Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guardsman42]

I want to point out some thing about this manipulation etc.

There is a common thing with people like Hamber, I'm not sure what disorder it falls under etc. She knows her limitations, and surrounds her self below her abilities. Money? She has found people who make less. Intelligence? She actively seeks people dumber then her.

It's like people who make good money, and go to dives on the regular. I say dives here as in places where the bathroom is disgusting, the booze is watered down and the tap lines have gunk in them. They go there because they look like they're a big wig suddenly. People are impressed by their not second hand jeans, and their ability to casually spend twenty bucks. Hamber is trying to do the same thing. Think about the pyschological effect on Becky who spends all day around some one who has money, and acts superior to her intellectually. She probably feels like shit mentally. This is how Hamber does her thing. It's not really manipulation persay, but it's strategically picking whom you are around. Don't let people who can one up ever enter your life and you always become an All Star.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Regarding the Dr. Phil Show. That's not the one she said she was auditioning for last summer. She said on ask.fm that she was contacted both by Dr. Phil's and M600PL's producers and declined. The super secret audition thing was later on.

 

[Aldora]

In a way it’s smart of Amber to stay off tv, on her YouTube she can try(and this is the keyword here ) to control the narrative, but once she is is someone else’s world, she has no power to control anything. She has seen how awful and unpleasant a lot of these people are portrayed and that is reason alone for her to be afraid of reality tv. There is already a lot of dirt on Amber on the net and it’s so easy to find, anyone who goggles her to find out about will quickly see videos about her lies, fake rape claims, boycott and so on.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I want to point out some thing about this manipulation etc.

There is a common thing with people like Hamber, I'm not sure what disorder it falls under etc. She knows her limitations, and surrounds her self below her abilities. Money? She has found people who make less. Intelligence? She actively seeks people dumber then her.

It's like people who make good money, and go to dives on the regular. I say dives here as in places where the bathroom is disgusting, the booze is watered down and the tap lines have gunk in them. They go there because they look like they're a big wig suddenly. People are impressed by their not second hand jeans, and their ability to casually spend twenty bucks. Hamber is trying to do the same thing. Think about the pyschological effect on Becky who spends all day around some one who has money, and acts superior to her intellectually. She probably feels like shit mentally. This is how Hamber does her thing. It's not really manipulation persay, but it's strategically picking whom you are around. Don't let people who can one up ever enter your life and you always become an All Star.

You know, I think Becks is a bit slow and she probably has shit self esteem...clearly so. However, that come on message to Hamber that she initiated was almost Destiny Chad-like. Do you think that maybe that was what drew Hamber in? Of course, once she started actually talking with her I'm sure the simple Becks came out and Hamber knew she had her mark, but that's probably what caught her eye.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Dr.Phil's a piece of shit but I'd kill to see him tear into Big Al.

She'd never be able to fit into those chairs he uses. They'd have to rent a couch for the honor of having her break it.

 

[Twinkie]

Looks like the Bora Bora dream is dead

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So... what's stopping her? Compared to Bora Bora it costs peanuts to visit OK and CA. She's full of shit, another Humblelynn response

If MSHPL Kelli could fit on a plane so can fat AL

 

[Mocha]

I have to disagree. Not that what you're saying isn't true, but there are things in this video that are textbook Feeder Porn 101: the unbroken eye contact while eating, the stupidly large bites, the sexual moaning, comments such as "I wanna take a big bite now" and "Oooh, I'm so full".

Look, Amber is fucking gross and eats like an animal. That's not new. But this video was beyond even her usual disgusting self, to the point that it's clearly fetishizing the act of cramming food in her face. The whole thing was just really off and uncomfortable, and I believe there's good reason for that.

This is something I really don't get even though the way you explained it is good. Watching her videos she always acts like she is a dainty little flower, pretending as though any amount of food is enough to fill her gargantuan stomach and she gets "soooo so full!!!" from eating half a plate of shrimp and then as soon as the camera's off she probably shovels the rest down her gullet. I guess it's the desire to be dainty and cute like how she sees those Korean gals which explains her mannerisms but it's so fucking strange to watch such a massive beast try her best to seem cute.

At least to me, it seems the appeal of those tiny Asian girls stuffing their maws is people getting some sense of "wow, you would never expect such a cute little lady to eat so much, it's kind of endearing to see them pig out once in a while!" or "I wish I could eat like that and still be thin" but Amby fails to realize there's nothing appealing to anyone besides fetishists about a fat fuck showing everyone how they got fat and will keep getting fatter.

This is one of the things that bothers me about her the most. Somebody needs to tell her that she isn't cute. People her size don't look cute doing that shit, they just look awkward; Like an Elephant trying to prance around like a gazelle. A woman who can barely stand shouldn't be trying to act petite.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She'd never be able to fit into those chairs he uses. They'd have to rent a couch for the honor of having her break it.

They already have heavy-duty seating options for their guests:

The newest ones are blue iirc

 

[literally low-key]

She can't walk and she can't drive. She's a prisoner in her own body.
She hasn't been able to leave the house alone in years. Like a child always has to have her caretaker with her.

 

[Long time lurker]

I've been wondering since I began following AL whether or not she realizes what she's doing. Now, I DO think she knows what she's doing when she turns on her camera. She knows how to clickbait, I'll give our beast that. But what about on a more personal level? Does she realize what she's doing to Becky? Or is it, (as I suspect), more emotionally driven?

I don't know if all of them react the same way, but I'll quote the first narcissist I've met. Whenever I pushed back and debunked the lies, I was verbally attacked and did the only thing I could - walk away. I'd then be contacted again and the apology always, ALWAYS, started with "I wasn't thinking".

I don't think she reads other people particularly well because she has no interest in anything or anyone other than herself.

How can she? Amber is too busy paying attention to herself, she has no time to notice anyone/thing else. It's the reason her vlogs are so boring - when you spend your life gazing in awe at your own bellybutton, you don't see anything else.

Maybe there's some sicko who likes that part of it, (there's always one), but someone's stinky unwashed folds would not fit into the pristine mass in this particular fetish.

Sexuality is connected to health. When stripped down, all living organisms have two priorities: remain alive and reproduce. Reproduction, which with humans involves sex, only comes into play if the body is healthy. Bad smells are associated with bad health.

Even people who have fetishes have atavistic reactions to certain things, such as seeking a healthy partner.

You know, I think Becks is a bit slow and she probably has shit self esteem...clearly so. However, that come on message to Hamber that she initiated was almost Destiny Chad-like. Do you think that maybe that was what drew Hamber in? Of course, once she started actually talking with her I'm sure the simple Becks came out and Hamber knew she had her mark, but that's probably what caught her eye.

Amber accepted Becky because she was running out of time (the rental agreement was about to expire and I bet Destiny wasn't going to renew) and she (Amber) had no other choices.

Could this have been the "audition" Big Al bragged about all last summer then never mentioned again?

Pro tip: whenever Amber mentions something once and drops the subject it's a LIE.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She's no doubt covered in fucking sores.

I agree, but we're not supposed to discuss Amber's hatchet wound in this thread.

Looks like the Bora Bora dream is dead

Unless Amber's dreams involve being a grotesquely bloated bag of fat with a mannish sped girlfriend, I'd say all her dreams are dead.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Who is the dumb cunt who keeps sending tweets saying "you are enough"?
GTFO.

 

[Bunny]

They already have heavy-duty seating options for their guests:
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The newest ones are blue iirc

Holy fuck she can't even sit up. She just flops. That's really sad.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Holy fuck she can't even sit up. She just flops. That's really sad.

Not that it matters but just fyi that's a man. There comes a point when you're so fat your gender can no longer be determined at a glance, which is also very sad.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Not that it matters but just fyi that's a man. There comes a point when you're so fat your gender can no longer be determined at a glance, which is also very sad.

I already like "Raging Robert"

If I was a poop toucher , I'd 3D print the Islamic rating and send it .

 

[Ellana]

Who is the dumb cunt who keeps sending tweets saying "you are enough"?
GTFO.

99.9% sure it's either Amber herself. Could be Becky.

They have ONLY tweeted "You are Enough" since October of last year nearly every day. When they tweet they send out two, 1 without a mention and 1 that @'s AL. It's fucking weird.

Not to mention their name is "Amberlynn Deserves Happiness" and their handle is "BeHappyAmberlyn."

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I doubt she could handle much more than the drive to Lexington at this point. Being in a car has to be painful for her, and any prolonged road trip presents a lot of complications for someone who gives themselves a UTI rather than walk to the bathroom at regular intervals.

At this point, the question has to be asked: when and where is she comfortable?

She cannot stand anymore, nor sit in the front seat of the car - and I doubt she is comfortable in the back seats too, she just happens to fit -, and probably even sitting on the normal chairs they have at the Shanty doesn't feel particularly good.

Also, scooters break under her weight, so she cannot ambulate around Wommart anymore. Do motorized lawnmower support more than 500lbs?

 

[Guardsman42]

At this point, the question has to be asked: when and where is she comfortable?

She cannot stand anymore, nor sit in the front seat of the car - and I doubt she is comfortable in the back seats too, she just happens to fit -, and probably even sitting on the normal chairs they have at the Shanty doesn't feel particularly good.

Also, scooters break under her weight, so she cannot ambulate around Wommart anymore. Do motorized lawnmower support more than 500lbs?

They're not meant to exceed 300 for safety reasons related to rolling on slopes. That said; most also are not meant for extended periods of use. The motor and transmission will burn out in short order, and it might flat out be unsafe to operate due to heat. Stranger things have happened then some one overheat things and adding flammable material to the mix.

Even most heavy duty lawn mowers you'd see on a small farm that can do some tractor work wouldn't be able to handle her. They might pull 50-70 pound load behind them, but it's also behind, being pulled..and has wheels, and they do so very slowly. Like a tiller attachment.

Jesus she has officially moved into needing full blown farm equipment for safe mobility.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Laaahhs!! It is totally possible for a dainty 600lb gorl to fit in the front seat of a car.

But why doesn't Amber use some of the money to buy a van? It could handle the tonnage plus haul more bags of reese's and junk.

 

[Mr Foster]

Laaahhs!! It is totally possible for a dainty 600lb gorl to fit in the front seat of a car.

But why doesn't Amber use some of the money to buy a van? It could handle the tonnage plus haul more bags of reese's and junk.
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This woman literally has the physique of a Hutt from Star Wars.

What the fuck am I looking at from the waist down?