Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

As seen hilariously on Twatter (from Alex, Xanaxhead):



next worth: $4 million.

Edit to add the missing text:
"BEFORE FAME
She began her YouTube channel with her first video "Nervous + Awkward + Weight Loss Vlog" in November 2013.

TRIVIA
She has seen her YouTube channel grow to boast more than 110,000 subscribers. She has also gained more than 10,000 followers to her raritycat Instagram account.

FAMILY LIFE
Her long-time girlfriend's name is Becky.

ASSOCIATED WITH
She and Megan McCullom are both famous for their mukbangs on YouTube."

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm not sure I'd describe her as a "starlet" & plus sized model? In her dreams. "She has gained massive popularity..." She has gained massively - THAT much is true but other than that, she's become moderately notorious for her infamous cycles of delusion, defiance of all reason & logic & self sabotage. There are a few sites that do biographies of her but my favorite one, (for shits & giggles), is the one where, in describing her love life the biographer states:

"In 2015, Amber switched to dating men and the first on her list was a guy named Destiny Cook, whom she met on social media and eventually, the pair moved in together as a couple."

 

[Twinkie]

that shit was probably written by some bindi bot dude

 

[MissyMissy]

 

[Moonpie]

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Damn she keeps getting more pathetic

 

[Das Bucket]

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No shit? But when you’re around 600 lbs you should try going above and beyond that. It’s like saying “Oh, I’m just sticking to meat and veggies” and having a gigantic platter of sausage and potatoes.

When Amberlynn and Becky took that two hour nap, she probably woke up all jolly like “Babe and I just fasted for two hours (; !!! Intermittent fasting y’all !”

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Meanwhile, blinking is exercise.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

I'm actually surprised they haven't been spotted yet.

But then, even if Becky was pulled over and fined for not making her passenger wear a seatbelt; would Amberlynn care enough to start wearing one after the fact? (more like she'd say the cop gave her the go ahead to continue traveling without one).

The literal cow I know has never gotten a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt in 20+ years of not being able to physically wear one. In rural areas there just aren’t that many police and they’re usually busy taking care of bigger issues. Considering where Hamber lives, she’s probably dealing with similar thing. Unless they got pulled over for something else, no cop cares whether a cow is strapped in. Hell, who knows whether the damn frame or belt fasteners would hold if she COULD put it on. I would love to see a myth busters on that shit though!

 

[Twinkie]

even if she does, it's not an expensive ticket she wouldnt care

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

even if she does, it's not an expensive ticket she wouldnt care

25 dollars. "It's a measly amount of money."

 

[Mandaark]

Meanwhile, blinking is exercise.

it is when your eyelids are at least 3 lbs each

 

[Picaroon]

"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

But... all their precious fee-fees?!

 

[Owlflaps]

it is when your eyelids are at least 3 lbs each

Shitting is also losing weight.

 

[Mr Foster]

"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.

It's KF, we are all faggots here.

 

[NfbekU3t]

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Fasting doesn't mean shit if you still eat over 6000 calories a day just to maintain your weight

She talks about fasting via sleeping and how much sodium she takes in but never ever says anything about calories which is what fucking matters the most out of them all

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.

I think she crossed over 600 some time ago. Her constant harping on her "my highest weight is 572.4" is, to me, a doth protest too much indicator. But hell, she's welcome to prove me wrong.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Mr. The More You Know here had to go looking...

I'm actually surprised they haven't been spotted yet.

But then, even if Becky was pulled over and fined for not making her passenger wear a seatbelt; would Amberlynn care enough to start wearing one after the fact? (more like she'd say the cop gave her the go ahead to continue traveling without one).

She COULD get a medical exemption to NOT wear a seat belt. No shit, I didn't even know that was a thing, but apparently is. Could you see her going to the doctor for THAT?
Doctor: "Okay, Ms. Hamber, what medical reason exists for you NOT to wear a seatbelt?"
Hamber: "My dainty fat situation!"
Doctor: "Buy a fucking extender."

Failure to wear a seat belt is a secondary violation.

They changed that. It's now a primary violation if ANYONE in the car is unbuckled, you can be pulled over for it. Many states have made it a primary because the secondary was worthless and people still ignored it. Making it primary has upped usage. Still, $25 fine? Re-donkulous! Make it a $100 min. if you're going to be serious about it and put points on your license.

Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it. And fuck almighty, that would just TOTALLY RUIN an orange-cheekin trip or WoMart Haul, worse than catching a red plastic can under your car (gasp)!

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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First of all, is she implying that dinner is her last meal? Because I know this girl eats up until bedtime which cancels out her supposed 8 hour fast. Second, fasting takes willpower and self control; two things our gorl definitely doesn't have. Obviously, when you're asleep you don't need that which is why this is so obnoxious. Amber would never deny herself food or ignore hunger or a craving.

This might be one of her stupidest arguments, ever. Why is a 600 pound woman trying to fast anyway? She needs to worry about diet and exercise - this is why she'll never lose weight

 

[Twinkie]

Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it.

Or maybe it's true that Becky shouldn't be driving, so she's scared that her not wearing a seatbelt could get Becky pulled over and the cops will see how fucked up she is and if that happens Amberlynn not wearing a seatbelt will be the least of her problems. That's unlikely though, cops don't give a fuck about seatbelts they're too busy ticketing people for parking in handicapped spots this time of year. She's doing it for her idiot audience.