Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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After cutting herself trying to pit that avocado, Amberlynn insisted on eating first before she went to the ER. True story!
Ridiculous and for any Kiwis who are triggered by cutting avocados because of her brave story, put the fucking avocado in a dish towel in your hand before your mong ass tries to get the pit.

Ahhh. All this time I thought she was either genuinely trans like Kasey or she was just...idk, covered in dust a lot. Would have made sense to me, Amber and all the fats in her orbits are constantly covered in dirt so
No worries, see Hambert has a type. Female, but looking like a fat sped teenager. Kasey took it a bit to far by actually being trans. However, Hamber loves a fat teenage sped look. Even Krystle who almost bucks that trend because now she's of average weight was a fat tomboy sped at first. Hamber likes to be the pretty one, the gorly one, the dainty one in any relationship.
 
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You can buy pre-cut avocado now or pre-made guacamole. It's disgusting but whatever, the point is there's no excuse to avoid avocado because waaah I cut myself one time. And she has indeed hauled that ready-made guac/acovado in grocery hauls since then.

I'm not sure why she chose to point out that tRaUmAtIc experience to the person asking about healthy food on instagram... instead of just saying "I do eat avocado I've shown it in grocery hauls"
 
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I personally love that AL is a YT "cOnTeNt CrEaToR~" but fails at basic things you can find a million tutorials about on YT. Just another tool she fails to utilize to improve her life, because being a helpless princess is daintier and more attractive.
Someone said it earlier that AL is the fat, sjw, muh disorders, inverse to Anna's skelly, munchie, Daddy God's wittle girl act. I think they're right.
 
What video is Ham talking about where it got deleted?
Most recently? This one:
Was originally titled "grwm | spilling the tea" only there was no "tea spilled" (no gossip revealed, no controversy spoken about) so it was flagged for misleading title/description (either by YT or viewers). She reuploaded the same video with the new title.
 
What video is Ham talking about where it got deleted?
Most recently? This one:
Was originally titled "grwm | spilling the tea" only there was no "tea spilled" (no gossip revealed, no controversy spoken about) so it was flagged for misleading title/description (either by YT or viewers). She reuploaded the same video with the new title.
Yup, despite earlier stating she'd post a different one, claiming youtube made a mistake:
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this all happened the same day amy slaton posted her parody and instagram added a block on her name/tags.
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the relevant thread chronicling this happening is here
 
The one thing I was not able to do was to sit through AL's actual videos from the past, as no matter which sped she catfishes, she's still a boring at best, grating at worst fat fuck.

This^^

I couldn’t sit through her older vlogs either.... I reckon any newbies (or lurkers) wanting to get a glimpse into ALs past vlogs are best off checking out a couple “compilation reaction” videos like “random content” “some thot” or the older “Katie.W” videos, you get to see (the best bits of) AL through the different eras/girlfriends/diets/cycles.
 
This^^

I couldn’t sit through her older vlogs either.... I reckon any newbies (or lurkers) wanting to get a glimpse into ALs past vlogs are best off checking out a couple “compilation reaction” videos like “random content” “some thot” or the older “Katie.W” videos, you get to see (the best bits of) AL through the different eras/girlfriends/diets/cycles.
Katie W’s “How to gain 200 lbs” series is pretty good. She shows the different eras of Amber with her girlfriends through various clips from her videos, and you really get to see how downhill it all goes.
 
What video is Ham talking about where it got deleted?

'minds me. I looked on the MATI for the Albert podcast but couldn't find. Am I being a spastic or is it not there?

I used the KF Archive channel on YT a coupla pages back. If not yours - and if it even matters - giz your preferred link and I'll swap it out.
 
'minds me. I looked on the MATI for the Albert podcast but couldn't find. Am I being a spastic or is it not there?

I used the KF Archive channel on YT a coupla pages back. If not yours - and if it even matters - giz your preferred link and I'll swap it out.
 
So since we've just seen another PiggyLynn cycle complete, I must say this cycle has shown her to be more of a manipulative, fat bitch than I thought her to be. In fact, the way she lies and tries to manipulate other people's emotions and actually believes the yarns she spins as reality absolutely sickens me.

I've long since believed Hamber had a mental health disorder that evidently isn't being addressed by her fake therapist; namely narcisstic personality disorder and a sprinkle of antisocial personality disorder. She simply doesn't know right from wrong. She doesn't even look like a person anymore, she looks like a bowl of solidified gravy. Bitch claims that she has apologized for shit ad nauseum, but the biggest apology she owes is to Cassie/Casey. She was about to ruin his life. Then, she read that stupid, bullshit poem and acted like nothing ever happened.

Hamber really needs someone to snap her out of the faux-reality construct that she lives in. She seriously believes that she's the victim and people are mean to her. You stupid obese cunt, nobody was started criticizing you until started manipulating your fans, trying to fuck with their heads, lying about your weight/health problems, and started shit with people who were nothing but kind to you. Then after you start the shit, you back out of it like the greasy, sleazy stuck-in-the-shower, coward ass bitch that you are.

She got fuckin buried by Amy Slaton, and ain't say shit. You have to be the bottom of the goddamn piss filled barrell to get roasted by Amy Slaton.

Then you claim that you're so dainty and famous. You silly fat goblin, you're not famous. You're infamous. Running around here claiming that you don't want to become irrelevant and people to forget who you are. Everyone will remember you for the fuckin modern sideshow freak mooch that you are, you fuckin schmuck. You're a fuckin fat ass mosquito that won't stop suckin until you are snuffed out of life for good. Hamburger Lynn wants to be fuckin Chantal/Foodie Beauty (like that's any accomplishment), but is really the deathfat trashy female version of DarksydePhil. That bitch is poison!!!

She made that "I'm done with YouTube" video as clickbait, and purposely used suicidal verbiage so that people will feel sorry for her stupid ass. I look into her fuckin eyes and I see no soul. I just see a fat sow who loves the almighty dollar and is willing to do anything besides lose weight to get her fat, stubby ass fingers around some cold, hard cash. That's why she won't disable her comments, because she knows she won't get the same cashflow. She also won't take a break from YouTube, because her ass is obsessed with it and she knows Becky doesn't want to work.

Let me end this long-winded rant (and I apologize) wit this. Hambubger shouldn't have been aborted, bitch should have ended up in the landfill on a piece of Charmin, fuckin dark-knuckled, fat, dandruff haired lyin skeezer.

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Imo - she keeps doing this dumbass, troll baiting "comment of the day" thing (even after saying herself that comments made her want to kill herself lol) because her small, deformed ham brain has worked out that hundreds of people leaving multiple comments hoping to get picked for Comment of the Day = more views per video = more $$$$$
 
Here’s a fun coincidence: 563.2 just so happened to be her lowest weight during her failed attempt at 100 days of weighing in (day 9)🙃

Imo - she keeps doing this dumbass, troll baiting "comment of the day" thing (even after saying herself that comments made her want to kill herself lol) because her small, deformed ham brain has worked out that hundreds of people leaving multiple comments hoping to get picked for Comment of the Day = more views per video = more $$$$$
I think she’s just trying to convince everyone that she can handle “criticism.”
The thing about tubberlynn is that she is perpetually attempting to manipulate her audience she’s just really horrible at it.
 
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I think she’s just trying to convince everyone that she can handle “criticism.”
The thing about tubberlynn is that she is perpetually attempting to manipulate her audience she’s just really horrible at it.


Our Gorl lies so fuckin much and does it without batting an eye so liberally, that it actually scares me a bit. That, and the fact that she cut the audio while she was waddling around outside in one of her videos so we couldn't hear that bitch struggling to breathe.

One more question, and then I can go to bed, because I'm actually interested? Who threatened to "quit" YouTube the most? Chantal or Waddlelynn?
 
Our Gorl lies so fuckin much and does it without batting an eye so liberally, that it actually scares me a bit. That, and the fact that she cut the audio while she was waddling around outside in one of her videos so we couldn't hear that bitch struggling to breathe.

One more question, and then I can go to bed, because I'm actually interested? Who threatened to "quit" YouTube the most? Chantal or Waddlelynn?

I'm thinking Chantal. By a landslide.

Chantal needs to stomp her feet and be loudly reassured that she's adored on a regular basis. AL has a subtly different technique: She manages to weave her pity parties into the broader tapestry of her miserable life. She needs a slow drip of attention, at least compared to Chantal's required high-drama floods.

Regarding AL's cycle: I think there could be a couple things going on. She resented the fact that we identified her cycle (something she probably wasn't terribly aware of herself) and I think this contributed to the timeline fuckery of the last several weeks. Now it seems almost like she's embraced it, but with a sort of bitter self-awareness. "You wanna see Phase One? I'll show you Phase One!" That sort of thing. She probably feels back in control after the terrifying experience of someone knowing her better than she bothers to know herself and presenting a narrative she didn't pre-approve.

Really, she's not even trying anymore with the lahs and general BS. She's got that tunnel vision, with orange chicken taking the place of the light at the end.

I really think this is the endgame.

Buuuut I can be wrong. Regardless, I'm just glad she's doing something, even if that something is pointless, rather dull, and ultimately destructive as hell.
 
Our Gorl lies so fuckin much and does it without batting an eye so liberally, that it actually scares me a bit. That, and the fact that she cut the audio while she was waddling around outside in one of her videos so we couldn't hear that bitch struggling to breathe.

One more question, and then I can go to bed, because I'm actually interested? Who threatened to "quit" YouTube the most? Chantal or Waddlelynn?

Don’t let it scare you. It would be shocking if she did tell the truth.
In her never-ending attempt to write her own narrative she has become painfully predictable and 100% transparent. And no matter how many times people call her out on this, she just doubles down. The more manipulative she thinks she’s being, the easier she is to read.
 
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