Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Well, there's this place. They go to a 9x. Click on the Halloween section to imagine Amber as a sexy bar maiden, or a sexy bunny, bat, butterfly or genie, all in glorious 9x.
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Is she well known as thinspo these days? That's surprising because I would think that anorexics are typically drawn to pictures of emaciated girls with their ribcage showing, not a 600 pound landwhale. But what what would I know. But you're right, she sees herself as a dainty gorl one 3,000 calorie meal away from fainting ;)
In a way. The ED community (and by that I mean its presence on various social medias, tumblr twitter insta you get the picture) is hella toxic so it’s only expected that along with glorifying barely alive skeletons, we basically use Amber as a “look what you could be if you overeat” kind of figure. Literally she’s just one big meme. It’s sort of like an in-joke; “*wants to binge* *thinks of alr’s cucumber boats* *think i’m gonna have ice for dinner again today lads” is an example of a post that cracked me up a while ago.

And of course it tickles our protruding funny bones whenever she compares herself to a bulimic or claims she has BED. It’s like an alcoholic hearing someone say “I drank too much and threw up one night so I’m an alcoholic/I drink a lot around friends so I’m a binge drinker” bitch...you seem to be everything but responsible for your own actions. I can only imagine how bipolar people feel when she steals that label for asspats too. Gorl is a leech.
 
This quote really chaps my ass after waiting a whole month to hear that she quit her WLD plan the day after the first appointment and in the meantime lectured people in Snapchat about how disappointed she was that we assume her life is a dumpster fire when we don't know what goes on behind the scenes.

It really rubs me raw after watching her double down on her lies about Casey this year. There will never be enough time passing between that lie and the present to make the farms forget you lied about being raped and abused by a minor that you were actually raping and abusing, Big AL.

After today's clickbait ass title about Becky leaving her.

Her dangling her new WW Saga in front of her viewers like her health is a teaser trailer when we know she quit because she wouldn't directly answer the question.

The way she maintains that she showers daily when the evidence that she barely showers ever is visible on her nasty skin.

Yeah... AL can actually go fuck herself with this quote. Her life would be entirely unremarkable if she didn't put it on camera for us to see with our eyes and know what she says doesn't match the visuals.
 
You guise, can you imagine if that Jaclyn Hill broad pulled the same shit with Amberlynn like she did with Eugenia Cooney?
 
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Is she well known as thinspo these days? That's surprising because I would think that anorexics are typically drawn to pictures of emaciated girls with their ribcage showing, not a 600 pound landwhale. But what what would I know. But you're right, she sees herself as a dainty gorl one 3,000 calorie meal away from fainting ;)

Chiming in to affirm that ALR pops up fairly often in the ED community on tumblr, I follow a few weight loss tags and ED content and weightloss content usually overlap pretty heavily there. The fear of ending up like our suuuuuper dainty gorl is understandably enough to reinforce self-starvation.
 
It's my understanding that most of the people in those pro-ED communities are actually fat.

There's definitely overweight or obese starting weights in there, even outside of the BED group of people, but there's also quite a few rather tall girls boasting double digit weights (in pounds, that is). I'd be interested to see what the sort of distribution is. I personally see most people start out at what is a few kg overweight/ upper BMI depending on their heights, rather than anyone that would "look" fat, but because I follow normal weightloss tags I probably see more higher starting weights and have a biased view.

Back on topic though, I find it absolutely rich that IntellectuaLynn can't read a book without making sure we all know she loves reading and definitely is in the middle of a book right now, and manages to find the most exceptional quote in some sort of defense of her constant obscuring the truth. I guess Eric's truth revealing videos just aren't that powerful ya'll.
 
Pretty MATI of you but not worth a rating. By the way, I did some digging and was unable to find any book with that exact quote. What I think happened was that our gorl made it up herself but didn't want to sound whiny, so she credited it to an unnamed book and made herself sound like even more of a pretentious cunt in the process. I highly doubt Amberlit actually reads anything but tabloids, horoscopes, and maybe some fanfiction.
That quote probably came from her Goosebumps books .. she wouldn't dare take up precious eating time reading anything that takes more than an hour to read, or higher than a pre-teen reading level ...
 
This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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Is she trying to flex on us for reading young adult novels again?

Just My Size has wireless bras that go up to a 6x for like $20 - I think Hanes does as well. She claims she doesn't have boobs so support clearly isn't a concern (lol). She has no excuse not to get a bra, she just refuses to.
 
I missed a screen shot from yesterday of her instagram. She made a post stating how everyone thinks she doesn't love Becky.. but then when Becky leaves Amber is so "sad" and upset that she's leaving..and she's trying to smugly point out that we are contradicting ourselves.

I certainly don't see it as a contradiction. It's a warped relationship..so just because you claim you miss her...doesn't mean you are missing her out of "love". it's because you have to compensate for becky being gone and that part is bothersome to you
 
This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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g u t w r e n c h i n g

nowait thats just her festering bellybutton.


tbh the quote sounds like its from a Netflix original - Dead To Me, 13 Reasons Why, etc.
(Just a few she's mentioned recently enough & fit the bill)

but she loves to read y'all so its from some shat YA novel where the totes relatable main character is a sassy, vulnerable basic bitch who is "special" for whatever reason, with her milkshake bringin' all the bois to the yard

Just My Size has wireless bras that go up to a 6x for like $20 - I think Hanes does as well. She claims she doesn't have boobs so support clearly isn't a concern (lol). She has no excuse not to get a bra, she just refuses to.

Helps sustain the delusion
"See look y'all the scale may say 600 but I'm still wearing the same bra and clothes from 200 elbees ago! I'm doing so good!"
 
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Holdup. Beetus Outfitters has everything our gorl needs.
Look, nothing in this entire known universe has the tensile strength of that grey, dingy, martyr of a bra that she currently sports. I don't know what deal that thing made with what devil, but it will never die. It has taken on a life of it's own. Think of Pinnochio only horrifying. Like a careful what you wish for kind of moment. That bra just wanted to live and be all that she could be and this is what she has become. I think she deserves a full hero's funeral after Hamber's, of course.
 
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