Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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In response to poetlynn's recent entry, I decided to post my interpretation.

BLOB

I just want to eat but I binge instead
I try to write in my 500 notebooks, but my fat hand cant grip a pen
Translation gets lost , fuck that give me a thin mint.
The times I sharted on the bed, sheets thrown in the bin
When a friend finally tells me "no"
That is when I shitalk them and turn them into a foe
You realize without a butler you will be lonely
And your "pretty fat gurl face" has now gotten more homely
I tried so hard to catfish for you
But when the filters slipped you got a whale-sized view
I clung to my chest as my heart is submerged in gravy
When I fall down from a heart attack, I will need the force of the navy
When you need to manipulate you dust off your Mother and Father
Trying so hard to gain new idiots to buy into your faux sadness
To create more subs to be a orange chicken badass
To stop my tantrums and waving my fat hands
And hold together a tattered bra with a few rubber bands
I soon realized the blue means my body is worse for wear
Seems like my heart is dyeen, oh look! My delivery's here!
:heart-full: Written by Xenomorph
 
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playuhplay said:
Why would a weight loss instagram post a random ass picture of a 500lb woman walking in her front yard? Is walking outside with your dog such a rare occurence that you see it as an accomplishment!‽
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This is the same woman who is proud of herself because she didn't eat six king sized Reeses cups but only four, of course she's going to see walking outside with her morbidly obese chihuahua as an accomplishment!
 
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I don't want this to sound gruesome but with all due respect, I just hope she dies already. It's genuinely painful to watch her body struggling to get every breath in and out, she is clearly never going to change (I assume because of some mild mental retardation) so at this point, it's just like shooting an ill, dying horse.
 
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Whale Lake 2 said:
This is the same woman who is proud of herself because she didn't eat six king sized Reeses cups but only four, of course she's going to see walking outside with her morbidly obese chihuahua as an accomplishment!
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She is not REALLY proud of herself.

It‘s just motivational bullshit she tells herself instead of being honest with herself that eating 4 big Reese’s Cups is a failure in itself.

She knows what a failure she is at being disciplined so she tries to sugarcoat it.
 
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Kikomobi said:
I don't want this to sound gruesome but with all due respect, I just hope she dies already. It's genuinely painful to watch her body struggling to get every breath in and out, she is clearly never going to change (I assume because of some mild mental exceptionalism) so at this point, it's just like shooting an ill, dying horse.
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If she dies we won't get any more content.
 
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Yeah, the hash tags are funny. #1500 calories - bullshit. #gym... riiiiiiiight! #healthy food - she sure as shit isn't buying a lot of that. She may be showing SOME healthier buys but that selection of frozen entrees, garlic salt... not hulthy by any standards. Why the Weight Watchers hash tag? Or is she simply using every hash tag she can think of hoping to spread her presence & garner more $$$ from it?
 
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Check out this #morbidlyobese #inspiration killing it at the #gym
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60 degrees huh?
Fuck me, Mumbles may even go out and do something now, seeing as he 'couldn't' do outdoor vlogs as his pansy ass was far too delicate in 40 degree weather to even walk his dogs lol

Jeez has nobody told these cunts that you can, ya know, like put a damn coat on

I've never seen such pitiful adulting from supposedly grown people outside of group care homes ffs
 
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EmpressOfLucite said:
https://www.wave3.com/2020/03/09/walmart-employee-among-covid-cases-kentucky/

Can we add Coronavirus to the list of things that might be the death of our gorl? :story:
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I mean ... If she caught the virus, it would be extremely bad for her considering the state of her lungs alone. I've heard the virus can negatively affect the kidneys as well in some cases, and Amber apparently comes down with a UTI twice a week or something. So yeah, it would be really bad for her if she caught it.

Watch her make a vlog about it, and watch her show off the precautions she's taking to protect herself against the virus out of "concern for her health." lol.
 
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Hammy is 2fat for corona Chan protection~*
 
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Hammy is 2fat for corona Chan protection~*
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Lmaooo the mask doesn’t even cover half her cheeks. Honey how do you not see this.

I’m surprised she’s not using Corona-chan as an actually acceptable reason not to go outside. Her immune system is bad off enough with several infections as well as general deathfat syndrome, and it seems like she always has a cold so it’s clear she catches any virus around her.
 
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EvaBraunsGhost said:
Bahahaha gotta love this, did Albert write it??


"Reid carefully counts calories, and she generally eats healthy foods on her videos."

Bish, since when???
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They must have written this when Amber was doing her mukbangs of Freshly food and didn't skim more than a couple videos.

For posterity, attaching caps of the sections on Amber and Chantal.
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ADHD said:
They must have written this when Amber was doing her mukbangs of Freshly food and didn't skim more than a couple videos.

For posterity, attaching caps of the sections on Amber and Chantal.
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Ugh they included Pettys smug ass tweet, which is weird cause they didn’t dig any of that up for the others.
 
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