Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Gorl Talk]

Ok, color me stupid. My apologies for spreading rumor or lore without having the facts (which I'm trying to dig up now, as penance).

Looks like Amber did indeed go to the eye doctor, chronicled here ("Eye Doctor Appointment; March 14, 2014; LifeWithAmberlynn"). She was prescribed glasses; she's nearsighted. She shows them off in another video soon after.

The thing about her finding a pair of glasses in a parking lot and keeping them... I think I took that on faith because it's such a an odd, trashy idea that it fit right in. I've found several references to it in this thread, but still trying to pinpoint whether Amber actually admitted to this. Not that it matters, not that we/I should care, etc. etc.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.

Though it may not be true, it warrants quite the chuckle when thinking about it

 

[Snusmumriken]

Becky doesn't have balls?

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God that first day of special school is a classic. What a good boy, carrying Mumma's things!

 

[kiwirevolving]

Jesus Christ, I just noticed how wrinkly her hands are for a 29 year old

Also, still no update on her "weight loss" Instagram regarding how much weight she lost in February. She either gained or maintained

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That could easily be the result of dehydration - I suspect she doesn't drink nearly enough fluids in order to avoid the onerous chore that simply peeing has become.

I doubt she's lost anything. She hasn't made any significant changes to her eating & even if she wanted to, (she doesn't), & did what she could manage without risking injury or experiencing serious pain, she can't get enough exercise to help with losing weight at this point. The smart money says this would be the time to start a gentle routine, preferably seated, to get used to regular, scheduled fitness activity so that when, (again - not going to happen), her weight started dropping to something closer to reasonable, she could start amping it up to a point where she'd start seeing physical & mental benefits.

She has no comprehension of what self discipline means & the smallest changes in activity or eating get waved off as soon as she doesn't feel thrilled or the giddiness of planning what she intends to do wears off.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Jesus Christ, I just noticed how wrinkly her hands are for a 29 year old

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Also, still no update on her "weight loss" Instagram regarding how much weight she lost in February. She either gained or maintained

It's not wrinkles, just fat

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Those bands look like a chubby infant's wrists, but if you really look at the skin on her inner wrist (in addition to what you can see just above), that skin is really crepey. Like as crepey as a dehydrated 80 year old hospital patient. That's not lack of moisturizer, that's lack of oral hydration, @DefCon Dumb is right. Pretty soon her urine is going to be more solid/gel than liquid.

I'm always amazed at the way she drinks when she does a moookbong. She takes the most minimal sip possible, like a mere wetting of the lips. Why even bother, gorl?

 

[kiwirevolving]

Those bands look like a chubby infant's wrists, but if you really look at the skin on her inner wrist (in addition to what you can see just above), that skin is really crepey. Like as crepey as a dehydrated 80 year old hospital patient. That's not lack of moisturizer, that's lack of oral hydration, @DefCon Dumb is right. Pretty soon her urine is going to be more solid/gel than liquid.

I'm always amazed at the way she drinks when she does a moookbong. She takes the most minimal sip possible, like a mere wetting of the lips. Why even bother, gorl?

It's because she sees herself dainty af, but will gladly eat a whole goddamn chicken with her hands on camera

And honestly I always thought she drinks from a straw because her oversized arm hurts from bringing the bottle to her mouth and keeping it there

 

[Fascist Ferret]

It's been almost a year since she posted this but something tells me she never started.
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Did she ever explain why she didnt use conditioner?

All the shops I've been in, the conditioner and shampoo of a brand are right beside another, so it would be hard to say you didnt know it was meant to be that way.

Did she have some stupid conspiracy theory that conditioner isnt "actually" good for your hair?

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Lmao I'm not fucking reading this.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.

Okay Strawberry, you changed my mind. But now I'm going with wafflestomping her shit in the shower.

 

[Aldora]

That's some Sonichu level word salad.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The problem with her post of "a life they know nothing about" is that everybody DOES know about your fucked up life because she's the one that's been putting it out there for years for people to dissect and laugh at.

Does not compute, gorlfriend. 2/10 for effort, though.

 

[smallmilk]

Show layg fattie

 

[fxiry]

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Lmao I'm not fucking reading this.
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"done" for the 999999th time

is it just tradition for her to write this same speech every month??

 

[FatalTater]

If Fat Amber doesn't want to share her life or eat on camera, she could try NOT making videos where she talks about herself and eats on camera. Maybe just live on the money she already has or get a different source of income? (spoiler - she won't)

 

[dingobaby]

"I don't want to eat on camera" and "I'm done talking about anything that needs to be heard."

So... what then?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If Fat Amber doesn't want to share her life or eat on camera, she could try NOT making videos where she talks about herself and eats on camera. Maybe just live on the money she already has or get a different source of income? (spoiler - she won't)

And therein lies the problem. Your sole source of income is publishing the minutia of your life and constantly feeding your face in perverse ways. Yet, you can't take the heat when people react to your often ludicrous bullshit and point it out.

You just can't have it both ways. Put on your Big Gorl Torrid pants and suck it up sweet cheeks. You're in it for the money or your out for your mentulz. It's really that simple.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Quick answer to that: "Talk is cheap." SHOW these fantastic changes you're making. We don't need to know the intricate minutia of your thought processes; how you've arrived at any revelation you're claiming but the resulting actions derived from that are easy enough to show in your videos. Show us you sweeping a room, doing a sink full of dishes, walking for more than 3 minutes. By all means, speed it up big time but if you can't understand why no one believes you, you're still delusional.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

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trolls = sympathy = YT views = $$$

Everything seems to be in order here, Gaslightinglynn.