celebrating this blessed event) she is taking even more time out of her busy schedule to sass all the haydurs!
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"My PRIVATE messages, you ignoramus! And furthermore, I don't care LOL. I focus all my energy on my hundreds and hundreds of adoring fans, except for this one little tweet right here."
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"SORRY HUN. Oh, and I'm about to hit 100k subscribers so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't ruin it with your hateful and vicious attempts to make me accountable for what I say."
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"Oh, you have examples? That proves nothing LOL. You can't beat me with reason and evidence, because I don't care about this topic anymore! And guess what, shitlords: YouTube isn't the boss of me- 2019 is AMBER TIME, and I do what I want!"
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Lord Almighty, CuntyLynn is on a roll tonight. In between congratulating herself for her upcoming 100k subs (and RT'ing every single asspat celebrating this blessed event) she is taking even more time out of her busy schedule to sass all the haydurs!
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"My PRIVATE messages, you ignoramus! And furthermore, I don't care LOL. I focus all my energy on my hundreds and hundreds of adoring fans, except for this one little tweet right here."
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"SORRY HUN. Oh, and I'm about to hit 100k subscribers so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't ruin it with your hateful and vicious attempts to make me accountable for what I say."
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"Oh, you have examples? That proves nothing LOL. You can't beat me with reason and evidence, because I don't care about this topic anymore! And guess what, shitlords? YouTube isn't the boss of me- 2019 is AMBER TIME, and I can do what I want!"
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Damn =| She'll be like that for a long time especially since with more subs means more shekels which can afford her the cuntiness.
 
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Tammy Larsen said:
She gave up on the upload schedule because it’s overrated and no one does it anymore- definitely not because she’s lazy and can’t stick to anything.


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She’s such a cunt, she whines non stop about all the hate she gets but when people ARE nice she gets all cunty to them. And what does she mean no one has a schedule anymore? Jenna Marbles uploads every Wednesday I believe.

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Yeah, so try not to ruin this for me with your stupid best-friend-dying-from-cancer stories. I’m only trying to raise positivity here while being a massive cunt, can’t you tell?!
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Shes immune to death stories, she’s lived with Becky too long.

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