Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Wyzzerd]

"I wanted to make a salad, but for some reason ... God stopped me! But I don't care! I'm going to keep going! And I'm going to eat my salad!"

Amber didn't cut herself. You heard her, she had NEVER in her LIFE done anything like that. God himself wavered her grip on that knife!

God sees the past, present and future. He knew what she was, is, and would become.


He went for the mercy kill and missed.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

So while watching elephantiasislynn put her full body on display for the 736377th time while modeling overpriced tablecloths yet again... I had an epiphany.

I’ve always thought that she is willingly committing a slow suicide snuff film strictly for the money. You know, just exploiting her health by choosing to keep her beluga even though she hates being so big.
But then it hit me... she loves this shit. She loves her life AND her body exactly the way it is.
She said it herself, she’s “maintained” this weight for a very long time... and every time she says it she sounds thrilled. She’s been happily showing off her body, the food she ingests, and her sedentary lifestyle for quite some time now. At this point, she only mentions “weight loss” plans/diets because she knows she has to. But she just quits within 12-48 hours and pretends it never happened. She doesn’t even bother trying to lie about it anymore.

She loves herself and doesn’t want to change. I don’t know if this was always the case or if youtube has just made her into a monster.
I also don’t know if I’m just late to the party and everyone already knows this I’m still very new to the farm

 

[Dovahshit]

So while watching elephantiasislynn put her full body on display for the 736377th time while modeling overpriced tablecloths yet again... I had an epiphany.

I’ve always thought that she is willingly committing a slow suicide snuff film strictly for the money. You know, just exploiting her health by choosing to keep her beluga even though she hates being so big.
But then it hit me... she loves this shit. She loves her life AND her body exactly the way it is.
She said it herself, she’s “maintained” this weight for a very long time... and every time she says it she sounds thrilled. She’s been happily showing off her body, the food she ingests, and her sedentary lifestyle for quite some time now. At this point, she only mentions “weight loss” plans/diets because she knows she has to. But she just quits within 12-48 hours and pretends it never happened. She doesn’t even bother trying to lie about it anymore.

She loves herself and doesn’t want to change. I don’t know if this was always the case or if youtube has just made her into a monster.
I also don’t know if I’m just late to the party and everyone already knows this I’m still very new to the farm

man how can you love yourself when you look like an overgrown aborted blob who cant whipe her own ass and has legs that are in a different dimension?
oh wait i know, attention and sweet sweet money

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

oh wait i know, attention and sweet sweet money

She's vain enough to think she's going to go viral with this shit. She sees herself as the "bigger" Trisha.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I'm just curious...why did some react with dumb and autistic? I don't think it's a bad question. ?

Because you're being autistic. If you want people to hold your hand, go somewhere else or stay and lurk more.

 

[Dovahshit]

She's vain enough to think she's going to go viral with this shit. She sees herself as the "bigger" Trisha.

i shouldnt have expected nothing less from Our Queen who eye fucks herself

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Online calculators can be pretty iffy and I've never seen two give me the same info based on the same stats. That being said... doesn't matter what her calorie limit is for maintenance if she can't track her food correctly. I can't recall her ever reliably reporting calorie info when she does share it.

 

[Moonpie]

Because you're being autistic. If you want people to hold your hand, go somewhere else or stay and lurk more.

Gotcha.

She has several sock puppets in her video comments.
She screwed up the other day and basically revealed herself under the jo black alias.
Talking about the pizza Becky brought in- in Eric's vid.
She said "she only had 3 pieces ".

lol it's silly that she and Becky are doing that.

 

[Blathersnake]

She's vain enough to think she's going to go viral with this shit. She sees herself as the "bigger" Trisha.

She's going to need to be a lot more trashier and sluttier.

 

[ADHD]

She has several sock puppets in her video comments.
She screwed up the other day and basically revealed herself under the jo black alias.
Talking about the pizza Becky brought in- in Eric's vid.
She said "she only had 3 pieces ".

lol it's silly that she and Becky are doing that.

Or it's someone trolling to make people think it's an Amber sock.

 

[Moonpie]

Here's one that's suspicious.

 

[ADHD]

Amber doesn't strike me as the type to randomly bring up cutting off dog balls.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She has several sock puppets in her video comments.
She screwed up the other day and basically revealed herself under the jo black alias.
Talking about the pizza Becky brought in- in Eric's vid.
She said "she only had 3 pieces ".

lol it's silly that she and Becky are doing that.

A tip from me to you, new friend... please provide proof of stuff like this, so we avoid needless rumors. Spreading baseless rumors is generally frowned upon here. A lot of people troll with fake accounts on social media and she genuinely has supporters who may or may not be goddamn exceptional cows themselves.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

So while watching elephantiasislynn put her full body on display for the 736377th time while modeling overpriced tablecloths yet again... I had an epiphany.

I’ve always thought that she is willingly committing a slow suicide snuff film strictly for the money. You know, just exploiting her health by choosing to keep her beluga even though she hates being so big.
But then it hit me... she loves this shit. She loves her life AND her body exactly the way it is.
She said it herself, she’s “maintained” this weight for a very long time... and every time she says it she sounds thrilled. She’s been happily showing off her body, the food she ingests, and her sedentary lifestyle for quite some time now. At this point, she only mentions “weight loss” plans/diets because she knows she has to. But she just quits within 12-48 hours and pretends it never happened. She doesn’t even bother trying to lie about it anymore.

She loves herself and doesn’t want to change. I don’t know if this was always the case or if youtube has just made her into a monster.
I also don’t know if I’m just late to the party and everyone already knows this I’m still very new to the farm

I don't know about all that, fam. But there have been plenty of big old mega deathfatty women out there who ARE perfectly happy with their landwhale status, and even gross feeder men who are obsessed with them. I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head (though I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find) but there's at least one documentary on Youtube about a 300-400 pound butterlady who couldnt have been happier with herself, and even purposefully gorged on cake and ice cream to get bigger.

She has several sock puppets in her video comments.
She screwed up the other day and basically revealed herself under the jo black alias.
Talking about the pizza Becky brought in- in Eric's vid.
She said "she only had 3 pieces ".

lol it's silly that she and Becky are doing that.

If you're so sure that this is fact, bring screenshots. We appreciate facts over rumours, luv.

 

[Moonpie]

I wish I would have taken a screenshot about the pizza.
The one about the neighbors dog playing with Twinkie. Only she would know that. At least that's what I think.

I don't know about all that, fam. But there have been plenty of big old mega deathfatty women out there who ARE perfectly happy with their landwhale status, and even gross feeder men who are obsessed with them. I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head (though I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find) but there's at least one documentary on Youtube about a 300-400 pound butterlady who couldnt have been happier with herself, and even purposefully gorged on cake and ice cream to get bigger.

If you're so sure that this is fact, bring screenshots. We appreciate facts over rumours, luv.

Strawberry Pocky I love your posts. When I was lurking I agreed and laughed at everything you said.

 

[Kentaro]

I wish I would have taken a screenshot about the pizza.
The one about the neighbors dog playing with Twinkie. Only she would know that. At least that's what I think.

No Amber mentioned in one of her stupid vlogs that Twinkie loves playing with the neighbours dog a few weeks ago.
Man im so over Amber, at this point im waiting for her death date or layg reveal.

Either will make me happy.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

@C3PBRO all of that Instagram word vomit is just blahblahblahblah fatsplaining a bunch of lolnutrition away at some rando. IMHO there's probably only even something like a 50/50 chance she's even doing any of that convoluted, nonsensical bullshit at all.....there's just a good a chance its all just completely made up. A big ol' LAH she pulled out of the big ol' shelf ass.

I aM iN a CaLoRiE sItUaTiOn RiGhT NoW i KnOw WhAt WoRkS fOr Me!!!!!

Strawberry Pocky I love your posts. When I was lurking I agreed and laughed at everything you said.

Cheers, luv.

As for Hamber......a dead cow yields no m.ilk - there's little point in getting stroppy over her trolling, since she's just playing herself in the end. I hope she keeps making a bigger fool and spectacle of herself for years to come.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

This one is a day or two old and there's a lot to unpack;

She's playing fatass roulette by counting her calories whether she goes over them or not, and tracking her weight to try and determine her alleged snowflake TDEE, instead of just picking a calorie limit and aiming for it like a normal person. She's acting like she's a very important experimental researcher as an excuse to keep eating the way she does, essentially.

I love this post because she tries to come across as Very Smart™ and then adds "to gain my knowledge" as the autistic cherry to this fail cake. *chef's kiss*

>Muh special metabolism
>Not like other biological organisms

While you're counting em, try cutting em. That would be even more "interesting".

If you want to be exacting you need to use your best estimated PAL as well and even then it may require some tweaking. Amber loves skirting on the edge of how much she can eat to stay the same weight and not have to have one less bag of potato chips.

 

[Moonpie]

I think this sounds like her. Silly ass thing. Every post I read from jo Black sounds exactly like her.

 

[GinnyPotter]

I think this sounds like her. Silly ass thing. Every post I read from jo Black sounds exactly like her. View attachment 924536

Amber speaks like a five year old. It's not hard to emulate her mannerisms.

Unless you have actual proof and not just a theory, you're just spreading rumors. And that's what the Facebook group and reddit are for.